Hey Hey Hey!!!!! Oh yes, it’s the awesome, wonderful, fabulous and fun Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Pauly Meathead, Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. Last week we hung out at a cabin in the mountains that Pauly’s parents own. Just us guys, no chicks. We fished, hiked, sang songs, bonded and told a few secrets. We’re all for one and one for all!! I love u guys and I’m man enough to say that.
Alright, let’s get this bikini fiesta started with updated pictures of Spice Girl, Melanie Brown (aka: Mel B – aka: Scary Spice) looking ab-tastic. Scary has three babies by three different baby daddies and she still looks hot. In these pictures, she’s hanging out on a boat in a white and green print bikini. My sister loves the Spice Girls and she dragged me to their reunion concert a few years ago. I went because I’ve always had a crush on Emma Bunton (aka: Baby Spice). I love the lyrics to the song “Wannabe”. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”