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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 24th, 2010
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Well if it isn’t reality tv star Kim Kardashian looking lovely as always. I really think Kim has the brain capacity of a snail but her body can rock a bikini like no other.

I wonder when her 15 minutes of fame will be up because it’s not like she can really act. I saw her on that episode of CSI-NY and I laughed the entire way through. Her acting was like a bad soap opera but she looked good.

See what’s gonna happen is Kim is going to look like her mom when she gets older and if you’ve seen the mom, you’ll know what I mean. Her sister Khloe is big as a whale but claims she’s not pregnant. If I was that big, I’d lie and say I was pregnant. But that’s just me, Lance Butts.

Anyways, I have to hit the skids for now but I know you’ll miss me. As for MISS Jenny Bikini who is up next….Todd called me about your date and said he’ll pay you $50 if he doesn’t have to do it again…… PEACE!

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Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010
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Here’s more of sexy Miss USA Rima Fakih posing in a hot bikini. One thing that I liked about this girl is how genuinely sweet she is and she’s kind of smart too. When they asked her a question, she didn’t wobble her head and give up some stupid answer.

But the best part about her was when she walked out in that super hot bikini on stage. I think half of the guys fell off their chair. She rocked it with style and sass and attitude like she was a high fashion runway model which is probably what got her the crown.

I hope to see her on tv or something. Put her in a show where all she does is sit around wearing a bikini, that would be one of my favorite shows. I’ll tell my people to call her people…let’s make this happen…..Next…..

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Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
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Hey the Lance Man is back!!! It’s been a nice long weekend that I just so happened to share it with a lovely cute celebrity with jet black hair and an awesome body. Well that could be just about anyone and sorry but I have to keep our secret. I’ll tell you that she stars on a hot tv show that’s top in it’s ratings and guess what??? She pays!! I’m in heaven.

Let’s get down to business. There she is….Miss America…..I think I’ve found a new interest in Miss USA Rima Fakih. She’s beautiful. I actually saw her win the crown this year. Yeah a buddy of mine was able to get me some tickets so I was in the crowd and they loved her. She was the only one that stood out in that crowd of all those other plastic chicks who are dumb as bricks.

I think she’s going to be my new babe of the week which means I’ll give her a double posting pleasure. More……

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Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 21st, 2010
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Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers! Welcome back to a fun filled week of hot celebrities in tiny bikinis! My name is Jenny Bikini and I’m here to serve you. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of pregnant English reality tv celebrity Chanelle Hayes who starred on the U.K. Big Brother series. I wish her so much luck with her pregnancy and it looks as if she’s trying to keep her weight down and that’s a good thing. She looks really cute in her bikini. I don’t know if she’s having a boy or girl, but I hope it’s a cute little girl. Good luck to you Chanelle.

Ok, I’m out for a few days and up next is Lance Butts. He’s one of the cheapest guys that I know and apparently I’m not the only one that knows that since one of his ex-dates came to the office looking for the $100 dollars she loaned him so he could get a pedicure…so he says. I think he used the money to take another girl out if you ask me. That’s just his style!! Ok, have a great week everyone and see you soon.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 18th, 2010
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Hey all! These pictures of model Candice Swanepoel were taken during a photo shoot and I must say that she is totally beautiful. I sure wish I had her body and looks. She’s one of the most in-demand models out and around and that’s great news for her. I wish she would do some movies or tv so we could see if she could act because she has a pretty face and would look cute up on the big screen. I love her bikini and wonder who the designer is so I could get one just like it. She’s a very pretty girl and I wish her much luck in the future.

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Sheryl Crow Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 17th, 2010
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Hi all. It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so glad to be back to share the Celebrity Bikini Gossip experience with you. So, let’s get started with these awesome photos of one of my favorite singers Sheryl Crow looking great in a yellow bikini. She looks so good and I love her smile. I think I have about four of her albums and I hope she’s making some new music because I can just sit back, turn off the lights and drink a glass of wine just listening to her songs. She’s a wonderful song writer and looks great in a bikini. Kudos to you Sheryl. You look great!

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010
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Oh wow, it looks like Victoria Silvstedt is holding up her hands and saying “Stop, don’t take a picture yet….my latest plastic surgery hasn’t hardened – oops – healed yet!

This woman is amazing. She keeps having plastic surgery on her body and face thinking it’s making her more attractive when it’s making her look like Shrek.

I’m sorry but yeah she might have a banging body so, of course, you can put a bag over her head but when is it going to stop!!! Come on ladies, botox in moderation……

Ok, I’m out for the week and I know you’ll miss me. Up next is Jenny Bikini, the girl who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Pay for a Husband” in her high school year book. Poor girl just can’t get a man. The office pot for “Get Jenny A Date Fund” is up to $5.00. I’m out! PEACE…….

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Pamela Anderson Swimsuit Pictures

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
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Omg!!! Pam Anderson looks totally drunk walking the cat walk in her classic red swimsuit that she used to wear when she was on the tv show “Baywatch”.

She should be ashamed of herself, she’s about to fall down on her face. I saw her on DWTS and they kept saying that she was sexy but I didn’t see that. I saw a middle-aged woman desperately trying to act alluring and most of the time she did look medicated.

I will give her props on landing some of these dances because that’s more than I can do but let’s face it, we all knew she wasn’t going to win but I’m still a fan but of the OLD PAM ANDERSON. I’ll always remember looking at her poster on my wall when I was younger and thinking naughty thoughts about her. Now when I think naughty thoughts about Pam Anderson, it makes me feel weird.

But I’d still date her…don’t get me wrong………..Ok Next….

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Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 14th, 2010
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Hey it’s the Lance Man and I’m back from another hot weekend! I went to New York for the weekend and I just got back. Boy those girls in NYC are wild…I got enough phone numbers to start my own cell phone service. I won’t call them all, just the ones who look like they had some money!!! Ok, let’s get started.

Here’s super pop star Katy Perry walking around looking all mad in a green bikini. Wow, she sure looks different without any makeup on.

Not to say she looks ugly, but with makeup on she kind of looks like a cartoon character so she looks kinda real in these pictures. I saw her perform at the MTV Movie Awards and she looked much thicker in the hips and waist than she does in these photos. But they do say TV puts on 10 pounds.

I like her song California Girls, it’s kinda catchy. Ok next……..

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 11th, 2010
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Hey check out one of the Victoria Secret’s Models – Candice Swanepoel – in a sexy swimsuit photo layout. She’s one of the hottest models out today and I can see why. She is absolutely stunning and I would kill to have her body. She’s not really the kind of model that dips into acting or anything like that so don’t expect to see her on the big screen anytime soon. It looks like she keeps her life pretty low key which is cool.

Well folks, looks like I’ll have to bid you bye for now. I’ll be back next week and up next is Lance Butts who claims I need a man but has been getting his dates from pretending he’s a major movie star. The only problem is that he has champagne taste on a SPAM budget. Toodles!

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Kim Zolciak Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 10th, 2010
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We here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip love reality tv shows which is why we are putting up photos of one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta – Kim Zolciak. I saw the show a few times and those women really know how to bring on the drama. Kim really looks good in her black bikini and you can tell she’s had some work done on her body and it looks pretty good so kudos to your plastic surgeon, Kim. It’s just funny how someone can become a celebrity just by allowing you to look into their lives.

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Halle Berry Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
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Welcome back to Celebrity Bikini Gossip everyone where we love talking about celebrities in bikinis. I’m Jenny Bikini your CBG correspondent and I’m happy to serve you. I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Academy Award winning actress – Halle Berry. She’s looking so lovely in a blue bikini with a black sheer coverup. I’m so happy for Halle with her success and she has a daughter Nahla that is so cute. I just wish Halle could find a man that’s good for her because it’s amazing, you have money and fame but nobody who really loves you for you and not because you’re Halle Berry. I wish the best for her and she looks great in that outfit.

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Vienna Girardi Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010
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Hey no disrespect to Jake from the tv reality show “The Bachelor” but his fiance Vienna Girardi is hot!

He made the perfect choice and I saw the show and was glad that he picked her. She’s real out of those other fake chicks that were on the show. Vienna took her man and she didn’t let any of those other girls stop her and that’s what I like in a woman.

I’m telling you Jake, you need to go ahead and marry Vienna as soon as you can because it’s just a matter of time before some big Hollywood guy comes along and starts throwing lots of cash and big houses and cars at her and you can’t blame a girl for wanting to better herself.

I say they give Vienna her own tv show, she’s just that hot!!!

Ok, I’m out for the week and up next is a girl who needs no introduction – Jenny Bikini. She’s kinda homely looking but we are all putting money in a pot at work to pay some poor sucker to take her out on a date. I just added $1 so go and have a great time. PEACE!

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Liz Parada Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 7th, 2010
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Hey it’s the Lance Man back from having an awesome weekend but it would’ve been even more hot if I could have spent it with tv show contestant – Liz Parada – from the show True Beauty.

I think I just might drop the Victoria Secrets Angels for her. Just look at that face and especially that body. I can’t even tell if her enhancements are real or fake but I’m not really even caring. I really think I’m in love.

I am going to do my best to provide our loyal fans with many more pictures of this delightful treat.

I’m speechless……….

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Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 4th, 2010
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What’s up folks it’s the Lance Man back for another week of Celebrity Bikini Gossip fun!

Anyways, I’ve hit the motherload and wanted to share it with you. Check out these hot pictures of Hollywood starlet – Megan Fox – wearing a sexy black bikini.

I think she’s super hot but not as hot as everyone is making her out to be. She’s cute in the face but I like a woman who has a little more up top. She really needs to spend some of those movie dollars on an enhancement or two. I think it would really boost her appeal. Well it would for me at least.

Everyone says that Megan Fox is dumb but I don’t care about that. I don’t need a woman to show me how smart she is because I can’t do anything with her brain if you get my drift.

Notice the tattoed paragraph that she has on her side. Are those her movie lines?

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