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Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures
February 9th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey beautiful peeps!! It’s the Lance Man here to rock your world with these blazing hot pictures of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller.
As you all know, I love supermodels and I’d like to welcome her to our family. This is Marisa’s first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we are so happy to have her appear for our wonderful readers.
From an early age she loved surfing. She says “I feel my absolute best—physically, mentally and spiritually—when I’m surfing every day.” I’d love to go surfing with her – that’s if I could surf but I’m sure she’d be the perfect teacher and I wouldn’t mind her rescuing me from those big waves.
Well dudes, it’s been an awesome week and I’ve been a good boy. I’ve been the perfect gentlemen and haven’t even made a pass at Barbie and Bambie’s younger sister Brittany. Oh boy, it’s hard and I want you to know the sacrifices that I make to stay true. She’s still staying over for the weekend and we’re all going to a bikini party. I hope I can make it through. Until then take care of yourselves and welcome the cute and spunky Miss Jenny Bikini to the floor. PEACE!!!
Adriana Limi Bikini Pictures
February 8th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Lance Man back for another round of hot celebs in sexy bikinis.
Back by popular demand is another awesome gallery of supermodel Adriana Limi. This time my future wife (don’t I wish) is wearing a super sexy leopard print bikini at a photo shoot she’s doing in the ocean.
I her real boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world. All I can basically stand to do is sit back in my chair at work and stare at her on my computer screen.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Barbie and Bambi but Adriana is like a Goddess! Anyways, since I love you guys so much, I wanted to treat you to more of this lovely divine beauty. Enjoy!
Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures
February 7th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey peeps! Yes it’s the wonderful Lance Man back to move and groove you with hot celebrities in sexy bikinis! For a while there, drama subsided in my life but it’s back. I’ll tell you all about it below. So…let’s get this party started!
Here is the ultimate goddess Miss Adriana Lima looking fabulous in a purple bikini that’s fitting her so perfectly. All I can do is shake my head at her loveliness. It’s a good thing that my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi don’t get jealous at my comments about other women in bikinis. Hey, it’s my job. 🙂
I remember when Adriana Lima first came out. I would search online frantically for pictures of her and now if you search for her on Google, you get a plethora of pictures and we like that. Keep up the great work Adriana, signed your #1 fan.
Ok, well, I have a little bit of drama going on. It seems that Barbie and Bambi have another sister. Can you believe it! Her name is Brittany. She looks just like them and I think I’m a little attracted to her. She’s only 2 years younger than them but they all look alike. She’s a blonde bombshell too. What am I going to do about this? Barbie and Bambi would kill me if I told them that I liked their sister too. She’s down from Chicago visiting them for a few weeks. I hope they go by fast.
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
February 4th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my wonderful jewels. It’s Jenny Bikini here with some new photos of hot supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio at the beach in a super sexy red bikini. I love it every time I see her out and about in anything! Her body is to die for! I wish I looked like her. Whenever she does the Victoria Secret Fashion Show, I’m glued to the screen. She’s by far my favorite. Keep up the great work Ales.
Now my least favorite time has come where I have to give my babies over to Mr. Lance Butts. I wonder if he’s paid me all of the money that he’s owed to me. Hmmmmm… Ok. Have a wonderful weekend and be good to yourselves!!! Toodles!! JB
Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures
February 3rd, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Say what you will about Pamela Anderson but you must admit that she looks awesome at 43. She’s one of my favorite celebrity actresses because she’s so much fun. Her personality is adorable. I loved watching her on DWTS. I didn’t know she could dance so well. I would really just love to see her do more TV appearance. Maybe a guest starring role on CSI or Criminal Minds or something like that. She could be a killer. That would be so awesome. Well Pam, we love you so much and keep up the great work. You have tons of fans out there and I’m one of them.
Ok, my babies, it’s time for me to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. Thank your Mr. Butts for you compliment the other day. I guess our working relationship has improved over the last few months and I like it. You’re not so bad after all. You still are somewhat of a womanizer but I figure that’s just a part of your personality and you really can’t help it, but you’re still a nice guy. I mean you have two girlfriends who are twins. Not too many guys can say that. So kudos to you! I will miss you all sooooooo much! Hugs and kisses! xoxoxox.. Toodles! JB
Natasha Hamilton Bikini Pictures
February 2nd, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my beautiful Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers!!! I missed you all and it’s only been a day! lol… Today I have some nice photos of Natasha Maria Hamilton. She’s a British singer-songwriter, dancer and occasional stage actress. She was a member of Atomic Kitten. Doesn’t she look awesome in her red bikini? I love the way it fits. I wonder who designs it because I’d love to get one just like it. Natasha is 28 years old but she looks much younger don’t you agree? I remember the group Atomic Kitten and their songs were really cool. It’s nice to see her out and about and hope to see much more of her in the future.
Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures
January 31st, 2011 by Lance Butts
Back by a screaming popular demand is Playboy model Jenna Bentley. We received so much feedback from posting her pictures just the other day and since I love you guys so much, I asked my boss if we could bring her back for another round. See how much I care about you. 🙂
She’s looking extra blazing hot in an orange bikini and playing a friendly game of volleyball. Her body is truly amazing. If you want to know what my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look like, just look at Jenna. They have the same sort of body style which is why I’m still with them. Can you blame me? Guys go crazy over Jenna and I see why. As long as we can get pictures of Jenna Bentley in a bikini, you’ll see them here, ok!!
Well it’s time for me to jet and pass the reigns over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She’s doing very well in the office and I want to congratulate her on getting Employee of the Week. She deserve it although I think I deserved it more but hey, if I came to work on time this week, I might have gotten it. LOL…PEACE!!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Cat Deeley Bikini Pictures
January 28th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey there awesome celebrity bikini gossipers! It’s the Lance Man back for another romp over hot celebs in sexy bikinis.
Here we have the very lovely Cat Deeley in a black bikini. Who’s Cat Deeley? Well she’s an English disc jockey, television presenter and former model. Presently Cat is the current host of So You Think You Can Dance and the face of Pantene shampoo in the UK. She’s very well put together looks quite hot.
I’ve only been to the UK a few times but I must admit that the women are very lovely over there. Of course, I love American women the bestest because there’s just something about American women that tickles my fancy. Only in America can you date two beautiful blonde twins and they are totally ok with it. Well I’m sure in other cultures you can but they aren’t half as hot as my Bambi and Barbie!!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures
January 27th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey wonderful peeps! Yes, it’s the lovely Lance Man back to delight your senses with the hottest celebrity bikini gossip on this planet. I’m doing pretty good. No complaints. Although I’ve been getting some pressure from my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi to tie the knot. How do you marry twins? I’m not going to entertain that thought right now…just send me your comments on what you think I should do.
Ok! I thought I’d bring back one of the most curvaceous bikini celebs that we’ve had. Yes, it’s Jenna Bentley. We’ve had her here on the site before and it’s nice to see her back. I must say that Jenna looks rather delicious in her blue colorful bikini. She can fill it out very well and for that I’m very grateful. I’ll have to admit that Jenna is one of my favorite Playboy models. She keeps herself up very well. I’d love to see her star in a very camp horror movie! Let’s see what we can work out.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Jessica Stroup Bikini Pictures
January 26th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
We have another first on Celebrity Bikini Gossip with these photos of American actress Jessica Stroup. If you don’t know her by name, you may recognize her from her role as Erin Silver on The CW television series 90210, a spin-off to the original Beverly Hills, 90210. She is also known for starring in such feature length films such as Prom Night and The Hills Have Eyes 2. She’s hanging out in a cute black and white striped bikini and looks like she’s trying to cover up some which shows us that she’s a very modest girl. Keep up the great work Jessica and look forward to seeing more of your work.
Ok, my babies…it’s time for me to say farewell until next time. Up next is the very funny Lance Butts. He cracks us all up around the office and even I look forward to hearing all about his drama filled days and nights. Take care of yourselves and I will miss you terribly. Hugs and Kisses xoxoxo! Toodles!!! JB
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
January 25th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my beautiful Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers!!!! Every day I miss you guys so much!!!! I love connecting with you and hearing your comments about hot celebs in bikinis!!! Please keep the luv coming.. Ok, we have a newbie today. It’s her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s welcome the beautiful American actress Jessica Alba. Doesn’t she look awesome in her zebra print bikini? I’ve always been in awe of her lovely figure. I wonder what her secret is. She’s one of my most favorite actresses in the world. I love her interviews. She’s always very polite and funny. Welcome to Celebrity Bikini Gossip Jessica and looking forward to more pictures of you on our family site.
Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures
January 24th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my wonderful babies!!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back to give you all wonderful hugs and kisses!!! (xoxoxoxoxo) I’ve missed you all so very much!! Ok, let’s get down to business with some hot celebrity bikini gossip! Since we’ve gotten so much feedback on our previous photo gallery of this lovely superstar, I thought we should bring her back. It’s the #1 Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger. Isn’t she absolutely fabulous? I’m such a fan of hers..well just call me her #1 groupie. I love her so much. Nicole is currently working on her 2nd solo album and I can’t wait for it to be finished so I can scoop it up. Her voice is amazing and she can really dance too as we all saw on DWTS. Keep up the great work Nicole and please hurry up and release your album!
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
January 21st, 2011 by Lance Butts
Well if it isn’t everyone’s favorite plastic surgery queen, Victoria Silvstedt hanging out amongst the “little people”. Looks like she’s trying to blend in well but you can’t Victoria? I remember saying last week how she didn’t look as plastic but I may have to take that back. She’s starting to look plastic again.
Maybe it’s just those lips. I can’t get over the over-botoxing she’s done on them. I feel sorry for her actually. There’s no need for a women to have lips that look like that and those doctors should be ashamed of themselves for lying to these woman and telling them that they’re beautiful just to get their money. But then again, I’m not a plastic surgeon. I’m sure if I were making my living through it, I’d tell them pretty much whatever they wanted to hear to get that fat pay check. 🙂
Alrighty then!!!! It’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here! No major plans, just hanging out with my babes Barbie and Bambi. They’re talking about having kids and that can get pretty complicated. Twins having babies by the same father? That’s some Jerry Springer &*^*(&. Ok, PEACE!!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Ali Landry Bikini Pictures
January 20th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Well hello dudes and dudettes! Today we have the lovely Ali Landry cruising around on the beach in a remarkably fabulous white and blue striped bikini. You remember Ali. She used to be the Dorito girl on those Dorito commercials years back.
Doesn’t look like Ali has aged a moment. What’s your secret Ali? Sold your soul to the devil did ya? They say that’s what’s going on around Hollywood for those actresses and actors like (Halle Berry) who don’t seem to age and you know they’re old (like Jennifer Aniston). I mean how can you be 45 but look 25? Ok, take off 10 years, but 20 years? That’s some hella botox going on, let me tell you.
Just take Jennifer Lopez for example. She still looks like she did when she was a Fly Girl on In Living Color. Hmmmm…..I wonder what you actually need to do to sell your soul to the devil?
This calls for some research….
Photo Credit: Bauger-Griffin
Miss America Pageant Bikini Pictures
January 19th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey Peeps!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter The Lance Man back from a very LONG weekend hanging out with my girls Barbie and Bambi. I finally told them that I loved them and yes there were tears too. I’m such a lucky guy!!
So, let’s get started with some great gossip about these hot babes in bikinis. Pictured above are two of the Miss America pageant contestants. I’m not sure which state they represent and I could really care less. I’m just looking at their bods which are amazing, fabulous, magnificent and did I say..amazing??
One thing I have to say about the Miss America pageant is that they keep the bikini competition part classy. The girls aren’t walking around in thongs which can be totally tasteless if it’s not the proper forum. Those black bikinis look awesome although these girls might need to get some chest enhancements to fill them out a little better. Not seeing much cleavage, but hey that’s just me.
They’re still hot though…
Photo Credit: WENN