The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Olivia Culpo Bikini Pictures
July 19th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Ready for her swimsuit round! Olivia Culpo slips into a bikini as she shows just why she was crowned Miss Universe. The 21-year-old does not need a stage to strut her stuff, instead showing off her fantastic figure as she made the most of a sunny day with friends in Carona Del Mar. With her wet hair pushed back from her face, it was clear how the New York born beauty managed to be the first American in more than a decade to snag the Miss Universe title in 2012. Unlike other beauty queens, Olivia clearly breaks the pageant girl mold, with her eye-catching big brown eyes and statement brows making her stand apart. Keep your eyes and ears open for much more from this natural beauty and I can’t wait!
Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini (who isn’t pregnant), ok, ok, we get it! Jeez, how many times do you have to scream it out loud. I was just gonna start shopping for baby clothes for her…yeah right!! Ok, my buddies, Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne plan on jetting out to NYC (the Bronx) to see some of the sights and visit Pauly’s family. I love his family, especially his sister Marie! Oops, don’t let him hear that!! Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!!! PEACE!
Sallie Axl Bikini Pictures
July 18th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Big Brother’s Sallie Axl gets her tats out on girly holiday to Majorca after her exit from the house. The glamour model was the first contestant to be voted out of the Big Brother house in a shock elimination that saw her leave over frenemy Gina Rio. During her exit interview the 26-year-old admitted to host Emma Willis that she was ‘gutted’ to have left the Channel 5 house so soon. It looks like the model isn’t wallowing too much though as just days after her exit, she’s jetted off to Magaluf for some fun in the sun. I’m sure she’s not suffering too much with a body like that!
Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictres
July 17th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Giving girls half her age a run for their money is my favorite cougar actress Lisa Rinna! She just turned 50 and it’s amazing to me because she has kept herself very well. Just my type! I think her hubby Harry or whatever needs to take a step to the side! Birthday girl Lisa Rinna showcased her incredible bikini body in a sexy blue two-piece on the lush lawn of a Beverly Hills pool party Friday. There was not an inch to pinch on the evergreen mother-of-two, who reportedly sculpts her famous figure with trainer Jeff Deperon and hour-long Kundalini yoga sessions four to five times a week. Keep up the awesome work Lisa! My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are your biggest fans!
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures
July 16th, 2013 by Lance Butts
The 38 yr old mother-of-two was feeling all bright in an eyesore of a two-piece for the outing. She kept up the colourful theme with several bangles and bright purple framed sunglasses. Things continue to go from strength to strength for the author, whose motto is ‘Strong is the new skinny’. I think she’s awesome in anything and everything that she wears. The way the water just drizzles over her while she’s in that outdoor shower is amazing!!! I know I’m a dude but ladies, you have to admit, that she’s really hot!! Come on!
Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures
July 12th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Just nine months after giving birth to her son Tennessee, Reese Witherspoon proudly displayed her beach body for a family day at the beach in Malibu, California, on Thursday. The 37-year-old actress showed off her curvy figure in a polka dot strapless two-piece for her sun-filled celebration of American Independence Day. The Walk The Line star wore a floppy white hat to protect her porcelain complexion in the warm summer day. In my eyes, she can do no wrong!! Love you Reese!!!
Ok, my most wonderful babies, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts who always jumps to conclusions when it comes to my well being. Anyways, I told him to stop spreading the rumor that I may be pregnant because I really wish that I were and hopefully Gerald (my hubby) and I will celebrate a bundle of joy just like all of the other celebrities having babies. I’m going to miss you all and remember to take care of yourselves, but especially remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! Smooches!! Toodles!!
Raica Oliveira Bikini Pictures
July 11th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Victoria Secret model Raica Oliveira is proud of her Brazilian heritage and proves it by sporting a colorful floral patterned bikini. The 29-year-old, who hails from Rio De Janeiro, displayed her perfect ten figure on a recent photo shoot. While she is not as well known as Victoria’s Secret Angels Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel or Adriana Lima, Raica has been somewhat of a stablemate for the lingerie giant. She was featured in the brand’s campaign in 2009, and she appeared in their swimsuit catolouge in 2005. Raica is also the face of Ultimo after replacing British model Kelly Brook in 2010.
Lisa Hockstein Bikini Pictures
July 10th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
She once described herself as her plastic surgoen husband’s ‘best creation’ and Lisa Hochstein isn’t shy about flaunting the results of his scalpel work. The Real Housewives of Miami star, 31, put her surgically enhanced body on show during a recent poolside swimsuit shoot at her mansion. The Bravo personality, who is married to Dr Lenny Hochstein, has been open about her plastic surgery procedures, admitting to rhinoplasty and two boob jobs. She looks quite appealing in a dark khaki one-piece that showed off her super wavy figure. Wow! Must be nice!
Lana Del Rey Bikini Pictures
July 9th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Lana Del Rey reveals large faux belly tattoo as she slips into a racy tasseled bikini to play a small-town stripper in her new music video. She has four known tattoos – all of which are inked on her hands. Lana Del Rey displayed a large garish belly tattoo while in costume as a small-town stripper on the Chatsworth set of her new music video Friday. The 27-year-old singer was also rocking a red tasseled bikini bra and ruffled panties, which had a noticeable dollar bill tucked away. Go Lana!!
Jessie James Bikini Pictures
July 8th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most lovely and spectacular Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, ready to “WOW” you with awesome pictures of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis!!! To set the record straight around the office, NO, I’m not pregnant. I may have gained a few pounds because of marriage bliss but that’s it. I wish I was, don’t get me wrong but I suppose it will happen when it’s right. So hopefully that will stop the whispering around the office!! Ok!
Let’s get started with some really nice pictures of Denver Broncos footballer Eric Decker’s wife Jessie James showing off her super toned shape in Hawaii. The singer showed off her flat stomach, toned limbs and impressive curves in the brown, black and white trimmed swimwear and she looked flawless. Of course those football guys must have a hot wife and she fits the bill!!
Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures
July 5th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Happily strolling along the beach and looking outstanding is brunette beauty Rachel Bilson. She’s fitting an aqua and white floral print string bikini just perfectly. One thing about Rachel is that she loves the beach. You can find her hanging out practically all year round and we like that here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. You can tell she’s the perfect celebrity because she’s matched her bikini with a cute floppy straw hat that she took off when it was time to get her hair wet. Keep up the great work Rachel. Loving it all!
Okie Dokie dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who looks like she’s gaining some weight but not in a bad way, in a good like preggers way but maybe it’s just me. All this talk about getting pregnant around the office is making me see triple!! I hope she does for her sake so she can stop talking about it. Alright, me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to Vegas for the weekend to blow some dough. Not too much because I live check to check and even borrowed $50 from Pauly. So remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!!
Paulina Gretzky Bikini Pictures
July 4th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Most people like to relax or play sports on the beach. Paulina Gretzky had other intentions as she soaked up the sun with her boyfriend Dustin Johnson in Barbados on Wednesday. Posing in a tiny red two-piece, the 24-year-old daughter of Hockey star Wayne Gretzky turned her beau into a photographer for the day. As Paulina bared her bikini body, the golf player was seen snapping a series of pictures that captured her holiday essence. Her blonde locks were swept into a bun as her eyes remained concealed with brown sunglasses. Nice going!
Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures
July 3rd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Beauty is skin deep so Olivia Wilde is beautiful to the bone. She looks extra special wearing a purple multi-striped string bikini that shows off her slender figure. She’s one of my favorite actresses and can pretty much pick any part that she wants. She recently declared that she didn’t think she was ‘beautiful enough’ for fiance Jason Sudeikis. But clearly Olivia Wilde hasn’t glanced in the mirror lately. The 29-year-old looked gorgeous as she showed off her toned, womanly figure in a skimpy bikini while holidaying with Jason, 37, in Hawaii on Sunday.
Hailey Baldwin Bikini Pictures
July 2nd, 2013 by Lance Butts
Some say she has her mother’s good looks and who is her mother? That would be Kim Bassinger. Yes, Hailey Baldwin is the product of actress Kim Bassinger and actor Alex Baldwin who are no longer together but still have their offspring to remember their short union. Hailey loves hanging out in bikinis and looks awesome in an all blue bikini while relaxing at the beach with a friend. Some say she’s going to follow in her famous parents’ footsteps and some say she’s just gonna life off of their money. If I were her, I’d do that later.
Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures
July 1st, 2013 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s your one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We went fishing and had a great time. It’s a good thing the only thing that we caught were fish although there was a cute crowd of girls at the lake that were really trying to get our attention. They were partying really hard and we like the quiet type of girls plus I really like them cougarish so these girls were too young (mid 20’s) for me. Tony Fish did get a phone number though!
Ok, dudes and babes, let’s hear it for teen bride Courtney Stodden who loves gays. She’s wearing a rainbow bikini in support of the recent DOMA Supreme Court ruling. Courtney recently upgraded her assets from a C cup to a DD cup if you don’t notice right away. I did. She’s a married woman so don’t stare too hard.
Victoria Prince Bikini Pictures
June 28th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Britney Spears ex-hubby Kevin Federline’s girlfriend Victoria Prince wears white bikini during family day. The tall brunette engaged in play with Kevin’s sons and enjoyed a day in the sand. You can see that she’s turning Hollywood by the dark sunglasses and svelte figure. Kevin sure is lucky when it comes to finding beautiful girlfriends. Lets just see how long she lasts.
Alright, my babies, it’s time to hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of friends. I must say that he can be nice at times. Today he bought in pizza for lunch and I just love pizza so he’s not all bad. Anyways, please keep your fingers crossed so Gerald and I can make a cute bundle of joy!! Until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!