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Walking her cute puppy while wearing a cute black bikini and floppy hat is teen reality TV star Courtney Stodden. She’s a married woman guys so don’t stare too hard. Mark my word but I think that Courtney is the next Pamela Anderson for the next generation. She’s very fascinating and I think that we are going to see much much more of Courtney in the years to come so keep your eyes super wide open for her. I don’t know for the life of me how she can walk in heels that high.
Waving to her many fans while out on a photo shoot is Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. This time Alessandra is wearing a stunning blue string halter top bikini and matching blue bikini bottom. Her hair is soaking wet from rolling around in the sand and in the water so the photographer could get that perfect shot. Another shot shows Alessandra drying off with an oversized yellow and white striped beach towel. I sure would have liked to have been there to help her do that.
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes!!! It’s the most fantastical, whimsical, fabulistical (yeah my own word) and super hot Mr. Lance Man back from a cold and wintery romp in the mountains with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie doesn’t like the cold so we had to leave a little early. My buddy Tommy the Bandit has a cottage up in the Colorado mountains and we went out there for a few days. No babes for miles. Just us dudes looking at each other. It’s a good thing the Super Bowl was on or else we would have had an attack of cabin fever. I know now that I am not a winter type of dude. I like Florida sun and bikini babes too much.
Ok, let’s start out with some hot pictures of rock star and actress Miley Cyrus. She’s growing up really fast and it’s a good thing. Miley looks really cute in a black tankini top and black bikini bottoms. I like her short blonde crop. It really compliments her face. I’m always looking forward to the next wild and crazy thing that Miley does and ever since she’s been dating that Brit dude she has calmed down. Bring back the fun Miley we know!
It’s been a while but back to amaze you in her awesome bikini is the very beautiful Stephanie Seymour. She’s proved that she’s still one of the world’s most beautiful women, after spending the week in her bikini while on holiday in St Barts. But Stephanie Seymour seemed more concerned about being on mum duty rather than catching the rays on Sunday. The 44-year-old supermodel spent the day playing in the sea with her eight-year-old daughter Lily, but still got the chance to show off her flawless, bronzed bikini body in the process. Loving the colors! She doesn’t look anywhere near 44! Great genes!!
Alrighty my lovely babies, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts who we call the hooligan of the office. He’s so loud and always singing 80’s tunes along with his buddies who we might as well hire because they’re always in the office. I think this weekend, I plan on spending time with my hubby just cuddling up and spoiling each other. I love married life!!! Until next time, my darlings, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!! Toodles!!!
Wayne Gretzky’s wildchild daughter Paulina looks fabulous. The 24-year-old hockey heiress indulged in a passionate PDA with her new beau as they enjoyed some time in the sunshine as they vacationed in Kapalua. Paulina showed off her enviable figure in a barely-there turquoise string bikini. Paulina, who is no stranger to hitting headlines through Twitter, had earlier sparked rumours of a romance with the sportsman by posting a picture of the pair heading out for dinner on the social networking site. That’s what I call keeping it personal. Great job!
Back by popular demand are more pictures of beautiful supermodel Edita Vilkeviciute. This time she’s switched up to a delightful animal print bikini that shows off her curvaceous body. I love the way the wind is blowing her hair all around. I would love to walk around with that effect around me all of the time! lol Edita knows how to pose just right so the camera gets the perfect angle of her slender figure. Keep your eyes and ears open for more of this lovely model.
Edita Vilkeviciute smoulders for the camera as she shoots Victoria’s Secret swimwear campaign in St Bart’s. This stunning supermodel is the latest and greatest to hit the runway with her flawless features and golden blonde good looks. The guys in the office have been going crazy over her photos and I’m so lucky to get to post her bikini pictures. She looks very darling in a pink and white floral print string bikini with gold trim. Don’t you just love that pout that the model’s use when on photo shoots! I’m going to try to practice that for my hubby.
Hello my most spectacular and fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s your favorite bikini reporter, Mrs. Jenny Bikini back to wow you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebs in swimwear!! It’s so great to be back. Whenever we are a part I feel like it’s forever!!! Married life is still wonderful and I think that my hubby Gerald is going to treat me to a big surprise. He’s been whispering around the house about a trip! That’s why I love him so!! I hope that you’ve been doing well and I love you to death!!
Ok, let’s start off this week with these pictures of Kourtney Kardashian showing off her post-baby-body!! Oh wow, she just had a baby! I hope that my body snaps back as quickly as she does. Kourtney looks stunning in a fuscia colored two-piece bathing suit that doesn’t show a hint of her previous pregger-ness just a few months ago!! Kudos Kourtney!
Taking a break from destroying zombies is sexy actress Milla Jovovich enjoying time with friends and family. I’m a big fan of her movies so it’s special to see her out and about in a normal life setting at the beach. Her figure is perfect in a white string bikini and she also accessorized in a black hat and grey cover-up. Always a pleasure to see her out and about because she’s not the kind to stay in the tabloids. She goes in and does her job and enjoys her family and that’s what I like about her. Kudos!!
Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m not sure what my buddies and I are going to do this weekend. Maybe head out to the mountains although I’m a Florida boy and I’m not really that into snow. I like hot weather but maybe it’s time to venture out into the mountains. Although I doubt there are many hot babes hanging out in cabins. Most of those are married or have boyfriends already. So, we will have to see and I will let you know what we finally decide to do. Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and take care of yourself!! PEACE!!!!
Frolicking in the ocean with family is the very stunning Naomi Watts. Doesn’t she look amazing in a purple string bikini? I didn’t know that she looked so good since this is her first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Keep up the great work Naomi and I’m going to keep my eyes and ears open lots more for her to come if she’s looking this good. Her figure is very slender and you can see that she likes to keep it in shape. Maybe it’s time for Naomi to start her own fitness channel. I would watch, wouldn’t you?
No wonder Eddie Cibrian left his wife for LeAnn Rimes, will you look at her? She sure has come a long way from singing country love songs in those pretty paisley dresses. I think it’s time for her to get her own reality TV show. Yeah, we really want to see what life is really like in the Cibrian house. LeAnn Rimes shines in her pink bandeau bikini showing off a thin figure that you can tell she’s obsessive about. Kudos.
Looking picture perfect is Irina Shayk slowly not minding that her picture is getting taken while she slips out of a mix matched pink and black bikini. Her facial expression looks like she doesn’t have a care in the world and if it makes us happy to snap away at her, then have at it. Awesome!!
Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh you know it’s the most spectacular, fabulous, wonderful and truly delicious Mr. Lance Man!!! I’m back from a rocking wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies!! The Florida Keys were very nice weather wise but not really jumping as far as “babe” wise. Where were all the ladies at? We went to a night club and there were like 5 guys to every 1 girl. Not my style. So not sure what we are going to do this up and coming weekend but it has to include more babes.
Alright, starting off this week with pictures of new mom Reese Witherspoon who seems to want to hide her face from the paparazzi. I think it’s appropriate that she wore a one-piece blue swimsuit to cover up the baby curves. I’m sure it won’t take her very long to loose the weight. Maybe she should sign up with one of the weight loss programs and become their sponsor. I’m sure lots of women would follow her. Reese is a hot milf.
While on break from her hit TV show “Dancing With The Stars”, Karina Smirnoff enjoys some rest and relaxation poolside. She’s a stunning brunette beauty who knows how to wear a lovely blue bandeau halter bikini top and blue floral bikini bottom. Her body stays in perfect shape with all of that dancing as you can see. Karina is one of my favorite dancers and I wish her lots of luck on the new season.
Ok, my lovely babies, it’s time to gently pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. He’s so loud in the office with his buddies and the boss always making dirty jokes like there are no women in the room. I know, it’s a man’s world. I’m just so happy that my hubby is a perfect gentleman. He doesn’t swear or any of that…well at least not in front of me. He’s perfect. Well as perfect as a man can be, I’ll say that. lol Until next time, my babies, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES You!! Take care of yourself!!! SMOOTHES!!! TOODLES!!!
Ryan Seacrest better start thinking about popping the question soon to his girlfriend Julianne Hough because she is super hot! She’s an up and coming Hollywood actress that is turning heads and especially in this all white bikini. She can sing, act and dance and has a really nice personality. I don’t see why he’s waiting for so long. He’ll need to start making those babies because Ryan’s not getting any younger although they call him the new Dick Clark. Julianne start putting the pressure on him or he will just keep milking the cow for free. You are a beautiful girl and deserve happiness and a family. I’m behind you all the way!