The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures
June 2nd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
All the girls who are independent, throw your hands up at me! It’s Destiny Child’s – Kelly Rowland. I love the singing group Destiny’s Child with her, Beyonce and Michelle. I think I have all of their cd’s and they really know how to give a good show. Kelly looks like she’s a little shy wearing a full bathing suit, a hat, sunglasses and skirt. She has an awesome body that’s fit and trim so I don’t see why she’s so shy. I really hope Destinys Child gets back for a reunion one day.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures
June 1st, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everyone it’s your favorite Celebrity Bikini Gossip gal Jenny Bikini ready to share this wonderful time with you to talk about celebrities in swimsuits. I’ve missed you all and really wanted to start out my week with you with a nice photo of actress Kirstin Dunst. She’s really looking awesome in a black bikini. Kirstin is one of my favorite actresses and I loved her in Interview with a Vampire and Spiderman. I haven’t seen her in anything lately but hopefully she’ll come out with something soon. Go Kirsten.
Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures
May 31st, 2010 by Lance Butts
It’s the Lance Man back for another week of great Celebrity Bikini Gossip fun.
I thought I’d start this week off with a super hot photo of Brazilian model Nicole Bahls. We featured her before on CBG and our internet fans went crazy over her photos.
Nicole has an absolute fantastic body and face to match. I don’t know if she can speak any English but I don’t care any about that. I would do anything to be able to get a date with her.
The way she’s rocking that yellow bikini is unbelievable and she looks so cute standing up on her tippy toes. I’m going to give her the LANCE MAN BIKINI PICK OF THE WEEK. I’m truly in awe of her.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, the Lance Man is out for a few days and up next is a lovely lady who is looking for Mr. Right but can’t get one because she’s always worrying about what I’m doing on a Friday night. Yes, it’s Jenny Bikini. Ok, I’m out, PEACE!
Photo Credit: Flynet
Jwoww and Snooki Bikini Pictures
May 28th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey, hey, hey, what’s up with MTV reality tv show “Jersey Shore” stars Jwoww and Snooki? Looks like to me they’re adding a twist to their relationship? Hmmmmmm. Jwoww’s bikini looks more like lingerie than anything. Really nice.
I like these girls. They’re pretty much party girls without any direction or purpose in their lives but to drink, get drunk, curse, scream, yell and pass out. My kind of gals.
You can’t blame them because they’re young and that’s what you do when you don’t have a real job and are addicted to alcohol. I can’t wait to see the newest installment of them in Miami. From some of the behind the scenes they’ve shown on tv so far, they don’t disappoint and it’s even more fights, drunkeness and drama to sink your teeth into.
All I want to know is where do they want to be in 5 years. Probably just not in jail….Next!
Oh BTW, Jenny Bikini, yeah I do beg for dates. Doesn’t every guy? You’re just jealous girl because you have to beg too…..Next!
Photo Credit: WENN
Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures
May 27th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Yeah, it’s the Lance Man back from my wonderful mini vacation. I had the weekend off, then three extra days this week. I’m in heaven, I met this little hottie and we hooked up….but…that’s a story you’ll have to pay to hear….So!
Let’s get on with the Celebrity Bikinis!
I thought I’d start you off with one of my favorite Playmate models Jenna Bentley. She’s looking extra delicious in a halter top bikini that’s really accentuating her well endowedness.
I never get tired of looking at her. I really like her body style, not too skinny or fat, just right. She should give her plastic surgeon a raise because he’s really doing some good work on her. I’m not hating at all.
I’ll give her my CELEBRITY PICK OF THE WEEK! That means she goes into my special file. Next….
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
May 26th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everybody, here’s another photo gallery of our favorite wedish celebrity model, actress and television personality – Victoria Silvstedt – wearing an awesome super hot pink bikini. That woman sure has some curves on her, I must say. I think she is very beautiful but some of the work that she has had done definitely shows but that’s not really a bad thing. It’s a woman’s right to improve on her beauty if she wants to. I’m sure she’s not wasting any sleep or losing any dates over it.
Ok, everyone, I’m out for the week and can’t wait to get back with you guys soon, next up is Lance Butts who has to beg for dates. Be good and be safe. Have a great week! Jenny
Photo Credit: Flynet
Nina Dobrev Bikini Pictures
May 25th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Well look, if it isn’t Bulgarian-Canadian actress Nina Dobrev wearing a cute multi-colored bikini and enjoying herself at the beach. If you don’t know who she is right off, she’s currently starring on tv in the show “Vampire Diaries”. She plays the role of Elena Gilbert. I’m not a fan of vampire tv shows but from her looks which are dark and mysterious, she could really pull it off. I wish her much luck in Hollywood. She’s only 21 years old so hopefully we’ll see her around for a some time to come.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Kate Gosselin Bikini Pictures
May 24th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Welcome back to another fun filled week of hot swimsuits at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. I’m Jenny Bikini and glad to be back for another round of our favorite celebrities in their bikinis. Today we have pictures of DWTS contestant and reality tv mom – Kate Gosselin wearing a comfortable bikini. For a woman who has six children, her body is immaculate and that’s no lie, because most women with only one or two children don’t have a body like that. Kudos to Kate. She is on her way with another tv show coming out and that’s good because I really like Kate. I feel the public can be too critical of her but let them try and raise six kids in the public eye. Keep up the great work Kate.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Shauna Sand and Friend Bikini Pictures
May 21st, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey hey hey, now that’s what I’m talking about. I don’t mind watching two babes hanging out together at the beach even if they do look like the fish Flipper. Looks like Shauna Sand decided to bring along one of her botox clone friends.
First let me say they both have banging bodies. Give me a paper bag and I’m all over it. Her friend is even more endowed than Shauna is and that’s fine by me.
They both still have fish lips though. Her friend’s lips look even more botoxy than Shauna’s. What is going on in Hollywood with the botox?
Let me say this loud and clear – “Ladies – Puff the Dragon lips aren’t sexy unless you have them naturally like Angelina Jolie or Julia Roberts. If you don’t have them, then don’t try to get them or you’ll end looking like a sea bass.
Ok, I’m out. Don’t party too hard but if you do, make sure there isn’t a video camera around. Peace!
Photo Credit: WENN
April Scott Bikini Pictures
May 20th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Ok, here’s sexy American actress April Scott. She’s looking good in a cute bikini but there is a problem. She’s too small up top.
Call me any name you want but I remember her looking better than this in other pictures? She looks too flat up top to me but maybe it’s just the way this particular bikini fits her. Her ribs are showing. Are ribs in style this year?
Her face is cute but sort of plain. We don’t really read about her much in the tabloids which I swear by! So if she’s not in the tabloids then she’s practically a nobody to me. Cute swimsuit though.
Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures
May 19th, 2010 by Lance Butts
I’m baaaaack! The Lance Man is back in full effect. I know you missed me.
Ok, let’s start out this week with a bang. Hot and top heavy Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand romping around in her tiny leopard print bikini at the beach.
I must admit this woman has a very interesting body. You can tell her plastic surgeon really took his time and put lots of thought into her upper enhancement and it came out very nice actually. The rest of her body is slamming, except her face.
Those lips. Need I say more. The woman’s lips look like they can sail her to France. Too many botox injections. I think she and Fergie should be on a tv show called “Celebrity Botox Horror”. That’s just my opinion. The rest of her body is rocking but those lips make me laugh every time.
Photo Credit: WENN
Adrianne Curry Bikini Pictures
May 18th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everyone, check out Peter Brady’s (actor Christopher Knight) wife – Adrianne Curry – looking quite sparkly in a golden bikini and sheer cover up. She’s at some celebrity function looking like the beautiful Top Model that she is/was. When she first came out into light, she looked so homey and plain looking but look at her now. She’s looking more Hollywood and stunning every time I see her. The last I heard, she and Chris were having some marriage problems but since there is no word of a divorce lingering in the headlines, I guess they’ve worked things out. Glad to hear it. I love her bikini and only a girl with a body like hers could pull it off.
Ok, folks, now is the time for me to sign off and let Lance Butts have his way. I finally got back my $20 but it was all wet. I ended up giving it back to him. Ewwwww
Emma Roberts Bikini Pictures
May 17th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everyone, it’s Jenny Bikini here and I hope you had a nice weekend. Mine was a blast. I thought I’d start off this week with a few cute pictures of Emma Roberts wearing a yellow bikini top and cute blue jeans. If you don’t know who she is – she’s an American actress but most notably she is the daughter of actor Eric Roberts and the niece of actresses Julia Roberts and Lisa Roberts Gillan. She’s 19 year old and was in the movies Blow, Valentine’s Day and Hotel for Dogs. She’s currently playing the role of the new Nancy Drew which book and tv series I absolutely love. I hope to see more of this up and coming young Hollywood actress.
Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures
May 14th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
It’s Jenny Bikini and it’s great to be back! Now, on the Celebrity Bikinis! Here’s a picture of celebrity daughter Brooke Hogan. She’s the daughter of wrestler Hulk Hogan. I really admire Brooke for standing her own ground and not trying to live in the shadow of her dad. She’s a total lady and seems to have a great head on her shoulders. She’s not a wild celebrity kid and we don’t hear about her getting smashed and trashed like other celebrity kids. I really like her body. You can tell she works out and that’s great. I wish I worked out more. I’d love to have a body like she does. Go Brooke!
Now a note to Lance Butts! Joey was a creep so give me my $20 or I will post your real picture on the net.
Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pictures
May 13th, 2010 by Lance Butts
The Lance Man is jealous. I want a Bar Refaeli for my very own. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t deserve a fine specimen of woman such as she.
I mean he’s rich and can have any woman that he wants, leave this one to me. She’s super hot and can rock a bikini like no other. I think I’m in love.
I wonder if she really loves him for him or just wants the title of being his girlfriend. Hmmmmmm.
Ok, peeps, the Lance Man has to dip but I’ll be back soon so just chill. When I do return I will have a nice surprise for all my loyal fans! I love the mail, keep it coming! Peace!
Oh Jenny Bikini, I paid back that $20 I owed you when I introduced you to my boy Joey that you desperatedly wanted to meet. Get a life girl.