Hey, it’s the queen of botox Victoria Silvstedt looking quite buxom in a brand new white halter top bikini. I’ve seen that tv show called “Pretty Hurts” and it does hurt and I wonder if we’re going to see her on that show like the other celebrities getting injections inside her lips and forehead. It must cost a fortune to maintain that look.

I’m a big fan of Victoria. I like her and think she’s a woman who likes to look her best and there is nothing wrong with that. I love teasing her and would really enjoy meeting her in person. Her body is rocking hard!!!!

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet out for another great weekend with my gal Gail. She says “Hi” and that she reads my posts and laughs all the time. I’m so happy to have a fun relationship with her. Older women just have a more reserved beautiful about them without all of the insecurities and we just laugh and have so much fun!!! Ok, have fun this weekend and remember to not bring home any strays!!! PEACE!

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Well if it isn’t everyone’s favorite plastic surgery queen, Victoria Silvstedt hanging out amongst the “little people”. Looks like she’s trying to blend in well but you can’t Victoria? I remember saying last week how she didn’t look as plastic but I may have to take that back. She’s starting to look plastic again.

Maybe it’s just those lips. I can’t get over the over-botoxing she’s done on them. I feel sorry for her actually. There’s no need for a women to have lips that look like that and those doctors should be ashamed of themselves for lying to these woman and telling them that they’re beautiful just to get their money. But then again, I’m not a plastic surgeon. I’m sure if I were making my living through it, I’d tell them pretty much whatever they wanted to hear to get that fat pay check. 🙂

Alrighty then!!!! It’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here! No major plans, just hanging out with my babes Barbie and Bambi. They’re talking about having kids and that can get pretty complicated. Twins having babies by the same father? That’s some Jerry Springer &*^*(&. Ok, PEACE!!!

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Hey you guys check out Victoria Silvstedt walking around on the beach in her sexy white bikini and a cowboy hat. Who wears a cowboy hat to the beach? Must be a celeb thing. I must say that it looks like Victoria may have pulled a Lisa Rinna and had some of that plastic surgery reversed. She doesn’t look as plastic as she used to in previous pictures. I guess that’s a good thing. She looks rather “normal” in these pictures, unless it’s just the lighting. Oh well, keep up the great work Vicky.

Well, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here and turn this over to Miss Jenny Bikini who I hear is dating again and I’m very happy for her. It must be so lonely on those Friday nights. Take care of yourselves and Barbie and Bambi wanted me to say “Hi”. All three of us are off to Atlantic City for the weekend unless we get snowed out. If we do, then we’ll just snuggle up together and watch “Friends” re-runs. PEACE!!

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Back to blow your minds with hot celebs in skimpy bikinis is the Lance Man!!! Hey everyone, let’s get this party started.

Ok, up first is plastic surgery addict Victoria Silvstedt looking fake as ever. I must say that her animal print bikini with the red trim does look sexy.

Victoria is the 2nd queen of plastic next to Heidi Montag who has the number one spot right now. You can see the botox oozing all over her body from top to bottom. I think if you take away the botox, she might just disappear.

I probably would date her anyways because I’m a dude and just to tell my friends that I did. Hey, can you blame me?

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Hey it’s the Lance Man back from another greet weekend! No girls or parties, just hanging out with my dog – Shooter – and watching a few movies. Ok, let’s get started.

Here’s the very plastic Victoria Silvstedt pictured hanging out on the beach as always. This woman lives for the beach. She still looks like an overstuffed, overaged Barbie doll. As a matter of fact, she looks like Barbie at 60, in my opinion. Her enhancements are horrid and her lips still looks like she could use them to swim from Florida to Hawaii, the long way around. I like a woman with a more natural look and you can even tell those are blonde extensions in her hair. Is anything on this woman real?

So, now is the time for me to say Peace Out, have a great week and up next is Jenny Bikini who is nice but a little plain. I put in the office pot for her to get a makeover but you can’t get far on $10.00. See you soon, LB.

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Oh wow, it looks like Victoria Silvstedt is holding up her hands and saying “Stop, don’t take a picture yet….my latest plastic surgery hasn’t hardened – oops – healed yet!

This woman is amazing. She keeps having plastic surgery on her body and face thinking it’s making her more attractive when it’s making her look like Shrek.

I’m sorry but yeah she might have a banging body so, of course, you can put a bag over her head but when is it going to stop!!! Come on ladies, botox in moderation……

Ok, I’m out for the week and I know you’ll miss me. Up next is Jenny Bikini, the girl who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Pay for a Husband” in her high school year book. Poor girl just can’t get a man. The office pot for “Get Jenny A Date Fund” is up to $5.00. I’m out! PEACE…….

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Hey everybody, here’s another photo gallery of our favorite wedish celebrity model, actress and television personality – Victoria Silvstedt – wearing an awesome super hot pink bikini. That woman sure has some curves on her, I must say. I think she is very beautiful but some of the work that she has had done definitely shows but that’s not really a bad thing. It’s a woman’s right to improve on her beauty if she wants to. I’m sure she’s not wasting any sleep or losing any dates over it.

Ok, everyone, I’m out for the week and can’t wait to get back with you guys soon, next up is Lance Butts who has to beg for dates. Be good and be safe. Have a great week! Jenny

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Oh my goodness what is this? Victoria Silvstedt has seen better bikini days. She looks as if she just finished running a marathon and needs another adjustment.

I’m not like Lance Butts who would go gaga over her implants. They look like boulders who have collided with each other. What is up with that hair?

It’s kind of sad that she looks better from the back in the picture on the right. Oh well, maybe next time Vicky. Geez.

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I bet you think I’m going to saliva all over these pictures of former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt. Not!

At 35 years old, I must say Ms. Silvstedt does look a little aged. As you all probably know by now, I am an admirer of women who are well endowed but am not a fan of those with rocks in their chests. Nor do I fantasize about those with salamander looking lips.

I do admire the fact she speaks fluent Swedish, French, English, and Italian.

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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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