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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 20th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes it’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne and Tony Fish. We basically hung out at a few local clubs this weekend because you know I have a girlfriend now who’s a doctor and I’m not messing that up! There was this one girl that kept following us around the club and I think Vinnie took her home. That’s a No-No dude! I’m going to have a long talk with him today about bringing home a stray. He was weak.

Alright dudes and dudettes, gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is lovely supermodel Behati Prinsloo. Who is Behati Prinsloo? She’s a Namibian model. She is known for her work as spokesmodel for the Victoria’s Secret sub-brand Pink. In these photos, Behati looks stunning in an Aztec inspired bikini that’s hugging her curves extra tight. I hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in hot bikinis. She’s beautiful!

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012
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Happy Valentine’s Day and to celebrate, we’re posing awesome pictures of hot MTV veejay Maria Menounos in a marvelous bikini. I’ve had a crush on her for years. She still looks like she did when she first started out which is basically naturally beautiful. In these photos she’s standing next to Mario Lopez (lucky guy) on his TV show “Extra” and making an announcement in a super lovely red, white and blue sparkling bikini. What I like best about Maria is that she doesn’t look like she’s had a bunch of botox or work done on her face. You can’t tell at all. Good for her!!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the prim and proper Jenny Bikini who goes around the office singing about how much she’s in love. Must be nice! Ok, until see meet again, be good and don’t do anything that me and my buddies would do. Most of all “Don’t bring home any strays!”…PEACE!

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Scarlett Johansson Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 13th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend hanging out with my best buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We made it a dude’s weekend with no girlfriends and I must say that it was really nice. We watched the movie The Hangover and drank beer which is the ultimate dude day!!

Alright, let’s get this party started with premiere pictures of Hollywood starlet – Scarlett Johansson – walking along the beach in a stunning blue bikini. This is the first time she’s appearing on CBG and we are so happy. We don’t get to see much of her in a bikini so consider this a real treat. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 10th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the super fantasic Mr. Lance Man ready to wow you with more pictures of the very lovely Kate Upton. This time she’s “wowing” us with two more bikinis that her curves are pouring into. I’m loving the pink and blue polka dot bikini on the left that is screaming hot hot hot! Kate shines brightly in a pretty pink and white bikini that shows you just why she’s one of the most popular supermodels in the world. We’re big fans of yours Kate!!

Wow, time passes so fast when you’re having fun. Happy Friday and have a cool weekend. I plan on spending it with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. They were kinda getting jealous that I was spending so much time with my girlfriend the Dr. Bikini Doctor. All I know is no matter what we do this weekend, I need to be a good boy! I think I can do that. Who am I kidding!! Talk soon!! PEACE!

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 6th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, I know you’ve missed The Lance Man and I’m back to spoil you with the hottest celebrities in their sexiest bikinis!! I’m back from a spectacular weekend with my new girlfriend Dr. Bikini Doctor. She’s awesome. There is something about older women that I like. Maybe it’s because they are more secure about themselves and can get super frisky too. Oh well, eat your hearts out.

Let’s welcome back to CBG the very stunning supermodel Kate Upton who is gracing us with two different bikinis this time. The photo on the left shows her posing hot in an all black bikini with delicate chains on the side. The awesome picture on the right shows Kate Upton wearing a sensational pink and yellow bikini that really compliments the highlights of her blonde locks. I just so happen to think that Kate looks fabulous in anything. It’s always a pleasure Kate. Keep them coming.

Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Until next time, don’t party too hearty and never bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 3rd, 2012
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Sure, I’m a little scorched because I didn’t get to post pictures of the Victoria Secrets model, but that’s ok because I get to present these lovely pictures of Leilani Dowding walking around on a beach in a very dangerous and striking colorful bikini that fits her to a T. She’s very beautiful with super flat abs, flawless thighs and a smile that could melt your heart. My buddy Vinnie Lasagne is in love with her.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, have a great weekend and don’t do anything that I would even think about doing. Stay safe and see you soon!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the mind blowing Mr. Lance Man back from a fabulous all expenses paid weekend with my new girlfriend who is a doctor! Don’t hate me because I can pull them in. I call her the Bikini Doctor because when I met her she was wearing a bikini and looks great!!

Ok, let’s get this party started with more pictures of your favorite up and coming Hollywood starlet Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini slip. I never thought I would see anything like this. My dreams have come true. Looks like Vanessa had a bikini mishap and you won’t get any complaints from me. 🙂 Nice bikini!

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 27th, 2012
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Looking much older and more mature is Hollywood starlet Vanessa Hudgens. I like her because she’s a clean cut girl whose name isn’t smeared all over the tabloids in a negative manner. Although never say never, right? Vanessa looks amazing in a deep red bikini while out enjoying a dip in the cool ocean. I’m not sure if she’s dating anyone right now. People say it’s always better when a person is single so they’ll appeal to more audiences. I don’t agree with that because I have the hots for quite a few of the celebrity wives and MILFs out there in movie land. Anyways, we have our eyes on you Vanessa!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass this back over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She walks around the office in a daze because of her new relationship and I think that’s cool and I really hope it lasts long for all of our sakes. lol. Have a great weekend because I know I will. I’m meeting up with the Bikini Doctor (that’s my nickname for her) this weekend. I’ll give you a full report next time but from the looks of it, she’s a keeper for now. I just hope she can deal with my lifestyle. Alright, remember, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

Maryse Ouellet Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 26th, 2012
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is the truly beautiful Maryse Ouellet. She’s a French Canadian glamour model, professional wrestler, and business woman, better known simply as Maryse. She is best known for her time with WWE between 2006 and 2011. It’s amazing what a good plastic surgeon and some makeup can do although she does have some natural beauty. If you have a wrestler girlfriend, you pretty much just compliment her all of the time because you know she could probably take you down. If not physically, then surely emotionally because most female wrestlers these days are gorgeous! Either way, they win.

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey and Hey!! Yes, it’s your #1 man, the Lance Man back from a wild weekend in Miami with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagna. It was super out of control just like we love it. We didn’t bring home any strays but I did meet a very interesting lady who caught my interest. She’s a doctor (Surgeon!) but you wouldn’t know it by the looks of her hot bod in a bikini!! Let’s just say, she’s coming up to visit.

Alright let’s get this party started with these mind blowing pictures of supermodel Kate Upton in a bikini photo shoot. She’ll always tickle my fancy. Does she know how hot she looks in her bikinis? I’m totally loving the way they’ve incorporated the knee high tube socks. Very cool. She’s totally flawless and it’s very great to see her anytime.

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 19th, 2012
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Nicole Scherzinger is my #1 crush (well next to the Victoria Secret models) and this is why! She looks stunning in anything she puts on. We’re showing her in two different bikinis in her native land of Hawaii. One good thing (well it’s good to me), is that she just recently split from her race car driver boyfriend. Call me Nicole!! I couldn’t care if Nicole was wearing a potato sack, she’s forever dreamy. Good luck with your new CD and I really hope that you get back with the Pussycat Dolls because that’s when you shine your best!!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, the Lance Man needs to turn this over to Miss Jenny “Spunky” Bikini. I don’t know where she gets all of her energy from because all she seems to do is stay at home and watch movies with her boyfriend. Oh well, go figure. Seems like my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne and I are heading to Miami this weekend. Mainly so Vinnie can escape from the stray that he bought home last week and who is calling his cellphone every hour on the hour. Oh dude!! That’s why we say, “Don’t bring home any strays!!” Until next time, PEACE!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Olivia Palermo Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
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Looking very slender in a blue bikini is the awesome looking Olivia Palermo. If you don’t remember her right off, it’s because this is the first time we’re showcasing photos of Olivia Palermo on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we’re so happy. She was born February 28, 1986 and is an American socialite, model and actress. She was a cast member of the reality television show The City. Remember her now? It’s a pleasure to show her pictures and we’re going to keep our eyes open for more pictures of her.

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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Yes it’s the Lance Man always ready to move and groove you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis!!! Back from a relaxing weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We just basically hung out locally, although we did hook up with these cool babes at a club and sorry but Vinnie did bring home a stray. He’s paying for it now. Lol

Where is she now? That’s what I was just thinking about the cute and cuddly Mischa Barton. For a while Mischa was getting lots of bad press but it seems that she’s doing much better. She looks rather plan but cute in a polka dot bikini top. I wish we could see her in the entire bikini but maybe that’s asking for too much! Oh well, I’ll keep wishing.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012
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Always looking hot and stunning in whatever she wears is the very stunning Victoria Silvstedt. It must be so nice just to sit around and get a nice tan all day long. I wonder if she has a boy-toy because The Lance Man is available. I think it’s really nice that Vicky has stopped with all of the plastic surgery to her face. She’s actually very beautiful in the face and it was getting out of hand. Right now she looks really good. Keep up the great work Victoria.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini and I know she’ll take great care of you. She loves her CBG fans as you probably well know. Have a great week and not quite sure what my buddies Vinnie Lasagne and Tony Fish are up to this weekend but you can bet it’s gonna be hot!! PEACE!

Photo Credit: Fame

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012
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She’s free and single!! Oh how I’ve waited so long for this day! Here’s pop sensation Katy Perry gracing our pages as a Miss. She’s technically still a Mrs. because her divorce hasn’t gone through yet but that never stopped me! Katy looks great in a grey bikini. She’s extremely well endowed and that’s one of the things that I like about her so much!!! Right now the word is that Katy is hanging out with her bestie Rhianna who is consoling her. Oh Katy, I can console you!