The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures
August 9th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Always eager to show off her curves is the stunning Tamara Ecclestone. The 28-year-old heiress used the opportunity to show off her deep mahogany tan in a barely-there sky blue string bikini which struggled to contain her curves. Accessorising with a mandatory blingy watch and aviator shades, the socialite looked happy and relaxed with her brunette locks pulled back off her face and minimal make-up. The less make-up, the better, these days! Loving it!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves the married light. Yeah Yeah, we’ve heard it all before. I don’t want to get married. I just want a cougar-sugar-mama to take care of me so if anyone knows of one. She doesn’t have to be “super hot”, just “super rich”. I’m ready, willing and able. Until next time, my buddies, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and Tony Fish and I are going to hang out at the local Florida clubs. Not in search of strays but in search of cougars. Lots of them down here!! PEACE!!!
Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures
August 8th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hanging out with man’s best friend is cutie Stephanie Pratt at the beach. With their brown tone and curvy shape Stephanie Pratt’s puppies were impossible to ignore. The former reality television star looked in great shape as she jogged in her bikini with her two friends bouncing along with her. Stephanie, 27, may have been showing off her toned physique on Wednesday, but it was her bulldogs that stole the show in Hawaii. Stephanie made sure her pooches stayed cool on the hot break by taking them for a stroll in the shallow waters of the cooling sea.
Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures
August 7th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She takes every opportunity to show off her toned figure in skin revealing outfit and Gretchen Rossi opted to ditch the clothing completely for a recent event. The 34-year-old wore a sequined pink bikini as she posed on the red carpet at the World’s Largest Bachelorette’s Party at TAO Beach in Las Vegas on Saturday. The Real Housewives Of Orange County star was hosting the party, which brought together ‘hundreds of brides to be and their friends’ to celebrate their nuptials with ‘one last wild weekend,’ according to TAO Beach’s website. Gretchen proudly stood with her hands on her hips wearing silver high heels and large hoop earrings. The reality star wore her platinum blonde hair in a side plait and opted for a smokey eye and glossy nude lips.
Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures
August 6th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Her ex-boyfriend George Clooney recently split from his most recent love Stacy Keibler. And it seems Elisabetta Canalis may be trying to remind the actor why he originally fell for her. Strolling around Ischia in Italy the model made sure her figure took centre stage as she left her shirt open to reveal her washboard abs beneath. Unconcerned the 34-year-old looked delighted as she received admiring glances from passers-by. The brunette teamed her bikini top with a pair of ripped pale blue shorts so her bronzed legs could be seen by all. I’m loving every inch!
Barbara Guerra Bikini Pictures
August 5th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s Mr. Lance Man back from a fun weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. You gotta have dude-time because that’s the best-time in the whole world. We’re back on solid ground and really are looking for gals to settle down with. By that I mean just rich sugar-mamas in their late 50’s who are looking for young studs who like to spend their money and compliment them all of the time. I can do that very well!! I’m a charmer!
Alright, let’s get this party started right now with these pictures of Showgirl Barbara Guerra making a splash in Miami in an attention-grabbing bikini. The model playfully flung her blonde and brunette locks around as if she were filming a hair commercial. Barbara was out wearing a barely there pale blue bikini, with matching accessories around her wrists. So lovely and totally tantalizing!! Keep up the great job!
Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Pictures
August 2nd, 2013 by Lance Butts
She recently underwent a beauty makeover, and Tulisa Contostavlos was certainly looking mint on another day by the beach in Ibiza. The singer wore a pale green bikini on day eight of her partying holiday, as she, Chelsee Healey and her friends enjoyed a boat ride and a dip in the blue waters of the Mediterranean. Tulisa’s bikini was a halterneck style but the strap could be detached to make it a a bandeau and reduce the amount of tan lines. This exotic beauty is totally stunning and my buddy, Vinnie Lasagne, has the biggest crush on her. Me too!
Ok, Dudes and Dudettes, it’s time to pass the buck over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always beaming about her marriage. I don’t want to get married. I just like dating older ladies. That makes me happy and what’s wrong with that. I’m just a cool dude and all the ladies love me. I can live with that! Ok, until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!
Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Pictures
August 1st, 2013 by Lance Butts
Sporting even more enhancements on her upper body is former Playboy Playmate and reality TV star Kendra Wilkinson showing off in a colorful pastel matched blue, white and yellow bikini. Kendra is a mom and what a mom! She looks very serious hanging out at the beach in her tight fitting bikini. Her hubby is a big football player so I doubt guys are trying to get her attention on the beach. Basically, she’s too young for me. I’d probably try to get her mother’s attention. Especially is she’s rich!
Holly Madison Bikini Pictures
July 31st, 2013 by Lance Butts
She wore an itsy bitsy bikini! Holly Madison shows off her 30lb weight loss as she splashes around in a tiny swimsuit that just covers her assets. She just gave birth to her first child in March. But former Playmate Holly Madison has been shedding the pounds in no time. Though she’s not as taut as her bunny days, the bubbly blonde is fully confident with her post-baby body, recently revealing her 30lb weight loss in a tiny green two-piece as she soaked up the sun at her pool in Las Vegas, Nevada. Keep up the great work!!
Hana Nitsche Bikini Pictures
July 30th, 2013 by Lance Butts
So that’s how she snared a multimillionaire! Russell Simmons’ girlfriend Hana Nitsche shows off amazing bikini body on the beach. She’s nearly 30 years younger than her boyfriend Russell Simmons. But it’s clear how Hana Nitsche reeled in her 55-year-old business man. The 26-year-old model revealed her taut figure in a black bikini as she splashed around at Florida’s Miami Beach on Friday. The brunette beauty took full advantage of having the Atlantic Ocean at her disposal. Not shy of holding back, she soaked herself from head-to-toe in the refreshing salt water. And though she appeared to be alone, that didn’t stop Hana from enjoying the pleasure of her own company, smiling as she frolicked around in her tiny black two-piece.
Alessandra Sorcinelli Bikini Pictures
July 29th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah, it’s me the fabulous Mr. Lance Man back from a fun and family filled mini-vacation with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We went to NY to visit Pauly’s family. I ate so much Italian food and I think I gained about 50 pounds but who cares, I’m a dude!! NY had a bit of a heat wave which reminded me of Florida so I’m glad to be back where it’s cooler and wet. Gotta love NY though and we plan on going back in a few weeks because Vinnie met some stray. She was cute but her girlfriends weren’t so only Vinnie got lucky!!
Alright, let’s start out with my most favorite name in the world Alessandra. I adore that name. This time it’s showgirl and Italian tv personality Alessandra Sorcinelli running around in a nude colored bikini on a beach. Isn’t it super sexy the way her hair flows in the wind. That’s a priceless picture right there. She was seen running along a Miami beach looking totally flawless. I’m very much looking forward to seeing much more of this natural beauty in the future!
Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictures
July 26th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Like many models, Leilani Dowding keeps her figure in tip top shape with regular visits to the gym. But it looks like the former Page 3 girl is turning to surfing as another fun way to stay fit. The British pin-up, 33, showed off her stunning, tanned figure in an aquamarine bikini as she did a spot of surfing off Venice Beach. She always impresses with her lovely bikinis and beautiful figure. I wish she would start a blog or something to give out tips on how to keep your shape flawless just like hers.
Alright, my lovely Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies, I’ve enjoyed out time together and always look forward to the next time. It’s time or me to turn you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew. You are so precious to me and until next time, remember to take good care of yourselves and to spoil yourself every day!! Life is short!! Plus, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES you!!!! Smooches!!! Toodles!!!
Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures
July 25th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Former Spin Crowd favourite Lauren Stoner has clearly found her niche after enjoying yet another beach odyssey in Florida on Monday. She looked like she was having a great time as she effortlessly paddled in the surf in a skimpy blue bikini with a floral print bottom. The 28-year-old then made it look easy which she always does. Her figure is super slim and she must have a personal trainer to keep her figure looking that flawless.
Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Pictures
July 24th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Getting even more of a boost! Kendra Wilkinson enhances her already ample assets in a striped bikini as she holidays with husband and son. The swimsuit in question enhanced the 28-year-old’s already ample assets as she splashed around in the water with her family. Kendra is thought to be size 34E cup, but her chest looked a little on the larger side as she had her fun in the sun. Emerging from the water, it was hard not to notice her curvier frame after the star lost 50 pounds following the birth of her son in December 2009. Make-up free, the former Girls Next Door star already appeared to had obtained a lovely bronzed glow and unlike many other stars she was not afraid to get her hair wet. I wonder what she will do next to enhance her already voluptuous upper body.
Helen Flanagan Bikini Pictures
July 23rd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Helen said she wants to work things out with Scott Sinclair and it seems that the blonde beauty is determined to show the footballer exactly what he’s missing. The 22-year-old jetted off to Majorca last month, after finding out that Scott had been ‘sexting’ another woman. Helen showed off her shape in a black string bikini as she made the most of the good weather. I know that she can wear anything she wants and if Scott knows what’s good for him, he’ll consider getting back with her. What guy wouldn’t!
Alexis Bellino Bikini Pictures
July 22nd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back to delight and quench your thirst for celebrities wearing sexy bikinis!! I’m so happy to shower you with the best!! Marriage life is going wonderful and this weekend my hubby Gerald and I are going on a weekend cruise. Isn’t that romantic!! He spoils me and I’m so lucky to have him. I wish you all could be as happy as we are!!
Ok, let’s get started with pictures of Real Housewife of Orange County, California, Alexis Bellino who looks super pretty in a pink bikini kicking up her heels and holding a big beach ball. Even with three young children at home she has managed to maintain an impressive physique. Thursday afternoon, Alexis Bellino showed off all of her hard work in a lacy pink bikini as she enjoyed a beach day with her twin daughters Melania and Mackenna in Laguna Beach, California. That’s so precious.