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Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 22nd, 2012
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Oh boy, we received a great response to Miley Cyrus’ bikini pictures that I posted on Wednesday that we thought we’d spoil you with even more. In these pictures, Miley looks extra slender in a mix matched black bikini top and pink bikini top. I like the way that she has paired her bikini together with different colors. When she gets married her name will be Miley Hemsworth. I wonder if she’s going to change her name or keep Cyrus. Inquiring minds wanna know. That’s if they don’t break up from the jitters and then get back together. With young Hollywood stars these days, you never know. Wouldn’t it be wild if they were married and stayed married for 50 yrs? Is that pushing it?

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet off and turn you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. I’m not jealous of her relationship just for the record. That would mean that I want her and that’s OUT OF THE QUESTION. She’s nice and all but that’s as far as it goes. I saw my buddy Tony Fish looking at her hard one day but I slapped some sense into him. This weekend we’re going on a cruise to the Bahamas to get away and see if we can meet some strays on a boat. So until next time, don’t do anything that we would do because you’ll never get away with it! Take care and PEACE!!

Naya Rivera Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 21st, 2012
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The TV show Glee is filled with hotties like Naya Rivera. She’s American actress and singer known for her role on Glee, as cheerleader Santana Lopez. We don’t get to see her looking like this when she’s on TV. This is Naya’s first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s give her a warm welcome. In these photos, Naya Rivera shines in an all black bikini. I’m guessing her bikini fashion is simple yet sexy. She like a no-nonsense bikini that shows off her tanned skin tone and fit figure. Very nice!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012
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Congratulations to Miley Cyrus on her engagement to Liam Hemsworth. They’ve been dating for about 2 years now and we are all happy for her. No wonder Miley has been working out at the gym like crazy to get an extra svelte bikini body. That kind of hints that maybe she’s also exercising extra hard to get into a wedding dress sooner than we think. I wonder what her dad Billy Ray thinks. In these pictures, she’s hanging out at a pool in a really hot blue-grey bikini that shows off her hard work. Great going Miley.

Nicole “CoCo” Austin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012
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Wow!! Jenny Bikini posted pictures of Nicole “Coco” Austin last week but I’m going to do her one better. Here’s Coco out and about at the beach riding her bike and walking her dogs at the same time. You can’t see the dogs in the shoot but they are there. She looks extra yummy in an indigo and white polka dot bikini. As you can see, Coco loves to pose for the cameras and I must admit that we love it too. Her bikini fashion is always striking and I don’t know why Cosmopolitan called her fashion “skanky” because me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead think it’s awesome.

Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 18th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the super fabulous, fantastic, and fundamentally wonderful Lance Man back from an awesome weekend in Miami with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds!! You would be very proud of use because we DID NOT bring home any strays!! Although it was very tempting. Come on forget about it, we were in Miami and the strays are plentiful. Vinnie did have a cougar stalker that kept following him around the club but he nipped that in the bud by telling her that he wanted her to tug him in at night and read him bedtime stories. lol

Also, all of the dads, I hope that you had a cool Father’s Day.

Ok, let’s get this party started out right with new photos of supermodel Elle Macpherson posing in a fabulous cream colored knitted string bikini. Speaking of cougars, at 48 yrs old, Elle looks outstanding. No wonder she was named “The Body” when she posed for a record five cover appearances for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Vinnie likes cougars so when I told him that I was posting pictures of Elle, he nearly had a stroke. Keep up the great work and young ladies take notes from Elle on keeping yourself looking totally hot in your 40’s.

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 8th, 2012
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Back by popular demand because we received so much positive feedback and yearning for more pictures is Swiss TV hostess and actress Michelle Hunziker.

I don’t blame you for wanting to see more of this lovely blonde beauty. In these pictures, Michelle is sporting a wildly colored string bikini on a beach. Look at the way the wind is blowing her hair around. She’s so hot. We’re spoiling you with picture of front and back views of Michelle in her darling swimsuit.

Michelle anytime that you want personal bodyguards at no cost, just give me a call and me and my buddies will run to the rescue.

Alright, dudes and dudettes!!! It’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini who happens to think I’m jealous of her “relationship” if that’s what you want to call it. I call it her stalking her boyfriend 24 hours a day until he felt so sorry that he proposed. Sorry Jenny fans but that’s my opinion. She calls my buddies creeps and they’re my family. So I guess I’m not getting invited to the wedding. Booo Hooo!! Ok, looks like me and my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne are heading out to Miami!! What happens in Miami, stays in Miami. So until next time, don’t do anything that we would do and definitely don’t bring home any strays!!! No way!!! PEACE!!

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 7th, 2012
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It’s always a pleasure to post pictures of Michelle Hunziker sporting a lovely bikini. This Swiss TV hostess and actress makes sure everything is in place while out and about. In these pictures she’s walking along a beach wearing an all white bikini top and bottom with gold accents and a white wrap.

You can see by her luscious body tan that Michelle loves the beach. She always looks perfectly poised and camera ready. Is it a Swiss thing? Keep up the awesome job and hope to see lots more of you in beautiful bikinis either at the beach or on a lake, or just anywhere.

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012
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Looking much younger than her 41 years is American actress and former fashion model, Denise Richards. She’s also Charlie Sheen’s babies mother which is most of the press that she gets these days. Denise looks very fit and trim in a pastel blue halter bikini top and pastel blue bikini bottom. I like the gold accents on the bikini. Very nice. Denise’s bikini fashion is simple and stylish. She doesn’t over expose her body nor does she over dress because she’s a mom. 40 is the new 30 if you didn’t know. At least that’s what I tell the older women that I date to make them feel better.

2012 Miss USA Bikini Competition

Tuesday, June 5th, 2012
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Did you catch the 2012 Miss USA Pageant that was on Sunday? I never miss a show. They were all very beautiful but who really stood out to me were these two lovely ladies.

On the left is Miss Kentucky who is a stunning blonde. She’s gracing the runway in a powder blue bikini top and powder blue bikini bottom. Her smile is very infectious and it’s a shame that she didn’t win.

On the right is the very beautiful Miss Wyoming who is showing off her buxom assets in a pink bikini top and psychedelic blue bikini bottom.

I really appreciate the fact that the ladies can wear different color bikinis because otherwise they look like clones wearing the same swimsuit. The bikini competition is, of course, my favorite part of the show. Me and the guys really enjoyed this year’s show.

Melanie Brown (Mel B) Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 4th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!!!! Oh yes, it’s the awesome, wonderful, fabulous and fun Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Pauly Meathead, Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. Last week we hung out at a cabin in the mountains that Pauly’s parents own. Just us guys, no chicks. We fished, hiked, sang songs, bonded and told a few secrets. We’re all for one and one for all!! I love u guys and I’m man enough to say that.

Alright, let’s get this bikini fiesta started with updated pictures of Spice Girl, Melanie Brown (aka: Mel B – aka: Scary Spice) looking ab-tastic. Scary has three babies by three different baby daddies and she still looks hot. In these pictures, she’s hanging out on a boat in a white and green print bikini. My sister loves the Spice Girls and she dragged me to their reunion concert a few years ago. I went because I’ve always had a crush on Emma Bunton (aka: Baby Spice). I love the lyrics to the song “Wannabe”. “If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”

Lydia Bright Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 25th, 2012
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Lydia Bright is one of those hot babes who star on that UK show TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex). It’s very steamy and it’s all because of beauties like her on the show. She looks rather fab in a yellow bikini and yellow and white sheer jacket. Loving her all over tan and that bright white smile. I never dated a girl from the UK and would like to one day. Just to compare them with US women. I really like her bikini fashion and the way that she adjusts her bikini bottom. Hope to see more of Lydia Bright wearing sexy bikinis in the near future. Believe me, when I do, you will too.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to spin you around and hand you off to Miss “Spunky” Jenny Bikini. I really wish she would get married already because all she does it talk about her boyfriend. But then if that happened all she would do is talk about her husband. I’m happy for her but I still think she’s jealous of me because I’m single and ready to mingle. Alright, me and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are headed for the mountains for a few days. We need some “dude” time with fishing and bromance. We all love each other and I’m not afraid to say that. Until we meet again, don’t do anything that we would do because you wouldn’t get away with it. PEACE!!!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 24th, 2012
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Is Kim Kardashian posing sexy for the camera or is that just the way she looks walking along a beach? This wasn’t a photo shoot but it just looks like Kim is always ready for when cameras are around. Rumor is that Kim is addicted to being on camera. Is that possible? I think she’s very beautiful with a hot body and is a media marketing genius. Nobody can pimp themselves out like Kim. That orange bikini she is wearing is simple yet stunning. I’m gonna keep reading about her and looking at her pictures as long as she’s around. Her life, you have to admit, is fascinating. Come on, admit it.

Jenelle Evans Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012
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Showing off her brand new assets is Jenelle Evans. She was on Season 2 of MTV’s show “Teen Mom”. We caught up with this 20-yr old (she was a teen when she had her baby) hanging out on a beach wearing a brand new pink and leopard print bikini. Jenelle, in the past, had expressed concern with her body image so she went out and bought a new one. You can tell by the smile on her face that she is happy with her appearance. Frankly, she looks the same to me but if you’re going to spend all that money on upper assets, maybe a few crunches would help to enhance your new look too. Good luck!

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012
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Hey everybody you remember Courtney Stodden, right? We’ve featured her before on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and each time she makes it interesting. She likes to dress up in different characters and this time is no different. In these pictures, Courtney pays tribute to American actress “Bo Derek” who became a national phenomenon when she made an appearance in the movie “10”. Courtney is running along a beach in a gold bikini with her hair in braids just like Bo did in the movie. I had to do a double take because she looks great. Not too many women these days can pull off Bo Derek. Keep your eyes and ears open for more on Courtney Stodden. Her star or whatever you wanna call it, is rising.

Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 21st, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!!!! Yes, it’s the magnificent Lance Man back to WOW you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebs wearing sexy bikinis. I’m on cloud nine because my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead were in Madrid, Spain. We saw some of the sights but I will have to admit that the women over there are BEAUTIFUL!! Unfortunately since it’s way across the globe, we couldn’t bring home any strays but I sure wanted to!!

Ok, let’s get this party started with pictures of all grown up Ashley Olsen. My buddy Vinnie Lasagne says he likes Mary Kate (her twin sister) better but honestly I can’t tell them apart. I never could. In these pictures, the 25-year old is seen wearing a jazzy colorful bikini top and black bikini bottom. This is her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip because sightings of her are very rare in a bikini. So we are very fortunate and consider it our lucky day to see her frolicking on a Hawaiian beach. I hope we see more of her and especially without makeup. She’s a natural beauty.