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Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
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Just Brian.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures
December 13th, 2012 by Lance Butts
I can hardly speak whenever I see pictures of fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee.The mother-of-two is no stranger to showing off her famously toned physique and Friday was no exception. She must have given other beach-goers a real eyeful as she strained out of her miniscule swimwear and then freely de-sanded at the public showers. The 37-year-old was believed to be taking a break from visiting the Art Basel event in Miami. All I can say is Thank you!
Alright, now about Jenny Bikini’s wedding! It was a blast! Me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead had so much fun. There was lots to eat, plenty to drink and so many hot babes that my eyes were hurting from joy. I think I even cried a tear when Gerald kissed the bride. I’ve known Jenny for a few years and she deserves all the happiness in the world. I met her family and they were very nice people. I think we were the last to leave the reception! Great times!!! I love weddings!!
Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures
December 12th, 2012 by Lance Butts
The stunning 26-year-old showed off the body that made her worthy of the cover of Sports Illustrated, wearing a black bikini top and a pair of tiny studded denim shorts. Irina paired the simple yet sexy ensemble by wearing a bright red cap on her head and carried a pair of flip flops in her hand. The raven-haired beauty let her natural good looks shine though by wearing no make-up on her complexion. We love any look that this natural beauty wants to bestow upon us.
Well, it’s wedding time and I’m off to witness the union of Miss Jenny Bikini and her man Gerald (whatshisname). lol I hope they have some really good appetizers!! Congratulations Jenny from all of us at Celebrity Bikini Gossip!
Elsa Hosk Bikini Pictures
December 11th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Victoria Secret model Elsa Hosk was spotted showing off her incredible slim and toned figure in St Barts as she modeled the latest beachwear for the lingerie giant. Donning a colourful and skimpy bikini, the Swedish model strutted her stuff on the island’s idyllic beaches. She’s one of my favorite models because of her natural good looks and fresh face features. Commenting on her exercise regimen, ‘I definitely stepped it up a notch,’ Elsa told Celebuzz before the show. ‘I did a little extra everyday. Usually I work out maybe five times a week. It’s real hardcore workouts.’ We can see that it’s really paying off nicely.
Claudia Galanti Bikini Pictures
December 10th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes!! It’s the super dazzling Mr. Lance Man back for another round of awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in tantalizing bikinis. It’s an exciting week because Miss Jenny Bikini gets married on Wednesday the 12th and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and I are invited. I can’t wait to get introduced to all of those lonely bridesmaids. It’s gonna be a night to remember and I will fill you in on all of the juicy details.
Speaking of introductions, let’s welcome the very beautiful Claudia Galanti to Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time. The Paraguayan model was on the sand Friday, parading her impressive figure in a yellow string bikini with brown netting. The amply charmed 31-year-old showed off her stone-wash abs, golden tan, and perfect derriere in a Brazilian-cut bikini bottom as she strutted past the public resting in sun loungers. Now that’s what I call a body!!
Torrie Wilson Bikini Pictures
December 7th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Baseball great, Alex Rodriguez’s girlfriend, Torrie Wilson has no problem flaunting mind blowing curves in an all white bikini. And things are clearly still going strong for the couple who has been together as the lovebirds were spotted relaxing with his daughter in Los Cabos, Mexico Saturday. The athletic couple, both 37, have taken their relationship to the level where the New York Yankees third baseman is making the former WWE pro-wrestler a part of his family. With her blonde hair in a ponytail, the fitness model flaunted her ample assets and impressive physique in a sexy white string bikini. Lucky dude!!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been a great week and I’m going to see you next week also as I will fill in for Jenny Bikini because it’s her wedding day on December 12th. She’s taking off that weekend and will be back on Monday the 17th and I’m sure she’s going to give you all of the wonderful details. I plan on attending the wedding along with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead but mostly because of the hot babe girlfriends. Can’t wait!! So until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!
Melanie Brown (Mel B) Bikini Pictures
December 6th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Tell her want you want, what you really really want! Mel B leaves very little to the imagination as she takes daughters swimming in revealing brown and black two-piece bikini. Clearly getting used to the Australian sun, the 37-year-old seemed at home as she walked around the pool in her revealing bikini. She is known for her bold and bodacious outgoing personality and that is surely reflected in her delightful swimwear. It’s always refreshing to see her flaunt her “still in shape” fit and trim figure.
Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures
December 5th, 2012 by Lance Butts
I’m so excited because I get to showcase these photos of very lovely Maryna Linchuk for the first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. We all know that I am an avid Victoria Secret supermodel fan so it’s especially thrilling to see beautiful Belarusian Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk display her enviable figure in a hot pink bikini. The eastern european beauty – born in landlocked Belarus – expertly showed off her tanned and toned physique. There was not an inch to pinch on the stunning 25-year-old, who strolled around on the sand and chatted on her cell phone. All I can say is wow!!
Dana Wilkey Bikini Pictures
December 4th, 2012 by Lance Butts
With her smoking hot curves flaunting a hot pink bikini and toned stomach, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Dana Wilkey certainly made for a striking sight as she hit Miami Beach on Thursday. The 38-year-old reality star soaked up the winter sun and splashed around in the surf during a day out with her boyfriend Philip Marley. According to reports, Dana will not be making any kind of regular appearances in the new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, due in part to her lack of ‘drama.’ That’s too bad because I’d really like to see much more of Dana walking around her pool wearing sexy bikinis. Wouldn’t you?
Anna Skidanova Bikini Pictures
December 3rd, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes! It’s the fabulous, fantastic and frenzied Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We drove down to Mexico and had the time of our lives. I don’t know why I love it there so much but I think it has to do with the tequila and the girls! So many beautiful girls! People in Mexico are very friendly and things are really cheap there so you can blow your entire paycheck and have a ball. Of course, we didn’t bring home any strays but Vinnie came pretty close. We plan on going back down there this weeekend because we missed a few hot spots. Yahoo!!
Alright, let’s get this party started with awesome pictures of Anna Skidanova. It’s her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so lets give her a warm welcome. Anna Skidanova is a Ukranian actress who has starred in a few TV series. She’s really tall like a supermodel and I can appreciate that. Anna Looks great in a knit inspired beige bikini that shows off her curvaceous figure. I like her style and hope to see much more of this blonde beauty.
Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pictures
November 30th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
“I’m a fat Hollywood actress”. That’s what Hunger Games star, Jennifer Lawrence called herself in a recent interview. She said when it comes to actresses, she’s on the fat side. I disagree!! I see nothing fat about her but I know that there is much pressure in Hollywood to stay thin. I commend her on keeping her curvy body and being herself. Jennifer looks awesome in a blue bikini while enjoying the waves on a California beach. Keep up the great work and can’t wait until the sequel!!
Alright, my wonderful darlings. My wedding day is coming near and I’m going to take off some time to enjoy with my new hubbie so Mr. Lance Butts will gently hold you while I’m gone during my wedding week of December 12th. I’m going to miss you all but I will be back and give you all of the details of my wonderful wedding. Please take care of yourselves and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!
Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures
November 29th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
She has been showing off her enviable frame as she relaxes on her Miami vacation for a good portion of the week.
But perhaps Anne Vyalitsyna ought to put it away as too much time in the sun can obviously be a bad thing.
The model – famed for her time with lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret – sported an awful case of sunburn on Saturday as she hit Miami Beach. The slender model made sure her most of her figure got a bronzing by donning a tiny multicolour bikini. She showed off her extremely flat stomach and pert derriere in the two-piece set that covered just enough of her modesty. The former girlfriend of Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine – who is known as Anne V – has been living it up in the holiday region with her parents and agent.
Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures
November 28th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Anne Vyalitsyna hit Miami Beach again on Friday – this time making a splash in a tiny pink triangle bikini. After heating up the shoreline in a red number on Thursday, the Russian supermodel was back with another sexy offering as she continued her Thanksgiving break in the Sunshine State. The 26-year-old model was spotted texting on her phone, splashing around in the sea, before relaxing on a sun lounger. The guys in our office are going crazy for her photos so expect more from this natural beauty.
Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures
November 27th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Flaunting her stuff on the beach is beautiful model Anne Vyalitsyna looking rather hot, I must say. She earlier this year split with singer Adam Levine, who has since gone on to date fellow Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo. And Anne ‘V’ Vyalitsyna showed the Maroon 5 frontman exactly what he was missing as she hit the beach in Miami on Thursday. And while she may not reportedly be a Victoria’s Secret model anymore, the stunning Russian supermodel still knows how to work this pink bikini. Go Anne!
Paz De La Huerta Bikini Pictures
November 26th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I’ve missed you so terribly. It’s your spunky celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini and I love you! I’m so in love and it’s all because of my boyfriend, Gerald. He treats me to flowers all of the time and he tells me how much he adores me. I’ve waited all my life for a man like him and soon we are going to get married in three weeks!! I wish I could invite you all. I’m in heaven.
Ok, let’s start off with some really interesting pictures of former Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta walking around without a care in the world. The 28-year-old actress even held a lit cigarette as she entered a public bathroom to change out of her bathing suit. The half-Spanish actress looked particularly dishevelled, with her hair tossed around on her head. It looks like she just woke up and is trying to work things out. Well, good luck to her.
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
November 23rd, 2012 by Lance Butts
Happy Black Friday! I’m so glad I’m at work and won’t have time to go out into that shopping madness today. Try not to knock too many old people over running down the aisles at Walmart.
To keep those of us who are staying clear happy are these pictures of Kim Kardashian paddling along wearing an animal print bikini. One thing I give her credit for is being able to really fill out a bikini just right. I think that Kim could wear a brown paper bag and look super sexy. Hey, I’m a dude!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini and she’s so spunky and fun. I’m so full from eating so much turkey that I don’t think I need to eat for another week. Although I do like turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwiches. To work off some of that pumpkin pie, go take down the turkey ornaments and put up those Christmas ornaments on your front lawn. Me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are driving down to Mexico to see what kind of spicy trouble we can get into and I will tell you all about the gory details when I get back. Until then, remember to NEVER bring home any strays but if you do, just don’t give them your real name.