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Hey Hey Hey!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful New Year celebration and I’m so looking forward to sharing this new year with you!!! So let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of supermodel Elle MacPherson sporting a lovely burgundy bikini. Guys are still going crazy over her and you can see why. She’s flawless and really knows how to wear a bikini. I’ve always had a crush on her.
Oh wow here is my favorite crush Maria Menounos walking along the beach in a fabulous blue bikini. Isn’t she wonderful. She’s stunning and always looks like the first time I saws her on MTV. She seems to alawys carry a great smile on her face which is so uplifting. She’s the kind of girl that I’d like to hang out with in person although others may disagree with that.
Anyways, it’s time to rest up for this crazy holiday New Year weekend so I’ll just stay at home with Tony and Vinnie and rent our favorite movies (Scarface, The Goodfellas and The Hangover I and II if we can get it!) So until then, party hard but don’t bring home any strays!
Happy New Year!!!! Hey Hey Hey, it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne!!! Lots of guys want to be us and I can’t blame them because we do lead pretty adventurous lives. I mean, I have celeb dudes calling me up every weekend asking where we are headed so they’ll be there be to because they know we attract ALL over the lovely ladies!! This New Year is one to remember!! I hope your was as well.
Ok, let’s get started with these awesome pictures of Rita Rusic hanging around in a swirly type of halter top and matching bottom. She looks really great for her age and her bikini style is always on point. Keep up the great work Rita.
Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy New Year!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man wishing you a Happy New Year because the next time I post pictures of your favorite celebs in hot bikinis will be 2012!! What an interesting year it’s been. I had all sorts of girlfriends, women friends and almost babies but I came through “untouched!”. Wish I could say the same for my buddy Tony Fish who is having twins with my ex-girlfriend. Oh well!
Since we received such positive feedback from Courtney Stodden’s first gallery with her posing with Santa, we thought we’d bring her back in a solo set so you can see just Courtney. She looks great in her red bikini but I just think she’s trying too hard to be “grown up”. You’ll have plenty of time for that when you’re 40 Courtney and trying to look 17.
Ok, folks, remember don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do over this New Year weekend and don’t drink and drive!! Be safe and see you next year!!
Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy Holidays!! Yeah, it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful Christmas vacation day and ready to get back to showing you awesome pictures of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis!! I hope Santa was good to you as he was to me.
Ok, gracing the pages of CBG for the first time is future drama queen, Courtney Stodden. She looks much older than 17 yrs old in her pictures here with Santa. Maybe it’s because her hubby is 51 yrs old and she’s just mature for her age. She’s wearing a bright red Santa’s helper bikini in the snow. Oh boy it has to be freezing out there but anything for a promo! Courtney lists herself as a model, actress and singer so keep your eyes open for more from her.
Well, it’s time to pass this over to Ms. Jenny Bikini. She keeps going around saying that soon she’ll be a “Mrs.”, oh yeah but not yet Jenny. We live in the Hollywood world and anything can happen between now and your wedding and who knows, it might not even last 72 days. But I hope for her nervous breakdown sake it does. lol…just teasing Jenny! Ok, talk soon and keep enjoying the holidays because I am! PEACE!!
I knew once you saw those first pictures of Aida Yespica that you’d want to see more!! Well, we’re here to please our readers so here are more pictures of this lovely Venezuelan beauty. This time I’m spoiling you with pictures of her in blue multi-colored bikini with pictures from the front, side and back. Look at those abs!! My buddy Tony Fish is already in love with her and wants to book a flight to Venezuela for this weekend. Hey, you never know. We’re the three amigos (me, Tony and Vinnie) and where ever they go, I go!
I’d also like to wish a Merry Christmas to you and your entire family. Thank you for being a loyal Celebrity Bikini Gossip reader. We appreciate you and are always looking for the hottest celebs in the sexiest bikinis and bring them to you. Have a great weekend and see you soon!
Hey Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, it’s me, the Lance Man back from ANOTHER crazy weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We went there to retrace our steps because we got so trashed last time but all we did was get trashed AGAIN! It wasn’t a pretty sight folks and we’re a family website, so…
Alright, I’m proud to present for the first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip pictures of the stunning Aida Yespica. Who is Aida Yespica? She’s a Venezuelan beauty queen and model. I think she’s going to be my brand new crush. Isn’t she lovely walking around in a magenta colored bikini? She’s truly breath taking and I’m so happy to be the first to post pictures of her. I’d really like to just take the rest of this post to sit back and admire her pictures so please excuse me.
It’s always a pleasure to post pictures of Danica Patrick. In this gallery she looks “wow” in a black and white striped bikini that fits her perfectly. She looks like she’s the type of gal that’s athletic which is always a plus in my book. Hey Danica, call me and maybe we can get together with my buddy Vinnie Lasagne and one of your girlfriends. We like hanging out at the beach too.
Ok, still recovering from this past weekend and our plans for this weekend is to fly back down to Mexico and retrace our steps! All I can remember from last weekend was a donkey, tequila and dirt. Our hotel room was totally trashed but we can’t remember doing it! Oh well, the life of a bachelor. And, happy to hear about Jenny Bikini’s engagement, lucky girl, hope it lasts longer than the average Hollywood engagement which is about 3.4 months. Until next time, don’t bring home any strays and PEACE!!!
Gracing the pages of CBG again is very beautiful Danica Patrick. She’s been on our site before and it’s a delight every time. In these photos she looks very focused in a bright red bikini on the beach. You can see that Danica’s bikini fashion is right on and that’s something that I really admire. Keep up the awesome work Danica and I’ve got my eyes on you. Oh btw, my buddy Vinnie Lasagne says he loves you.
Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man and dudes it’s been an extra long weekend. Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and I just flew in from Mexico! I felt like we were in the movie Hangover II. I can’t even remember if we bought home any strays! Maybe by the time I’ve finished this post about this super hot newbie to CBG, I will remember something!
Let’s hear it for the very beautiful Federica Nargi. It’s her first time on our site and we are so very happy. This stunning beauty is an Italian showgirl, dancer and model. Did you even need to ask? She’s awesome!! I think she’s going to be my new crush for 2012. In these photos, it looks like she’s enjoying game of beach paddle. I really hope to see much more of this lovely authentic Italian babe.
P.S. Still can’t remember anything about the weekend. I hope Tony and Vinnie can or else we night be in store for some trouble.
Hey, let’s welcome a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Her name is Jill Martin. So far, I’ve seen her interviewing basketball players but not much else except for her walking along the beach in a stunning shiny silver bikini top and black bikini bottoms. I’d like to get to know Ms. Martin much more so stay tuned for more pictures of her in the future.
Alright, gals and guys, turning this over to Ms. Jenny Bikini although we know that she wishes she were Mrs. Gerald What’s-his-name. I’m just teasing. I’m happy for Jenny!! Ok, since all of the Christmas decorations are up, Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne and I are going out on the town. Who knows where we’ll end up but I’ll let you know when I get back!! Until next time, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!
Photo Credit: FAME
Officially a MILF is the still very sexy Cindy Crawford. I remember there were days when I would sit at my desk and cry over pictures of her because she’s so hot!! And she’s still super hot. I love MILFs and she really doesn’t even look her age. So let’s celebrate that 45 is the new 35! She’s hanging out on the beach wearing a lovely snake skin type bikini that looks marvelous on her figure. We all know that her bikini fashion sense is magnificent. Cindy, I still love you!
Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man ready to rock your world with the grooviest pictures of celebs in sweet bikinis!! The Christmas decorations are all up and had a great time with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne. We invited over a few ladies to help and it turned out to be a very Merry holiday if you know what I mean!! Ok, let’s bring out the bikinis!!
Back by popular demand are more pictures of Amy Childs. Remember, that she’s an English model, beautician, reality television participant and television presenter from Essex. She is best known for being an original cast member on The Only Way Is Essex. She left the show to pursue other career options. It looks like she’s hanging out wearing a lovely white bikini indoors somewhere. Probably some fashion shoot but who cares, all I know is that she’s super hot. White bikinis are my favorite.
Photo Credit: WENN
s an English model, beautician, reality television participant and television presenter from Essex. She is best known for being an original cast member on The Only Way Is Essex. She left the show to pursue other career options.
Walking along the beach wearing AWESOME bikinis are Sam Faiers (the blonde) and Jessica Wright (the brunette). These ladies are in the UK cast of the reality TV show “The Only Way is Essex” (TOWIE). See, when I’m hanging out at the beach, these are the types of girls that I love to gaze at, don’t you? Hopefully one day, they’ll come on over to the states and star on someone’s reality TV show over here too. These ladies are my new crushes.
Ok, folks, it’s time to pass this back over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini or shall I call her Mrs. Gerald. No they’re not married yet but she sure acts like it. What’s his last name btw? Oh well, I’m going to put up Christmas decorations and my tree this weekend along with my buddies Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne and we’ll probably invite a few ladies over to help. So you know it’s gonna be hot!! Until next time, be great to yourself and don’t bring home any strays!!! PEACE!
Happy Birthday Miley! She just celebrated her 19th birthday on November 23rd. Sorry I couldn’t be there Miley but I was there in spirit. Miley looks awesome in this gallery of her wearing a grey bikini at the beach. One thing that I like about Miley is that she’s not afraid to be herself no matter what the press says and that’s the makings of a real superstar. Her bikini fashion is right on!