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Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 8th, 2011
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Let me say that I always miss you guys when I’m not posting pictures of cute celebrities in their favorite bikinis. I feel such a connection with our fans and I just want to thank you all for always stopping by our home on the world wide web! 🙂 Ok, today, I wanted to show these are bikini pictures of American actress and producer, Katherine Heigl. Omg I love her!!!! She is known for her role as Dr. Izzie Stevens on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. Eventually she left that show to go off and become a big movie star. Hey I give her much props for expanding her horizons. She recently had a child and I want to say Congratulations!!! I’m so proud of her and have followed her career for years. She’s a great inspiration. Keep up the great work Katherine and you look totally magnificent in her bikini.

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Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 7th, 2011
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Hello my lovely babies!!!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy to be back!! It seems like forever when I’m away from you!!!! I had a wonderful weekend and I’ll tell you all about it after sharing these really cool pics of American model and actress Stephanie Seymour. Who is Stephanie Seymour? Well she’s new to our family so if you’re not familiar with who she is right off, maybe you’ll remember her from on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Vogue. She was also in a TV episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. She’s 42 and looks awesome. I only hope to have a body like hers at that age.

My weekend was lots of fun. I spent it at a family reunion with my aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents. There’s nothing like getting together with family to renew your feeling of closeness and unity. I suggest spending time with family members whenever you can. After this weekend, I plan on taking at least one day out of the week for a special family day. All work and no play isn’t good for anyone. Life life to the fullest!

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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011
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If the Lance Man were going to date a cougar, she would have to look like Kelly Bensimon. Kelly’s body is totally fabulous! She’s like in super shape. Just look at those abs.

I mean, I like older women but I have this big ego so I tend to date women a few years younger than myself. Not to say that I wouldn’t date an older woman but if I did, then she would surely have to have a body and figure like Kelly Bensimon. Tall, slender and well kept. She really has to look awesome in a bikini just like Kelly does. So older ladies if you think you want to get with the Lance Man, at least you know what I like.

Ok, folks, it’s time to pass the reigns over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini. She’s so full of energy and everyone in the office loves her. I’m jealous at the amount of fan mail she gets but hey, it’s probably because she’s a girl. Anyways, stay true to yourselves and I’m going to keep my eye on on this Brittany and Tony Fish situation because I don’t want that girl back stalking me. I already have to exercise overtime to keep up with Barbie and Bambi and another girlfriend (especially one who is their younger sister) would drain a guy like me. So until next time…PEACE!

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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
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The Lance Man loves supermodels!! Especially Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel posing in awesome looking bikini outfits.

Check out Candice’s body in her bikini!! Hubba hubba OMG!!! I’m totally speechless!!! Are you looking at her right now? I can’t get over how hot she looks. Adriana and Alessandra are hot too!

What can you say about absolutely fabulous looking supermodels who look so fine that they can make a blind man see? I think I’ll just take time out and sit back and stare at this hot gallery. I suggest you do the same.

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 4th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to amaze you with the hottest pics of celebs is sexy bikinis!!! Let’s start with these cool pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking extra hot in a lime green neon bikini at the beach.

She’s a twin but in my opinion, I do think she’s the cuter one. Those pictures that Jenny Bikini posted of her in the gallery below were so awesome that I thought I’d keep the party going on with this luscious looking beauty. Yeah, she’s super fine but my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look kinda like her but are much cuter me. Don’t get me wrong, if Karissa wanted to date me, I’d have a hard time telling her no but I do love my girls.

Things are quiet around my place ever since we introduced Bambi and Barbie’s sister Brittany to my friend Tony Fish. Looks like they’ve hit it off. The only problem is that Tony Fish says that the only problem with Brittany is that she has really bad breath. Knockout looks with breath that smells like an 100 yr old used coffin isn’t cool. He said that she likes to kiss but he’s not really feeling her. I begged him to hang in there because if this relationship fails, she’s going to start back on me again. I can’t take it. We need a plan. I’ll keep you guys posted.

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 1st, 2011
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Isn’t Karissa Shannon just lovely? Out of all of the Playboy Playmates, she’s like one of my favorites because she doesn’t go around flaunting her good looks. I can hardly tell her a part from her twin sister Kristina but I do think Karissa is prettier, in my opinion. I’d really like to see her get into some TV acting. She’s young and beautiful so why not capitalize on it. If I looked like her, I’d do everything I could to make some money to build a nice nest egg for myself. So I’m gonna keep my fingers crossed for you Karissa.

Well it’s time for me to turn things back over to Mr. Lance Butts. He’s very popular around the office and sometimes I wish my life was as exciting as it. Although sometimes his life gets a little bit too exciting if you get my drift. Anyways, be good to yourselves and I will miss you sooooo much!!!! I love you all…Smooches!! JB

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