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Ok, Lance Butts paid me $10 to put up this picture of cute Miranda Kerr. He wants me to say that he worships the ground that this woman walks on.
Who is she? She’s one of the Victoria Secret Angels. I must say, she looks really nice in her pink bikini.
To tell the truth, I’m not into who they are but Lance can recite them all by their name, rank and serial number.
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See, you guys, I’m a man of my word. I told you I’d make it up to you.
We have the beautiful and talented “Dancing With Stars” dancer Karina Smirnoff wearing a sexy golden string bikini strolling on the beach.
She’s extremely hot and looks like she’s in fabulous shape. In case you didn’t know, Karina is a Ukranian-
American and a ballroom champion. She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion in ballroom dancing.
I just know she has curves for days. Keep up the great work Karina.
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I’m speechless and for once in my life, at a loss for words. ?????
Ok, look, the pictures speak for themselves. I don’t know what Tamara Mellon was thinking wearing that bikini but obviously her “people” aren’t advising her properly.
I guess since she makes shoes, she doesn’t have to worry about how she looks in any other kind of clothing. Come on Tamara, get it together.
I promise to make it up to you guys in the next post.
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April Scott is truly dashing in a sexy black bikini photo shoot. We don’t get to see much of her although Wiki lists her as an actress.
Most people might know her on the direct to dvd prequel of the tv show “Dukes of Hazzard”. She played Daisy Duke. I remember Daisy Duke being a brunette on the original show, then Jessica Simpson played her which made her a blonde but I like the brunette version better.
Let’s hope we get to see more of this hottie in the future.
Oh my goodness what is this? Victoria Silvstedt has seen better bikini days. She looks as if she just finished running a marathon and needs another adjustment.
I’m not like Lance Butts who would go gaga over her implants. They look like boulders who have collided with each other. What is up with that hair?
It’s kind of sad that she looks better from the back in the picture on the right. Oh well, maybe next time Vicky. Geez.
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Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Hayden Panettiere’s butt. Yes, it’s the lovely star of the tv show “Heroes” walking around in a sexy magenta colored skimpy bikini. I wonder what she is doing?
If you’ll notice in the photo on the left, her hair is pinned up and in the photo on the right, her hair is a wild mess. I wonder what she did in between those two photos to get her hair so wild like that? Things that make you say hmmmmm.
Would you believe she was nominated for a grammy? Yes, she was nominated for a grammy in 1999 for her work on “A Bugs Life” read along.
Move over Britney Spears!
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At 24 years old, Whitney Port sure has a nice life. She’s already starred on a tv show “The Hills”, then starred in her own show “The City”. All of that in addition to being a model for the magazine “Teen Vogue”.
As far as I know, she’s a good girl. I don’t hear about her hanging out all night long at the bars and getting smashed like other 24 year old Hollywood starlets. Good for her. If she wants a long career, she’ll take things in moderation.
She looks really nice in her beige and blue string bikini and the sunglasses are cute too.
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Bam! Who’s the man now Jenny Bikini? I’ve got my own Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures. So there!
She’s the sexiest Brazilian model to hit the scene. Not only is she beautiful but I hear that she has a nice personality. Not that I really care about her personality because with a body like hers she can dog me out all she wants.
The bikini she has on in these photos makes me speechless. Literally…….
The only thing that sucks is we don’t get to see her do any American tv. If she did, then that would give me a reason to upgrade to get a dvd player so I could record whatever show she is on. She needs her own reality tv show. I’m smitten.
One of the hottest babes to hit Hollywood is Audrina Patridge. She’s 24 years old and you might know her from the MTV show “The Hills”. She also starred in the horror movie “Sorority Row” as “Megan”, the girl they all killed. She was beautiful in that role. I saw the movie like 5 times. With all those hot chicks in the movie, could you blame me?
Ok, right off the bat I’m going to say she is super hot. Her body is definitely above average. My radar sort of tells me she’s had some work done in the upper body region but it’s subtle. Hey, what cute Hollywood startlet hasn’t these days.
Wiki states she is going to have her own tv reality show called “The Audrina Patridge” show this year. It should be very interesting. I think she should stick to movies too. Especially with that hot body.
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Hey guys, I’m back! It’s Lance Butts and I get the gracious opportunity to present these cute pictures of Penelope Cruz sitting down in a pool wearing a colorful bikini.
Everybody in the world knows Ms. Cruz. At 35 years old, she looks great. I wonder if she’s one of those celebrities in Hollywood who sold their soul to the devil to keep youthful looking. She looks in her 20’s to me. Hmmmm.
Hey remember when she dated Tom Cruise and their last names were Cruise and Cruz. I thought that was pretty freaky.
Before I close, I want to make a comment to Jenny Bikini. “Look Jenny, just because you have a bank account and don’t live check to check doesn’t mean you can go around taking advantage of people. I have a surprise for you on Monday anyways. Haha”
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Hey you guys, it’s Elisha Cuthbert hanging out at the beach. If you’re not that familiar with her name, then you might know her character “Kim Bauer” on the tv series “24”.
She’s a 27 year old canadian actress who also had a major role in the movie “House of Wax”. I saw that movie and it was really good.
Now let’s talk about her bikini. What is that? It looks like something my granny crocheted. I’m sorry Elisha but that is not what you call sexy. It looks like it’s made of wool and you know how scratchy wool gets when it’s wet. Yuck!
Elisha sweetheart call up Paris Hilton who also starred with you in the movie “House of Wax” and borrow one of her bikinis. 🙂
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Who is Nicole Bahls? She is a brazilian model. She has an official website that plays some sexy music and explains everything about her in the Portugese language.
She’s really cute and looks great in a bikini. I won’t go into her enhancement because with a body like that, I’m sure she gets lots of modeling work.
Lance Butts begged me to write this article but I told him it would cost him $30 bucks. I guess he doesn’t get paid until next week. However, I did feel sorry for him, so I posted the photo on the right just for him.
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Oh look, it’s Twighlight movie star Ashley Greene posing in a painted on bikini. I really like it. The way the scales are painted on, she kind of looks like one of the fish in the sea, no pun intended.
I like her so much. She is an up and coming movie star that’s not afraid to take risks. She reminds of one of the older movie stars from the 40’s and 50’s. I can’t wait to see her in the third installment of the Twighlight movie saga.
She looks great in the body painted bikini and now watch a bunch of “celebrities” will go and have one done also. Cudos Ashley.
Hey here’s pop and r&b singer Rihanna drinking a refreshing beverage on some yacht. The swimsuit she has on is kind of VERY SEXY but what is up with that hair? It looks like something out of Carrot Top’s little box.
Anyways, Rihanna has become a world wide superstar since releasing her first album in 2005. Her face is everywhere which means the tabloids love her too. I hope she doesn’t become a casualty of success.
At 21 years of age, so many celebrities reach a point where they can’t go any higher so they go down. I think as long as she stays hot and sexy and wears swimsuits like this all the time, she’ll be just fine. Hey what do you expect, I’m a dude.
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Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was married to one of the Brady Bunch….. (sing to the Brady Bunch Song)
Yes, folks it’s Adrianne Curry. She’s the first winner of the tv reality show “America’s Next Top Model”. But even better is that she’s married to Christopher Knight who played Peter Brady on the tv show “The Brady Bunch”. Way to go Pete! She’s only 27 and he’s 52. Wow!
Adrianne looks good in her skimpy black string bikini. I see she’s had some enhancements but they’re not bawdy or distasteful. I guess if you’re the wife of Peter Brady, you can get the best breasts life has to offer.
Hey, where’s Alice?
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