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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 8th, 2012
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Back by popular demand because we received so much positive feedback and yearning for more pictures is Swiss TV hostess and actress Michelle Hunziker.

I don’t blame you for wanting to see more of this lovely blonde beauty. In these pictures, Michelle is sporting a wildly colored string bikini on a beach. Look at the way the wind is blowing her hair around. She’s so hot. We’re spoiling you with picture of front and back views of Michelle in her darling swimsuit.

Michelle anytime that you want personal bodyguards at no cost, just give me a call and me and my buddies will run to the rescue.

Alright, dudes and dudettes!!! It’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini who happens to think I’m jealous of her “relationship” if that’s what you want to call it. I call it her stalking her boyfriend 24 hours a day until he felt so sorry that he proposed. Sorry Jenny fans but that’s my opinion. She calls my buddies creeps and they’re my family. So I guess I’m not getting invited to the wedding. Booo Hooo!! Ok, looks like me and my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne are heading out to Miami!! What happens in Miami, stays in Miami. So until next time, don’t do anything that we would do and definitely don’t bring home any strays!!! No way!!! PEACE!!

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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 7th, 2012
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It’s always a pleasure to post pictures of Michelle Hunziker sporting a lovely bikini. This Swiss TV hostess and actress makes sure everything is in place while out and about. In these pictures she’s walking along a beach wearing an all white bikini top and bottom with gold accents and a white wrap.

You can see by her luscious body tan that Michelle loves the beach. She always looks perfectly poised and camera ready. Is it a Swiss thing? Keep up the awesome job and hope to see lots more of you in beautiful bikinis either at the beach or on a lake, or just anywhere.

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012
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Looking much younger than her 41 years is American actress and former fashion model, Denise Richards. She’s also Charlie Sheen’s babies mother which is most of the press that she gets these days. Denise looks very fit and trim in a pastel blue halter bikini top and pastel blue bikini bottom. I like the gold accents on the bikini. Very nice. Denise’s bikini fashion is simple and stylish. She doesn’t over expose her body nor does she over dress because she’s a mom. 40 is the new 30 if you didn’t know. At least that’s what I tell the older women that I date to make them feel better.

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2012 Miss USA Bikini Competition

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012
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Did you catch the 2012 Miss USA Pageant that was on Sunday? I never miss a show. They were all very beautiful but who really stood out to me were these two lovely ladies.

On the left is Miss Kentucky who is a stunning blonde. She’s gracing the runway in a powder blue bikini top and powder blue bikini bottom. Her smile is very infectious and it’s a shame that she didn’t win.

On the right is the very beautiful Miss Wyoming who is showing off her buxom assets in a pink bikini top and psychedelic blue bikini bottom.

I really appreciate the fact that the ladies can wear different color bikinis because otherwise they look like clones wearing the same swimsuit. The bikini competition is, of course, my favorite part of the show. Me and the guys really enjoyed this year’s show.

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Melanie Brown (Mel B) Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 4th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!!!! Oh yes, it’s the awesome, wonderful, fabulous and fun Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Pauly Meathead, Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. Last week we hung out at a cabin in the mountains that Pauly’s parents own. Just us guys, no chicks. We fished, hiked, sang songs, bonded and told a few secrets. We’re all for one and one for all!! I love u guys and I’m man enough to say that.

Alright, let’s get this bikini fiesta started with updated pictures of Spice Girl, Melanie Brown (aka: Mel B – aka: Scary Spice) looking ab-tastic. Scary has three babies by three different baby daddies and she still looks hot. In these pictures, she’s hanging out on a boat in a white and green print bikini. My sister loves the Spice Girls and she dragged me to their reunion concert a few years ago. I went because I’ve always had a crush on Emma Bunton (aka: Baby Spice). I love the lyrics to the song “Wannabe”. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 1st, 2012
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Fast and Furious movie star Michelle Rodriguez looks fabulous in a beige bikini with black trim. Wiki says that Michelle is 33 years old but in these pictures, she looks like she’s clearly in her early 20’s. Michelle stays in great shape because she’s an extreme athlete who loves jumping, running, swimming and any other kind of sport that gives her an adrenaline rush. Her bikini fashion is always precise and pristine. I’ve been a big fans of hers for a long time and get really excited whenever she comes out in a new movie. Michelle you’re aces!!! Keep up the awesome job!!

Alright my wonderful babies, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. He’s clearly jealous of my relationship because he can’t maintain one. That’s not my fault or my problem. I just smile and walk past his messy desk while he barks insane comments. Why does he always have those creepy dudes with him all of the time? Anyways, I’m so happy with my engagement to Gerald that Mr. Butt’s miserable existence doesn’t phase me anymore. Love has blinded me to his whimsical ways. I will miss you terribly and always remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Until next time, SMOOCHES!!! TOODLES!!! JB

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