The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
October 14th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I’ve missed you so much. It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, and I have so many hot celebrities wearing sexy bikinis this week!! As far as my life, it’s going very well and my husband, Gerald, and I are still very much in love and so happy together. We want to have children so please hope for that for us. I want twins!
Alright, let’s start off by showing an updated Heidi Montag showing off curves in a blue and white tie-dyed bandeau bikini. She’s lounging and standing in her lovely bikini. I must admit that she looks much more natural these days than in the past. Heidi has admitted to letting up on the plastic surgery and that’s good because too much of that isn’t good or healthy. Keep up the great job Heidi.
Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures
October 11th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Who needs Real Housewives? Gretchen Rossi shows off her bikini body in the Bahamas after ‘being fired’ from show. Showing she has a body made for the limelight, the blonde bombshell made sure she was snapped in her tiny, bedazzled pink bikini, kneeling on the tropical sands in front of the crystal blue ocean. I’m sure there are plenty more opportunities for Gretchen in the reality TV business.
In the meantime, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to hang out in the Florida Keys to enjoy some of this great weather before hurricane season really sets in. I love hurricanes because the girls get scared and want to come and stay at our place. Vinnie has a condo in the Keys and we’re going to see what kind of trouble we can get into down there. I’ll keep you posted! Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and take care of yourself!! PEACE!!!
Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures
October 10th, 2013 by Lance Butts
She became a household name when she dated George Clooney back in 2010 but since then it’s her bikini body that has got people talking. And over the weekend Elisabetta Canalis didn’t disappoint as she spent the day on the beach in Porto Cervo, Italy. Showing off her incredible abs the 34-year-old was a vision to behold as she emerged from the sea after a cooling dip. Wearing a tiny blue and brown halter neck string bikini the Italian model showed exactly why she is so confident in a two piece. Following her dip in the water she revealed her six pack like stomach and her toned arms and legs. Her dark brown hair was plastered off her face and she appeared to be make-up free- allowing her natural beauty to do the talking. Hot!
Denise Van Outen Bikini Pictures
October 9th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Still a party girl at heart! Denise Van Outen shows off her incredible bikini body as she lives it up on her sixth holiday in a year. She’s a working mum who is juggling a busy career with looking after her three-year-old daughter. But it seems that Denise Van Outen still has time to let her hair down, jetting to Ibiza with her girlfriends for her sixth holiday in the last 12 months. The 39-year-old certainly didn’t seem to have any problems keeping up with the pace as she was spotted partying with friends by the pool on the Spanish island. She looks hot in that black and white bikini, right fellas? Cougar material for sure!
Cristy Rice Bikini Pictures
October 8th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Bringing on the Miami heat! Former Real Housewife Cristy Rice steams up on the beach in barely-there bikini. Cristy teamed her colorful two piece with a Miami Heat hat, a loose side braid and over-sized sunglasses. The ex reality star, who only appeared on season one of RHOM, has three children with her former husband, retired NBA player Glen Rice. The couple had a rocky relationship. In 2008, Glen caught a man named Alberto Perez hiding in Cristy’s closet. When the 6-foot-8 b-baller found Alberto, he punched him several times, according to police. Alberto fled the scene and reported the incident. Wow, she sure likes to party.
Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures
October 7th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome week with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Fish. I love my buds!! If you don’t have your buds then you don’t have anything. We hung out at the Trump Casinos and it was a fun time. I’m not much of a gambler so I didn’t lose big. Pauly lost big but was able to recoup some of his loss back. I only go to meet the cougar babes.
Alright, speaking of cougar babes, here’s semi-cougar Gretchen Rossi – who is reported to have been axed from the upcoming season of Real Housewives Of Orange County – gallivanted in the turquoise waters of the Bahamas on Saturday, showing off her picturesque bikini body. The 34-year-old Real Housewives of Orange County star displayed her slim figure in a black triangle bikini and chic floppy hat to match. She’s looking really nice.
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures
October 4th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She just spent a wild weekend in Las Vegas with her sister Petra, but Tamara Ecclestone seemed delighted to return home to Los Angeles. The Formula 1 heiress was spotted relaxing by the poolside on Thursday, with her sporting a tiny tie-dye bikini. Last Sunday, Tamara, 29, tweeted: ‘Had a great time in Vegas but very happy to be heading back to LA.’ She looks like a supermodel with that body and I used to think that she was one until finding out she was an heiress. If she ever wanted to make a few extra bucks on the side, (although I doubt it), I think modeling agencies would scoop her up super fast.
Oh my sweet Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies, the time that we have always goes so fast and turning you over to Mr. Lance Butts is quite hard for me to do because I’m very protective of you all and all he wants to do is talk about cougars and babes and other trivial stuff. I hope he’s not trashing your minds up with all of his shananigans. I’m going to miss you all so remember until next time that Mrs. Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
Rita Rustic Bikini Pictures
October 3rd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Rita Rustic channels 1970’s hippies with this blue bikini and headband. She’s even wearing a sheer leopard print hip cover which adds an animalistic appeal to her swimming gear. Doesn’t it remind you of something from Woodstock or something? I really like her fashion sense and the way that she wears her bikinis. She’s confident about her body and you can tell. Keep up the great work Rita!
Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures
October 2nd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
The 34-year-old reality star star was spotted showing off her figure in a white one-piece with her partner Scott Disick in Miami, Florida. The ever fashion conscious brunette toted a huge over-sized black canvas Chanel tote as her beach-bag.
Stylish Kourtney looked great in her casual beach attire consisting of a white one piece with mesh cut-out detail which she wore under black dungaree shorts. She looked very relaxed and unstressed from all of the family drama that goes on around her very popular siblings.
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictuers
October 1st, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
The 34-year-old reality star put her flawless complexion and toned figure on display in a red halter top and a leopard-print bikini bottom. She and her nightclub mogul husband own five luxurious homes. Joanna Krupa spent her Friday afternoon at their Miami waterfront abode engaging in her favorite pastime – relaxing poolside in a bikini. The Real Housewives of Miami star was spotted soaking up some rays as she reclined in a sun lounger. Wow, that sounds like a wonderful day of rest.
Carrie Keagan Bikini Pictures
September 30th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip darlings!! I’ve missed you terribly and am so happy to share the hottest pics of the most sexy celebrities in bikinis with you always. Yes, it’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a romantic weekend with my new hubby Gerald. Even though we will have been married a year in December, it still feels like it’s the first month and if you’re a newlywed then you know how that feels. But enough about me and my happy life, let’s show some bikinis!!
New to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and with her halterneck navy blue bikini top and patterned navy blue and green sarong, Carrie Keagan cut a striking figure as she hit the beach. The 33-year-old VH1 presenter was clearly having a great time relaxing on the golden Santa Monica sands. With her blonde bob loose around her face, Carrie wore her sunglasses on top of her head as she enjoyed relaxing time by the sea. Love the bold color of her sarong and it’s refreshing to see that it’s coming back in style.
Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictres
September 27th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Now if there is one babe that I would consider dating would probably be Farrah Abraham. I know she’s not a cougar but there is something about her smile and the fact that she’s on her way to becoming stinking rich. I can see it now. Me and Farrah running along the beach. She looks rather delightful in a stars and stripes bronzed striped bikini. Her positive attitude will take her far in this business.
Alright dudes and dudettes, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Trump Casinos. My friend Darlene is going to meet us out there and she’s bringing three of her friends so my buddies will have something to do besides follow us around although it’s ok by me but Darlene likes to spend time along with me. Who can blame her. So until next time, remember to never bring home any stray that you have to give money for a cab ride home to and don’t fall in love with a married woman, it’s not worth the time. Ok, PEACE!!
Roxanne Pallett Bikini Pictures
September 26th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Roxanne Pallett is a British actress and singer. She’s most famous for playing the role of Jo Sugden in ITV soap opera Emmerdale for 3 yrs. She looks amazing in a purple string bikini that shows off every part of her European curvaceousness. Pallett was born and brought up in Carlisle, Cumbria by her English mother and grandmother. Her maternal-grandfather was Italian, and her mother and Iranian father separated before she was born. So that’s some background information on this lovely dark haired beauty that we hope to see much more of in the future. I wonder what her tattoos says. Need to blow the picture up.
Sophie Simmons Bikini Pictures
September 25th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Rock royalty has come to Celebrity Bikini Gossip in the form of Sophie Simmons, daughter of legendary KISS frontman, Gene Simmons. Wow, I remember watching Sophie on their reality TV show and she wasn’t that curvy. She sure has grown up. Last year, Sophie, 21, stepped out of the spotlight of her famous dad and into her very own during auditions for The X Factor USA. She was left heartbroken when she was eliminated from The X Factor USA last year but Sophie Tweed-Simmons looked as if she didn’t have a care in the world in Maui, Hawaii on Thursday. She looks rather delightful in a black and white striped bikini. Hope to see more.
Marcela Valladolid Bikini Pictures
September 24th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Just a few weeks after she was pictured in Majorca with her former co-star Paul Hollywood, Marcela Valladolid is hitting the beach again. The TV host, 35, whose close relationship with Paul on the set of The American Baking Competition was said to have ended his marriage, was spotted soaking up the sun on Miami Beach. The Mexican-American divorcee showed off her curvy figure in a black bikini as she enjoyed a break on America’s East Coast with her son. She’s really hot and spicy. Hmmmm…but 35 is too young. She has to be near to getting SSI benefits to interest me.