Archive for October, 2010

Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 8th, 2010
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If you want to know what pure class and awesomeness looks like, then just check out these pictures of Julia Roberts. I’m so excited about these pictures of my most favorite actress in the entire world. I must have seen ALL of her movies at least 3-4 times. She’s superb and can’t be matched. All of these young spoiled Hollywood starlets need to take a step back and read her handbook so they can see how it’s done. Her career has lasted decades and that’s not easy in Hollywood and it’s not because she tries to be sexy but because she’s a great actress and loves her fans. I want to be her so badly!!!

Ok, it’s time for me to pass the buck to the very “active” Lance Butts whom I hear is on this very wild date and I can’t wait to hear about it myself when he comes back on Monday! Have a great weekend everyone!! Toodles and smooches!!!

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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 7th, 2010
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Here’s one of our favorite former MTV veejays Vanessa Minnillo relaxing and flaunting her awesome bikini body on the beach. She is so beautiful and quite the lucky girl. Her boyfriend is Nick Lachey from the boy band 98 Degrees and a total hottie himself. They’ve been dating for quite a while now (at least 3 years) and Vanessa was recently caught saying that they take 2 showers per day together. That keeps the lines of communications open in their relationships. Wow, that’s so sexy. I wish I had a man I could do that with. Lucky girl. I wonder if we’ll see these two get married one day. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010
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Hello!!!!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini back to get down and dirty and wallow in lots of gossip about celebs in bikinis!!!! I’ve missed you all so very much and am so excited about these pictures of actress Elizabeth Hurley. She’s one of my favorite actresses but I mainly like her because she’s the epitome of grace and style. When her ex-boyfriend was tramping around she held her head up high and didn’t talk negatively about him in the media. Now that’s a real lady. I was very proud of her and look up to her so much after that. She’s like Hilary Clinton. Elizabeth looks awesome at 45! Her body is flawless and you should only wish you looked that good at that age. Go Lizzie!

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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
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One thing I have to give it to supermodels for is keeping their bodies in shape. You don’t see too many fat ex-supermodels. Take Elle Macpherson for example. She still looks really hot.

Her shape is in tact and I don’t see a lot of cellulite flowing all over her body. Maybe she keeps in shape or still starves herself but whatever she’s doing, keep up the great work, Elle.

I think she’s growing old gracefully at age 47. She’s was really hot back in the day and she’s not so bad looking now. I’d date her. She’s a single mom with two kids and I think that is so sexy. Plus the fact that she’s loaded. That’s my type of woman.

Well it looks like my time has come so I’ll give a quick farewell until next time. The Lance Man has a date with this high fashioned model who’s not all that pretty in the face but her pockets are fat. I’ll tell you all about it next week when I get back. Until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE! Up next is the “solid” Jenny Bikini. LOL

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 4th, 2010
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The Lance Man is back to thrill you with some hot celebrity bikini gossip. Let’s start out with some news about cute Whitney Port. If you don’t know who she is, she’s one of the stars of the MTV reality tv show “The Hills”. Yeah, she’s one of those hot babes.

Whitney is also clothing designer, model and occasional actress. She’s currently the narrator of her spin-off series “The City”. I think she’s really hot but….she looks older than 25 which is her listed age on Wiki.

In these pictures she looks about 30, which is fine but Whitney should start shopping for a good plastic surgeon now so she can nip those wrinkles in the bud. I’m just trying to be her friend.

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Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 1st, 2010
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Back by popular demand (my demand) is the lovely Vida Guerra. I can’t get over this beautiful Cuban beauty and how hot she looks in this lovely black bikini. I’m truly smitten by her.

All I seem to want to do is stop and stare at her. Hey, I’m not a stalker. At least I wasn’t until I saw her. Her body is perfect, her face is divine and O.M.G., look at that rear. It’s something special.

I would love to take her out on a date and I’d pay for everything, really! So you must know that I really dig her after hearing that huh. LOL.