The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Elsa Patakay Bikini Pictures
November 22nd, 2012 by Lance Butts
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! I hope that you’re eating yourself into a shock coma and sitting back and enjoying today’s games!!
Wetting up your appetite just a little bit more is the beautiful Elsa Patakay. She might have a newborn to look after but Elsa Pataky still has time to catch some rays. The Spanish model, who gave birth to daughter India just six months ago, took some time out to sun herself in Tenerife on Thursday. Her husband Chris Hemsworth is hard at work, shooting the new Thor film in London, so Elsa clearly decided that she’d have some fun for the both of them. Showing off her enviably svelte post-baby body, the 36-year-old spent the day relaxing on the beach with a friend, while her little one slept under the shade of his stroller. The blonde model seems to have regained her pre-baby figure in no time, as she showed off her toned stomach. Hubba Hubba!! Too bad she’s married. Darn!
Denise Richards Bikini Pictures
November 21st, 2012 by Lance Butts
We’re going to call this Celebrity Bikini Gossip Cougar Week because of all of the hot cougars we’re showcasing. Check out Denise Richards looking totally fabulous in a floral print orange string bikini. She really has the body of a 25 year old and I’m sure that makes her gentleman caller very happy. Too bad Charlie couldn’t see what he had, but I would. Denise is smoking hot and she’s taken to showing off her body a lot lately in sultry bikinis and it’s wonderful! Keep it up!
Courteney Cox Bikini Pictures
November 20th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Here’s another hot cougar who’s marriage is on the rocks and I’m just waiting for the big “D” day. Courteney Cox, the current star of the hit TV show, Cougar Town, looks rather appealing in a blue bikini. The photographer that took this picture had one of these long range cameras that managed to get a great picture of Courteney. Come on Courteney, stop straddling the fence and get with a young hunk like me.
Sally Dynevor Bikini Pictures
November 19th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the most delicious Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have the best friends in the whole wide world. I mean we really go all out for each other. We decided to drive down to Mexico this past weekend to see what kind of spiciness we could get into and let me tell you that it was a fun time. We drank so much beer and tequila shots that I hardly remember what happened. All I know is that we did bring home a few strays to the hotel but we didn’t give them our real phone numbers. lol That’s how you do it!
Ok, let’s start this week out with some nice cougaresq pictures of Sally Dynevor walking around looking hot in a white bikini. The Coronation Street star Sally Dynevor has been lapping up the luxury of Barbados, on a holiday with her husband Tim. The 49-year-old actress, who beat breast cancer in 2009 and 2010, showed off her slim shape in a white bikini, as the couple enjoyed a stroll along the beach. Protecting her eyes from the strong rays, she sported a pair of black sunglasses. She looks hot and too bad she’s married because I’m looking for a rich cougar.
Natasha Poly Bikini Pictures
November 16th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Back by popular demand is the stunning Natasha Poly. The response to her previous gallery was very positive so we’re giving you more of this dynamic blonde beauty. She has been a hot model for Victoria’s Secret as well as most of the big name fashion designers. Natasha Poly showed just why she puts the ‘super’ in supermodel as she hit the beach in Miami. The very trim Russian catwalk queen was simply scorching in a strapless scarlet bikini as she frolicked in the sand and surf. Awesome!!
Alright, my wonderful babies, it’s time for me to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew. I don’t know why my boss lets his friends follow him around all day long. You might as well give them a paycheck too. Oh well, no sweat off of my back. Although one of them (they call him Pauly) is always staring at me. I’m taken so I hope he isn’t sitting there fantasizing about me. Ewww. Ok, my lovelies, until next time, take care of yourself and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
November 15th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Look who’s back!! It’s blonde bombshell Heidi Montag! I should have known it from all of the wild looks and whispers going around the office. The guys just love her. She paid a staggering $40,000 to achieve her dream body via the means of plastic surgery. So it’s no wonder that Heidi Montag does her best to show off her surgically-enhanced curves at every opportunity. Heidi jumped at the chance to show off her figure as she posed up for an impromptu shoot on the beach in Santa Monica. Heidi showed off her feminine physique in a tiny red triangle two-piece, leaving her long blonde hair loose as she ran along the sand. I think she looks much more natural this time around. What do you think?
Ashley Roberts Bikini Pictures
November 14th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Let’s welcome the first time Celebrity Bikini Gossip the totally awesome Ashley Roberts. Who is Ashley Roberts? The former Pussycat Doll was spotted flaunting her bikini body as she frolicked on the beach, ahead of entering the jungle to compete on I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here. She’s set herself up for weeks of camping in the jungle, where she will be eating bugs, sleeping rough and confronted with her worst nightmares. So it’s no wonder Ashley Roberts is soaking up the sun and enjoying the life of luxury for one more day. The pretty blonde was making the most of the Australian summer sun, as she splashed around in the sea and rolled in the sand wearing nothing but an animal print bikini. She was always one of my favorite Pussycat Dolls. Can’t wait to see the show.
Andrea Corr Bikini Pictures
November 13th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Beautiful Irish singer Andrea Corr looks spectacular in a small navy bikini that boasted a spotted pattern. It’s hard to believe that Andrea gave birth just six months ago seeing that she has such an incredibly trim & toned shape. Andrea looked sensational in the outfit and there wasn’t an inch of fat or a spot of cellulite to be seen on her enviable frame. She made the most of the gorgeous weather taking a walk on the shoreline on the beach outside Sandy Lane hotel. Keep up the great work Andrea and congratulations on your little bundle of joy.
Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures
November 12th, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter, Jenny Bikini, here to share the hottest pictures of stars wearing sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so much!! My boyfriend Gerald and I had a great weekend. We went to a hotel on the beach and he told me how much he loved me and couldn’t wait to get married! I’ve waited all my life for someone to say that to me. Oh girls, I hope you meet a wonderful man like my Gerald one day.
Ok, let’s start out with some new pictures of reality TV star Kim Kardashian wearing a lovely pink pastel string bikini while walking along a beach in the early morning. The 32-year old star paraded her curves as she took a quick dip in the cool ocean waters. There are so many rumors about her getting re-married and I basically won’t believe it until I see it. I think she deserves happiness just like any other girl who is seeking for her prince charming. Good luck Kim!
Nicole Trunfio Bikini Pictures
November 9th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Back by popular demand is Australian model Nicole Trunfio frolicking on a beach. In these pictures, she’s wearing a black bandeau bikini top and slender black bikini bottoms. Her hair is flowing delicately in the wind and the smile on her face is priceless. You can see that she has complete command of her body which is why she can strike such divine poses. Keep your eyes open for much more of this fabulous brunette who is sure to keep all eyes on her.
Ok, so now is the time for me to hand you over to Ms. Jenny Bikini. Her wedding is like a month away and that’s all she can talk about. I will be so happy when it’s over so we can get back to normal around the office. I’m looking forward to the wedding because I know she’ll have some desperate friends who are looking for men there. Hey, I’m just saying. Not sure what my buddies and I are going to do this weekend but I think it’s going to be fun. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the people in NYC and NJ who braved Sandy. Until next time, PEACE!!
Nicole Trunfio Bikini Pictures
November 8th, 2012 by Lance Butts
First time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the stunningly beautiful Nicole Trunfio. This Australian model looks totally mind blowing in a bright red string bikini beachside. It’s a good thing that she’s slender enough because this bikini looks like it wants to run away from her and slide off. Nicole looks like the kind of girl that doesn’t need to exercise. She looks naturally thin and that’s something women would pay dearly for. Lucky girl!
Natasha Poly Bikini Pictures
November 7th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Model Natasha Poly looks happier at the beach and got away from one Sandy just in time. The Russian cover girl was spotted enjoying Miami’s warm sands, sunshine and crystal-clear ocean on Saturday after escaping New York City and the wet and gloomy aftermath of Superstorm Sandy. Natasha was clearly happy to get away and into more peaceful blue-skied surroundings. She clearly looks happier wading through the ocean waters wearing a snake skin bikini. Her flawless figure is totally superb and looking forward to seeing much more of this stunning beauty in sexy bikinis.
Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures
November 6th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Perfectly glowing and looking sexy as an expectant mom is supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Her baby bump is huge so she must be due any moment now. Gisele Bundchen got in some much needed rest and relaxation as she hit Miami beach on Sunday. The 32-year-old supermodel displayed her huge baby bump in a strapless animal print bikini as she soaked up the sun. Congratulations Gisele and can’t wait to find out the name of your new bundle of joy. I hope it’s not one of those crazy Hollywood names like “Thunder Grass” or something like that.
Rumer Willis Bikini Pictures
November 5th, 2012 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s me, the most freaking awesome Mr. Lance Man back from a restful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. All we basically did was just hang out locally which is can be very interesting. No we didn’t bring home any strays although Vinnie came close with some girl named “Hot Hanna”. She wasn’t so hot so we were wondering where she got her name from. lol
Ok, let’s start out with some pictures of up and coming Hollywood starlet Rumer Willis. She looks rather cute in a white patterned bikini, don’t you think? You know her famous parents are Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. She looks more like Bruce than Demi to me. Lately Rumer has been sporting skimpy bikinis to showcase her slim figure. Rumer is a Hollywood brat and I’ve never dated one of those but would like to. I’d let her pay for everything though.
Jessica Pare Bikini Pictures
November 2nd, 2012 by Jenny Bikini
Out and about shooting some scenes for her TV show “Mad Men” is American actress Jessica Pare. I love that show because of the period costumes. Jessica looks stunning in a colorful purple, white, yellow, orange and pink bikini. It fits her figure just right. All I want to know is who is her trainer? Jessica says she works hard at keeping her body in shape because TV adds a few pounds and she wants to look her best!! Keep up the great work and love the show!!
Alright, my lovely babies!! I’m going to miss you so terribly until the next time. I gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts who is running around the office with his buddies as usual. I hope they don’t make fools of themselves at my wedding. Anyways, the planning is going well and I think everything is complete but we don’t know we want to take out honeymoon. I want to go to Cancun but Gerald wants to go to Hawaii. We may just do both! Wouldn’t that be awesome?? Ok, remember to take care of yourself and always know that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! TOODLES!! SMOOCHES!!