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Melanie Griffith Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 3rd, 2012
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Cougars rock!! My buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I love dating cougars. I’d date a cougar before I dated someone of my own age. Especially Melanie Griffith. At 54, (she will be 55 on August 9), Melanie still looks awesome in a bikini. What I like most about older women is that they’re confident about their body and aren’t complaining about every little thing. This is Melanie’s first time on CBG and I hope it’s not the last. You can tell she selects bikinis that compliment her figure. The black and white bikini and skirt is just right for her. Hey Melanie, if Antonio isn’t treating you right, just call up Mr. Lance “The Lover” Butts and we can work something out. I don’t mind if you pay for dinner. I don’t want to hinder your female liberation and independence.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to turn you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. All she talks about is planning her wedding and frankly, I’m so tired of hearing about it already. I bet her boyfriend wants to elope so he doesn’t have to deal with all of that drama. Not sure if I’ll get an invite but if I do, I am bringing along my buddies. There are always tons of single ladies at weddings. Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!!! They’re bad news. Take care of yourselves and PEACE!!!

Julie Henderson Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 2nd, 2012
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Modeling ever since she was a teen (now age 26) is the very beautiful Julie Henderson. It’s her first time on CBG and we are so excited. Julie Henderson is an American model known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and has done commercials for Pantene. She looks very natural in a black and grey patterned bikini while wading in the ocean waters. She’s very popular and you’ve probably seen her face in tons of fashion magazines. Her bikini sense and style is dynamic and bold. You can tell she likes making a statement and showing off the best parts of her body which are her flat tummy and trim thighs. Looking forward to seeing more hot bikinis of Julie in the future.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012
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Fitness Guru and former fatty Jennifer Nicole Lee looks magnificent. I can’t believe the before and after pictures that are floating around of her. She is a prime example that a woman can do whatever she wants to do when she puts her mind to it. I mean just look at the way she looks in a bright neon orange and yellow string bikini. It’s mind blowing. All she said she did was study how fitness athletes eat and train their bodies and she turned into one. Her abs look like she does hundreds of crunches per day. Kudos to you Jennifer and keep up the great work.

AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012
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Playing a frisky game of beach volleyball is American actress AnnaLynne McCord. She looks absolutely fantastic in a pink bandeau bikini top and multi-colored patterned bikini bottom. She’s topping off her look with a white and green baseball cap to shield her eyes from the sun. AnnaLynne’s bikini fashion is always delightful and delicious. She knows how to wear a bikini to fit her slender svelte figure and we can appreciate that. My buddy, Vinnie Lasagne, is in love with her but I told him that he doesn’t have a shot. “Sigh”

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 30th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh you know it’s the super handsome Mr. Lance Butts back from a great weekend hanging with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We stayed close to home this weekend and frolicked with the babes on the local beach. It was fun although I’m not a sand person. I just like looking at the bikinis walk by. Tony Fish met some psycho-stalker chick who followed us around the entire day. She said she liked his muscles. Hey, I’ve got muscles too. Anyways, Tony took her number. We told him not to but sometimes a dude has to learn the hard way.

Alrighty! Let’s start this party out right with generous peeks of Avril Lavigne sporting a green and black patterned string bikini. I didn’t know she had a tattoo of a star on her hip. Interesting… She’s drenched after taking a dip in the ocean with friends. Hanging out on a boat, Avril tried to cover up with a towel so the paparazzi wouldn’t go too crazy on her. It’s her first time on CBG so lets give her a warm welcome.

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 20th, 2012
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Always looking tanned and fabulous is Maria Menounos. She’s one of my favorite celebrities because of her sweet attitude. I love her smile which is bright white and glowing. In these pics, Maria is having a great time at the beach wearing a white and pink floral print halter top string bikini and matching bottom. Her bikini fashion always seem fresh and natural. She’s not trying to portray anything that she’s not and that’s sexy in itself.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini, who thinks I’m jealous of her. Why does she always say that. If I wanted her, I’d have her. So there. Our relationship, in my opinion, is strictly professional and I want to keep it that way. I like a different kind of girl. Not to say anything is wrong with her but she wears her skirts too long. Show some leg! lol Anyways, I’m hanging out with my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead this weekend and we plan on just cruising the local scene. Local girls are hot. Until next time, don’t do anything we won’t do and remember what happened to Pauly Meathead and DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!

Elisabetta Gregoraci Briatores Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 19th, 2012
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Frolicking in a very cute blue halter top bikini is Elisabetta Gregoraci Briatores. Who is Elisabetta Gregoraci Briatores? She’s a very smart women who bagged herself a rich husband. Her hubby is Flavio Briatore, an Italian businessman. She’s 28 and he’s 62, get the picture. They were married on June 14, 2008. Her maiden name is Gregoraci and she’s mostly know for being the Wonderbra model. She was born in Soverato, province of Catanzaro, Calabria, in southern Italy. Elisabetta started her career on the Italian television show Libero as a dancer. It’s good that she has a career other than just being the wife of a rich dude.

Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012
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40 is the new 25 when it comes to Carmen Electra. She looks stunning and is practically ageless. The actress flaunted her impressive figure in a cut-out one-piece in Los Angeles and looked nowhere near her 40 years in a light pink bikini which featured a plunging neckline. Electra was anxious to flaunt her flat stomach with the design which emphasised her toned sides. Whatever she is doing, keep it up. Carmen’s bikini fashion through the years has ranged from screaming bold to dashing demure to suit whatever mood she’s currently in. Take note ladies because this is what you want to look like when you hit your 40’s.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012
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Let’s welcome for the first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip the very beautiful Arianny Celeste. Born Arianny Celeste-Penelope Lopez Marquez (November 12, 1985), she’s an American ring girl and model. She is best known for being an Octagon girl for the UFC.

The Las Vegas native frolicked on the Miami sands soaking up the rays with her besties. She looks amazing in a red snake skin bikini held in place by gold chains and T-bars linked into hoops. You know she has to keep her body in tip top shape being a ring girl and all. I can appreciate that. Despite going for a swim, she was adament about keeping her brunette hair dry and remained with her head above water. She teamed her beach ensemble with blood red finger nails and a large pair of aviator shades. Loving it all and hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in sexy bikinis.

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 16th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh you know it’s your favorite sexy bikini dude, Mr. Lance Butts, back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Pauly made a boo-boo and bought home a stray. She was drunk and was throwing up all over the place and kept us up all night long. I must admit that she was hot but it’s not worth it. Now she’s calling him 4-5 times a day to hook up again and he doesn’t want to. I hate to say it buddy, but I told you so. Figuring out how to dump her gently isn’t a problem for me but Pauly is a nice guy. Oh well.

Let’s welcome back the very spunky and opinionated Aubrey O’Day. I remember watching her on Celebrity Apprentice and she would talk and talk and talk. I don’t like girls that talk that much even if they are cute like her. She does look really stunning in a neon green bikini. It shows off her buxom assets and I like that. I guess she was trying to channel Pam Anderson from Baywatch. There’s only ONE Pam Anderson but she’s close.

Maria Fowler Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 6th, 2012
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Let’s welcome another newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. It’s the very outgoing and dynamic Maria Fowler. Who is Maria Fowler? She’s an English glamour model and Page 3 Girl. Maria has been featured in UK and Worldwide publications but is most known for her supporting role in hit ITV2 series “The Only Way Is Essex” from 2010-11. That show is super hot and all the ladies on it are beautiful.

Right now Maria is enjoying a cocktail at a bikini beach party. She looks stunning in a white and gold trimmed monokini that brings out her bold hair color. She made sure all eyes were firmly fixed on her with some questionable poolside etiquette, earlier today. The 25-year-old continued her holiday break in Marbella, Spain, by partying with with a large group of friends and sunbathing at Sala Beach Club. That must be really nice.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to glide you over to Miss Jenny Bikini who is always giving me and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead wierd looks. Maybe she likes one of them and is scared to show it because she’s engaged. I don’t know but I wish she would stop. They’re my buddies and we stick together. She should just worry about driving her boyfriend crazy with wedding plans. I feel a little sorry for him because she’s spastic and probably has adult ADD. Where does she get all of that energy? Oh well, this weekend, me and my buds are hanging out local and will probably just go to the beach. No strays, of course. So, don’t do anything that we would do and take care of yourself. PEACE!!

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 5th, 2012
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I can’t believe this is Kate Hudson’s first time gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip and I get to present her photos. I’m so stoked.

Kate looks truly darling in an all black string bikini. She’s enjoying some time off from making movies at a beach. From the looks of the smile on her face, she’s having a great time. That’s what I really like about Kate and that’s her smile. Plus the fact that she manages to stay in svelte shape. Kate’s bikini sense is stylish and simplistic. You can tell she knows what looks great on her. She manages to pick out a bikini that brings out her natural skin tone and hard working figure. That side view of her is mind blowing. Keep up the great work Kate and looking forward to more of your bikini sightings.

Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 4th, 2012
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Happy 4th of July! I’m proud to be an American and hope you’re having a great holiday. You can never crash too many BBQ’s so have fun! That’s what me and my buddies plan on doing.

When I heard that Jessica Biel got back together with Justin Timberlake, my heart broke. I was so wishing that she would notice me but that didn’t happen. They’re not married yet so I can still hope.

Anyway, Jessica looks outstanding in an O’Neill rash vest and rustic colored bikini bottoms. She doesn’t need to cover anything up and you can tell she takes pride in her figure. Jessica recently professed in ELLE Magazine that it takes lots of sacrifice to keep a body like hers. So that means not much partying and more beauty rest.

Jessica is in Puerto Rico with JT while he’s wrapping up his new movie. Look for Jessica in a new Alfred Hitchcock biopic that she’s currently filming and is due out very soon. I can’t wait.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2012
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Always flirting and looking really hot is blonde beauty Courtney Stodden. In these pictures, Courtney is having a mock tennis match wearing a white bikini top and white bikini mini-skirt bottoms. She loves to ham it up for the camera wearing miles high heels. It’s a good thing that she’s really not going to run around the court wearing those heels. I’m giving the male readers a front and back view so don’t ever say we don’t spoil you. Courtney loves wearing fantastic bikinis that compliments her slender petite figure. Too bad she’s still married because my friend Tony Fish is smitten with her. What dude isn’t.

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 2nd, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the ONE and ONLY Lance Man back from a fabulous weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re the four muskateers and there’s no stopping us! We’re back from our Bahamian cruise and, I must say, it was outstanding. We met so many beautiful women, I can’t even remember half of their names. There was so much fun going on that we never got off the boat. We just jumped from state room to state room partying out hearts out. I can’t tell you what went on because this is a family site but you can pretty much figure it out on your own. We bought no NO STRAYS so I’m particularly proud but I’ll admit, it was hard not to.

Alright, everyone’s favorite MILF still looking good is latina superstar Jennifer Lopez. She’s hanging out at the beach with her young ones and her boyfriend (Casper Smart) who is the lead choreographer on her tour. Must be nice. Jennifer’s bikini fashion has settled down throughout the years and it’s probably because she’s a mom (although a sexy one). She looks really nice in a grey-ish bikini that shows off just how hard she’s been exercising to keep in shape. We love you JLO! Just remember, whenever you get tired of your boy-toy, give me a call.