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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010
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Hello!!!!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini back to get down and dirty and wallow in lots of gossip about celebs in bikinis!!!! I’ve missed you all so very much and am so excited about these pictures of actress Elizabeth Hurley. She’s one of my favorite actresses but I mainly like her because she’s the epitome of grace and style. When her ex-boyfriend was tramping around she held her head up high and didn’t talk negatively about him in the media. Now that’s a real lady. I was very proud of her and look up to her so much after that. She’s like Hilary Clinton. Elizabeth looks awesome at 45! Her body is flawless and you should only wish you looked that good at that age. Go Lizzie!

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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
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One thing I have to give it to supermodels for is keeping their bodies in shape. You don’t see too many fat ex-supermodels. Take Elle Macpherson for example. She still looks really hot.

Her shape is in tact and I don’t see a lot of cellulite flowing all over her body. Maybe she keeps in shape or still starves herself but whatever she’s doing, keep up the great work, Elle.

I think she’s growing old gracefully at age 47. She’s was really hot back in the day and she’s not so bad looking now. I’d date her. She’s a single mom with two kids and I think that is so sexy. Plus the fact that she’s loaded. That’s my type of woman.

Well it looks like my time has come so I’ll give a quick farewell until next time. The Lance Man has a date with this high fashioned model who’s not all that pretty in the face but her pockets are fat. I’ll tell you all about it next week when I get back. Until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE! Up next is the “solid” Jenny Bikini. LOL

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 4th, 2010
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The Lance Man is back to thrill you with some hot celebrity bikini gossip. Let’s start out with some news about cute Whitney Port. If you don’t know who she is, she’s one of the stars of the MTV reality tv show “The Hills”. Yeah, she’s one of those hot babes.

Whitney is also clothing designer, model and occasional actress. She’s currently the narrator of her spin-off series “The City”. I think she’s really hot but….she looks older than 25 which is her listed age on Wiki.

In these pictures she looks about 30, which is fine but Whitney should start shopping for a good plastic surgeon now so she can nip those wrinkles in the bud. I’m just trying to be her friend.

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Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 1st, 2010
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Back by popular demand (my demand) is the lovely Vida Guerra. I can’t get over this beautiful Cuban beauty and how hot she looks in this lovely black bikini. I’m truly smitten by her.

All I seem to want to do is stop and stare at her. Hey, I’m not a stalker. At least I wasn’t until I saw her. Her body is perfect, her face is divine and O.M.G., look at that rear. It’s something special.

I would love to take her out on a date and I’d pay for everything, really! So you must know that I really dig her after hearing that huh. LOL.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 30th, 2010
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Hey here’s British model Kelly Brook looking awesome in a white bikini. She looks like a high fashion model in these photos. I love the silver reflection fabric on her bikini top, it’s really classy. Her bikini bottoms look really sexy too with the way they tie on the sides. Her long dark hair looks awesome blowing in the wind. Must be nice.

Ok everyone, it’s time for me to turn the reigns over to Lance Butts who has paid off everyone he’s owed money to in the office which I commend him on. So I can’t talk bad about him but I will ask him not to ask me for any more money because I had to wait 3 months for the $20 I gave him last time. Just saying. Ok everyone!!!!!! Toodles!!!!! Be good.

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Katie Price Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
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Anyone can be a celebrity these days, just look at British celeb Katie Price. She’s a former model whose life is practically always splattered across the tabloids and celebrity magazines just because. Sort of like the Jersey Shore girls. Here she’s shopping and doing her thing in a black bikini and sheer pink cover up. She looks very thin in these pictures but I guess she has to keep her figure looking great which means starving herself. I won’t starve for anyone. I love food and will eat whatever I want, whenever I want. Being thin won’t guarantee you’ll get a man and if you do get one, he might be a jerk so let that be a lesson to all you girls out there.

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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010
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Hey all!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and oh how I’ve missed you all. Let’s get started gossiping about hot celebs in sexy bikinis!!! I thought I’d start off with some photos of American movie star George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. She’s really beautiful. George needs to do good by her and settle down but they’re just dating for now. She’s Italian and an actress also. She’s currently doing some work on the tv show Leverage and from what I’ve seen, she can really act. I wish her all of the luck and especially with George. She seems to have him settling down but only they know for how long. These Hollywood relationships don’t last long but some do and we’ll just have to wait and see. Good luck!

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Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 27th, 2010
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Ay, Dios mio – hola mami! It’s the very sexy Cuban-born American model, actress, and singer Vida Guerra. If you don’t know who she is you may know her from the U.S. edition of FHM magazine in December 2002 and since then she has modeled for many other men’s magazines.

Isn’t she amazing?

She’s looking extra hot in this picture of her in a wonderful half bikini. How does she get that top to stay still? That’s so fabulous, I’m in awe and very impressed.

I hope to see her in more roles but not much more clothes (wink wink). She’s totally hot!

Well it’s time for me to jet off but I’ll be back. Just taking a few days off in Mexico to hang out with this super model that can’t stop calling me. They don’t call me The Lance Man for nothing. Up next is the very “proficient” Jenny Bikini. LOL. PEACE!

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Kim Cattrall Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 24th, 2010
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Hey check out Sexy and the City star Kim Cattrall taking a walk along the beach.

I’ve talked about her with some of my buddies and most of them wouldn’t do her if she paid them. I think she’s a hot cougar. I’d do her.

Her body is ok. Of course, she’s not 20 years old but it’s not about that. It’s about good conversation and a great personality. Ok, why am I lying. I’d do her cause she’s rich. I mean she does look good when she has all that make up on but in this picture here……no comment.

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
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Welcome to the terror dome!! It’s the Lance Man and I’m ready to rock your world with the hottest gossip about celebs in bikinis. I’m still a little hung over from the extra long week in Mexico with my buds, so let’s just hope the boss doesn’t catch me nodding off. I’m just kidding. Let’s get started……

Hey here’s the plastic surgery queen Heidi Montag! Actually she’s looking quite hot in this picture. She’s not looking like a hot mess like she usually does.

Heidi gets a bad rap because she’s had so many plastic surgeries. I just think that her face looks jacked up. It doesn’t look natural like it used to. It’s distorted. Her body is hot but she’s shaped like a Barbie Doll which looks like she’s sculpted. I wonder if she’ll fall apart if you took the plastic pieces out.

Anyways, she’s still famous, so go figure. Next……

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Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
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Hey it’s Heidi Klum who’s listed herself as a German/American model, actress, television host, business woman, fashion designer, television producer, artist, and occasional singer. Wow, that’s a lot. I guess she wants to make sure she covers all ground. Her husband is the popular singer Seal. For a mom of three, she looks awesome. She’s very active in charities and is a wonderful supporter of her husband. I think she’s a really ambitious and charismatic personality. Her celebrity status has grown over the years. Keep up the great work Heidi.

Ok, time sure passes quickly when you’re having fun. Have a great week every one and see you soon. Up next is the very “ambitious” Lance Butts. All this nice playing is getting kind of boring. Maybe he and I should start fighting again? Ha! Toodles!!

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Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010
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I just love Mena Suvari. She’s one of the most versatile actresses in Hollywood today. She’s not afraid of taking risks with her characters and that’s the sign of a truly great actress. Even in this picture, she’s sporting an extra short hairdo that some actresses would not do. They think that their beauty lies in their hair which is a total crock. She’s kept her small shape and I just think she’s awesome. Keep up the great work Mena.

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Krista Allen Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 20th, 2010
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Hey all! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m ready to get down to the nitty gritty by gossiping about celebrities in hot bikinis! I’m so glad to be back and let’s get started. Here’s the lovely Krista Allen. She’s an American actress known for her work in the television series Days of Our Lives, Baywatch Hawaii, and What About Brian and in the Hollywood films Liar Liar, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Anger Management, and The Final Destination. I loved her in The Final Destination. She played the mother that put tampons in her kids ears. She didn’t survive but she did a great acting job. I think she looks awesome in the black and white bikini. She’s 39 years old but doesn’t look it at all. I hope I look that good at 39. Keep up the great work Krista and hope to see you in more movies!

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 17th, 2010
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Hey check out one of the hottest actresses out! It’s Kate Beckinsale. She’s the star of the Underworld series and was in this great movie called White Out.

Now this is one actress that can act her butt off. She’s very versatile and changes her look with every role. I really enjoy every role that she plays.

She can do drama, action, comedy, basically anything. She’s very hot and a true lady. Keep up the great work Kate.

Wow! Time sure moves fast when you’re having fun. It’s time for another weekend and I think I just might stay in and get some rest but everytime that I do that, I get a phone call from someone with the most hottest offer and I can’t say no! So wish me luck on getting some rest. Coming your way next is the most elegant and very single Jenny Bikini. I think I deserve an award or something for being so nice this long. Not sure if I can keep this up. We will see. PEACE!

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Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina (Jersey Shore) Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 16th, 2010
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Hey look it’s Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina, the girls from the MTV reality tv show, Jersey Shore.

I think all of these girls have the hottest and most rocking bodies but they’re not too smart. Just the things that they do is shocking and amazing which makes us watch the show.

They have become stone cold celebs over this reality tv show. They’re not even entertainers, they just act themselves and they’re famous.

Recently Snooki went to court and it was a media circus for a disorderly conduct charge that nobody even cares about but the press was out in full force and it was covered on many news programs. That’s how hot this show is. I guess keep up the good work because it’s keeping the sponsors rolling in with the dough.

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