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Malishka Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 28th, 2011
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What’s up dudes and dudettes!!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back in full effect!! Let’s get this party started with some hot pictures of Malishka. Who is Malishka? She’s a Bollywood actress who is storming the scene these days. I thinks he’s super erotic and hot. She’s hanging out on the beach in a very colorful swimsuit that looks awesome! I love it. I like colorful swimsuits and this really caught my eye. I told my boss that we just had to put her up. So yeah she’s new so let’s give her a warm welcome. I even love her name Malishka.

As you know we are working really hard out in the field to give you some awesome photos for this Summer. We appreciate and love you here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip and want to give you the highest quality and rarest pictures of super celebrities in bikinis.

Oh, guess what happened with Brittany just today? She showed up at my job and tried to get in to see me. My boss asked who she was and she told my boss that she was my new Fiancee. My boss told me that he laughed so hard, that he almost choked on his lunch. My boss knows I go with Barbie and Bambi. He told her that I was busy and that he’d give me the message. The girl wouldn’t leave so he had to call security to come and escort her out of the building. Lmao! She’s a stalker dude! Wait until I tell Barbie and Bambi (her sisters who are my twin girlfriends).

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 21st, 2011
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What’s up!!! It’s the Lance Man in the house ready to rock your world with the coolest pics of naughty celebrities in cute bikinis. As you all may know, the Celebrity Bikini Gossip family are all out in the field working on getting the hottest pictures for this Summer. We are working extra hard and want to thrill and delight you with some of most magnificent photos of celebrities in sweet bikinis. I’m loving the new photos and can’t wait to reveal them all.

Right now, I want to show off these hot pics of Doutzen Kroes in a blazing HOT photo shoot! She is so fine! You all know I’m a Victoria Secret Angel lover and somewhat stalker..lol…so these pics of Doutzen are blowing my mind.

I heard that she’s married and that’s too bad. Bad for me but good for her hubby. (Insert sad face here).

Well, I’m still going through the drama with Barbie, Bambi and Brittany. Brittany wrote me a love letter and she had the nerve to give it to Barbie (her sister and my girlfriend) so she’d give it to me. Instead of tearing it up, Barbie gave it to me and made me read it in front of her. Brittany wrote all of this wild and naughty stuff and I couldn’t help but laugh. Barbie says she’s gonna stomp her sister but I told her to just let it rest. It’s just a crush and it will boil over soon. I just hope it does before she turns into the ultimate fatal attraction..get my drift.

Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 14th, 2011
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Heyyyyyy my sweet babies. It’s Jenny Bikini here! The CBG crew is working really hard out in the field working to bring you the best celebs in hot bikinis you’ve ever seen!! We can’t wait to blow your mind with all that we have for this Summer. You guys are amazing and we appreciate you stopping by every day and we loooooove all of your wonderful comments! Well if you didn’t get enough of her on the TV show The Hills, she’s back here on our site for another great gallery. It’s Whitney Port looking fabulous in a blue and white striped bikini. Isn’t she lovely. Right now she’s working on a bunch of projects that will showcase her many talents. We’re looking forward to seeing lots of you this Summer Whitney!!!! We love you!!!

Deena Nicole Cortese Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 7th, 2011
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Hellllooooo my wonderful babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back from the field ready to share some awesome pictures of hot celebs in awesome bikinis. Guess who we have??? It’s Deena Nicole Cortese from the hit TV reality show The Jersey Shore! Yes, it’s her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we want to welcome her to our family. Deena is awesome on the show. I love her personality. She’s a party girl and if she can get along with MVP (Mike, Vinny and Pauly), then she’s one of the gang. She’s a spunky girl who looks awesome in this pink bikini. I’m so happy that she’s with the show and I hope she stays with them all the way to Italy!! We love you Deena!!!

Jwoww Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 28th, 2011
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I love all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here your favorite celebrity reporter here with the hottest gossip about celebs in sexy bikinis. Right now the entire CBG crew (even Mr. Butts) are about and about in the field working on getting lots of new and exciting pictures for you to enjoy. Right now let’s check out these pictures of one of our favorite New Jersians – Miss. Jwoww from hit TV reality show The Jersey Shore. Jwoww is enjoying some relaxing time at the pool and she spots the camera man and smiles for the camera. I love her so much!! She has such a wonderful personality. All of the girls on the show do. I don’t miss a show ever! I can’t wait until the new season #4 where they all go to Italy!! That will be totally exciting to see how they act over there. Will Ron and Sammi hook back up? Oh the drama!! We love you Jwoww!

Angel Iliana Fischer Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 25th, 2011
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Raise your hand if you love the Lance Man!! Raise them high!! Yeah, that’s right!! Ok, peeps, let’s get started with some frisky pictures of actress Angel Illiana Fischer. I like a girl with spunk and that’s exactly what she has.

She started modeling at 16 for runway and department stores. Her Puerto Rican/German mixture and fluency in Spanish gave her versatility and talents that she has been capitalizing on.

I think she’s a cutie pie and looks really cool in a red and white polka dot bikini. Polka dots are my favorite. To me, she’s like the new Anna Nicole Smith, right? I think we are going to hear a lot from this wild babe.

Alright, it’s time for me to pass the reigns over to the lovely Jenny Bikini. My drama situation hasn’t really changed much. Although I’m back on good terms with Barbie and Bambi, Brittany is stalking me. Barbie and Bambi are threatening to do crazy things to their little sister but I won’t let them. It’s just a crush and I think it will run it’s course. I’m an old man to her and maybe she’s just infatuated with an older guy that her sisters are dating. We’ll see….ok….don’t get too drunk and bring home any strays like I always seem to do…PEACE!!

Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 24th, 2011
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The Lance Man is in the building!!! I know you missed me!!! We’re having the time of our lives talking about hot celebrities in sexy bikinis and today we’re showcasing the beautiful Jennifer Ellison.

Who is Jennifer Ellison? Well she’s an English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003 and has recently made appearances in many different television shows, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. That’s what Wiki says….I say…SHE’S JUST HOT!

You won’t see her much in American TV but who cares about that. She looks like a total babe and I’d get in a plane in a moment and fly over to England to be with her…that’s if I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi. I have to put that in or they’ll attack me when I get home.

Welcome to Celebrity Bikini Gossip Jennifer!! We’re watching you…..especially me. 🙂

Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to wow you with awesome pics of the hottest celebrities in the sexiest bikinis in the world!!!!

Let’s get this jamboree started with some SUPER HOT pics of Anna Kournikova. Dudes, I had the biggest crush on her when she first came out. All I talked about was Anna this and Anna that. My friends became so tired of me talking about Anna. So it’s really nice to see her out and about and looking FABULOUS in a white bikini.

I’m an Anna fanatic and I’m surprised to see that she hasn’t been already featured on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. So I guess this is also a welcome for Anna. See, I told you that we are striving to bring you the hottest celebrities in hottest bikinis! This is what we do!

Hey Anna, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m your #1 fan and I love you! 🙂

Michelle Keegan Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011
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Hellloooooo! I love you my wonderful CBG babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here to introduce to you a new addition to our family. It’s the lovely English actress Michelle Keegan who currently plays Tina McIntyre in the soap opera Coronation Street. She’s very popular and we wanted to spread the love and give her some exposure over here in the US. She’s very beautiful and I love her darling pink bikini. Looks like she takes great care of her body and I’m so jealous!! But in a good way!! Welcome Michelle and we are looking forward to many more pictures of you in sexy bikinis in the near future.

Oh darn! Time goes by so fast when I’m sharing celebrity bikini gossip with all of you. Oh well…take care of yourselves and remember that I love you all!! Here’s a big hug (xxxxxxx) to keep you nice and warm although Spring is here and the new bikini fashions for the Summer are coming out. I can’t wait!! Love you!! Toodles!! JB!!

Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 21st, 2011
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Hi my wonderful babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I wanted to post a gallery of one of my favorite actresses, Tara Reid. I love her so much!! Everyone is always giving her a hard time about her weight and that fact that she’s not really working but I say we all can’t have it all…all of the time. Sometimes you need to take a break and just live your life and spend your money and that’s what Tara is doing. I think she looks great. I hope to see much more of her in the future. Let’s keep our fingers crossed so that maybe Tara will become a guest star on one of those criminal shows or maybe even her own TV show so we can see her every week instead of just once in a while in a movie. We are all behind you 100% Tara and looking forward to your return. You look awesome!

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 18th, 2011
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Hellooooo my lovely babies!!! I’m so happy to be back! My name is Jenny Bikini and I love all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies. I miss you all so much when I’m away. Well let’s get started with these awesome pictures of American fashion model and actress Brooklyn Decker. Brooklyn is mostly known as being on the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine for their swimsuit edition. Although lately Brooklyn’s acting career is taking off. She’s currently starring in a comedy with Adam Sandler called “Just Go With It”. She’s getting rave reviews and that’s awesome. I haven’t seen the movie yet but I really want to see it just to see Brooklyn’s performance. Keep up the great work Brooklyn.

Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 17th, 2011
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Hey it’s the Lance Man back with more pictures of the lovely Jenny McCarthy. I just love this woman so much, I had to bring her back. There is no reason for this woman to be single for more than an hour. I like her more and more every time that I see her on TV. Hey Jenny, if you read this, I just want you to know that I’m your biggest fan and if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi, I’d work to make you my woman. I don’t care about the money or anything, I just want you! Mr. Carey doesn’t know what he just let go and even if he begs to come back, don’t let him because he should have never let you go in the first place. You are a queen!

Ok, now that I’ve just begged Jenny McCarthy to be with me, I’ll probably be in some trouble with Barbie and Bambi but it will only add to the new batch of drama that dropped into my lap this morning. Apparently Brittany, Barbie and Bambi’s younger sister called them and told them both that she was in love with me and that she was going to do her best to take me away from them. So far I’ve received over 100 text messages from Barbie and Bambi and I’m not going to answer them. I’ll probably call up my friend Tony Fish and spend the night over his house to avoid this drama! It’s a good thing it’s the weekend so Barbie and Bambi if you’re reading this…I’m gone for the weekend. Don’t call or text me anymore because I’m throwing my phone away. I love you readers and I’ll see you next week! Hopefully by that time I will have slithered out of this mess like I have the other messes. You gotta laugh!! lol Up next is the beautiful Jenny Bikini! See how delirious I am. PEACE!!!!!

Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
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Hey peeps! It’s the Lance Man back with some hot pics of Jenny McCarthy. Now this is one MILF that is super hot. Jim Carey you are a total fool for letting this woman slip through your fingers. Look at her body! She’s totally awesome and has the personality to match. I believe that the break up was probably because of Jim’s crazy psychosis and inabilities to love this woman like she needs to be loved. She’s funny, bright, compassionate and has a cute kid. What’s wrong with you dude? There is no reason you shouldn’t have tried to work it out. Now he’s all alone and still crazy and she’s single but not for long because if any dude knows what’s good for him, he’ll snap her up real quick. If I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi, Jenny would be mine. Oh yeah!

Lily Allen Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
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Heyyyyyyyy! I’m so happy!!!! Why? Because I made it through Barbie and Bambi’s sister visiting for the weekend and I didn’t get in trouble for making a pass her. You guys just don’t know! Yes, it’s the Lance Man back and energized! I’m so proud of myself for not falling prey to my girlfriend’s sister. She tried her best to flirt with me but I had to ignore her. I’m so glad she didn’t try too hard..lol…I almost broke but I didn’t want Barbie and Bambi upset with me. So congratulate me!!

Ok, let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of English recording artist, talk show host, and actress – Lily Allen. She’s looking extra delicious in a purple bikini but something is very different. Normally she’s a brunette but her hair is dyed totally blonde. Hmmm…I like the blonde look but her brunette look makes her appear more mysterious.

Here she is at Eden Roc in France, while in town for the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival. Looking good Lily.

I’m so happy!!!!!!

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Natalie Getz Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 14th, 2011
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Remember the ABC tv show “The Bachelor Pad”, well here’s the winner of that show Natalie Getz. I love her. She played a good game and was true to her partner. Natalie was the party girl. She was one of the first one’s to take her top off and run around having all sorts of fun. Watching her every week on the show was so much fun. I guess right now what she’s up to is spending some of that money and I can’t blame her. Let’s hope we see more of her on TV because she’s really cute and fun.

Well the time has come for my most UN-favorite time. It’s when we part. (I feel like crying). I want to tell all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies that I love you and I will miss you these next few days. I always have so much fun with you guys and gals. Be good to yourselves and I now pass it over to Mr. Lance Butts. The most eligible non-bachelor on the planet. lol…Take it away Lance…TOODLES!!! JB

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