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Miss America Pageant Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011
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Hey Peeps!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter The Lance Man back from a very LONG weekend hanging out with my girls Barbie and Bambi. I finally told them that I loved them and yes there were tears too. I’m such a lucky guy!!

So, let’s get started with some great gossip about these hot babes in bikinis. Pictured above are two of the Miss America pageant contestants. I’m not sure which state they represent and I could really care less. I’m just looking at their bods which are amazing, fabulous, magnificent and did I say..amazing??

One thing I have to say about the Miss America pageant is that they keep the bikini competition part classy. The girls aren’t walking around in thongs which can be totally tasteless if it’s not the proper forum. Those black bikinis look awesome although these girls might need to get some chest enhancements to fill them out a little better. Not seeing much cleavage, but hey that’s just me.

They’re still hot though…

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011
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Hanging out with her beau is the beautiful Joanna Krupa from Dancing With The Stars. Isn’t she lovely. She’s hanging out at the beach in a lovely orange bikini. What I wouldn’t do for a body like that!! Omgoshness! She’s fabulous! All of that dancing really pays. One thing that I like about Joanna is that she’s a total lady. She never bad mouths any of the contestants that probably step on her feet all day long. She’s totally professional and that makes her #1 in my book. Keep up the great work Joanna!

Darn, now it’s time for me to pass the buck over to Mr. Lance Butts who’s live seems to be back in order and less drama filled. Good for him. Me, on the other hand, am starting to date more and I have another blind date. I kind of like this. It didn’t really click with the last date I had so I’m giving it another try. Wish me luck!!!! Be great to yourselves!! Toodles!!! JB

Photo Credit: Fame

Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 17th, 2011
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Happy Monday!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here bright and early to jump into some hot Celebrity Bikini Gossip! Today we have some beautiful photos of American model Lily Aldridge walking along the beach in a beautiful white bikini. In the photo on the left she looks like she’s just hanging out but in the picture on the right she looks like she’s at a photo shoot or does she just always look perfect? At the age of 18, Aldridge appeared on the cover of the August 2003 Spanish Vogue. She also appeared in editorials for Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Teen Vogue, and Elle Girl. She has also been featured in campaigns for Rocawear, Arden B., Shiatzy Chen, Bobbi Brown and Smashbox Cosmetics, Coach, JCrew, Charles David, Levi’s, J Brand, Accessorize, and Velvet Tees. Isn’t she absolutely gorgeous???

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Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 14th, 2011
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Hello all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!!!! It’s me Jenny Bikini so eager and ready to get down to the nitty gritty with some hot gossip about celebrities in bikinis! I’ve missed you all so very much!!! Ok, let’s get started with these awesome pictures of American actress Chloe Sevigny all decked out in a cute bikini. She’s enjoying a relaxing day at the beach. I read in an earlier post where Lance Butts mentioned something about celebs always wearing their sunglasses in the water at the beach and I’ve always wondered that too? Don’t they know they’ll fall off or get wet? Anyways..Chloe looks very good and it’s awesome to see her out and about. One thing about her that I love is that her name isn’t plastered all over the tabloids. She’s a good actress, does her job and that’s it. No drama. Keep up the great work Chloe.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 13th, 2011
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Hey you guys check out Victoria Silvstedt walking around on the beach in her sexy white bikini and a cowboy hat. Who wears a cowboy hat to the beach? Must be a celeb thing. I must say that it looks like Victoria may have pulled a Lisa Rinna and had some of that plastic surgery reversed. She doesn’t look as plastic as she used to in previous pictures. I guess that’s a good thing. She looks rather “normal” in these pictures, unless it’s just the lighting. Oh well, keep up the great work Vicky.

Well, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here and turn this over to Miss Jenny Bikini who I hear is dating again and I’m very happy for her. It must be so lonely on those Friday nights. Take care of yourselves and Barbie and Bambi wanted me to say “Hi”. All three of us are off to Atlantic City for the weekend unless we get snowed out. If we do, then we’ll just snuggle up together and watch “Friends” re-runs. PEACE!!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
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Oh hey check out MTV Veejay Maria Menounos hanging out at the beach in a sexy black bikini. Oh boy, I used to have the worst crush on her years ago when she first started out on MTV. One thing though, I could only pronounce her name if I heard her say it. Whenever I looked at her name on the screen, I couldn’t pronounce it. Damn she’s still hot and looks really good. I catch her on MTV whenever I can. Why do celebrities always wear their dark sunglasses when they go to the beach? That’s something I’ve always wanted to know. When I go to the beach, I might wear my sunglasses but I take them off when I get into the water. Oh well, maybe it’s a star thing…

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Kate Gosselin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
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Hey peeps! It’s the Lance Man back to WOW you with all of the best celebrity bikini gossip you can find. I’m so happy to be back in full effect! I have my ladies Barbie and Bambi living back with me. Well it’s kind of temporary…Good housecleaning help is hard to find..Hey…but I love them too…so don’t yell at me just yet!!

Let’s start this party out with some hot pics of your favorite MILF Kate Gosselin. Damn! For a mother of 8, she looks darn good. Although Kate has admitted to having some plastic surgery done. I’m sure she needed it after having 8 kids, come on now. Right now her stomach should normally look like a bean bag so I can’t blame her, honestly, could you? Kate’s looking mighty good but she still can’t seem to get a man. Why? Because she has 8 spoiled children who are dictated by a domineering mother who is very bossy. You’ve seen Kate on DWTS? Would you take her out? She has a bit of an attitude but hey, she still looks good. Kate, you need to soften up a little bit, plus make sure you have plenty of nannies on hand if you want a guy to take you out. I’m just saying…..

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Lauri Cholewa Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 10th, 2011
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Happy Monday!!!! I love Mondays…Why? Because it’s the beginning of the week and everything is so fresh and new. Don’t get me wrong, I love Fridays too. LOL.. Ok, you guys, it’s me Jenny Bikini and it’s a wonderful day. Let’s get down to business with some hot celebrity bikini gossip. Back by popular demand are more pictures of French TV host Laurie Cholewa. Wow she received a very positive response to her pictures that we posted on Friday so I thought I’d treat you guys/girls to some more of her. Yes, she’s very beautiful and too bad we can’t see much of her over here in the states. Oh well, if you need to see her, just come right her to Celebrity Bikini Gossip! I love her bikini!

Geez, time sure passes by so fast! It’s the beginning of the week and already I have to say goodbye so soon. Well not for too long. Next up is Mr. Lance Butts and he’s bringing you the hottest Celebrity Bikini Gossip in the world!!! Toodles!! I’ll miss you all!!!

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Laurie Cholewa Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 7th, 2011
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Hey, check out French tv host Laurie Cholewa looking so awesome in a brown bikini. She’s a woman on the go as you can see with her cellphone in hand. She’s very popular in Paris and has a large fan base. One of my co-workers said they met her and that she was very nice and that they loved her accent. I love French accents too. Maybe one of these days if I ever can get time away, I’d love to go to Paris on vacation. It’s one of my dream vacations. What’s your dream vacation? Doesn’t she look tall? Her body looks like she doesn’t do any exercise. She looks naturally thin and I’d give anything for a body like that too! I spend too much time dieting and exercising and I can’t stand it. LOL I just want to eat what I want, when I want. Those girls that can do that are soooo lucky!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 6th, 2011
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Hello all of my babies!!!!! Happy New Years to you and I hope that you had a safe one. It’s Jenny Bikini here so happy to be back and sharing this wonderful time with you gossiping about celebrities in bikinis!! They don’t call me Jenny Bikini for nothing..LOL.

Let’s start out with these great pictures of my favorite socialite Paris Hilton. Boy, what I wouldn’t give to have her body! Right!! She’s hanging out at the beach with her boyfriend who’s also a hunk hottie. Doesn’t she look fabulous in her colorful bikini and she even has the sunglasses to match. Right now Paris is doing fine and just working on finishing her probation which is coming along perfectly. She can do it and is an inspiration for others who may have legal problems. Just do what you have to do. Keep up the awesome work Paris!!!

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
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Congratulations to LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on their engagement. It’s a good thing. I like both of them and it’s good to see that they’re showing the world that they’re very serious about each other after leaving their spouses to get together. Oh it was such a scandal but come on. How many other couples do you know that have left their spouses to get together (about a million). So why when they did it people were all like OMG?

You can’t fight love and your feelings for someone and we all know that. I just hope they stay together because it would really be a shame for them to break-up after all of the media scrutiny they’ve been through. I think this incident has made LeAnn more of a woman. I don’t see her as that teen singer like before. She has some balls stepping up to the plate and claiming her man. She’s looking extra trim in that bikini. Now I can see why Eddie gave her the ring.

It’ll be very interesting to see how their relationship pans out. Will there be a marriage, children and so forth? America is watching LeAnn and Eddie, just so you know.

Alrighty then! It’s time for the Lance Man to pass these reigns to Ms Jenny Bikini who I heard just went on a date last week. Cudos to you Jenny. I’m interested to know how that will turn out as well (evil smile)…..PEACE!!!

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Sheridan Smith Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011
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I was walking past my boss’ office and saw these pictures of English actress Sheridan Smith on his computer. There was drool coming out of his mouth so I asked if I could post these pictures. She’s really hot. Since she’s an English actress, unless you watch their tv, you wouldn’t really see her in anything over here.

I just thought she was hot and wanted to get to know more about her. Wiki lists her as single which is good to know. I like the way she fits that bikini but I don’t think a relationship between her and I would work because she lives too far away. I’m not for those long distance relationships anyways. She’s still hot though.

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 3rd, 2011
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Happy New Year! It’s the Lance Man sending you happy greetings for this wonderful new year 2011! I feel like this is going to be my year. No more drama (at least I hope but I doubt it). I want this year to be the one where I look back on when I get old and think “Yeah, that was my year”. Ok, let’s get started with the hot celebrity gossip!

Oh yeah, it’s super sweet and sexy Bar Refaeli looking extra scrumptious in a like a purple, pink and white bikini. Needless to say, she’d look good in any color bikini. Her sunglasses look really cool on her but I guess that’s what they call the Rockstar Look.

Hey Bar, anytime you get tired of that old man of yours (and I mean old – Leonardo is really getting up there), just give me a call. I may not have as much money has Leo but I know how to treat a lady to a nice night out on the town.

I really hope my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi aren’t reading this…..Next!

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Shayne Lamas Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 31st, 2010
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It’s Shayne Lamas’ first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s give her a warm welcome. Who is she? Well Shayne is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and Michele Cathy Smith. She was previously engaged to Matt Grant after being chosen during ABC’s The Bachelor season 12. On April 18, 2010, she married Nik Richie, founder of the popular pseudo-celebrity gossip site “TheDirty” in Las Vegas. The two were married less than 12 hours after meeting, and they confirmed the nuptials on twitter. Following the wedding to Richie, she legally changed her name to Shayne Dahl Lamas-Richie. So that’s a little bit of information about Shayne. Looks like she caught herself an eel or something in the ocean. I love her smile and she’s looking so hot in that red bikini. Shayne looks like the type of girl that I could hang out with, you know. She’s done some acting and I hope to see more of her in the future.

Oh boy, well it’s come that time again. I’m going to miss you all. I feel so protective of you and hope that you have a wonderful Happy New Year! I can’t wait to see all of the wonderful things that are going to happen in 2011. So the next time I see you will be next year!!!! SMOOCHES AND KISSES TO YOU ALL – HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! JB

Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 30th, 2010
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Oh wow, it’s my favorite celebrity Paris Hilton looking so awesome in a very tiny and colorful striped bikini. Only someone with a body like hers could look so great in a tiny bikini like that. Some girls try to wear tiny bikinis but the bikinis look distorted and out of place. When Paris wears one, it looks like pure fashion heaven. I’m such a big fan of Paris because she holds her head up high no matter what situations she’s going through. She never talks bad about other people in public although people talk all kinds of bad things about her. I think she’s classy. No one is perfect and I’m so anxious to see the great things that she does with her life when she gets much older and dignified. Go Paris!