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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 2nd, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh wow it’s the Lance Man back from a tropical weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly D! We had so much fun and met so many beautiful girls, my heart couldn’t take it. One good thing is that we didn’t bring home any strays, although there was a pretty girl name Victoria that I gave my phone number to. I hope she calls.

Alright, working on a film in Florida is the up and coming Hollywood starlet – Vanessa Hudgens. These are shots from her straight to DVD movie she’s filming called “Spring Breakers”. I’m actually looking forward to watching her get super wild, drunk and out of her “good girl” image. She looks extra special in a neon green bikini which shows off curves I didn’t know Miss Hudgens had. Keep up the great work and looking forward to the movie!

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Georgina Dorsett Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012
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Let’s welcome the very stunning Georgina Dorsett to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She’s a newbie to the site and I’m so happy to post photos of this lovely blonde sauntering along the beach in an orange swimsuit. Who is Georgina Dorsett? She’s another one of those hot a British actresses that star on that risque Brit TV show TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex). There are nothing but sexy babes on that show and she’s one of them. Georgina looks like a blazing hot 80’s pinup model.

Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Miss “I’m so Happy” Jenny Bikini. Hey, I’m not raining on her parade but can you be that happy all of the time? I’ve never seen her get mad unless I didn’t pay her money that I owed her. Just kidding, she’s a sweetheart. I figure I better say that since she has fanatical fans like Justin Beiber. Until we meet again! Remember NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

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AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 26th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey it’s Monday and the Lance Man is back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. What did we do? We took a nice trip to Mexico and barely got back in one piece. The tequila was flowing too heavily. I remember part of the trip but it involves a goat and a pack of skittles. I can’t put the connection together and my buddies can’t remember anything. But hey, that’s how we party!

Ok, I’m very excited to post these pictures of AnnaLynne Lynne McCord wearing a very colorful pink, blue, white and yellow bikini. She’s enjoying herself on the beach and don’t you wish you were hanging out with her? I do. AnnaLynne McCord’s bikini fashion is always perfect. I wonder if she does her own bikini shopping or has her assistant do it for her. Oh well it doesn’t really matter because she’s hot!

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Lola Ponce Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 23rd, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with these super hot pictures of Lola Ponce in a bikini! Who is Lola Ponce? Paola Fabiana Ponce (born June 25, 1982), professionally known as Lola Ponce, is an Argentine singer–songwriter, composer, actress and occasional model. All I know is that she’s super hot!! Vinnie Lasagne is drooling over her at my desk right now! I’m loving the black monokini that she’s wearing. It looks practically painted on. Lola Ponce’s bikini fashion is perfecto. I think I just may take some language lessons just in case we meet!

Ok, we’re stoked it’s Friday because you know what that means!! It’s party time for me, Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. We’re not quite sure where we want to go this weekend but I know wherever it is, we are going to blaze through like hot coals so watch out ladies! Have a great weekend and see ya on Monday!

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Snooki Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 19th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey! It’s Monday and the Lance Man is back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We skipped along from party to party all along the Miami beach shore. It’s fun being single!

Ok, speaking of the shore, here with a bun in the oven is Snooki from the MTV reality TV show “Jersey Shore”. Currently, Snooki is filming her own reality TV show along with her bestie JWOWW. But she’s pregnant so I don’t think the show will be as interesting. I’m used to Snooki falling down drunk. Oh well, pregnancies only last 9 months so she may resume her throne afterwards. Just because she’s had a baby, I doubt it will stop her from drinking. In these photos, she’s sporting her baby bump in a black and white monokini with a sheer cover-up. I am very happy for Snooki and wish her all the best.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She’s a spunky one, isn’t she? Have a great week and see you soon! And, always remember, DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!

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Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 16th, 2012
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Back by popular demand is another gallery of the very beautiful Sara Yasmina Chafak. When we featured her gallery last time, the response was overwhelming. That prompted us to give our fans just what they want. More of Sara!! In these pictures, Sarah Yasmina Chafak shines in a white halter bikini top with jewels in the center. I love those jewels. A delightful pink string bikini bottom that really makes her tan stand out. I think this is the hottest bikini I’ve seen all year so far. I have to tell my buddies about her in this bikini!

Happy Friday and I’m off on another romping weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Pauly is the newest addition to our group and he’s funny! See you soon and don’t do anything that we would do!

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Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 15th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah it’s your man – The Lance Man – back from a wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We really know how to party! I love the single life. Of course the guys wanted to bring home a few strays but it didn’t happen! We leave them at the club and go home with them if a situation arises, if you know what I mean!

Let’s get this party started with hot pictures of Danish model Nina Agdal! She’s brand new to CBG and I’m happy. This stunning lovely looks great in two separate bikinis. Awesome!! The bikini on the left is a nice white base with different color swirls throughout. She’s filling it out perfectly and giving us just enough smile to not make it cheezy. The super hot bikini on right is a black base with a pretty floral pattern. This swimsuit really brings out her healthy skin tone. I’m just really liking this girl. I’m sure since she’s a bikini model, we will bring you more pictures of her. I just might have a brand new crush.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 9th, 2012
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Back by crazy popular demand and because we received so much feedback from her pictures posted on Wednesday are more pictures of the very lovely 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton! This time Kate is sporting curves in a black and a pink bikini. Again, my head is going back and forth and I dare not pick a favorite because I’m loving them both! Her bikini fashion is flawless and not only because she looks great in a bikini but because you can’t stop looking at her unless you tear your eyes away. Now that’s a true bikini model. Go Kate!!

So..dudes and dudettes, I suppose Jenny Bikini is sipping champagne on her cruise with her fiance and I’m happy for her. No worries, yes, I’m single and I think it’s better this way. I get into far much trouble whenever I have a girlfriend. So me, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to hang out this weekend to show Pauly what Florida girls have to offer. We’re really stressing our motto to him to NOT bring home any strays. No exceptions!! Ok, have a great weekend and get ready for a spunky Jenny Bikini on Monday!! PEACE!!

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Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 8th, 2012
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Making my heart beat extra fast in a ruffly light blue bikini is very pretty Leilani Dowding. I love that name Leilani. It reminds of me Hawaii and the beauty that it beholds. In these photos Miss Dowding is splashing along in the ocean. It doesn’t look like she’s gotten her body fully wet yet but we can hope, can’t we? Even though we don’t see much of her on American TV, it’s such a pleasure that she’s gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip. It’s always fun to post pictures of this brunette haired beauty. Very nice bikini fashion always.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We added a new buddy and we call him Pauly Meathead. Pauly is Vinnie’s cousin who just moved to Florida from Brooklyn, NY. He’s fun and he’s promised to introduce us to his sister’s girlfriends who from the looks of his sister, must be hot! I have an update for you guys and sad to say that I broke up with Dr. Bikini. She was too clingy. Always texting and calling me. I roam better with my buddies. Yeah, I’m a heart breaker and they should know to stay away from me. So….anyways…

Starting out right because The Lance Man loves his fans are smoking hot pictures of 19 yr old supermodel Kate Upton. We’re lucky enough to see her model two different swimsuits and I can’t stop staring. My head is going back and from from the white bikini to the black bikini. I can’t make up my mind. Can you? Kate is looking extra hot in these pictures and BOO to those who are saying that she needs to lose weight. She’s just fine. I like curves. Kate stay like you are. Don’t listen to those who want to make you a Stepford Model Clone! Isn’t she hot?

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Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 1st, 2012
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is British popstar Tulisa Contostavlos. She was a judge on the UK version of X-Factor and is a singer-songwriter and actress. She is best known for being a member of the Camden-based hip hop group N-Dubz. Here she’s splashing along in a pool in a lovely silver bikini that shines and sparkles when the sun hits it. I’m not being a perfectionist but her posture is pretty bad. Stand up straight girl. You have a beautiful body and you’re slouching. I get that from my mom who still reminds me to stand up straight. She’s cute and I like her bikini style. I’ll probably go searching for more stuff on Tulisa just so I can share it with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne who like new girls.

Well, time sure passes quickly when you’re having fun. I guess it’s time to turn you back over to the very fun and perky Jenny Bikini (Miss Perfect 2012). Just kidding…NOT! Ok, dudes and dudettes, take care of yourselves and remember the three amigos code – DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

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Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
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One thing I pride myself on is staying on top of beauty pageant winners which is why it’s my pleasure to present to you Miss Finland 2012, Sara Yasmina Chafak. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why she won. She’s gorgeous!! I mean stunning. Here she’s enjoying a relaxing dip and getting her hair wet while wearing a very tight sparkly bikini. Yeah this is what perfection looks like. I really hope that we can find more pictures of Sara Yasmina Chafak wearing many more sexy bikinis. It’s so easy to stare at her right?

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Chelsea Hart Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah!! It’s your favorite, Mr. Lance Man, sure, I may be hung over but I made it to work!! It’s been a long weekend hanging with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. I think my girlfriend (The Bikini Doctor) is mad at me so I think I’ll send her some roses or something. Anyways, whenever the three amigos get together it’s always fun. We hung out at a club in Tampa and all I remember is bringing home a ferret. Dude…what’s in those drinks??

Ok, I think I’m developing a thing for British girls because I can’t seem to get this girl Chelsea Hart off my mind. She’s running along the beach in a well endowed pink bikini and I like it. She’s one of those girls that stars in that British TV show “The Only Way To Essex”. It seems like all the hot girls are on that show. I’ve never personally seen a full episode but from what I hear, it’s a pretty risque show. Now that’s what I’m talking about. I hope that we see much more of Chelsea running along the beach in more bikinis. Cute ankle bracelet.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
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It’s always a pleasure to showcase photos of the magnificently beautiful Candice Swanepoel. We’ve featured her fabulous photos before and each time it feels like the first. In these pictures, Candice dazzles in a multi-colored bikini and extra high orange heels. Her hair is blowing in the wind and sort of messy which is always a plus in my book. She’s stunning to look at and we are so happy whenever we can post pictures of this natural beauty.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass this over to the very spunky and happy Jenny Bikini. Until next time, remember to never bring home any strays and don’t do anything that me and my buddies would do!! PEACE!

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012
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Returning by popular demand because of so much instant feedback from her first gallery is the truly lovely Behati Prinsloo. In these photos she’s wearing a totally hot yellow and black zebra striped bikini that compliments her super slender frame. You can tell that she has unique bikini fashion sense which is totally cool. She’s causing quite a stir around the office and the guys are going wild. Keep up the great work Behati. We have our eyes on you!

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