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Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 30th, 2013
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Oh yeah, hey hey hey!!! It’s me the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a boss weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie wants a job here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip but my boss turned him down because he’s too lazy. He doesn’t want to get up before noon and he has to eat a big plate of sausage and spaghetti before he does anything. My boss says he can’t afford that. Oh well Vinnie looks like you’ll have to stay living at home. Don’t worry buddy, we’ll help you find something that’s suited for you!! Until then just hang out with me and the rest of the boys! We love you dude!

Alright, as some of you already know, I’m a freak for cougars and I happen to currently have a crush on Lady Victoria Hervey right now. Who is she? Well, she’s a 37 yr old English model, socialite, aristocrat, and former “It girl”. Her blood line is very royal but all I care about is that she’s rich and older than me. In these pictures, Lady Victoria Hervey wows Miami in her sexy itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini while working on her autobiography. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 20th, 2013
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Back for another few minutes of fame is reality TV diva Heidi Montag. Figured I bring her back for another 15 minutes of fame because I feel so sorry for her spending up her 10 million dollars. Don’t you? Heidi does look svelte in a yellow floral bikini and it looks like she’s using what her momma gave her to earn back some of that money. Will it work? Only time will tell. You can be the judge.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m so ready to head out again with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead, Vinnie Lasagne and our new friend Tommy the Junk. Tommy is hilarious. He cracks jokes all of the time and keeps us entertained so he’s going to hang out with us for a while. At least until his wife starts acting funny about it. Alright, it’s the holidays so be good to yourself and the ones that you love. I’m not spending any money on anyone except myself but I’m accepting presents so feel free to drop something off for me at the office anytime. Next up is Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is so festive around the office, it’s sickening. So until next time!! Happy Holidays!!! Also, remember, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!!!

Catherine Guidici Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 19th, 2013
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Soon to be Mrs. Sean Lowe is super cute Catherine Guidici showing off her hot bikini body in a yellow bikini at the beach. Looks like constant workouts in preparation for her January 26 wedding to Bachelor star Sean Lowe have paid off. On Saturday Catherine Giudici looked sizzling in a neon yellow bikini as she sunbathed with friends in Miami. The day out was part of a weekend long bachelorette celebration with over a dozen girlfriends. On Sunday the 27-year-old tweeted, ‘Life is fun. I am lucky to have the coolest chicks to call my friends!’ Where was my invitation? Guys can go to girl’s bachelorette parties these days…I would have stripped.

Dani Mathers Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 18th, 2013
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She started off 2013 with a bang after being named Playboy’s Miss January. It seems scooping the award has done wonders for glamour model Dani Mathers, as she was spotted taking part in an advertising shoot in Los Angeles on Sunday. The 24-year-old wore just a bikini as she sauntered around Venice beach for the photography session. The blonde beauty looked stunning as she pranced around in the surf with a bottle of the 138 water in her hand. With her bronzed skin and long locks hanging loose around her shoulders and she looked every inch a California girl. Wearing a bright multi-coloured string bikini the blonde showed off the figure that earned her the title of Playboy’s Miss January.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 17th, 2013
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Back on the scene because she claims she’s broke and has spent all of her 10 million dollars is reality TV star Heidi Montag. I saw the spot where she was with her hubby talking about how they would buy $4k bottles of champagne and only get one sip from sharing it with their friends. I wish I were their friends. Well, she’s looking proportioned and normal in a blue bikini. I’m glad she stopped with all that plastic surgery before it became out of hand. But, I think if she came into another 10 million, it would start up all over again. That’s just my opinion and normally I’m right.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 16th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah!!! It’s me the dynamic, fantastic, super handsome and divine Mr. Lance Man back from a cool weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out with Pauly’s cousin – Tommy the Junk – don’t ask me why he’s named that. He has a boat and fast cars and that’s all I care about. Tommy’s married but his wife is really cool and she let him take us out on his private yacht with a bunch of pretty babes along for the ride. Now that’s the kind of wife I want. Once who knows that it’s all just for fun and I’m going to come home to her. If you know anybody like that and she’s rich, please point her in my direction.

Ok, let’s start off this week with one of my favorite Victoria Secret Angels – Alessandra Ambrosio. I tell you that woman looks great in anything she puts on. In these pics she’s wearing a black bikini and looking quite slender I may add. All eyes are meant to be on the art this week in Miami, but Alessandra Ambrosio quickly changed that. The 32-year-old showed exactly why she is Victoria’s Secret’s top Angel, hitting the beach in a barely there bikini. While the model’s aim was to cool down, she made more than a few temperatures rise as she frolicked in the light blue ocean.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 6th, 2013
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Candice Swanepoel shows off her desirable curves in a delightful pastel green bikini while her long blonde hair flows freely in the wind. Her blue eyes are deeply penetrating and mysterious at the same time. All supermodels look so hot when they pout their lips out like she’s doing. She’s one of the highest paid and most in demand supermodels all over the world and you can see why. Yeah, sure, I’d date her mom too if she’s single. At least you know someone in their family has money. I’m such a brut..yeah, but you still gotta love me.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the prim and proper Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is perfect in every way. Her wedding anniversary is coming up soon but I hope she doesn’t expect me to get her a present. I’m broke and live check to check. Anyways, I’m surprised it lasted this long because she’s demanding and sometimes too sweet but her husband is just like her “perky perky perky” so they’re a match made in heaven. So…I’m not sure what my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend but I’m sure it’s going to involve the cops. (just kidding)…so…just remember to never bring home any strays..especially during this holiday season because you’ll never get rid of them. PEACE!!!

Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 5th, 2013
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Nina Agdal sure knows how to warm up a rare cold Californian day. The 21-year-old bought her own brand of sunshine as she braved the elements to shoot a campaign for an accessories line while wearing a sexy pink bikini on Friday.
The Danish stunner was ever the professional as she had to strip down to the barely-there garments on a Los Angeles beach. Her boyfriend is George from the pop-group “The Wanted” and again, how did he land a babe like her? Do I need to rent out a guitar and take some singing lessons to land a supermodel?

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013
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Back by popular demand are vivacious and vivid pictures of supermodel Behati Prinsloo posing in a green and blue bikini on a photo shoot in St. Barts. All I can say is “How in the world did Adam Levine” land her? She’s too high class and stunning to go out with a dude like him. She’s more my type. Although I would probably like to date her mom too if her mom is single. I’m into cougars and if Behati is that beautiful, then you know that her mom is even more hot.

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013
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Candice Swanepoel puts her incredible figure on display in skimpy coral two-piece for beachside Victoria’s Secret shoot. Candice Swanepoel has been named cover model of Victoria’s Secret’s highly-esteemed swimsuit catalogue. The 25-year-old ‘Angel’ proved why as she assumed a few provocative poses on a beach in St Bart’s on Friday during the latest photo shoot for the lingerie company. She was wearing the coral two-piece set from next season’s swimsuit collection, a hue that showed off her golden tan to perfection.

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 2nd, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey! Oh yeah, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy Thanksgiving holiday with great friends and family members. I ate so much that I passed out to sleep during eating my third plate. By that time the turkey sleep had overcome me and I couldn’t take it anymore. I hope that you enjoyed yourself too.

Alright, I’m thinking that Christmas has come early because I get to post pictures of the hottest babes in bikinis this week. I did a double take when my boss told me who I would get to talk about. I’m so happy! First up is the beautiful Behati Prinsloo. She’s Adam Levine’s fiance but that doesn’t stop us guys from staring her down in this lovely pink and yellow trimmed bikini. Very nice fashion. There is more to come from this stunning beauty while she’s on a photo shoot in St. Barts. This is only the beginning so guys, get out your drooling bibs.

Monika Jagaciak Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 22nd, 2013
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Back by popular demand are more pictures of stunning 19 yr old supermodel Monika Jagaciak. In these pictures, she’s looking divine in a electric blue one-piece suit with a halter top. With her hair blowing in the wind and the sun kissing her hair, this delightful brunette beauty is going to stop guys in their tracks with her natural beauty. Keep your eyes and ears wide open for more on this lovely.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, I hope that you have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday and remember to eat hearty because that’s what me any my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to do. The best thing about the holidays are the cute girls that come out of the woodwork because they’re on vacation. We plan on hitting some of the clubs in the evenings and just hang out locally. We’re planning on a big ski trip in a few weeks so gotta save up for that. I sure hope I can meet a cougar babe along the way who could pay for all of my expenses. At least I’m honest. Alright everyone, take care and remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

Doris Hofmann – Miss Austria 2013 – Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 21st, 2013
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It’s bikini and ballgown round at Miss Universe! Beauty queens battle it out in fake tan and frilly dresses. Miss Austria 2013, Doris Hofmann, looks angelic in a red bikini that all of the contestants were wearing but for some reason, hers just looks extra special. She was able to strut her stuff around and pose for the cameras to show off what’s impressive about her. Very hot!

Jillian Michaels Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013
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Finally gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip is Biggest Loser star Jillian Michaels hanging out with her son. Jillian manages to keep herself in tip top shape and looks great in a white bikini top and blue jean shorts. Her abs are tight and she doesn’t look skinny. You can see that she’s the type of woman that likes to maintain curves and that’s ok by me.

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013
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She has been linked to a number of younger men in the last few months. But it seems that Real Housewives star Brandi Glanville is keeping her men on their toes, and seems to know just how to keep them interested. The 40-year-old star showed off her amazing bikini body last week, as she played with her pet pooch by the pool wearing a bright red bikini.