The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Sydney Leathers Bikini Pictures
September 23rd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most efficient and effectively hot Mr. Lance Man back from a wild time in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We didn’t win any money but I did meet this hot cougar named Darlene. She was drowning in diamonds and pearls so I figured she had lots of money and I’m looking for a sugar mama. We hit it off really nice and I bought her home. I don’t consider her a stray because she’s loaded and can take care of me. Is my wait over? We’ll see…stay tuned.
Ok, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and her name is Sydney Leathers. Well she’s not a household name yet but she’s the sexting partner of Anthony Weiner. Yeah, that scandal. Sydney Leathers hits the beach in Miami wearing stars and stripes bikini to show her patriotic side and I think it’s cute. I, personally, would only give her the time of day if she was rich but that’s just me. Maybe if she wasn’t so quiet and sold her story to the tabloids, she could make some fast cash and have a chance date with me.
Tamra Barney Bikini Pictures
September 20th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She has spoken out about having breast surgery three times and admitted she needs to wean herself off the Botox she has been getting for years. But it looks like Tamra Barney may have gone under the knife once again. The Real Housewives Of Orange County star was spotted frolicking in a bikini while on Miami Beach in Florida on Wednesday in a mix matched black bikini top and pink bikini bottom. Loving the leopard print hat.
Ok, my most wonderful darlings, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. I have nothing bad to say about him although he’s always commenting on my attitude at work. I like to be happy all of the time because being depressed, depresses me. I just don’t feel the need to have a bunch of my girlfriends follow me around all day long like him. But, hey, that’s his choice. So until we meet again my precious lovelies, remember to take great care of yourself and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!
Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures
September 19th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Looking bright and colorful is “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara sporting a pink, orange, and green monokini along with a green skirt with black trim. As usual she’s wearing dark sunglasses while letting her long dark hair blow in the wind. I wish her TV show a long run but if she should ever decide to go out on her own, I think she would shine with her own comedy TV show. She’s hilarious and beautiful!
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
September 18th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She only gave birth to her second child in July but Penelope Cruz had no problem stripping off on a family beach holiday.
The 39-year-old jetted off for a sunshine break in Corsica with her husband Javier Bardem, 44 and their two children for the last two weeks of August. Penelope was spotted showing off her post-baby figure as the family relaxed with friends on the beach. She looks flawless as always in a floral print bikini. Congratulations!
Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictres
September 16th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most tantalizingly wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a cozy and comfy weekend with my husband Gerald! We’re so in love and I’m so happy. Last weekend my husband treated me to a wonderful beach late night picnic just him and I and it was so romantic. He made dinner and carried it on the beach and we ate looking up at the stars. I’m so lucky. I wish the same for all of you girls too!
Ok, let’s start this week off with some awesome pictures of Leilani Dowding donning a revealing aquamarine bikini to have a wet and wild day with her gal pal in Marina del Rey Tuesday. The British 33-year-old showed off her stunning, tanned figure while staying hydrated with a big bottle of water. She’s exceptionally beautiful with such a lovely smile. The guys in the office are crazy about her. I can see why.
Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures
September 13th, 2013 by Lance Butts
It’s never easy to carry off a cut-away swimsuit with its potential to expose all the wrong areas. But when you have a figure like Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara you can be pretty confident of looking good – whatever you wear. And the 41-year-old mother certainly managed it with aplomb on her Greek island beach break, teaming it with a long black sarong. Sofia left for the sun-kissed European country on Friday declaring on Whosay: ‘On our way to Greece to mix work and pleasure.’ On Sunday there certainly seemed to be a lot more pleasure than work going on as she and her millionaire fiance Nick Loeb, 38, wasted no time at all hitting the sand. What a lucky guy!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always skipping around the office so darn happy. Why is she so gleeful? Anyways….I’m not sure it’s normal to go around always happy…but it seems that my buddy Pauly has a crush on her but I told her she was married. He said he’ll wait. Sometimes Pauly isn’t so smart. Ok, this weekend, we’re headed to Las Vegas to see what’s going on with the girls over there. I’m not a big gambler but I am a big cougar watcher and there are lots of them out there. So wish me luck and remember….NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!
Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures
September 12th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Lara Bingle is really enjoying her return to modelling and has been showing off her new body in a hot photo-shoot on the beach. The Australian model posed in a number of racy shots for her new bikini range with budget line‘Cotton On Body’. Oozing style and glamour, Lara, 26, seemed to be back in form wearing a fierce leopard print swimming costume. After losing an astounding 26lbs last year Lara seemed comfortable in her skin during the shoot. Wow, that’s a great accomplishment. Kudos Lara!
Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures
September 11th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hayden Panettiere had the phrase ‘live without regrets’ tattooed on the side of her rib cage in Italian, but in a spectacular twist of irony, it seems she’s had second thoughts about the ink. The 24-year-old actress is in the process of getting the mantra removed four years after a tattoo artist misspelled a word in the script. She showed off the partially erased etching as she stepped out in a bikini in Hollywood Beach, Florida on Sunday. Looking lovely and flawless as usual.
Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures
September 10th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Congratulations to Bethenny Frankel on her new talk show. Although I heard the ratings are creeping up, she has some very interesting guests on her show. Hey what about me! I’ll be on her show but she has to pay me at least the end of 5 figures and no less. Bethenny looks like the perfect cougar in a red string bikini and dark sunglasses beachside. She looks like she’s looking for a hot young stud like me. I’m always available.
Nicole “CoCo” Austin Bikini Pictures
September 9th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!!!! You know it’s the most fabulous, spectacular, dynamic, generously handsome Mr. Lance Man back from hanging out with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Guess what? Yeah, Pauly Meathead met a stray and he bought her over to my house this past weekend. She looked like a cross between Rosanne Barr and Anna Nicole Smith. She was a blonde bombshell but there wasn’t something right about her. Maybe it was the 5th of vodka that she put away. That girl could drink and she became so drunk we had to put her in a cab and send her home. See that’s what we mean about never bringing home strays.
Alright, now that I’ve given you the lesson of the week, let’s start out with some super hot pictures of Mrs. Nicole “Coco” Austin (aka: Ice T’s wife). She’s sporting a one-piece monokini that looks more like some sort of bondage bikini if you ask me. But you have to admit that it’s pretty alluring. Coco is known for showing off lots of skin and if her husband likes it, then I love it.
Naya Rivera Bikini Pictures
September 6th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
A body made for a bikini! Naya Rivera stuns on the sands of Malibu as she frolics around in a floral strapless two-piece. Glee is one of my favorite shows so it’s extra delightful to see Naya wearing a fashional bikini that fits her figure and skin tone just right. If she ever wanted to give up her acting gig, Naya Rivera, 26, certainly would have a promising career as a bikini model. The Glee star looked simply sensational as she hit the sands of Malibu on Thursday. I just want to ask her one question. “Who is your trainer?” Loving the cross tattoo on her back.
Alright, my most special Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I always miss you terribly whenever Mr. Lance Butts takes over for his week. That’s why I hand you over with special care because he’s a brute, along with his buddies who are his shadow. Anyways, I want you to spoil yourself extra special during this weekend. Do something that you never thought you would or could do. I’m going to try rock climbing because I’m afraid of heights. I know that my hubby Gerald will be there to catch me so that’s why I’m not going to fret much. So I challenge you to do the same. Until next time, my darlings, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! Take special care….TOODLES!!! SMOOCHES!!!
Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures
September 5th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Lara Bingle looks amazing in an animal print string bikini beachside. The Australian model and TV personality was pictured shooting a campaign on a beach in North-East Oz. Lara showed off her slimmed-down figure with a cute smile and coy pose as the cameraman clicked away. The star kept her look natural with tousled locks and barely-there make-up. She accessorised her leopard print bikini with some pieces of jewellery from By Charlotte. Very nice. Keep up the great work Lara. Loving the look!
Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures
September 4th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham rocks out at the beach in raunchy Kiss-inspired bikini. The 22-year-old reality TV star drew people’s attention in a two-piece adorned with Gene Simmons’ iconic The Demon face from ’70s hard rock band Kiss on Sunday. Her revealing low-triangle bikini top was printed with the painted black and white face of the rock legend’s on-stage persona whilst the Brazilian bottoms were embellished with Simmons’ stuck out tongue. Rock on!
Sam Faiers Bikini Pictures
September 3rd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
TOWIE star (The Only Way Is Essex), Sam Faiers, looks totally outstanding wearing a blue and white patterned bikini. She’s the sister of Billie Faiers and both girls are very beautiful. Hanging out beachside on vacation with her sister, Sam sported a glowing tan as she dried off in the blazing sun. Sam looked like she’d well and truly moved on from her split with Joey Essex as she let her hair down. I don’t thinks he’ll have any problem finding a new beau or any beau for that matter. What do you think?
Billie Faiers Bikini Pictures
September 2nd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most delightful and awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a romantic weekend with my hubby Gerald. He spoils me every day and you can’t ask for more than that in any marriage. We just went to the local beach and carried a picnic dinner and sat until the sun went down. He kissed me and told me how much he loved me. Oh boy was I in heaven. I wish every girl could have a marriage like mine. Ok…now that I’ve totally put myself in a trance…let’s get started..lol.
Billie Faiers, star of the British show TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) looks amazing in a pretty pink bikini halter top and string bottoms. She’s hanging out with her sister Sam Faiers (pictured on Tuesday’s gallery) who is beautiful just like her. The ladies decided to take a day out and about at beachside. Billie works out at the gym and you can tell by her super flat abs and toned skin that it shows. Although they are popular on the show, Billie has shot a pilot for another show so get ready to see much of these beautiful ladies. I just hope we can see more of them in sexy bikinis!