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Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 18th, 2011
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Hello my wonderful babies!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend ready to rock and roll with you with the best pictures of celebrities in bikinis! We’re starting off this week right with some au natural pictures of Carmen Electra without makeup. Normally she’s all dressed and glamorous but today she looks like she wanted to just be herself and not put her face on. I really like Carmen a lot. I think she’s a strong woman who has carved out a piece of the world to call her very own. She has tons of fans all over the world and I think it’s very cool that she decided NOT to “put on her face”. Of course she looks totally fab in her black bikini. Keep up the great work Carmen!! We love you!!

Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 15th, 2011
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Hi my wonderful babies!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness I’ve missed you so much!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back and so delighted to share pictures of awesome celebs in hot bikinis with you. Well I am going to get started right away with some very nice photos of Jennifer Ellison. Who is Jennifer Ellison. Well, yes, she’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we’re very honored to have her join our humble family. Jennifer is an English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. Isn’t she lovely and she really knows how to work that bikini. I’m in love with her bikini top. Are those rhinestones? Whatever they are, I just think her bikini is uber-wonderful!

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 14th, 2011
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Here’s another hot celebrity cougar that I’d love to get with! It’s Sofia Vergara from the hit TV show Modern Family. Boy oh boy!! Sofia is a latin beauty that lights up the screen whenever she comes on. I only watch the show to see her. It’s a funny show but if she wasn’t on it, I probably wouldn’t pay too much attention to it.

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia which means she’s really hot blooded. I wouldn’t want to make her mad. She started out as a model and I can see why because she has such stunning good looks. Now she’s on one of the top TV shows and she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Keep up the great work Sofia and you look marvelous in your white bikini. Yummy yummy for the tummy!

Before I bed you all a temporary farewell and turn this back over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini, I just want to also let you know that since Barbie has become pregnant, that her sister Bambi now wants a baby too. I’m not ready for children and especially if I’m not married. I’d like to get married before I start having children. So that’s another issue I’m dealing with. The easy way out of this entire situation is to drop Barbie and Bambi and go back on my bachelor ways but I’m a big boy now and am trying to deal with this all very maturely. I’m not a very mature person so who knows what’ll happen between now and the next time we meet. Until that time, keep your heads up high!! PEACE!!!

Kourtney Kardasian Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
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For the longest time, I had a hard time telling apart the Kardasian sisters. I really couldn’t pin point which sister was the cutest between Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. After seeing them so much on TV, online and in magazines, I’m finally able to tell them a part. I used to think they were twins. I honestly don’t have a favorite but I do kind of think that Kourtney has a really hot body. Kim’s figure is very curvy and we all know that Khloe is super voluptuous (aka: chunky).

Kourtney looks really sexy in her skimpy black bikini. It always strikes me so funny how someone can become a celebrity by having a reality TV show which depicts their real life. You don’t have to have any kind of talent to become rich and famous these days.

All you have to do is look super hot in a bikini like Kourtney and her sisters do, and the money rolls in. I wish I could wear a bikini…hmmmmm.

Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
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Hey peeps!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Mr. Lance Butts (aka: The Lance Man) back to rock and roll with the hottest photos of really fine celebrities in their sexiest bikinis. Jenny Bikini is right, my drama filled life has returned and I’ll give you all of the juicy details below. I really thought things were looking up. Anyways…

It’s no secret that Jenny McCarthy is a MILF that I’d really like to get with. She’s super hot! I think that Jim Carey was a total fool for letting her go. Take some crazy pills dude, do something to keep her! But his loss is our gain, right fellas?? 🙂 She’s still single and I can’t believe it. Believe me, if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi in my life, Ms. McCarthy would get a phone call from me.

Hey Jenny, I’m like your #1 fan so anytime you feel you need a shoulder to cry on. I’m here for you!!! Damn she’s so hot!

Now, I’m going to keep this short and simple because the more I think about my latest situation, I get super mad. It seems like Barbie (my girlfriend) is pregnant. Hold on! I’m not the daddy! How do I know? Well my momma didn’t raise a fool so I practice safe sex and wear condoms at all times. Sure condoms can break but it hasn’t happened. So basically Barbie cheated on me and guess who I think it was with? My best friend Tony Fish. Tony admitted it to me but Barbie is denying it. What a mess huh? I feel like going on the Jerry Springer show. So we’re all dealing with this latest issue. I can forgive her but I can’t forget. I’ll keep you guys posted on the latest development. Drama follows me everywhere!

Courteney Cox Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 11th, 2011
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New to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family is the very wonderful Courteney Cox! I love her so much. I’ve been a fan of hers ever since I was a youngster. The very first time I saw her was when she danced in a Bruce Springsteen video way back when. Who knew she would become one of the most famous and recognized celebrities in the world. I love her show Cougar Town. I watch it all of the time and laugh out loud. I can’t wait until her new movie Scream 4 comes out. The best thing about Courteney is that she’s awesome on TV and in movies and that’s double trouble for all of those other actresses out there. I wish her the best with her marriage and sometimes a separation makes it even better when a married couple reunites. Keep up the great work Courteney. You look FABULOUS in your white bikini.

Well the time has come for my least favorite part where I have to turn you guys over to Mr. Lance Butts whose drama filled life has started up all over again. It was so quiet around here lately. “Sigh”…So until I gossip with you, my wonderful babies, again about sexy celebs in hot bikinis, here’s a big hug ((((((()))))) and kisses XoXoXoXo to let you know that I miss you every moment!! Take good care of yourselves!! Toodles!!! JB

Katherine Heigl Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 8th, 2011
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Let me say that I always miss you guys when I’m not posting pictures of cute celebrities in their favorite bikinis. I feel such a connection with our fans and I just want to thank you all for always stopping by our home on the world wide web! 🙂 Ok, today, I wanted to show these are bikini pictures of American actress and producer, Katherine Heigl. Omg I love her!!!! She is known for her role as Dr. Izzie Stevens on ABC’s Grey’s Anatomy. Eventually she left that show to go off and become a big movie star. Hey I give her much props for expanding her horizons. She recently had a child and I want to say Congratulations!!! I’m so proud of her and have followed her career for years. She’s a great inspiration. Keep up the great work Katherine and you look totally magnificent in her bikini.

Photo Credit: Fame

Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 7th, 2011
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Hello my lovely babies!!!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy to be back!! It seems like forever when I’m away from you!!!! I had a wonderful weekend and I’ll tell you all about it after sharing these really cool pics of American model and actress Stephanie Seymour. Who is Stephanie Seymour? Well she’s new to our family so if you’re not familiar with who she is right off, maybe you’ll remember her from on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Vogue. She was also in a TV episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent. She’s 42 and looks awesome. I only hope to have a body like hers at that age.

My weekend was lots of fun. I spent it at a family reunion with my aunts, uncles, cousins and grandparents. There’s nothing like getting together with family to renew your feeling of closeness and unity. I suggest spending time with family members whenever you can. After this weekend, I plan on taking at least one day out of the week for a special family day. All work and no play isn’t good for anyone. Life life to the fullest!

Photo Credit: Fame

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011
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If the Lance Man were going to date a cougar, she would have to look like Kelly Bensimon. Kelly’s body is totally fabulous! She’s like in super shape. Just look at those abs.

I mean, I like older women but I have this big ego so I tend to date women a few years younger than myself. Not to say that I wouldn’t date an older woman but if I did, then she would surely have to have a body and figure like Kelly Bensimon. Tall, slender and well kept. She really has to look awesome in a bikini just like Kelly does. So older ladies if you think you want to get with the Lance Man, at least you know what I like.

Ok, folks, it’s time to pass the reigns over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini. She’s so full of energy and everyone in the office loves her. I’m jealous at the amount of fan mail she gets but hey, it’s probably because she’s a girl. Anyways, stay true to yourselves and I’m going to keep my eye on on this Brittany and Tony Fish situation because I don’t want that girl back stalking me. I already have to exercise overtime to keep up with Barbie and Bambi and another girlfriend (especially one who is their younger sister) would drain a guy like me. So until next time…PEACE!

Photo Credit: Fame

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
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The Lance Man loves supermodels!! Especially Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel posing in awesome looking bikini outfits.

Check out Candice’s body in her bikini!! Hubba hubba OMG!!! I’m totally speechless!!! Are you looking at her right now? I can’t get over how hot she looks. Adriana and Alessandra are hot too!

What can you say about absolutely fabulous looking supermodels who look so fine that they can make a blind man see? I think I’ll just take time out and sit back and stare at this hot gallery. I suggest you do the same.

Photo Credit: WENN

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 4th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to amaze you with the hottest pics of celebs is sexy bikinis!!! Let’s start with these cool pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking extra hot in a lime green neon bikini at the beach.

She’s a twin but in my opinion, I do think she’s the cuter one. Those pictures that Jenny Bikini posted of her in the gallery below were so awesome that I thought I’d keep the party going on with this luscious looking beauty. Yeah, she’s super fine but my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look kinda like her but are much cuter me. Don’t get me wrong, if Karissa wanted to date me, I’d have a hard time telling her no but I do love my girls.

Things are quiet around my place ever since we introduced Bambi and Barbie’s sister Brittany to my friend Tony Fish. Looks like they’ve hit it off. The only problem is that Tony Fish says that the only problem with Brittany is that she has really bad breath. Knockout looks with breath that smells like an 100 yr old used coffin isn’t cool. He said that she likes to kiss but he’s not really feeling her. I begged him to hang in there because if this relationship fails, she’s going to start back on me again. I can’t take it. We need a plan. I’ll keep you guys posted.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 1st, 2011
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Isn’t Karissa Shannon just lovely? Out of all of the Playboy Playmates, she’s like one of my favorites because she doesn’t go around flaunting her good looks. I can hardly tell her a part from her twin sister Kristina but I do think Karissa is prettier, in my opinion. I’d really like to see her get into some TV acting. She’s young and beautiful so why not capitalize on it. If I looked like her, I’d do everything I could to make some money to build a nice nest egg for myself. So I’m gonna keep my fingers crossed for you Karissa.

Well it’s time for me to turn things back over to Mr. Lance Butts. He’s very popular around the office and sometimes I wish my life was as exciting as it. Although sometimes his life gets a little bit too exciting if you get my drift. Anyways, be good to yourselves and I will miss you sooooo much!!!! I love you all…Smooches!! JB

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
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Gisele Bundchen is so beautiful!!! I can’t get over how lovely she looks all of the time. If I could be like her, I’d jump at the chance. She’s one of the most popular supermodels in the world and I can see why. Her face is flawless along with a super slender body that could wear anything that she wants. It must be so much fun to be her!!! Keep up the great work Gisele. I’m one of your biggest fans. Jenny!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 30th, 2011
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Hello my beautiful babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy to be back. I’ve been out in the field searching and gathering the hottest pictures of celebs in bikinis all for you!!!! We’re dedicated to providing you with the best bikini entertainment. Ok, it seems like my boss is in love with Shauna Sand so here she is in another cool gallery. I must say that I’m in awe of her body. Sure she’s had plastic surgery and she’s proud of it. Some people I know give her so much grief over her body and I think it’s because they’re jealous. I say if it makes you happy, then go with it!! Keep up the great work Shauna and my boss thinks you are the cat’s meow!! LOL!!!

Photo Credit: Fame

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of sexy celebs in hot bikinis. I’m so happy to be back and out of the field. We have so many fabulous galleries of your favorite celebs in bikinis.

To start things off, here are some interesting pictures of Shauna Sand at the beach. In one of these pictures Shauna looks really relaxed like she’s had her dose this morning. She’s looking like she hasn’t a care in the world. In the other picture, Shauna is smiling like she just took a double dose. Well whatever she’s having, can I have some? Shauna you look like you are sailing high and it must be nice. She’s looking really hot in her bikinis and I’m sure her plastic surgeon is proud of his/her work.

As far as my drama problems, things are going well. After the surprise with Brittany, things were kind of wild at my house. Barbie and Bambi were out for blood but we came up with a better solution to diverting Brittany’s attention. We’ve invited her over to my house tonight along with my friend Tony Fish. Tony is a true ladies man and we’re hoping that Brittany gets smitten with his good Italian looks and muscles. He has abs like The Situation from the Jersey Shore. Hopefully that will get her off my back. I’ll keep you posted. So until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE!! Up next is the very spunky Jenny Bikini.

Photo Credit: Fame