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Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 22nd, 2013
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Back by highly popular demand are more photos of model Irina Shayk wearing sexy bikinis but this time she’s sporting double the fun in two different oufits. The bikini on the left is a darling blue, pink and purple bandeau bikini that shows off her seductively tanned body. What a pose!! The bikini on the right showcases her lovely svelte figure in a pink and blue polka dot halter top bikini that is totally mind blowing. All of the fellas in our office are totally smitten with her and you can see why!! I wonder who she’s dating…hmmmm

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s a really cute and cuddly character in the office and she’s not half bad. I have to thank her for inviting me to her wedding because my contact list almost doubled with numbers of hot babes. Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are headed to the hills to experience some Buckwild life!! Wish us luck and of course, NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 21st, 2013
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Bethenny Frankel is a hot cougar and a rich one too. She’s made a name for herself with all sorts of products and selling of herself on TV. That’s my kind of woman. In these pics, Bethenny looks rather delightful in a black bikini. Poor Bethenny is having problems with her love life but I can help her with that. All she needs to do is call the Lance Man and I’ll make all of her dreams come true.

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Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 20th, 2013
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Totally tantalizing and tempting is supermodel Irina Shayk striking a memorable pose in a photo shoot. I must say that she looks stunning in a very pink and blue lace bikini. It almost looks like lingerie but even more sexier. I think that she’s becoming one of my newest crushes. Irina Shayk has the appeal and looks to become anything that she wants to be. She’s very beautiful.

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Nicole Kidman Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013
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Still looking hot as ever is actress Nicole Kidman. I don’t care if she’s married to Keith Urban, she’s still the hottest MILF around. Nicole is very modest about her appearance and looks very smart in a white bikini coverup. She’s splashing around in the ocean with the most delightful smile on her face. I’m a big fan of Nicole because her movies are always good. She never comes out with a flop. I just hope we can see more of her in sexy hot bikinis to come and I’m sure we will.

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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 18th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s me the most wonderful, spectacular, terrific and fabulous Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies!! Have you caught the MTV show “Buckwild”? That’s our favorite show and we plan on renting a cabin in the West Virginia hills this coming weekend to sample some country living. I love getting wild with my buddies so if you happen to live in those parts of the woods, come on by and hang out with us!!

Alright, starting off the week just right is beautiful Tamara Ecclestone looking totally hot in a like an almost sheer-knit grey bikini. Wow! What a figure on her. I’m loving her all over body tan that that bright smile. She’s cougar material and just my type. Hey Tamara, if you’re looking for a hot young guy to escort you around, just look me up. I don’t care if you’re married or have a boyfriend, I’m just looking for a rich sugar momma!

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Francesca Eastwood Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 8th, 2013
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First time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the daughter of American actor Clint Eastwood, Francesca Eastwood. She’s very curvy and looks proud of it. Francesca is really filling out a black bikini just right. We don’t get to see much of Clint’s kids and it’s really nice and refreshing. I hope that we get to see much more of her. Plus it’s even more refreshing to see a Hollywood brat not obsessed with her weight and being super thin. Great going Francesca. It’s probably because her daddy has so much money, she can buy love if she wants it. lol just kidding…or am I?

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to jet away to Mexico and pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She makes sure that we say “Mrs” whenever we address her (rolling eyes). I say she got lucky. Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to Mexico because we love it. Plenty of alcohol, babes, music and it’s warmer than the mountains. We have to make up for last week’s disaster. So wish us luck and hopefully we don’t bring home too many strays. Maybe just one????? Alright I’m out PEACE!!

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Jill Martin Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 7th, 2013
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The main reason why I’m posting this picture of Jill Martin is because she’s wearing a polka dot bikini. I am fascinated with polka dot bikinis for some reason. I just think there are so many combinations and variations and it drives me crazy! Jill is hanging out on a beach where there are bunches of other people hanging out with their beach umbrellas. I must say that she fits the polka dot bikini very well. Kudos to you Jill.

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Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
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Walking her cute puppy while wearing a cute black bikini and floppy hat is teen reality TV star Courtney Stodden. She’s a married woman guys so don’t stare too hard. Mark my word but I think that Courtney is the next Pamela Anderson for the next generation. She’s very fascinating and I think that we are going to see much much more of Courtney in the years to come so keep your eyes super wide open for her. I don’t know for the life of me how she can walk in heels that high.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 5th, 2013
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Waving to her many fans while out on a photo shoot is Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. This time Alessandra is wearing a stunning blue string halter top bikini and matching blue bikini bottom. Her hair is soaking wet from rolling around in the sand and in the water so the photographer could get that perfect shot. Another shot shows Alessandra drying off with an oversized yellow and white striped beach towel. I sure would have liked to have been there to help her do that.

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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 4th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes!!! It’s the most fantastical, whimsical, fabulistical (yeah my own word) and super hot Mr. Lance Man back from a cold and wintery romp in the mountains with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie doesn’t like the cold so we had to leave a little early. My buddy Tommy the Bandit has a cottage up in the Colorado mountains and we went out there for a few days. No babes for miles. Just us dudes looking at each other. It’s a good thing the Super Bowl was on or else we would have had an attack of cabin fever. I know now that I am not a winter type of dude. I like Florida sun and bikini babes too much.

Ok, let’s start out with some hot pictures of rock star and actress Miley Cyrus. She’s growing up really fast and it’s a good thing. Miley looks really cute in a black tankini top and black bikini bottoms. I like her short blonde crop. It really compliments her face. I’m always looking forward to the next wild and crazy thing that Miley does and ever since she’s been dating that Brit dude she has calmed down. Bring back the fun Miley we know!

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Milla Jovovich Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 25th, 2013
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Taking a break from destroying zombies is sexy actress Milla Jovovich enjoying time with friends and family. I’m a big fan of her movies so it’s special to see her out and about in a normal life setting at the beach. Her figure is perfect in a white string bikini and she also accessorized in a black hat and grey cover-up. Always a pleasure to see her out and about because she’s not the kind to stay in the tabloids. She goes in and does her job and enjoys her family and that’s what I like about her. Kudos!!

Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m not sure what my buddies and I are going to do this weekend. Maybe head out to the mountains although I’m a Florida boy and I’m not really that into snow. I like hot weather but maybe it’s time to venture out into the mountains. Although I doubt there are many hot babes hanging out in cabins. Most of those are married or have boyfriends already. So, we will have to see and I will let you know what we finally decide to do. Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and take care of yourself!! PEACE!!!!

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Naomi Watts Bikini Picturees

Thursday, January 24th, 2013
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Frolicking in the ocean with family is the very stunning Naomi Watts. Doesn’t she look amazing in a purple string bikini? I didn’t know that she looked so good since this is her first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Keep up the great work Naomi and I’m going to keep my eyes and ears open lots more for her to come if she’s looking this good. Her figure is very slender and you can see that she likes to keep it in shape. Maybe it’s time for Naomi to start her own fitness channel. I would watch, wouldn’t you?

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013
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No wonder Eddie Cibrian left his wife for LeAnn Rimes, will you look at her? She sure has come a long way from singing country love songs in those pretty paisley dresses. I think it’s time for her to get her own reality TV show. Yeah, we really want to see what life is really like in the Cibrian house. LeAnn Rimes shines in her pink bandeau bikini showing off a thin figure that you can tell she’s obsessive about. Kudos.

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Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013
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Looking picture perfect is Irina Shayk slowly not minding that her picture is getting taken while she slips out of a mix matched pink and black bikini. Her facial expression looks like she doesn’t have a care in the world and if it makes us happy to snap away at her, then have at it. Awesome!!

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Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 21st, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh you know it’s the most spectacular, fabulous, wonderful and truly delicious Mr. Lance Man!!! I’m back from a rocking wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies!! The Florida Keys were very nice weather wise but not really jumping as far as “babe” wise. Where were all the ladies at? We went to a night club and there were like 5 guys to every 1 girl. Not my style. So not sure what we are going to do this up and coming weekend but it has to include more babes.

Alright, starting off this week with pictures of new mom Reese Witherspoon who seems to want to hide her face from the paparazzi. I think it’s appropriate that she wore a one-piece blue swimsuit to cover up the baby curves. I’m sure it won’t take her very long to loose the weight. Maybe she should sign up with one of the weight loss programs and become their sponsor. I’m sure lots of women would follow her. Reese is a hot milf.

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