The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures
March 28th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
With her phone handy, it looks like beauty Claudia Romani always wants to stay connected. Who is Claudia Romani? Well she’s a model and beauty queen. She is the Model Consultant for Miami Life Magazine and has been featured on their cover as well as having been a cover model for Semanario Argentino and Gente Sur. She is one of the spokesperson for Forza l’Aquila alongside the Italian rugby team, in support of her hometown hit by an earthquake. I’m loving her bikini style and she looks totally fantastic in that spicy black and purple bikini. It looks like she’s going to a fiesta! Great going Claudia! I wonder who she’s talking to? Hmmmm…
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
March 27th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Back by popular demand are more pictures of supermodel Doutzen Kroes. This time, she has put her son to bed and she’s out and about wearing a lovely rainbow 60’s inspired bikini that you might see on some kind of flower child dancing around in the park. How does she keep that figure so slender? She’s not shy about changing or taking off her skimpy daisy duke shorts in public but hey, she’s a model and she does that for a living. Kudos!
Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures
March 26th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
I’m so loving the accessorized fashion that Miss Candice Swanepoel is wearing along with her lovely blue bikini. She is such a fashion diva and it’s awesome. She makes sure that her face doesn’t get burned by wearing an oversized black hat to protect her from the harmful sunrays. It’s time to take a dip in the ocean or at least walk around looking model perfect in her bikini. Who is her trainer. I want those abs!!
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
March 25th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most very special Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite celebrity bikini reporter back from a romantic weekend with my hubby Gerald. We’re still in the newlywed stage since we were married on Dec. 12, 2012 and it feels like yesterday. Gerald took me to a park and we had a private picnic just him and I and it was so romantic. I hope it stays like this forever.
Ok, this week is kinda the week of the supermodels and we’re starting off with the beautiful Doutzen Kroes who my boss is crazy over. The 28-year-old Dutch supermodel opted to display her enviably toned figure in a colourful, bedazzled string bikini while she doted on her son, Phyllon. From these pictures, you can tell that she’s a very attentive and caring mom. What a wonderful gift Doutzen! Her figure doesn’t look like she had any children at all. So whatever you’re doing, keep it up.
Lisa Hochstein Bikini Pictures
March 22nd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Lisa Hochstein, 30, showed off the results of Dr Lenny Hochstein’s handy work as she posed for a photo shoot at her sprawling waterfront home on Wednesday. Donning multiple teeny bikinis, Lisa showed off her equally tiny and trim body. The reality TV star, who has made three appearances in Playboy, has been open about her plastic surgery procedures, admitting to rhinoplasty and two boob jobs. Her husband, who is known as the ‘Boob God’, performed the second of her two breast enlargements. Lisa told She Knows in October last year: ‘I had a boob job when I was 19. And it wasn’t the best job. When I met my husband, I always wanted to fix it. And since he’s known as “The Boob God,” I thought if I’m walking around with him, my breasts should really look great. Otherwise people would think he did this not-so-great job.
Alrighty then! Dudes and dudettes it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini! Oh and by the way I did hook up with that girl Bambi’s mom. Turns out she’s a real estate developer and I’m in search of a new house. Sweet!! My buddies and I are headed to the Jersey Shore to see if it’s warmed up any and to visit Vinnie’s parents since that’s where he’s from. Until the next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and in my case if you do, make sure you get her mom’s number too!! lol PEACE!!!
Kerry Katona Bikini Pictures
March 21st, 2013 by Lance Butts
She’s been famously unlucky in love, and has two failed marriages behind her at the age of 32. But Kerry Katona looked happier than ever as she recently enjoyed a PDA-packed Dubai break with her boyfriend of seven months, George Kay. And it would appear the reality star’s romance is doing wonders for her figure as she paraded her slim physique in a flattering white string bikini. He’s a strapping young buck that probably keeps all over attention but that’s ok because I’m looking for something about 10 yrs her senior. She’s cute though.
Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures
March 20th, 2013 by Lance Butts
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Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
With her cellie in hand, cougarish Kelly Bensimon looks stunning in a black string bikini. Kelly Bensimon’s not so secret secret to a fabulous body is lots of exercise. The former Real Housewives of New York star showed off her fabulously toned figure for a bikini shoot in Miami, Florida, on Saturday. Kelly, who is 44, was remarkably lean and trim from those shapely legs to the rock-hard abs that one could bounce a quarter off of.
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
March 19th, 2013 by Lance Butts
At 19 when she first burst onto the music scene in 2001, she flaunted her petite frame in array of various revealing outfits. One child and 12 years later, it seems Christina Milian has some kind of hold on the ageing process as she showed off her enviable bikini body on Sunday. Currently on an all girls holiday in Cabo, the 31-year-old stood out during a beach party in a metallic two-piece as she got down with revelers. Keep up the great work Christina.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures
March 18th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yes, you know it’s the one and only Mr. Lance Man!!!! I’m back and it’s all good!! This past week my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I hung out around the Tampa, Florida area because we like to check out the local scene. Ybor City is always alive with plenty of girls falling down drunk. Not that we take advantage of these girls because we’re total gentlemen but there are some guys that aren’t. Anyways…I met this cute girl named Bambi (yeah Bambi). She’s a model. Why do I keep getting these model babes when all I really want is a cougar sugar mama who can take care of me. I gave Bambi my number but I think I’m going to go after her mom.
Ok, dudes and dolls, let’s hear it for fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee who looks outstanding! Did I forget to say Outstanding!! Yeah, in a British type of bikini that shows off her former fatty figure. She’s the first one to tell you how big she used to be and now she’s slimmed down and looks “oh so good”. Keep up the great work Jennifer. But frankly you’re too young for me. I will take your grandmother’s number if she’s available.
Mallory Hytes Hagan and Skyler Kamaka (Miss America and Miss Hawaii)
March 15th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
You’re in for a double treat with these awesome pictures of Miss America (Mallory Hytes Hagan) in a stunning black bikini and Miss Hawaii (Skyler Kamaka) in a darling red bikini top and black bikini bottom. Miss America and Miss Hawaii swapped the pageant stage for the beach for an unofficial swimsuit round in Maui on Monday. But this time they were off the strict pageant diet. In place of the fake tan, glossy hair and flat stomachs, the beauty queens looked more like normal girls with curves in all the right places as they filled out their bikinis. These girls are beautiful and I wish them so much success with their careers.
Ok, my precious babies, it’s time to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts and his buddies. I might as well say his buddies because they follow him around everywhere. That’s just a little bit too much bromance for me. lol Anyways, I think my hubby is going to surprise me again this weekend and I’m not suppose to know but I’m a great investigator!! So remember until the next time we meet my dearests, Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
Lizzy Jaggar Bikini Pictures
March 14th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
The family resemblance is striking as you can see by Lizzy Jaggar’s slender figure and perfectly formed facial features just like her dad Mick Jaggar. Lucky Lizzy Jagger has been transported to the sparkling beaches of South Africa for her latest modelling job. The 29-year-old is the face and body of Skiny’s first swimwear range, and she shows off their summery new designs in style as poses in the surf in Cape Town. Lizzy, daughter of rock and roll star Mick Jagger and model Jerry Hall, has posed for the Austrian brand twice before, promoting their simple lingerie styles on a safari-themed shoot with wild cheetahs and zebras as well as a more urban campaign shot around the streets of Berlin. What a cool job and even cooler parents!!!
Danielle Lineker Bikini Pictures
March 13th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Back by popular demand are more pictures of svelte and slender beauty Danielle Lineker. She’s married to a former England footballer and has made a career out of her showstopping looks. Danielle Lineker seemed to have taken a few exercise tips from husband Gary as she showed off her incredibly toned and tanned figure during a beach break in Barbados. Showcasing her enviable physique in a tiny teal two-piece bikini, the 33-year-old model positively sizzled as she took a stroll down the perfect white sands with a female pal. Keep up the great work because my boss is kinda going crazy over you!! lol
Danielle Lineker Bikini Pictures
March 12th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Danielle Lineker shows off her athletic figure in a two-tone bikini on the beach in the Caribbean. The 33-year-old showed off her fabulous figure that would have even an Olympian green with envy as she enjoyed time on the beach with her husband Gary and her daughter in the Caribbean. Her long locks were worn loose down her back, while she covered her eyes with a cool pair of Aviator shades. That’s such a movie star look!
Alessandra Ambosio Bikini Pictures
March 11th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most spectacular Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s me – Mrs. Jenny Bikini – so excited to share the newest pictures of your favorite celebrities in hot bikinis!! I’ve missed you all so very much. Married life is going great for me. It’s like every day I’m experiencing love for the first time with my hubby. I wish every girl could have that.
Alright, my lovies, I’m so happy to present these pictures of supermodel and Victoria Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio striking divine poses in a pastel rainbow striped string bikini. Oh boy, are the guys in the office jealous that they couldn’t get their grubby hands on these pictures..lol. Too bad, maybe next time Mr. Butts!
Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures
March 8th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Beautiful Toni Garrn is a German model. In 2008, she got her big break in the fashion industry after signing an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein. Currently, she is showing off her awesomely slim and curvy figure in a spiced black and white string bikini. Wow will you look at those legs? They go on and on for miles!! My buddy Vinnie Lasagne goes crazy for girls like that. I, on the other hand, enjoy the cougarish type.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She demands us all in the office to refer to her as such. I personally see her as the skinny, fraile girl who wishes she could fit into a bikini but it would probably fall off on her but hey, she’s married and if that’s what her man likes then more power to him. I, personally, like girls with lots of curves to go around. Ok, I’m not sure what my buddies and I are going to get into this weekend but I will let you know when we get back. Just remember to stay true to yourself and to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!