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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 24th, 2013
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She has been seen parading her bikini body during her sunshine break in Hawaii. But while Stephanie Pratt’s figure may be the envy of many it seems she doesn’t get it from lounging around on the beach all day. The former reality star was seen running along the warm sand with her pet pooches in tow, showing off her athletic side as she threw around an American football. She looks amazing in a blue bikini that showcases her svelte and slender figure.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you back over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini and I’m sure she will “wow” you with her extra spunky attitude. As for me and my buddies, we’re just gonna hang out and do the local scene. We get luckier with the babes that way, although we do love Mexico!! So remember to never do anything that we would do and NEVER EVER EVER bring home any strays!!! PEACE!

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013
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She’s spent the last several days on a Barbados holiday with her on/off boyfriend Hayden Christensen. And Rachel Bilson continued her beachy fun by taking vacation snaps of a baby green monkey named Mar-Mar perched atop her gal pal’s head on Tuesday. The 31-year-old starlet could not help but crack up laughing as her bikini-clad friend carefully managed to keep the furry primate from toppling into the warm ocean. She looks like she’s having the time of her life. She’s really cute but too young for me. I’d rather date her aunt or something.

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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013
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Lauren Stoner is known for her antics on The Spin Crowd. Yet the former star of the Kim Kardashian-produced reality show is becoming more famous for parading her scantily clad figure around Miami’s South Beach, Florida. The 28-year-old Lauren was at her best again on Sunday as she showcased her amazingly tanned and toned body in a lovely magenta colored bikini. She knows how to wear a bikini and looking forward to seeing much more of this sexy blonde beauty.

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 21st, 2013
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Life is one big stage for Hayden Panettiere – and on Sunday the actress was in full performance mode again as she heated up the beach in a purple fringed bikini. The Nashville actress, 23, made waves as she frolicked in the surf with boyfriend and rumoured fiance Wladimir Klitschko. The love-struck couple were pictured flirting up a storm as they wallowed in the sea on the beach in Miami. Great for her to have found love in a loveless industry.

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Pia Rizza Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 20th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah it’s me Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies so much! We have such a wonderful bromance going on and no girl shall ever break us up!!

Ok, let’s get started with some nice pictures of Mob Wives Chicago – Pia Rizza looking rather hot in an all white bikini. Pia is quite the cougar and right up my alley. Her rather misjudged attempt to appear in Playboy magazine was rejected last month by CEO Hugh Hefner. But while Pia Rizza won’t be stripping off for the men’s publication anytime soon, the star is certainly not covering up. The former Mob Wives Chicago personality was spotted on a Los Angeles Beach on Tuesday, showing off her curvaceous body. Go Pia!

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Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 10th, 2013
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She is known for portraying tough women onscreen in films such as Girlfight and The Fast And The Furious. However, Michelle Rodriguez showed off her very feminine curves during a recent day at the beach. The 34-year-old looked curvy yet toned in a daring nude bikini complete with black trim as she relaxed on the sand sipping a beer on South Beach in Miami, Florida on Friday. The actress looked fresh-faced and gorgeous as she walked along the white sand, her long black hair tousled and wet after a dip in the ocean. Michelle flaunted her toned tummy but chose to cover up her bottom half with a large white-and-blue striped beach towel. Her nude bikini was suitably daring for a daredevil such as Michelle, and it also featured a sporty touch with criss-cross black straps on the back. Totally impressive. Vroom Vroom!!

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s been really nice to me this entire week and I wonder why…hmmm…It’s not something that she does all the time. Most of the time she gives me and my buddies dirty looks. Anyways, me and the fellas are heading back up to Beverly Hills, Cali for more romp-a-room with sexy cougar ladies. They are so much fun! I hope to make it back in one piece!!! But just remember to don’t try anything that we do because we’re too crazy to care about the consequences. Also, remember, to never bring home any strays!! Unless they own mansions in California!! PEACE!

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Kelly Osbourne Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 9th, 2013
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Following in the footsteps of her famous parents, Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne has become quite the fashionista and celebrity hostess. She’s shed most of that baby fat as you can see by the way she is filling out that gorgeous red floral bikini. As usual, Kelly has fashioned her hair in a lilac color. She has lost a total of 70 lbs thanks to a life-changing diet. And Kelly Osbourne wasn’t shy about showing off the stunning results as she soaked up the sun in Sydney, Australia, in a classy red bikini on Saturday. Keep up the great work Kelly!! You’re cute but just too young for me. I hear your mom has left your dad so tell her to call me!

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Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013
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It’s a done deal!! Reality TV star Farrah Abraham has decided to release her sex tape for 1.2 million (more or less). So get ready to get geared up for the next celebrity to grace the cover of gossip magazines and tabloids all over the world. Before the frenzy starts, Farrah decided to hang out at the beach wearing a very stunning green floral two-piece string bikini that shows off partially of what the world will see soon to come.

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013
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The 28-year-old, who is mother to her two-year-old son Phyllon, highlighted her famous assets in a jewelled pink triangle top bikini and matching barely-there bottoms. The Victoria’s Secret model giggled as she splashed around in the bright blue Atlantic Ocean. She always looks perfect but I guess that’s your job when you’re a supermodel. Her fresh face look and cute smile brings in the millions.

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Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 6th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s your most fantastical, terrific and bold and bodacious Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. The fellas and I decided to jet set out to Beverly Hills, Cali to meet up with one our friends who goes by the name of Johnny Jet! He’s into real estate so we were able to hang out at a very fancy mansion that Johnny is watching. One thing I must say is there are so many cougars just waiting for young guys like me to come along. We had a ball! I can’t tell much because a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but I will tell you that there was lots of kissing…

Ok!! Speaking of cougars, lets start off with some hot pictures of one of my favorite cougars Rita Rusic getting much attention from a cabana boy on a beach. You can tell by the smile on her face that she loves every minute. Rita looks years younger in a very delicious blue bikini that shows off her tight abs and tanned figure. Keep up the great work Rita and remember “call me”.

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Rita Ora Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 26th, 2013
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Singer Rita Ora looks casual as she hung out poolside wearing a black halter bikini top and black string bikini bottoms. She paired her look with a black baseball cap and dark sunglasses, of course. I like her music but think that she is a combination of JLO, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J wrapped up all in one but aren’t they all these days.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead head back to the states. I’ve been stuck in Mexico since last week and have been working in my hotel room because these girls are stalking us bad. We have to stick up for ourselves and be real men!! No more Mexico for a while. We need to find a place where the girls aren’t desperate and they’re older and richer. Ok, until next time, remember don’t be like us and slip home and bring home strays!! PEACE!!

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Lisa Marie Presley Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 25th, 2013
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first pages is daughter of the King of Rock Elvis Presly – Ms. Lisa Marie Presley. I call her Ms. because she’s been married so many time, I deem that appropriate for her. Lisa has recently last a lot of weight as you can see by the caving in of her stomach while she wears a really cute blue bandeau bikini top and pink and blue skirt. She’s looking like a hot cougar MILF and you know that’s exactly what I like. Lisa call me. Love the reflector sunglasses. That’s totally Hollywood.

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013
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It looks like Kristin Cavallari’s post-baby fitness regime has paid off. Just eight months after giving birth, the former star of The Hills was ready to show off her toned body as she soaked up the sun during a relaxing break in Mexico. The 26-year-old star didn’t have an inch to pinch as she parade her taut physique in two different bikinis on Sunday while hanging . the one I like the best is the blueish floral print one which she’s wearing with her hair pulled back in a bun along with a sexy pair of glasses. Kristin is a fashionista for sure.

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013
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Jessica Alba looks better every time we see her prancing around in a bikini. This time she looks pretty stunning in a purple bandeau bikini top and a wacky 1970’s purple string bikini bottom. Of course she has accessorized it with the classic movie-star sunglasses as they all do. We love Jessica Alba around here and it’s always a pleasure to see her wearing something that compliments her super flat abs and slender figure.

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Eva Langoria Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 22nd, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey oh yes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have some bad news to report. It looks like Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne brought home strays!!! No No No!! They seemed to pick up these two senioritas who wouldn’t stop stalking us and following us around the next day. See what I mean. They even said they were going to find out where we lived in Florida and come and live with us and kill any wives that we already had. Well I don’t have a wife and I just played like I was gay although that hardly worked. Oh man what are we going to do!!

Anyways, to cheer the guys up, I’m posting some pictures of their favorite crazy housewife on TV Eva Longoria wearing a delightful pink bikini while walking along the beach. Eva was happy to let it all hang out as she relaxed on the beach wearing a neon orange bikini and was clearly keen to make the most of her short trip to Puerto Rico. She relaxed on a sunlounger, swam in the sea, and took a stroll along the picture perfect white sands. The actress, whose show Desperate Housewives was cancelled last year, took plenty of time to slather herself in tanning oil, paying particular attention to her legs as she reclined in the sun. Very nice.

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