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Natalie Burn Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 17th, 2014
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Natalie Burn had a successful career as a dancer and choreographer before making the move into film.
Natalie Burn was more than happy to show off her enviable dancer’s body as she enjoyed a fun-filled holiday in Greece.
The Expendables 3 actress was seen lapping up the sunshine in Mykonos on Monday wearing a fascinating blue rainbow two-piece bikini as she made the most of her time in the popular tourist destination.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been such a wonderful experience this week sharing these pictures of your favorite celebrities in skimpy and hot bikinis. Now it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. (No shots at her this week, I’m feeling generously nice..lol…but not for long…lol) My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to head out to our bachelor pad the Monster Bikini and watch some cool movies with babes wearing bikinis. It’s nice just relaxing and enjoying the view of the ocean. Yeah! Alright, until then, remember to NEVER bring home any strays. I’m not sure what our next adventure is but believe me that I will share all of the hot bikini details with you. Remember to take care of yourselves and PEACE!!

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Melanie Sykes Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 16th, 2014
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After famously advertising Boddington’s beer in the mid-1990s while wearing very little, Melanie Sykes again looked happy to show off her enviable figure during a sunny break recently.

The TV presenter excitably threw her arms up in the arm as she took a dip in the sea while enjoying a relaxing day at Mallorca’s Mood Beach Club.

The 44-year-old stood out from her fellow holidaymakers in her monochrome print bikini, while keeping her two-tone aviators firmly on.
44? Now that’s the magic word for me. Oh wow I bet girls half her age would pay anything to have her body. I just love my job.

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Kristen Taekman Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014
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Real Housewives of New York star Kristen Taekman revealed earlier this year that her husband gave her a rather surprising gift for their 9th wedding anniversary – a second boob job.

The mother-of-two proudly unveiled the results this week while frolicking around in a bikini at her family’s summer home in California.

The mother and model, 36, proudly revealed her husband paid for her to have another boob job during the reunion episode of Real Housewives of New York.

She also discussed the procedure during a podcast with fellow Housewives franchise star Brandi Glanville, saying with a laugh: ‘First year is diamond, somewhere along there is paper and nine years is silicone.”

Wow now that’s what I’m talking about! She’s like a pre-cougar and I plan on keeping my eyes on this blonde beauty. Who knows? I hope that her marriage lasts but this is Hollywood and we know what the outcome is in most Hollywood marriages. Very very nice!

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 14th, 2014
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Candice Swanepoel shows off her fabulous figure in pink and yellow bandeau bikini with high-cut bottoms during sexy beach photoshoot. She’s just wrapped up another successful stint at New York Fashion Week.

Candice Swanepoel, 25, has wasted no time heading back to the coast to soak up some sunshine. The supermodel posed up a storm for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot on Malibu beach, California.

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 13th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah it’s me Mr. Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds and they love me too and thats in a “bromance fashion” because you know I really am into cougar babes who wear steaming hot bikinis. Mrs. Jenny Bikini is on an extended weekend vacation so I’m taking over for her and it’s gonna be so hot!

So this week is gonna be great and sit back and enjoy.

Wearing a bottom coverup and still looking stunning is supermodel Behati Prinsloo. She has been dressing down for recent outings with new husband Adam Levine. Behati Prinsloo proved she has not lost her cheeky side when she pranced around in a purple and white bikini on a California beach. The sexy model was seen walking around on location followed by a team of hair and make-up and photographer. Hubby was probably sitting in the sand writing his next hit song. He can do that while us guys try to cozy up to hit brand new wife. LOL

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Kimberly Kisselov Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 26th, 2014
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The former Playboy model, 23, showed off her slim figure in a cut-out swimsuit as she enjoyed a weekend away with her boyfriend on Saturday.

She looked deep in thought and was probably thinking about how she was going to impress in her next stunning and sexy skimpy bikini!

Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who swears that she is a better bikini poster than I am but I beg to differ. I have the heart for it although she does have some passion. Well, as it stands, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to head back to NYC for this week to tie up some loose ends. Seems like Tony Fish came across a stray that we told him to leave alone but he just couldn’t do it. So we’re all going back for moral support so he can basically (yeah dump her) let her down easy. Plus we can party in the clubs some more! Just remember that you are genuine and unique and until next time PEACE!!

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Jorgie Porter Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 25th, 2014
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She’s best known for playing troubled Theresa McQueen in hit Channel 4 show Hollyoaks – and Jorgie Porter looked incredible when she was pictured on holiday in Dubai on Saturday.

The 26-year-old, who was staying at Le Royal Meridian hotel, turned heads when she modelled a teeny white Vix bikini to catch some rays with her pals.

The pretty blonde could be seen taking selfies to no doubt share with her fans, while striking up a pose wearing a designer pair of sunglasses.

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Jasmin Walia Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 24th, 2014
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She has a figure made for a bikini.

So it’s no surprise that Jasmin Walia opted to show off her enviable frame while on holiday last week.

The brunette beauty out her toned physique on display as she strolled along a beach in Dubai wearing a lovely all black string bikini that complimented her wavy curves.

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014
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Bethenny Frankel certainly practices what she sells.

The Skinnygirl mogul was looking trim and toned as she hit the beach at Sag Harbor, New York.

The 43-year-old could have easily been mistaking for a woman half her age as she confidently strolled down the sand in her colorful bikini.

She’s the hottest cougar ever and just my style. Bethenny’s a business woman, has a hot body and knows how to party! So Bethenny whenever you have one of those lonely nights, give me a call!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 22nd, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey, it’s me Mr. Lance Man ready to wow you with the hottest pictures of celebrities in skimpy sexy bikinis. Oh yeah, me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead were hanging out in NYC and we were so mesmerized by the beautiful women out there. NYC is so filled with lovely women. We want to go back very soon. The clubs are smoking hot and we’re going to go back this week because we left plenty of girls crying over us. It’s just that much fun! I’ll fill you in on more of the details at the end of the week but we’re thinking of getting a second apartment in NYC just to have a place to hang out when we want to party hearty.

Ok, let’s start off this week with pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. There is no question that model Alessandra Ambrosio is at the top her game.

The Victoria’s Secret lingerie model has one of the world’s most enviable bikini bodies, and she’s not afraid to show it off.

On Tuesday, the mother-of-one was seen displaying her perfectly sculpted physique again on a family holiday in Honolulu, Hawaii, wearing a two-piece blue patterned bikini. She looks smoking hot.

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 12th, 2014
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Red hot mumma! Tamara Ecclestone shows her super toned post-baby body in a red hot bikini in Ibiza.

She pretty much bounced back into shape nearly immediately after giving birth to her first child.

So it’s no wonder Tamara Ecclestone is enjoying the opportunity to show off her impressive physique as she soaks up the sun in Ibiza.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini (see I said Mrs….because she is always stressing that is how we are to address her at the office..whatever!) Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are headed to NYC and we’re taking the proper clothing in hopes it gets cold. Yeah, a little over the heat down here in Florida and would really love to see snow but know that won’t happen for at least a few more months up there. I will give you all of the fun details when we get back and this just calls for lots of celebration but we keep it safe and remember to NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! I’m looking for a hot cougar ladies so be on the look-out!! lol PEACE!!

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Sylvie Van der Vaart Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 11th, 2014
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She is often seen parading her incredible bikini body during her luxurious beach breaks.

Sylvie van der Vaart was more than happy to show off her enviable frame as she soaked up the sunshine in Greece on Sunday.

The 36-year-old looked sensational in a colourful print bikini as she went swimming in the sea in Mykonos.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 10th, 2014
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She recently took a stand and did her own variation on the Ice Bucket Challenge as a stand against animal testing.

Joanna Krupa looked in need of a cool down once again as she heated things up in an emerald green bikini dotted with flowers during a day relaxing by the pool.

The Real Housewives of Miami star looked stunning as she enjoyed a dip in the pool at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Fort Lauderdale.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014
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As host of lifestyle series 1st Look, single-again Audrina Patridge has things to do and exciting places to see.

The former star of The Hills set her sights on the clear warm waters of Miami Beach, Florida to film a segment of 1st Look on Tuesday.

Audrina, 29, who broke up from her boyfriend of five years Corey Bohan in late July, certainly wasn’t lacking for attention as she pranced around shore in a two-piece red knit swimsuit.

Oh, poor Audrina, you can cry on my shoulders.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 8th, 2014
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Hey hey hey!! Oh yeah, it’s me Mr. Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my special buds Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Ok, yeah we worked out all of those issues with our new place The Monster Bikini and now everything is on track like we all want. I get the cougars, Tony gets the redheads, Pauly gets the blondes and Vinnie gets to run around after college sorority girls all day long. As long as we don’t step on each other’s toes, everything is perfect. Inviting girls over to the house is boring now so we’re venturing out again and this week we’re going to jet set to NYC and never sleep there. Take in a few shows, eat some expensive food and experience the change of season since that never happens in Florida. I’ll give you all of the details when we get back…but for now…on with the sexy bikinis!!

Starting off this week with pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio who looks stunning in anything she puts on.

She’s been hitting the beach on the daily in an array of colorful bikinis this past week.

Alessandra Ambrosio paraded her stunning physique in a blue and white striped two-piece as she vacationed in Maui on Sunday. This shows off why she’s one of the hottest and most in-demand supermodels in the world. Wow check out those abs!

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