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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 10th, 2013
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She is known for portraying tough women onscreen in films such as Girlfight and The Fast And The Furious. However, Michelle Rodriguez showed off her very feminine curves during a recent day at the beach. The 34-year-old looked curvy yet toned in a daring nude bikini complete with black trim as she relaxed on the sand sipping a beer on South Beach in Miami, Florida on Friday. The actress looked fresh-faced and gorgeous as she walked along the white sand, her long black hair tousled and wet after a dip in the ocean. Michelle flaunted her toned tummy but chose to cover up her bottom half with a large white-and-blue striped beach towel. Her nude bikini was suitably daring for a daredevil such as Michelle, and it also featured a sporty touch with criss-cross black straps on the back. Totally impressive. Vroom Vroom!!

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s been really nice to me this entire week and I wonder why…hmmm…It’s not something that she does all the time. Most of the time she gives me and my buddies dirty looks. Anyways, me and the fellas are heading back up to Beverly Hills, Cali for more romp-a-room with sexy cougar ladies. They are so much fun! I hope to make it back in one piece!!! But just remember to don’t try anything that we do because we’re too crazy to care about the consequences. Also, remember, to never bring home any strays!! Unless they own mansions in California!! PEACE!

Kelly Osbourne Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 9th, 2013
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Following in the footsteps of her famous parents, Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne has become quite the fashionista and celebrity hostess. She’s shed most of that baby fat as you can see by the way she is filling out that gorgeous red floral bikini. As usual, Kelly has fashioned her hair in a lilac color. She has lost a total of 70 lbs thanks to a life-changing diet. And Kelly Osbourne wasn’t shy about showing off the stunning results as she soaked up the sun in Sydney, Australia, in a classy red bikini on Saturday. Keep up the great work Kelly!! You’re cute but just too young for me. I hear your mom has left your dad so tell her to call me!

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013
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It’s a done deal!! Reality TV star Farrah Abraham has decided to release her sex tape for 1.2 million (more or less). So get ready to get geared up for the next celebrity to grace the cover of gossip magazines and tabloids all over the world. Before the frenzy starts, Farrah decided to hang out at the beach wearing a very stunning green floral two-piece string bikini that shows off partially of what the world will see soon to come.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013
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The 28-year-old, who is mother to her two-year-old son Phyllon, highlighted her famous assets in a jewelled pink triangle top bikini and matching barely-there bottoms. The Victoria’s Secret model giggled as she splashed around in the bright blue Atlantic Ocean. She always looks perfect but I guess that’s your job when you’re a supermodel. Her fresh face look and cute smile brings in the millions.

Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 6th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s your most fantastical, terrific and bold and bodacious Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. The fellas and I decided to jet set out to Beverly Hills, Cali to meet up with one our friends who goes by the name of Johnny Jet! He’s into real estate so we were able to hang out at a very fancy mansion that Johnny is watching. One thing I must say is there are so many cougars just waiting for young guys like me to come along. We had a ball! I can’t tell much because a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but I will tell you that there was lots of kissing…

Ok!! Speaking of cougars, lets start off with some hot pictures of one of my favorite cougars Rita Rusic getting much attention from a cabana boy on a beach. You can tell by the smile on her face that she loves every minute. Rita looks years younger in a very delicious blue bikini that shows off her tight abs and tanned figure. Keep up the great work Rita and remember “call me”.

Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 3rd, 2013
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She’s no stranger to wowing her fans with her incredible body in skimpy swimwear.
But Irina Shayk has reached a whole new level with the new campaign for Beach Bunny, sizzling in a variety of tiny two-piece. The 27-year-old Russian model looks incredible in the pictures, entitled Take Me To Rio, showing off her enviable curves in the process. She is driving guys wild from every nation wearing a super stunning blue bikini with pink trim. Especially the guys in our office who break their necks to see every picture of this beautiful brunette. Must be nice!

Alrighty my beautiful babies, it’s time for me to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew. I’m going to miss you terribly but remember that you are always in my heart. Take care of yourselves and always remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!!

Kristin Chenowet Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 2nd, 2013
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She’s the golden girl of the stage and screen and now Kristin Chenoweth has made herself the golden girl of the beach as well. The Glee star is currently holidaying at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort in Mexico and on Tuesday was seen in a Calypso St. Barth Halia Tie Dyed Cotton Tunic and Hanne Block Lurex string bikini as she lapped up the rays. The 44-year-old actress defied her years as she lapped up the rays during the relaxing break. She’s one of my most favorite new TV stars who always looks good.

Adriana De Moura Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 1st, 2013
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Adriana De Moura sizzles in a bright green swimsuit while taking a break from filming Real Housewives… as rumours about her marriage heat up. She’s had a tempestuous few weeks after reports emerged that she’s be lying about her marital status. But Real Housewives of Miami star Adriana De Moura seemed completely unfazed by the rumours as she treated herself to a day at the beach on Wednesday. Loving it.

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013
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It’s been a while but we are always pleased to showcase pictures of singing songbird Alicia Keys on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She’s a doting mom now and looks totally fabulous in a floral print two-piece bikini. It looks like Alicia is enjoying some fun walking around in the ocean waves and she works so hard, she surely deserves it. Keep up the awesome work and always looking forward to hearing your new body of work.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 29th, 2013
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Hello my most dearest Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend with my hubby Gerald. We always manage to do the most romantic things and this weekend we went on a Safari at a local amusement park and it was so sweet. We were able to pet some of the animals and he protected and held me so tight! Ladies that’s what you want in a man!

Alright, let’s start this week of with a little bit of scandal by way of teen mom Farrah Abraham looking stunning in a black bikini. She’s hardly a teen anymore (21 yrs old) but that’s what they refer to her since she was on that reality TV show for teen moms. Farrah looks like she’s holding up rather well since that sex tape information came out and it looks like she doesn’t mind releasing it, but wants to get paid a hefty amount. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

Rita Ora Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 26th, 2013
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Singer Rita Ora looks casual as she hung out poolside wearing a black halter bikini top and black string bikini bottoms. She paired her look with a black baseball cap and dark sunglasses, of course. I like her music but think that she is a combination of JLO, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J wrapped up all in one but aren’t they all these days.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead head back to the states. I’ve been stuck in Mexico since last week and have been working in my hotel room because these girls are stalking us bad. We have to stick up for ourselves and be real men!! No more Mexico for a while. We need to find a place where the girls aren’t desperate and they’re older and richer. Ok, until next time, remember don’t be like us and slip home and bring home strays!! PEACE!!

Lisa Marie Presley Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 25th, 2013
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first pages is daughter of the King of Rock Elvis Presly – Ms. Lisa Marie Presley. I call her Ms. because she’s been married so many time, I deem that appropriate for her. Lisa has recently last a lot of weight as you can see by the caving in of her stomach while she wears a really cute blue bandeau bikini top and pink and blue skirt. She’s looking like a hot cougar MILF and you know that’s exactly what I like. Lisa call me. Love the reflector sunglasses. That’s totally Hollywood.

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013
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It looks like Kristin Cavallari’s post-baby fitness regime has paid off. Just eight months after giving birth, the former star of The Hills was ready to show off her toned body as she soaked up the sun during a relaxing break in Mexico. The 26-year-old star didn’t have an inch to pinch as she parade her taut physique in two different bikinis on Sunday while hanging . the one I like the best is the blueish floral print one which she’s wearing with her hair pulled back in a bun along with a sexy pair of glasses. Kristin is a fashionista for sure.

Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013
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Jessica Alba looks better every time we see her prancing around in a bikini. This time she looks pretty stunning in a purple bandeau bikini top and a wacky 1970’s purple string bikini bottom. Of course she has accessorized it with the classic movie-star sunglasses as they all do. We love Jessica Alba around here and it’s always a pleasure to see her wearing something that compliments her super flat abs and slender figure.

Eva Langoria Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 22nd, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey oh yes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have some bad news to report. It looks like Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne brought home strays!!! No No No!! They seemed to pick up these two senioritas who wouldn’t stop stalking us and following us around the next day. See what I mean. They even said they were going to find out where we lived in Florida and come and live with us and kill any wives that we already had. Well I don’t have a wife and I just played like I was gay although that hardly worked. Oh man what are we going to do!!

Anyways, to cheer the guys up, I’m posting some pictures of their favorite crazy housewife on TV Eva Longoria wearing a delightful pink bikini while walking along the beach. Eva was happy to let it all hang out as she relaxed on the beach wearing a neon orange bikini and was clearly keen to make the most of her short trip to Puerto Rico. She relaxed on a sunlounger, swam in the sea, and took a stroll along the picture perfect white sands. The actress, whose show Desperate Housewives was cancelled last year, took plenty of time to slather herself in tanning oil, paying particular attention to her legs as she reclined in the sun. Very nice.