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Back by popular demand is the awesomely beautiful Joanna Krupa. This time Joanna Krupa teases her fans wearing a blue bejeweled string bikini. It seems like the likes that style of bikini and I’m beginning to like it too. You can see that she’s a fanatic about her body because she stays super thin and svelte. Please send me the name of your trainer, Joanna!
Paddling along with lots of skill is beautiful reality TV star Joanna Krupa. What is her secret to staying flawless looking all of the time? Joanna Krupa dazzles in a white bikini with bejeweled strings. Loving the color combination. Her long blonde locks are pulled back in one ponytail to keep it out of her pretty face. I’m a big fan of hers because she is very graceful. It’s not easy to paddle. I tried it and fell off my board plenty of times so I congratulate her on being able to stay a float.
Back by popular demand is the very voluptuous Josie Goldberg. See, I knew there were a few chubby chasers out there that was interested in this budding fashion designer. The former Playboy Cyber Girl has struggled with her weight, but seemed happy with her curves in her black bikini, which featured a strip of sheer fabric running from her panties to her bikini top. Josie originally made a name for herself appearing on shows like Millionaire Matchmaker, Battle Of The Bods, and Farmer Wants a Wife. She aims to really make a name for herself and I think with her determination and fever that she will accomplish it all. I’m behind her. 🙂
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Miss Bubbly Jenny Bikini (aka: Mrs). Ever since she became a married woman, she’s even more chirpy and happy, I can’t stand it!! Just kidding. She’s a very delightful person and I must admit that with all of the money that she’s loaned me, I guess she’s not half bad. Ok, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Florida Keys for some winter sunshine. Not too many hot babes on the keys. Mostly older retired Floridians but hey, we might get lucky!! So remember to not bring home any strays and take care of yourself until next time. PEACE!!
I think American actress Michelle Williams played the part of Marilyn Monroe perfectly in her last movie. She’s becoming one of my favorite actresses because she comes across very pure in her performanced. I also enjoyed her in Brokeback Mountain and can understand why she received such acclaim for her role in that movie too. Well, now Michelle is showing off her bikini body in a sexy black bikini but keeping slightly covered up because she is a mom to Matilda. Keep up the great work Michelle and you’re a really hot Milf.
I must admit that I have a thing for chubby girls so it’s only natural that I’d be interested in these pictures of Josie Goldberg wearing a sexy red and white striped bikini. Spoiled and Entitled designer Josie Goldberg could have definitely gone a size up as she squeezed her curvaceous figure into a too-tight bikini and hoodie in Miami Beach Thursday. The former Playboy Cyber Girl named her new fashion line after an episode of Dr. Phil she appeared on in 2010. The zaftig 29-year-old, who’s originally from Russia, has made no secret of the fact that she is high maintenance and is looking to marry a rich physician. Josie had no problem turning heads as she confidently strutted down the Florida beach wearing an unflattering nautical-themed, red-striped bikini.
The squinting reality starlet was literally spilling out of her halter top, which was fastened in the back with a flimsy elastic strip. My boss really likes her too.
I’m totally smitten with supermodel Erin Heatherton. She’s like the new “IT” girl. I don’t think that she can look bad in anything. This time Erin shines perfectly in a black floral print bikini that brings out the beautiful color of her eyes. It’s cute the way she tilts her head to the side and twirls her long golden locks. I must admit that I’ve fallen in love with lots of Victoria Secret angels but I’m thinking that Erin is the one.
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes indeed, it’s me, the most perfect Mr. Lance Man back from a crazzzzy and wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead hanging out in Miami. Miami Rocks!! Why? Because they have the hottest women in the world. Oh boy did we have a great time. We love to stay at the house of my buddy who we call “Megasausage” because all the girls go crazy over him. All I can remember is that I ran into this sexy redhead who followed me around the club all night long so I gave her my number. Yeah we hooked up for lunch but I can already tell that she’s stalker material so I told her that I thought I was turning gay. That always works. lol
Hey, let’s start out this week with some cool pictures of singer, actress (I guess) – Ashlee Simpson. She’s looking quite hot in a black and white checkered bikini top and a black and white floral patterned bikini bottom. Very very nice indeed. I never really looked at Ashlee Simpson that way but since she’s on her way to becoming a hot MILF in a few years, I think I will.
The Today Show’s Jill Martin relaxes in a string bikini in Miami… but can’t switch off her mobile phone. The 36-year-old Today Show contributor was deep in conversation as she strolled along a beach in Malibu on Thursday. But while she may have been in work mode, Jill was certainly dressed for a holiday. The blonde TV presenter switched her TV make-up for beach hair and her work wardrobe for a powder blue lace bikini. I say it’s a great look!! Keep up the great job Jill!!
Alrighty, my lovely babies, it’s time for me to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts. Him and his motley crew are so funny around the office, I must admit. Although I don’t see how his friends can afford to hang out with him all day long. Don’t they have jobs? Anyways I’m glad they’re not my problem. He’s always buying lunch for them and these guys are big and that can’t be cheap. Ok, my lovelies until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! I’ll be back soon and until then I’m going to keep enjoying my newlywed bliss!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!!
Victoria Secret supermodel Erin Heatherton looks awesome in anything she puts on. I’m so loving the blue and pink aztec inspired bikini and blue sheer coverup that’s draped over her slim figure. Those blue reflector sunglasses really make her look like a super-duper-superstar! Where can I get those?? Erin is very popular around the office so I’m enjoying the glances by the guys when they walk by my desk. Eat your heart out Mr. Lance “Smelly” Butts!
Coleen Rooney showed off her pregnancy bump for the first time yesterday as she soaked up the winter sun in the Caribbean. She is best known for being the wife of Manchester United and England football star Wayne Rooney. Wearing a Hermes gold bracelet, bikini and floral cover-up, the 26-year-old played with son Kai, three, in the sand on an exclusive resort in Barbados. Congratulations on your baby-to-be. I hope that I look that great when I get pregnant and start having bunches of babies.
Back by popular demand is the very beautiful Claudia Galanti. For some reason her name has become very popular on the bikini scene and especially around our office. I think I’ve heard her name mentioned at least 5 times today. What is her secret? Probably because she’s thin, brunette and stunningly beautiful. Claudia Galanti dazzles in a black bikini top and homemade torn black jean shorts. She completes her look with a pair of dark sunglasses and something in a white cup that’s probably more than just orange juice. Great look!
Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s me, Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini reporter (now married) and loving every moment!! Gerald, my new hubby, really wants to start a family right away but I want to wait a year at least so we can enjoy our newlywed status. It’s up to the woman so he has no choice but to wait for me. I love being married and recommend it highly!! lol
Ok, let’s start this week off with some really great photos of Chloe Green sporting curves in a bright bandeau bikini top and matching bottoms. Who is Chloe Green? She’s the daughter of Topshop tycoon Philip Green. Chloe, age 21, loves hanging out on the beach. Chloe’s top consisted on a bandeau style with ruffle detail and she accessorized with a pair of oversized sunglasses. The heiress was seen strolling along in the sand, taking a dip in the sea and joking with friends. Chloe has been enjoying her time on the tropical island, despite being apart from her footballer beau Djibril Cissé. Hmmmm,,,,I wonder if they’ll get married too. hehe
I wanted to end this awesome holiday week with a BANG! So giving you more of the super fantastic and lovely Candice Swanepoel “wowing” us in a hot pink bikini. I don’t know what it is about her but she has such a fresh face look and appeal about her. She doesn’t look worn out or bitter like some of those other supermodels and I hope she stays that way for as long as she can. Candice really knows how to work and position her body in the hottest poses ever!! I love you Candice!! Call me!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been quite a week with the holidays and weddings and I’m ready to bring in the new year and it will be 2013 the next time we meet again!! So I’m going to wish you ALL a very HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I’ve enjoyed every moment of hanging out with you and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead also say “Hey”. We are going to really go all out this year and hit the Miami clubs for the new year. I just hope we make it back home in one piece, you know!! I get a little worried about Vinnie because he’s always trying to bring home a stray but you know our motto!! NO STRAYS ALLOWED!! Until next time, love and PEACE!! I’m out. See you in 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess who’s back! Yeah it’s Paris Hilton walking out of a “public restroom”. I never thought I’d see her do that. Doesn’t she carry her own private toilet and changing room with her everywhere she goes? What sparked my interest is the really cool bikini top that Paris is wearing. It looks like it’s fit very snug and is rather complimenting her small assets. One thing I give her credit for is keeping her body in shape even though she’s not as popular as she used to be. I think she’s maturing and when that happens, you don’t feel the need to be the center of attention. I know that she’s a very smart businesswoman but she loves her boytoys!! I’m a boytoy but I’m probably too old for her. Still love ya Paris!
I know my boss likes me the best because he gave me this blazing hot pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel to post up. It’s our lucky day!! She really knows how to strike stunning poses. Look at the arch on that back! Candice Swanepoel dazzles in a slinky blue bikini on a photo shoot and this one is quite memorable. She’s one of my favorite “Angels”. Who’s yours?