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Josie Goldberg Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 11th, 2013
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Back by popular demand is the very voluptuous Josie Goldberg. See, I knew there were a few chubby chasers out there that was interested in this budding fashion designer. The former Playboy Cyber Girl has struggled with her weight, but seemed happy with her curves in her black bikini, which featured a strip of sheer fabric running from her panties to her bikini top. Josie originally made a name for herself appearing on shows like Millionaire Matchmaker, Battle Of The Bods, and Farmer Wants a Wife. She aims to really make a name for herself and I think with her determination and fever that she will accomplish it all. I’m behind her. 🙂

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Miss Bubbly Jenny Bikini (aka: Mrs). Ever since she became a married woman, she’s even more chirpy and happy, I can’t stand it!! Just kidding. She’s a very delightful person and I must admit that with all of the money that she’s loaned me, I guess she’s not half bad. Ok, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Florida Keys for some winter sunshine. Not too many hot babes on the keys. Mostly older retired Floridians but hey, we might get lucky!! So remember to not bring home any strays and take care of yourself until next time. PEACE!!

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Michelle Williams Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 10th, 2013
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I think American actress Michelle Williams played the part of Marilyn Monroe perfectly in her last movie. She’s becoming one of my favorite actresses because she comes across very pure in her performanced. I also enjoyed her in Brokeback Mountain and can understand why she received such acclaim for her role in that movie too. Well, now Michelle is showing off her bikini body in a sexy black bikini but keeping slightly covered up because she is a mom to Matilda. Keep up the great work Michelle and you’re a really hot Milf.

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Josie Goldberg Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 9th, 2013
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I must admit that I have a thing for chubby girls so it’s only natural that I’d be interested in these pictures of Josie Goldberg wearing a sexy red and white striped bikini. Spoiled and Entitled designer Josie Goldberg could have definitely gone a size up as she squeezed her curvaceous figure into a too-tight bikini and hoodie in Miami Beach Thursday. The former Playboy Cyber Girl named her new fashion line after an episode of Dr. Phil she appeared on in 2010. The zaftig 29-year-old, who’s originally from Russia, has made no secret of the fact that she is high maintenance and is looking to marry a rich physician. Josie had no problem turning heads as she confidently strutted down the Florida beach wearing an unflattering nautical-themed, red-striped bikini.
The squinting reality starlet was literally spilling out of her halter top, which was fastened in the back with a flimsy elastic strip. My boss really likes her too.

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Erin Heatherton Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 8th, 2013
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I’m totally smitten with supermodel Erin Heatherton. She’s like the new “IT” girl. I don’t think that she can look bad in anything. This time Erin shines perfectly in a black floral print bikini that brings out the beautiful color of her eyes. It’s cute the way she tilts her head to the side and twirls her long golden locks. I must admit that I’ve fallen in love with lots of Victoria Secret angels but I’m thinking that Erin is the one.

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Ashlee Simpson Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 7th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes indeed, it’s me, the most perfect Mr. Lance Man back from a crazzzzy and wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead hanging out in Miami. Miami Rocks!! Why? Because they have the hottest women in the world. Oh boy did we have a great time. We love to stay at the house of my buddy who we call “Megasausage” because all the girls go crazy over him. All I can remember is that I ran into this sexy redhead who followed me around the club all night long so I gave her my number. Yeah we hooked up for lunch but I can already tell that she’s stalker material so I told her that I thought I was turning gay. That always works. lol

Hey, let’s start out this week with some cool pictures of singer, actress (I guess) – Ashlee Simpson. She’s looking quite hot in a black and white checkered bikini top and a black and white floral patterned bikini bottom. Very very nice indeed. I never really looked at Ashlee Simpson that way but since she’s on her way to becoming a hot MILF in a few years, I think I will.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 28th, 2012
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I wanted to end this awesome holiday week with a BANG! So giving you more of the super fantastic and lovely Candice Swanepoel “wowing” us in a hot pink bikini. I don’t know what it is about her but she has such a fresh face look and appeal about her. She doesn’t look worn out or bitter like some of those other supermodels and I hope she stays that way for as long as she can. Candice really knows how to work and position her body in the hottest poses ever!! I love you Candice!! Call me!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been quite a week with the holidays and weddings and I’m ready to bring in the new year and it will be 2013 the next time we meet again!! So I’m going to wish you ALL a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I’ve enjoyed every moment of hanging out with you and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead also say “Hey”. We are going to really go all out this year and hit the Miami clubs for the new year. I just hope we make it back home in one piece, you know!! I get a little worried about Vinnie because he’s always trying to bring home a stray but you know our motto!! NO STRAYS ALLOWED!! Until next time, love and PEACE!! I’m out. See you in 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 27th, 2012
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Guess who’s back! Yeah it’s Paris Hilton walking out of a “public restroom”. I never thought I’d see her do that. Doesn’t she carry her own private toilet and changing room with her everywhere she goes? What sparked my interest is the really cool bikini top that Paris is wearing. It looks like it’s fit very snug and is rather complimenting her small assets. One thing I give her credit for is keeping her body in shape even though she’s not as popular as she used to be. I think she’s maturing and when that happens, you don’t feel the need to be the center of attention. I know that she’s a very smart businesswoman but she loves her boytoys!! I’m a boytoy but I’m probably too old for her. Still love ya Paris!

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 26th, 2012
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I know my boss likes me the best because he gave me this blazing hot pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel to post up. It’s our lucky day!! She really knows how to strike stunning poses. Look at the arch on that back! Candice Swanepoel dazzles in a slinky blue bikini on a photo shoot and this one is quite memorable. She’s one of my favorite “Angels”. Who’s yours?

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Kate Walsh Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012
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Merry Christmas!! She spent seven straight years playing Dr. Addison Montgomery on Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy and Kate Walsh continued to flaunt her incredible bikini body, and celebrate the end of the ABC spin-off in Miami Beach Thursday. The Private Practice pair, who were also spotted strolling on the sand Wednesday, emerged from the Atlantic Ocean drenched after a swim. ‘Happy Thurrrrrrzzzzdayin’ tw’eeps!’ the gorgeous redhead tweeted to her 345,000 followers. According to Celebuzz, the flame-haired beauty relies on celebrity trainer Juliet Kaska’s Pilates classes to keep her toned. That’s nice to know! She’s really hot and just the right age that I’m looking for. Too bad she has a partner but that really doesn’t mean anything in Hollywood. Going to keep my options open.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 24th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! Merry Christmas!!! We want to wish you a very happy holiday season from all of us here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Thank you so much for hanging out with us this year. We appreciate your loyalty and we love our readers!!!

I’m the wonderful Mr. Lance Butts and it’s been a great year and I’m looking forward to 2013! I managed to keep the strays away but I think for 2013 I’m going to try for true love. Going to Jenny Bikini’s wedding really opened up my heart to finding love. So if you’re a hot cougar with lots of money, let’s talk. lol

Alright, let’s get this holiday week started out with pictures of the beautiful Joanna Krupa. She’s a reality TV star that I never get tired of watching. Joanna looks stunning in a multi-color bikini that shows off her super fit and trim figure. Of course she never works out because she’s perfect!! Keep up the great work Joanna and I’m your biggest fan!!

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Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 13th, 2012
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Guess what? Ever since she’s become a mom, Megan Fox said she’s not going to wear any more bikinis! Oh no!! That’s like saying Krispy Kreme Donuts is going out of business! I’m so sad to hear that although I can understand. Even though I’m not a mom, I can only imagine that she wants to set a good example for her child and cover up more. Although there are tons of moms who wear bikinis, I think in a few years when she hits her late 30’s and early 40’s she’s going to change her mind and want to show off her body more.

So dudes and dudettes, it’s been a very fun week with posting pictures of your favorite celebrities in bikinis and Jenny Bikini’s wedding. She will be back to work on Monday cheerful and chirpy! This weekend I just plan on relaxing with my buddies. Nothing extravagant or wild. We need to get our beauty rest too. lol So until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and PEACE!!!

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 13th, 2012
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I can hardly speak whenever I see pictures of fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee.The mother-of-two is no stranger to showing off her famously toned physique and Friday was no exception. She must have given other beach-goers a real eyeful as she strained out of her miniscule swimwear and then freely de-sanded at the public showers. The 37-year-old was believed to be taking a break from visiting the Art Basel event in Miami. All I can say is Thank you!

Alright, now about Jenny Bikini’s wedding! It was a blast! Me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead had so much fun. There was lots to eat, plenty to drink and so many hot babes that my eyes were hurting from joy. I think I even cried a tear when Gerald kissed the bride. I’ve known Jenny for a few years and she deserves all the happiness in the world. I met her family and they were very nice people. I think we were the last to leave the reception! Great times!!! I love weddings!!

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Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012
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The stunning 26-year-old showed off the body that made her worthy of the cover of Sports Illustrated, wearing a black bikini top and a pair of tiny studded denim shorts. Irina paired the simple yet sexy ensemble by wearing a bright red cap on her head and carried a pair of flip flops in her hand. The raven-haired beauty let her natural good looks shine though by wearing no make-up on her complexion. We love any look that this natural beauty wants to bestow upon us.

Well, it’s wedding time and I’m off to witness the union of Miss Jenny Bikini and her man Gerald (whatshisname). lol I hope they have some really good appetizers!! Congratulations Jenny from all of us at Celebrity Bikini Gossip!

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Elsa Hosk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 11th, 2012
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Victoria Secret model Elsa Hosk was spotted showing off her incredible slim and toned figure in St Barts as she modeled the latest beachwear for the lingerie giant. Donning a colourful and skimpy bikini, the Swedish model strutted her stuff on the island’s idyllic beaches. She’s one of my favorite models because of her natural good looks and fresh face features. Commenting on her exercise regimen, ‘I definitely stepped it up a notch,’ Elsa told Celebuzz before the show. ‘I did a little extra everyday. Usually I work out maybe five times a week. It’s real hardcore workouts.’ We can see that it’s really paying off nicely.

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Claudia Galanti Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 10th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes!! It’s the super dazzling Mr. Lance Man back for another round of awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in tantalizing bikinis. It’s an exciting week because Miss Jenny Bikini gets married on Wednesday the 12th and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and I are invited. I can’t wait to get introduced to all of those lonely bridesmaids. It’s gonna be a night to remember and I will fill you in on all of the juicy details.

Speaking of introductions, let’s welcome the very beautiful Claudia Galanti to Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time. The Paraguayan model was on the sand Friday, parading her impressive figure in a yellow string bikini with brown netting. The amply charmed 31-year-old showed off her stone-wash abs, golden tan, and perfect derriere in a Brazilian-cut bikini bottom as she strutted past the public resting in sun loungers. Now that’s what I call a body!!

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