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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014
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Ripped Gemma Atkinson reveals envy-inducing bikini body as she holidays on the beach in flattering two-piece. Former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson has unveiled what most people have only just started striving for, this summer – a bikini body. The blonde beauty was pictured holidaying on the beach in a stunning halterneck two-piece on Saturday and boasted a dynamic physique. Enjoying the sun as she sunbathed alone, the model clearly enjoyed her solitude as she continued her dedicated fitness regime alongside the water. This is Gemma’s first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and hopefully not the last. She’s not a cougar but wow, what a cougar she will be in a few years! I can wait.

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Jill Martin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014
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Jill Martin parades her sculpted physique in a green bikini top and white sheer knit pants as she frolics on Miami Beach with boyfriend (not pictured because we don’t care about him). Valentine’s Day went into overtime for New York Knicks sportscaster Jill Martin. Still in the spirit of love, the 37-year-old TV personality opted to show off her sculpted figure in a green bikini top and white sheer pants. While she likes to keep her private life under wraps, the star couldn’t have looked happier as she splashed out in the water with her hunky man. She was out and about getting a nice tan and laughing and enjoying herself from her hectic schedule and that’s really cool. At 37, she’s still pre-cougarish for me…not old enough but we could take it there if she were to ever break up with that “hunky” guy.

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Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 7th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. What a ball we had! Things started out kind of boring but we ended up going to a hotel in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and little did we know that the babes out there were smoking hot. We stumbled up some sort of Tiki Bar and I can hardly remember anything past that point. I do remember meeting a lovely older woman by the name of Joyce. She had a long mane of white hair which was lovely and of course she was like in her late 50’s which is just my style. Nothing became anything of it because she was just too stunning and I felt like a little dummie hanging around her and her distinguished friends. That’s why I love older women because they intimidate me with their confidence. Young girls are too insecure and that’s a turn off. So remember that ladies when looking for a man. Show him that you love yourself no matter what and he will follow you around like a puppy! Hmm…I’m going to hang on to Joyce’s phone# though.

Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to start off this week with a super hot MILF who recently hooked up with a Hollywood “bad boy” or “old boy”..lol. It’s Charlize Theron who looks stunning in a black one-piece swimsuit out and about on a sports water boat. She adopted a kid and takes him everywhere. It’s a package deal with her and that’s cool. So Mr. Sean Penn will have to take her and him and so far he’s baby proofing his home and plans are that Charlize is going to move in. Now that’s a big move and I’m keeping my eyes and ears wide open for this Hollywood disaster in the making. Once the egos come out, it’s a wrap. But let’s just see how long before all that happens. Right now they are in the true lovey dovey stage…isn’t that cute. Wow, she really knows how to handle that boat ride, huh!

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Myleene Klass Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 4th, 2014
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A vacation to South Africa that has involved swimming with sharks, frolicking in a skimpy bikini and enjoying a flirty poolside moment with a mystery man appears to be just the tonic to get Myleene Klass smiling again. The yummy mummy of two, who has been single since her divorce from ex-husband Graham Quinn last April, was spotted wearing a colorful strapless two-piece primarily blue and yellow bandeau bikinis. Myleene appeared to be enjoying the attention of a fellow guest, who simply couldn’t take his eyes, and later his hands too, off the radio DJ. Good for her!

Oh wow, the time has come for me to gently hand you back over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew of misfits who follow him everywhere. These guys must live off of their parents because they don’t work but always seem to have money to hang out at clubs and eat dinners out every night. I love to cook for my hubby so eating out for us is a very special treat. These guys survive on it. I’m just so glad I’m not dating any of them. Now remember, that you are special and I will miss you every moment that we are away from each other. I really enjoy posting to you and hope that you enjoy my small banter. Always know that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! SMOOCHES!! TOODLES!!!

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Emily Browning Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014
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Emily Browning looks stunning in a cream string bikini. If you’re not familiar with her, Emily Browning is an Australian film actress, singer and fashion model. After early roles in Ghost Ship and Ned Kelly, she won the 2005 AFI International Award for Best Actress for her breakthrough role as Violet Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events. She has starred in lead roles in the horror film, The Uninvited (2009), the action film Sucker Punch (2011) and the independent film Sleeping Beauty (2011). So she has quite a few credits underneath her belt. You can see that her bikini fashion style is demure and dainty. Let’s hope for more on her.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014
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She may be one of Victoria’s Secret’s biggest stars but Candice Swanepoel was acting like no Angel during a photo shoot on Tuesday. The model was in Fernando de Noronha, Brazil, where she writhed on the sand while leaving little to the imagination as photographers clicked away. The 25-year-old was wearing a black bikini that showcased her phenomenon curves. The star had her hair clipped back and it was unclear if this was part of the photo shoot or if she was taking a dip once it had wrapped. Candice looked like she was having a great time as she cooled off in the ocean while displaying her fantastic bikini body in the teeny triangle number.

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Cameron Daiz Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 1st, 2014
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Happy April Fools day! No tricks here. I don’t like April Fool jokes for some reason but they sure are playing them here around the office. It would be a cool joke if my boss offered Lance Butt’s three buddies jobs but gave them crazy demands like they had to be at work at 5am and work 12 hour days. Let’s see them do that! lol

Ok, Cameron Diaz might be getting older, but there can be no doubt that There’s Something About Cameron. The fun-loving 41-year-old stripped showed off her wavy curves in a mixed matched blue and white striped bikini top and red bikini bottoms while out and about with friends at the beach. Her healthy figure on full display, Cameron wore her blonde locks tied back in a pretty but functional plaited style for her swim. I love her fun loving attitude and carefree spirit. She doesn’t seem to get hung up in the “hollywood” lifestyle even though she probably is but at least she doesn’t put on airs that we can see.

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