The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Holly Madison Bikini Pictures
May 16th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Kudos to new mom Holly Madison in looking awesome just months after giving birth. Holly Madison dazzles in a lovely magenta colored bikini that surely doesn’t hid anything at all but from the looks of it, you wouldn’t believe that she just gave birth. Great going Holly and I hope I look that good after I have a baby!!
Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures
May 15th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Back by popular demand on that lovely photo shoot is the truly stunning Adrian Lima showing off her instant class and style in a delightful floral print bikini. You can tell that she knows just how to pose her body to make the camera fall in love with her. She’s been in the business for quite a few years now but her face and body looks fresh and new. I’m sure that guys all over the world are in love with her and especially the guys in this office!
Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
May 14th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hanging out on her new video set is the very stunningly beautiful Jennifer Lopez (aka; JLo). She’s wearing a very pretty green sheer wrap on top of a black bikini while filming her new video. Her smile is divine and you can see that she’s having so much fun on the set. Jennifer Lopez wears everything with class and you can tell that she takes great care of her figure. Kudos Jennifer and keep up the great work!
Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures
May 13th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most precious Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I’ve missed you so much! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back to arouse your senses with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis!!! Every day that I’m away from you feels like a million!! Ok, let’s get started!!!
Out on a photo shoot is the very beautiful Victoria Secret supermodel Adriana Lima. She looks totally stunning in a spicy black and white bikini that shows off her alluring curves. Ever since she has come on the scene, she’s been one of my favorite Angels. She can wear a paper bag and look stunning, don’t you agree?
Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures
May 10th, 2013 by Lance Butts
She is known for portraying tough women onscreen in films such as Girlfight and The Fast And The Furious. However, Michelle Rodriguez showed off her very feminine curves during a recent day at the beach. The 34-year-old looked curvy yet toned in a daring nude bikini complete with black trim as she relaxed on the sand sipping a beer on South Beach in Miami, Florida on Friday. The actress looked fresh-faced and gorgeous as she walked along the white sand, her long black hair tousled and wet after a dip in the ocean. Michelle flaunted her toned tummy but chose to cover up her bottom half with a large white-and-blue striped beach towel. Her nude bikini was suitably daring for a daredevil such as Michelle, and it also featured a sporty touch with criss-cross black straps on the back. Totally impressive. Vroom Vroom!!
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s been really nice to me this entire week and I wonder why…hmmm…It’s not something that she does all the time. Most of the time she gives me and my buddies dirty looks. Anyways, me and the fellas are heading back up to Beverly Hills, Cali for more romp-a-room with sexy cougar ladies. They are so much fun! I hope to make it back in one piece!!! But just remember to don’t try anything that we do because we’re too crazy to care about the consequences. Also, remember, to never bring home any strays!! Unless they own mansions in California!! PEACE!
Kelly Osbourne Bikini Pictures
May 9th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Following in the footsteps of her famous parents, Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne has become quite the fashionista and celebrity hostess. She’s shed most of that baby fat as you can see by the way she is filling out that gorgeous red floral bikini. As usual, Kelly has fashioned her hair in a lilac color. She has lost a total of 70 lbs thanks to a life-changing diet. And Kelly Osbourne wasn’t shy about showing off the stunning results as she soaked up the sun in Sydney, Australia, in a classy red bikini on Saturday. Keep up the great work Kelly!! You’re cute but just too young for me. I hear your mom has left your dad so tell her to call me!
Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures
May 8th, 2013 by Lance Butts
It’s a done deal!! Reality TV star Farrah Abraham has decided to release her sex tape for 1.2 million (more or less). So get ready to get geared up for the next celebrity to grace the cover of gossip magazines and tabloids all over the world. Before the frenzy starts, Farrah decided to hang out at the beach wearing a very stunning green floral two-piece string bikini that shows off partially of what the world will see soon to come.
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
May 7th, 2013 by Lance Butts
The 28-year-old, who is mother to her two-year-old son Phyllon, highlighted her famous assets in a jewelled pink triangle top bikini and matching barely-there bottoms. The Victoria’s Secret model giggled as she splashed around in the bright blue Atlantic Ocean. She always looks perfect but I guess that’s your job when you’re a supermodel. Her fresh face look and cute smile brings in the millions.
Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures
May 6th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s your most fantastical, terrific and bold and bodacious Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. The fellas and I decided to jet set out to Beverly Hills, Cali to meet up with one our friends who goes by the name of Johnny Jet! He’s into real estate so we were able to hang out at a very fancy mansion that Johnny is watching. One thing I must say is there are so many cougars just waiting for young guys like me to come along. We had a ball! I can’t tell much because a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but I will tell you that there was lots of kissing…
Ok!! Speaking of cougars, lets start off with some hot pictures of one of my favorite cougars Rita Rusic getting much attention from a cabana boy on a beach. You can tell by the smile on her face that she loves every minute. Rita looks years younger in a very delicious blue bikini that shows off her tight abs and tanned figure. Keep up the great work Rita and remember “call me”.
Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures
May 3rd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She’s no stranger to wowing her fans with her incredible body in skimpy swimwear.
But Irina Shayk has reached a whole new level with the new campaign for Beach Bunny, sizzling in a variety of tiny two-piece. The 27-year-old Russian model looks incredible in the pictures, entitled Take Me To Rio, showing off her enviable curves in the process. She is driving guys wild from every nation wearing a super stunning blue bikini with pink trim. Especially the guys in our office who break their necks to see every picture of this beautiful brunette. Must be nice!
Alrighty my beautiful babies, it’s time for me to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew. I’m going to miss you terribly but remember that you are always in my heart. Take care of yourselves and always remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!!
Kristin Chenowet Bikini Pictures
May 2nd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She’s the golden girl of the stage and screen and now Kristin Chenoweth has made herself the golden girl of the beach as well. The Glee star is currently holidaying at The St. Regis Punta Mita Resort in Mexico and on Tuesday was seen in a Calypso St. Barth Halia Tie Dyed Cotton Tunic and Hanne Block Lurex string bikini as she lapped up the rays. The 44-year-old actress defied her years as she lapped up the rays during the relaxing break. She’s one of my most favorite new TV stars who always looks good.
Adriana De Moura Bikini Pictures
May 1st, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Adriana De Moura sizzles in a bright green swimsuit while taking a break from filming Real Housewives… as rumours about her marriage heat up. She’s had a tempestuous few weeks after reports emerged that she’s be lying about her marital status. But Real Housewives of Miami star Adriana De Moura seemed completely unfazed by the rumours as she treated herself to a day at the beach on Wednesday. Loving it.
Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures
April 30th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
It’s been a while but we are always pleased to showcase pictures of singing songbird Alicia Keys on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She’s a doting mom now and looks totally fabulous in a floral print two-piece bikini. It looks like Alicia is enjoying some fun walking around in the ocean waves and she works so hard, she surely deserves it. Keep up the awesome work and always looking forward to hearing your new body of work.
Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures
April 29th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most dearest Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend with my hubby Gerald. We always manage to do the most romantic things and this weekend we went on a Safari at a local amusement park and it was so sweet. We were able to pet some of the animals and he protected and held me so tight! Ladies that’s what you want in a man!
Alright, let’s start this week of with a little bit of scandal by way of teen mom Farrah Abraham looking stunning in a black bikini. She’s hardly a teen anymore (21 yrs old) but that’s what they refer to her since she was on that reality TV show for teen moms. Farrah looks like she’s holding up rather well since that sex tape information came out and it looks like she doesn’t mind releasing it, but wants to get paid a hefty amount. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
Rita Ora Bikini Pictures
April 26th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Singer Rita Ora looks casual as she hung out poolside wearing a black halter bikini top and black string bikini bottoms. She paired her look with a black baseball cap and dark sunglasses, of course. I like her music but think that she is a combination of JLO, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J wrapped up all in one but aren’t they all these days.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead head back to the states. I’ve been stuck in Mexico since last week and have been working in my hotel room because these girls are stalking us bad. We have to stick up for ourselves and be real men!! No more Mexico for a while. We need to find a place where the girls aren’t desperate and they’re older and richer. Ok, until next time, remember don’t be like us and slip home and bring home strays!! PEACE!!