The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Lisa Marie Presley Bikini Pictures
April 25th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first pages is daughter of the King of Rock Elvis Presly – Ms. Lisa Marie Presley. I call her Ms. because she’s been married so many time, I deem that appropriate for her. Lisa has recently last a lot of weight as you can see by the caving in of her stomach while she wears a really cute blue bandeau bikini top and pink and blue skirt. She’s looking like a hot cougar MILF and you know that’s exactly what I like. Lisa call me. Love the reflector sunglasses. That’s totally Hollywood.
Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
April 24th, 2013 by Lance Butts
It looks like Kristin Cavallari’s post-baby fitness regime has paid off. Just eight months after giving birth, the former star of The Hills was ready to show off her toned body as she soaked up the sun during a relaxing break in Mexico. The 26-year-old star didn’t have an inch to pinch as she parade her taut physique in two different bikinis on Sunday while hanging . the one I like the best is the blueish floral print one which she’s wearing with her hair pulled back in a bun along with a sexy pair of glasses. Kristin is a fashionista for sure.
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
April 23rd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Jessica Alba looks better every time we see her prancing around in a bikini. This time she looks pretty stunning in a purple bandeau bikini top and a wacky 1970’s purple string bikini bottom. Of course she has accessorized it with the classic movie-star sunglasses as they all do. We love Jessica Alba around here and it’s always a pleasure to see her wearing something that compliments her super flat abs and slender figure.
Eva Langoria Bikini Pictures
April 22nd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey oh yes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have some bad news to report. It looks like Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne brought home strays!!! No No No!! They seemed to pick up these two senioritas who wouldn’t stop stalking us and following us around the next day. See what I mean. They even said they were going to find out where we lived in Florida and come and live with us and kill any wives that we already had. Well I don’t have a wife and I just played like I was gay although that hardly worked. Oh man what are we going to do!!
Anyways, to cheer the guys up, I’m posting some pictures of their favorite crazy housewife on TV Eva Longoria wearing a delightful pink bikini while walking along the beach. Eva was happy to let it all hang out as she relaxed on the beach wearing a neon orange bikini and was clearly keen to make the most of her short trip to Puerto Rico. She relaxed on a sunlounger, swam in the sea, and took a stroll along the picture perfect white sands. The actress, whose show Desperate Housewives was cancelled last year, took plenty of time to slather herself in tanning oil, paying particular attention to her legs as she reclined in the sun. Very nice.
Nicole Richie Bikini Pictures
April 12th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Nicole Richie has a fabulous beach body – and now we know why. The 31-year-old mother-of-two was spotted on a jog in the warm sands of St Barts in a form-revealing outfit on Saturday. The former reality television star has spent the last week holidaying with her pal and fellow yummy mummy Jessica Alba in the Caribbean paradise. While lightly jogging on the shoreline Nicole wore cut-off denim shorts that showed off her toned legs. So that’s how she keeps her body in tip top shape, by power walking. I think that’s what I’ll take up this weekend for my birthday!
Yes, that’s right, my birthday is this Saturday, April 13th and I suspect that my hubbie Gerald is going to surprise me with something wonderful and I will let you all know. I’m so happy to be married to him and this is my first birthday after our wedding which was on my mother’s birthday last year December 12th. Life is so wonderful and I know my mom is looking down on me with joy! Ok, my babies, until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures
April 11th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Her latest album is said to be inspired by her affair with her now husband Eddie Cibrian. But that didn’t keep LeAnn Rimes from looking angelic in a white bikini as she enjoyed a sunny day off in South Beach, Florida on Sunday. The country singer is currently in the southern Florida city as she takes a break between shows on her nationwide tour.
Not one to miss a moment in the sun, LeAnn tweeted her excitement to chill on the shore. We love you LeAnn!!!
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
April 10th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She became famous for her incredible bikini body in the 2005 underwater action movie Into The Blue. And eight years – and two children – later, Jessica Alba has slipped back into a similar sky blue swimsuit while on holiday in St. Barts, in the French West Indies. She proved that she still has the same amazing figure, despite giving birth to two kids in the interim. The 31-year-old flaunted her perfectly toned body as she took a dip in the warm Caribbean ocean on Thursday with her husband Cash Warren. Awesome!!!!
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures
April 9th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Wow, the guys and my boss are going crazy over Jennifer Nicole Lee. She’s a former fatty – now – fitness guru who has reshaped her body completely. I’m very proud of her because she is setting a great example for women today. She is a fitness fanatic so it’s no surprise she was adamant about maintaining her fantastic physique even as she lazed by the pool. Jennifer Nicole Lee avoided refreshing but sweet ice lollies as she lapped up the sun on Thursday, instead choosing to snack on fruit. The 37-year-old showed exactly why she has an enviable figure to flash she devoured some attention from onlookers as well as well as the healthy contents of her lunchbox. Great!!!
Rumer Willis Bikini Pictures
April 8th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my very special Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a refreshing weekend with my hubby Gerald. I love my husband so much and I wish everyone in the world could experience this kind of love and tenderness from their spouse. Being married is the best!!
Ok, my lovelies, I want to start off this week with some really fashionable pictures of up and coming Hollywood starlet Rumer Willis wearing a black bikini top, a shimmering silver mini-skirt paired with a sheer black drape over her shoulders. Now that’s what I call pure fashion. Keep up the great work Willis and so happy to see that she’s keeping her life together and out of the tabloids.
Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures
April 5th, 2013 by Lance Butts
She was introduced to MTV reality show The Hills back in 2007 as Spencer Pratt’s irrational sister. And while Stephanie Pratt may have toned down her behaviour since then, she still has a wild side. The 26-year-old wore an animal print bandeau bikini while enjoying an Easter vacation in Hawaii. Great going!! Hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in the future.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you back over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini and if you don’t address her as “Mrs” in the office, she shreks at the top of her lungs. Wow!! Alright, I think my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going down to Mexico. It’s still too cold and we need to heat things up and Mexico is the place to be!!! We love the Senoritas!! So until I get back and give you the go-ahead, never bring home any strays!!! PEACE!!!
Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures
April 4th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Still sporting the pixie short haircut is actress and rocker Miley Cyrus hanging out with a refreshing beverage and sunglasses. She’s wearing a really cute pink and green bandeau bikini that shows off her slender figure. One thing that I commend her about is the fact that she doesn’t freak out about her weight all of the time. She goes to the gym and eats healthy and that’s it. It’s really that simple.
Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures
April 3rd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Kelly Bensimon’s abs are always rock hard. It’s like she does crunches with boulders on top of her stomach. I don’t even have abs that rock hard. How does she do that? Kelly looks amazing in a stunning white bikini that brings out her full body tan. With her hair flying through the wind and that bright white smile, you have to admit that she’s one of the hottest cougars around. Call me!!
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
April 2nd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Now here’s a sexy MILF that I’d like to hang out with. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen doesn’t look like she has had a baby that little come out of that body. What is her secret? I want to tell my female friends. She’s hanging out beachside with baby and pet and looking like she’s about to do a photo shoot in a stunning blue bikini. Keep up the great work Gisele!! We’re all watching.
Brandi Chastain Bikini Pictures
April 1st, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most fabulous, terrific and wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a romp in the Jersey Shore with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. It’s starting to warm up just a little bit but still too cold for me. I’m a Floridian and like it hot!! The girls still aren’t dressed scantilly enough so we are going to go back in a few more weeks. So no strays!! Yay!!
Ok, let’s start off with some pictures of slender and sleek Brandi Chastain first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Brandi looks very slender in a pastel blue and pink sports bikini. She’s striking a few dynamic poses to show off her trim physic and it’s really cool. Keep up the great work Brandi!
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
March 29th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Back by even more popular demand are more pictures of blonde beauty Doutzen Kroes. This time she’s splashing along in the ocean wearing a lovely two-toned black, white and orange spiced bikini that really gives us a peek at her svelte figure. She looks like a total celebrity with the sunglasses in the water. Why do they always do that? Anyways, my boss is smitten with her and whatever he wants, we do so you may just get to see even more of Doutzen Kroes sporting sexy bikinis. I love her style.
Ok, my lovely babies, Jenny Bikini has to turn you over gently to Mr. Lance Butts. Him and his motley crew get on my nerves with their loud talking and laughing while I’m trying to work at my desk. It’s a wonder that he gets any work done at all. If he wasn’t the boss’ favorite, he probably would’nt have a job because I never see him work. Anyways, I’m just going to let him dig his own grave and just worry about myself. I plan on surprising my hubby Gerald with a romantic dinner tonight so I have to get to the grocery store pronto!! Alright my babies, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES you!!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!!