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Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 10th, 2014
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a hearty week with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds. They’re much more loyal than some of the ladies that I’ve come in contact with. Especially Joseline, remember her? Well it turns out that she has a boyfriend and he came looking for me. All had to do was say that. So for the past week, I’ve been ducking and dodging but not anymore. If he wants to take on my and my buds, then come on!

Alright, now that I’m all hyped up, let’s start the week out with some hot pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden looking extra delicious in a black bikini. She’s separated from her hubby and has been seen around town with a bunch of available guys. It’s like she is experiencing life for the first time, so she says. Anyways, she’s playing some kind of racketball on the beach with one of her flunkie dudes and what’s wrong with me? I wanna play too.

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Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 31st, 2014
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Lady Victoria Hervey can do no wrong in this mixed and matched green bikini top and cream bikini bottom beachside. Her figure is flawless. She knows just how to accessorize with a beautiful necklace and lovely bracelets draping over her slender figure. Her body would beat the average 25 year old body at her age of 37 yrs old. She’s the perfect cougar for me and I wish she would call me.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to rush you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini because she gets so anxious about reporting and communicating with our readers. She really adores you all. As for me, I’m a free spirit. I like you all because I’m a dude and I’m not gonna say that I love you all because some of you are dudes. Ha!! Anyways, not sure what my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend. Maybe I will call up Joseline and see if she wants to come up and visit from Mexico. If that happens then she will need to bring along 3 of her friends to keep my buddies busy or they will keep bothering me while I’m trying to get my groove on. Don’t worry, I will keep you posted. So until next time. PEACE!

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Cara Delevinge Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 30th, 2014
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Showcasing her slim model figure in a blue bikini, the model of the moment put the stresses of the past year behind her as she enjoyed a day of fun in the sun with her nearest and dearest. Her figure is outstanding and although she’s not over 40, she’s still cute and I might date her at the age of 21. She’s probably making a lot of money so that’s a big incentive for me. Keep up the great work and I’ll think about it.

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Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
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She may be in Miami ostensibly to attend the Art Basel show, but socialite-turned-actor Lady Victoria Hervey is also using her time in the sunny American city to top up her tan and parade her slew of itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis. Wearing a skimpy grey bikini over the weekend she teamed the look with some costume jewellery and, of course, a pair of ubiquitous designer sunglasses. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.

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Cara Delevinge Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014
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Don’t worry, be happy! Cara Delevingne reveals mystery inking on her chest as she makes a splash during festive break in Barbados. She recently offered fans an alternative guide to Christmas, but with the festive fun over Cara Delevingne got down to the serious business of celebrating Christmas – far, far away from British shores. Indeed, the willowy model was spotted wading into the surf during a year-end break at the luxurious Heron Bay resort in sunny Barbados – the native home of close pal Rihanna. But while the Bajan songstress celebrated Christmas with her family on the other side of the island, Cara was making a splash in the ocean a mere stone’s throw from her holiday retreat – and revealed was appeared to be a distinctive tattooed quote on her chest while she wore a tie-dyed blue bandeau bikini beachside. Very interesting.

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Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 27th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, you know it’s me the deliciously yummy Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re best buddies for life. We hung out in Cancun, Mexico during these past few weeks that it was freezing cold in the states and we didn’t miss it here for anything. We managed to meet up with some very hot Mexican cougars who showed us all a very good time. I even gave out my phone number to a pretty lady named Joseline. Let’s see how this one works out. She’s 52 and perfect. I dream of Joseline day and night. lol

Alright, let’s get started with another one of my favorite cougars and that is Lady Victoria Hervey. Although most people like to wear as little as possible while on the beach, Lady Victoria Hervey has proved that she’s not one for convention. The 37 year-old socialite has been enjoying time at the beach in Barbados and this time she looks so striking in a blue bikini, swapping the snow for the sand. Her latest attempt at beachwear has surprised onlookers – even by her standards. Hot!

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Demi Moore Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 17th, 2014
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I wanted to end this week off on a very wonderful note with more pictures of hot cougar Demi Moore showing off delicious curves in a two-toned black and white striped and mauve bikini. Just by looking at her body alone, you wouldn’t think she was even in her 30’s let alone in her 50’s. She gives these younger actresses a run for their money, don’t you think?

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always excited to post pictures of hot celebs in sexy bikinis so she says. This weekend my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to Mexico because it’s already hot here in Florida and we’re not trying to go to cold weather and it’s nice and toasty down in Mexico. Plus the ladies down there are so friendly. Remember to stay warm and comfy where you’re at. Remember to NEVER bring home any strays and don’t do anything that we do because you may get arrested. Ok, folks, until next time PEACE!!

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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 16th, 2014
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Kelly Bensimon takes her love of the gym too far as she displays her VERY hard body in a white bikini. She clearly works hard to maintain her figure. But it seems Kelly Bensimon may have taken her love of working out too far, judging by the incredibly hard body she displayed as she hit the beach in a white bikini on Sunday. The 45-year-old former Real Housewives Of New York City star showed off her chiselled abs and muscular arms as she strutted her stuff in the halterneck two-piece. Now this is what I call supreme Cougar-Goodness!! Call me Kelly!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014
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Working her way up to cougar-goodness is actress and mom Gwyneth Paltrow hitting the beach in a two-piece pink patterned bikini. If, like the rest of us, Gwyneth Paltrow piled on some extra weight over the Christmas period it didn’t appear to show when she stripped off for a dip in the ocean this week. The 41-year-old actress revealed a nicely toned and slender frame as she hit the beach in a pink, printed bikini by Melissa Odabash during her current stay in Hawaii with husband Chris Martin and their two children – Apple, nine, and seven-year-old Moses. Keep up the great work.

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Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014
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Another hot cougar is talk show host Bethenny Frankel looking amazing in a black and white patterned bikini at the beach. Skinnygirl founder Bethenny– who has a three-year-old daughter Bryn, lived up to her name in a tiny string bikini. The black and white two-piece showed off her toned tummy as the mother-of-one waded around in the surf. She protected her face with a large hat and sunglasses and added a long chain that ran all the way down over her stomach. Nice abs!

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Demi Moore Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 13th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most fabulous, tremendously awesome and fashionable Mr. Lance Man back from a crazy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead! We’re the three muskateers and we’re out of control. What did we do? Well we chartered a yacht and invited some pretty ladies and sailed for a day and it was lots of fun. The only problem is that we had to bring along Vinnie’s sister who tried to block our every move. Ugh!! We did end up getting some nice bikini views and played some games on the boat but it wasn’t the same with his little sister around who was craving for attention at 18 yrs old. Why did he bring her along! We could have really had a smoking good time but we had to be on our best behavior so Vinnie’s mom wouldn’t get mad. Next time no family strays!!

Alright, let’s get the week started with one of the hottest cougars on the planet and that’s hot Demi Moore! She looks even better than her own daughters and I’ll just say that right off the bat!! Demi is hanging out showing smoking hot curves in a black bikini and it’s amazing. She’s ageless and one of the hottest older women actresses out there. I wish they would give her a show that we can just sit back and watch her every week. How do we get that ball rollin??? Ashton you’re crazy for leaving her.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 3rd, 2014
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One of the hottest cougars around happens to be model Victoria Silvstedt who seems to stay flawless as the years pass by. We’ve been showcasing pictures of Victoria for years now and she hasn’t aged a moment. Hmmm…what’s her secret? She may be one year away from turning 40, but Victoria Silvstedt hardly looked middle-aged when she hit the beach in Miami. The 39-year-old Swedish model – who has featured on over 500 magazine covers – wore a peach-coloured bikini while soaking up the sun during her Christmas vacation. Thanks to the vibrant neon of the two-piece swimsuit, Victoria’s tan has never looked more bronze.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the super spunky Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is very sad whenever she’s not conversing or posting so I know she’s very anxious to get her skinny hands on the keyboard. Again, Happy New Year and I hope that you accomplish everything that you’re putting your mind to. If not, that’s ok, there is always next year, right? Ok, not sure what me and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to do this weekend but believe me, it’s going to be very memorable. I’ll fill you in on all the details next time!! OK, PEACE!

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Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 2nd, 2014
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DWTS’ Cheryl Burke shows off her flawless dancer’s body in grey two-piece as she soaks up the sun in Hawaii. She didn’t go home with the trophy in this year’s series of Dancing With the Stars. But if awards were given for beach bodies, Cheryl Burke would definitely be getting a prize. The 29-year-old dancer showed off her incredible figure in a stunning grey bikini as she enjoyed sunny rays on a beach. Hoping you win it this year Cheryl!

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Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 1st, 2014
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Happy New Year!!!! I hope you don’t have too bad of a hangover because I do! I’m just waking up because I’m working today and wouldn’t dare miss an opportunity to showcase these pictures of the very beautiful model Brooklyn Decker who is showing off delicious curves in a zig-zagged colorful one-piece swimsuit with the back out. While she has countless magazine covers to her name, Brooklyn perhaps remains best known for her work for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues, most notably the 2010 cover. She has also made forays into the acting world, appearing in What To Expect When You Are Expecting. Unfortunately guys, Brooklyn is married to now retired tennis player Andy Roddick. Plus she’s too young for me to insert into my current cougar fantasies. So giving her a decade or two to catch up!

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Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013
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I love cougars and from the looks of it, Stephanie Seymour, age 45, has become one of my newest crushes also. Her emergence from the sea was something reminiscent of Botticelli’s The Birth Of Venus. Stephanie Seymour most certainly proved that she is still the envy of women across the world as she flaunted her impeccable physique whilst holidaying in St Barts. The American model was spotted frolicking in the strong waves in a floral red and white two-piece bikini alongside her friends and family on Christmas Day. Awesome.

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