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Cristy Rice Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 5th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey, it’s your favorite bikini dude Mr. Lance Butts back from a rocking weekend in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Wow, I’m glad I don’t live in Vegas because I’d never have any money. The slots are so tempting and the women are even more tempting. It’s good to visit but unless you’re loaded or an entertainer, Las Vegas will swallow up you and spit you out. It’s lots of fun though and great for parties and bachelor parties. There must have been a dozen or so going on in the hotel that we were staying in alone. We had fun!! And, managed to not bring home any strays so it was a very eventful trip.

Alright, we’re starting this week off with pictures of reality star Cristy Rice. Clearly confident with her bikini body, Cristy Rice opted to wear a Brazilian-style two piece as she hit the beach in Miami. No doubt she has the body for it, displaying six-pack abs in her tie-dye swimsuit. Relishing her time under the sun, The Real Housewives of Miami star was spotted sunbathing and paddle-boarding. Very nice abs.

Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 25th, 2014
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Finishing off this week with a sweet treat are more pictures by popular demand of blonde model Paige Butcher (Eddie Murphy’s current girlfriend) looking outstanding in a black string monokini beachside. We love these bikini pictures when we catch her alone because she is so pleasant and easy on the eyes. So, you’re welcome!

Dudes and dudettes, I hope that you’ve enjoyed this week’s celebrity bikini gossip picture extravaganza and now it’s time to turn you over to Mrs. Jenny (why does she stare at my buddies all of the time?) Bikini. She’s so chirpy and happy all of the time and that can’t be true because we all get mad, angry and depressed some times right? Oh well! Anyways, this week my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are heading out to Las Vegas for some slots. We’re going to meet up with our buddy “Mean Green” who knows all the ins and outs of Vegas and what are the hottest clubs, etc. Plus, he’s getting us a boss room in one of the most expensive hotels and we don’t have to pay a cent. It’s all on him. It helps to have friends in high places. Ok, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and that goes for guys and gals!! Until next time PEACE!!!

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 24th, 2014
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She’s never been shy about flaunting her fabulous figure on the pages of men’s magazines. Victoria Silvstedt made sure to use the beach as her centerfold as she flaunted her killer figure while frolicking in the sea in Miami, Florida, on Good Friday afternoon. The 39-year-old model looked incredible as she enjoyed a spot of fun in the sun with her girlfriends, showcasing her impressive golden tan and toned physique in a skimpy pink bikini as she lapped up the rays. You can see that she takes pride in her svelte figure and we appreciate that.

Kira Dikhtyar Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014
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The Russian model showed off her newly dyed brunette locks, after sporting blonde hair earlier this week. The mother-of-one wore nothing else but sunglasses and a wristband as she soaked up the rays on the warm day in a black monokini swimsuit. Paddling in the azure waters, she also showed off her dance moves – waving her arms in the air. What a beautiful sight!

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014
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Lauren Stoner shows off her enviable bikini body in emerald two piece bikini on Miami Beach. The reality star, 30, who’s best known for appearing in E!’s short-lived reality show The Spin Crowd, appeared to be in good spirits while treading clear-blue ocean waters and strutting her svelte stuff. The former E! star lightly accessorized for her beach day with several string bracelets, and braved the ocean with a simple silver necklace that dangled around her slender neck. All I can say is nice front and back! Homina Homina Homina!

Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 21st, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the most fantastical Mr. Lance Man back to wow you with delightful pictures of sexy celebs in hot bikinis but first I just wanna give a shout out to all of my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. They gave me a birthday party for my birthday on April 13th that I’ll never forget!! Oh yeah, all kinds of naughtiness went on but I can’t divulge that information since we’re a family website. All my boss will let me say is “I had a great time!!”. The Jersey Shore is the best with the hottest babes!!

Ok, let’s start this week off with more pictures of beautiful blonde bombshell model Paige Butcher. Yeah, she’s the girlfriend of funny man Eddie Murphy but I can see her making a big name for herself very soon. In these pictures, she looks fabulous in a two-toned pink and aqua green bikini that shows off her toned figure and slender curves. It’s no wonder that she captured one of the richest guys on the planet with a body like that!! Is it true love? Hmmm….it looks like it because they’re always going for coffee together and nothing says love more than caffeine!

Rosamund Pike Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 11th, 2014
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Stepping out in Hawaii this week, the only thing that appeared to be gone were Rosamund Pike’s clothes as she showed off a set of nicely sculpted abs. The 35-year-old actress – a former Bond girl – has looked increasingly toned of late, and her recent outing in Southern California revealed the fruits of her healthy lifestyle as she padded across the sand in a pastel pink bikini. Great look.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for us to temporarily part so you can get spoiled by Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s such a spunky one, isn’t she? But she’s nice and is always bringing in treats like donuts and cakes into the office. I think she does it so the guys will stay fat and single. Just kidding…Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and I are heading out the the Jersey Shore! I’m very excited about that. Both Pauly and I have relatives that live out there and it’s always a good and crazy time when we visit. So I will let you know (if I’m not in a brawl or something) how things went!! So remember to NEVER bring home any strays and we care about you!! PEACE!

Jill Martin Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 10th, 2014
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Back by popular demand are more pictures of sportscaster Jill Martin. This time Jill Martin sports a purple bikini that’s two toned. A light purple string bikini top and a darker purple string bikini bottom. She accessorized with dark sunglasses which gives her that Hollywood appeal. Jill was out and about with her new “hunky” boyfriend everyone keeps talking about and as long as she’s happy, I’m happy for her. At 37, Jill’s body looks more hard and sturdier than most 25 yr olds. You can see that she takes great pride in her body and that’s appealing to any guy. I like a secure woman!

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014
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Ripped Gemma Atkinson reveals envy-inducing bikini body as she holidays on the beach in flattering two-piece. Former Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson has unveiled what most people have only just started striving for, this summer – a bikini body. The blonde beauty was pictured holidaying on the beach in a stunning halterneck two-piece on Saturday and boasted a dynamic physique. Enjoying the sun as she sunbathed alone, the model clearly enjoyed her solitude as she continued her dedicated fitness regime alongside the water. This is Gemma’s first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and hopefully not the last. She’s not a cougar but wow, what a cougar she will be in a few years! I can wait.

Jill Martin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014
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Jill Martin parades her sculpted physique in a green bikini top and white sheer knit pants as she frolics on Miami Beach with boyfriend (not pictured because we don’t care about him). Valentine’s Day went into overtime for New York Knicks sportscaster Jill Martin. Still in the spirit of love, the 37-year-old TV personality opted to show off her sculpted figure in a green bikini top and white sheer pants. While she likes to keep her private life under wraps, the star couldn’t have looked happier as she splashed out in the water with her hunky man. She was out and about getting a nice tan and laughing and enjoying herself from her hectic schedule and that’s really cool. At 37, she’s still pre-cougarish for me…not old enough but we could take it there if she were to ever break up with that “hunky” guy.

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 7th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. What a ball we had! Things started out kind of boring but we ended up going to a hotel in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and little did we know that the babes out there were smoking hot. We stumbled up some sort of Tiki Bar and I can hardly remember anything past that point. I do remember meeting a lovely older woman by the name of Joyce. She had a long mane of white hair which was lovely and of course she was like in her late 50’s which is just my style. Nothing became anything of it because she was just too stunning and I felt like a little dummie hanging around her and her distinguished friends. That’s why I love older women because they intimidate me with their confidence. Young girls are too insecure and that’s a turn off. So remember that ladies when looking for a man. Show him that you love yourself no matter what and he will follow you around like a puppy! Hmm…I’m going to hang on to Joyce’s phone# though.

Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to start off this week with a super hot MILF who recently hooked up with a Hollywood “bad boy” or “old boy”..lol. It’s Charlize Theron who looks stunning in a black one-piece swimsuit out and about on a sports water boat. She adopted a kid and takes him everywhere. It’s a package deal with her and that’s cool. So Mr. Sean Penn will have to take her and him and so far he’s baby proofing his home and plans are that Charlize is going to move in. Now that’s a big move and I’m keeping my eyes and ears wide open for this Hollywood disaster in the making. Once the egos come out, it’s a wrap. But let’s just see how long before all that happens. Right now they are in the true lovey dovey stage…isn’t that cute. Wow, she really knows how to handle that boat ride, huh!

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 28th, 2014
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Back by popular demand are more pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio wearing a sexy white halter top bikini with a sheer coverup to match. She’s one of the most in demand supermodels all over the world and you can see why. You can tell she has a keen fashion sense and looks great in anything that she puts on. This brunette beauty could wear a paper sack in a couture way. Her smile is infectious and it’s always fun to showcase her on our site. Very nice.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves her readers so much. This weekend my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to New York City. Yeah we are going to take in a few plays, hit some clubs, hang out on 42nd street and even take the subway around. I love NYC and that’s where Pauly and Vinnie were born so we will probably visit some of their relatives and eat some good Italian food! Alright, but always remember that we ain’t bringing home any strays but it’s fun to play! So until next time PEACE!!

Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 27th, 2014
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo look heavenly as they show off their toned stomachs in new Victoria’s Secret swimwear. Summer has yet to arrive, but these Victoria’s Secret models are still raising temperatures. Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo stripped down to show off the lingerie brand’s 2014 Swim Collection at The London Hotel in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Alessandra, 32, displayed her sculpted physique in a white halter-style bikini that featured vivid pink and yellow accents. The tiny two-piece was also accented with a delicate belly chain. But the Brazilian bombshell left a little to imagination by wearing a white mesh cover-up. Meanwhile, Behati, 24, modelled some of the clothing featured in the new VS collection. Very nice all the way.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014
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Vivacious and energetic Courtney Stodden strolls along the beach leaving the stripper heels at home. She was seen performing cartwheels on the beach, before making a call on her pink cell phone. But it appeared Courtney, who underwent a breast augmentation last year, could perhaps do with investing in a new bikini. Her gold two-piece looked slightly too small for the blonde. But that didn’t worry Courtney. Carefree she skipped, jumped and threw herself in the air, high above the sandy surface. The newly single reality star allowed her bleached locks tumble down around her shoulders in a breezy side parting. Oh it must be so nice to be young and free. Her divorce still isn’t final though.

Nina Agdal and Cailin Russo Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014
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Oh yeah, it feels like it’s my birthday! Check out supermodels Nina Agdal (in blue bikini top) and Cailin Russo (in orange bikini top) hanging out on a photo shoot. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit beauty can certainly turn up the heat all by herself but in this case it didn’t hurt to have a partner in 19-year-old Cailin. The girls are wearing complimentary bikinis which show very well. Don’t you wish you were at least a fly or frog or something on the set?