Archive for March, 2012

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 9th, 2012
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Back by crazy popular demand and because we received so much feedback from her pictures posted on Wednesday are more pictures of the very lovely 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton! This time Kate is sporting curves in a black and a pink bikini. Again, my head is going back and forth and I dare not pick a favorite because I’m loving them both! Her bikini fashion is flawless and not only because she looks great in a bikini but because you can’t stop looking at her unless you tear your eyes away. Now that’s a true bikini model. Go Kate!!

So..dudes and dudettes, I suppose Jenny Bikini is sipping champagne on her cruise with her fiance and I’m happy for her. No worries, yes, I’m single and I think it’s better this way. I get into far much trouble whenever I have a girlfriend. So me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to hang out this weekend to show Pauly what Florida girls have to offer. We’re really stressing our motto to him to NOT bring home any strays. No exceptions!! Ok, have a great weekend and get ready for a spunky Jenny Bikini on Monday!! PEACE!!

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 8th, 2012
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Making my heart beat extra fast in a ruffly light blue bikini is very pretty Leilani Dowding. I love that name Leilani. It reminds of me Hawaii and the beauty that it beholds. In these photos Miss Dowding is splashing along in the ocean. It doesn’t look like she’s gotten her body fully wet yet but we can hope, can’t we? Even though we don’t see much of her on American TV, it’s such a pleasure that she’s gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip. It’s always fun to post pictures of this brunette haired beauty. Very nice bikini fashion always.

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We added a new buddy and we call him Pauly Meathead. Pauly is Vinnie’s cousin who just moved to Florida from Brooklyn, NY. He’s fun and he’s promised to introduce us to his sister’s girlfriends who from the looks of his sister, must be hot! I have an update for you guys and sad to say that I broke up with Dr. Bikini. She was too clingy. Always texting and calling me. I roam better with my buddies. Yeah, I’m a heart breaker and they should know to stay away from me. So….anyways…

Starting out right because The Lance Man loves his fans are smoking hot pictures of 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton. We’re lucky enough to see her model two different swimsuits and I can’t stop staring. My head is going back and from from the white bikini to the black bikini. I can’t make up my mind. Can you? Kate is looking extra hot in these pictures and BOO to those who are saying that she needs to lose weight. She’s just fine. I like curves. Kate stay like you are. Don’t listen to those who want to make you a Stepford Model Clone! Isn’t she hot?

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012
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Oh wow!! I’m so happy that I get to post another newbie to our site and that’s reality TV star Bethenny Frankel. One thing that I’ve always admired about Bethany is her ability to look fabulous in every picture. You may remember Bethennyy was a contestant in the 2005 series The Apprentice and was one of the original five “housewives” featured on the Bravo reality series The Real Housewives of New York City. She was the subject of the shows Bethenny Getting Married and Bethenny Ever After and founded the company Skinnygirl Cocktails. Now that’s what I call making a name for yourself. Bethenny looks great in a light mustard string bikini that shows off her obviously super fit figure. Keep up the great work Bethenny!!

Ok, my wonderful babies, I’m off on my cruise and I’m so excited. I leave you to the whimsical and wild Mr. Lance Butts who shall entertain you with his stories of single manhood. I’m so glad I’m not single anymore!! Until we see each other again, remember that Jenny Bikini loves you!! Bon Voyage!! Smooches!! Toodles!!! JB

Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 5th, 2012
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Happy Monday my awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I’m so excited about this week!! Well for one, my Fiance Gerald and I are going on a week long cruise! It’s his “I love you” present to me, he says. I’ll be back by next Monday but I can’t wait to set sail!! He’s the love of my life!! The 2nd thing I’m excited about is being the first to post pictures of the very talented Taylor Swift in an awesome 1950’s inspired black and white halter top bikini. I’ve always known that Taylor’s bikini fashion is perfect and this proves it. I’m such a big fan of hers. I really love her song “Mean”. I video taped my kitties having a play fight to the song..lol. Taylor is so slim and trim. What is her secret? I bet she gets to eat all of the ice cream sundaes she wants!! We love you Taylor!

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AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 2nd, 2012
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Happy Friday my awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini, your favorite celebrity reporter, back to share with you the most current pictures of your favorite stars in bikinis. Ok, before you head out for the weekend, wrap your lips around these beautiful pictures of supermodel AnnaLynne McCord out and about in a beautiful 1950’s bikini look. I love it. Her bikini top is a yellow and orange floral pattern and her bikini bottom is solid blue with silver buttons. It reminds me of the swimsuits from the past and I wish they would all come back around. She looks very pretty as usual. Looks like she’s about to get some sun. Keep up the great work AnnaLynne and I’m loving your bikini fashion style. Keep up the great work.

Alright my wonderful babies, have a great weekend and see you soon!! Muah! JB!

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Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 1st, 2012
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is British popstar Tulisa Contostavlos. She was a judge on the UK version of X-Factor and is a singer-songwriter and actress. She is best known for being a member of the Camden-based hip hop group N-Dubz. Here she’s splashing along in a pool in a lovely silver bikini that shines and sparkles when the sun hits it. I’m not being a perfectionist but her posture is pretty bad. Stand up straight girl. You have a beautiful body and you’re slouching. I get that from my mom who still reminds me to stand up straight. She’s cute and I like her bikini style. I’ll probably go searching for more stuff on Tulisa just so I can share it with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne who like new girls.

Well, time sure passes quickly when you’re having fun. I guess it’s time to turn you back over to the very fun and perky Jenny Bikini (Miss Perfect 2012). Just kidding…NOT! Ok, dudes and dudettes, take care of yourselves and remember the three amigos code – DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

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