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Stephanie Pratt Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 5th, 2013
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She was introduced to MTV reality show The Hills back in 2007 as Spencer Pratt’s irrational sister. And while Stephanie Pratt may have toned down her behaviour since then, she still has a wild side. The 26-year-old wore an animal print bandeau bikini while enjoying an Easter vacation in Hawaii. Great going!! Hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in the future.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you back over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini and if you don’t address her as “Mrs” in the office, she shreks at the top of her lungs. Wow!! Alright, I think my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going down to Mexico. It’s still too cold and we need to heat things up and Mexico is the place to be!!! We love the Senoritas!! So until I get back and give you the go-ahead, never bring home any strays!!! PEACE!!!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 4th, 2013
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Still sporting the pixie short haircut is actress and rocker Miley Cyrus hanging out with a refreshing beverage and sunglasses. She’s wearing a really cute pink and green bandeau bikini that shows off her slender figure. One thing that I commend her about is the fact that she doesn’t freak out about her weight all of the time. She goes to the gym and eats healthy and that’s it. It’s really that simple.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013
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Kelly Bensimon’s abs are always rock hard. It’s like she does crunches with boulders on top of her stomach. I don’t even have abs that rock hard. How does she do that? Kelly looks amazing in a stunning white bikini that brings out her full body tan. With her hair flying through the wind and that bright white smile, you have to admit that she’s one of the hottest cougars around. Call me!!

Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013
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Now here’s a sexy MILF that I’d like to hang out with. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen doesn’t look like she has had a baby that little come out of that body. What is her secret? I want to tell my female friends. She’s hanging out beachside with baby and pet and looking like she’s about to do a photo shoot in a stunning blue bikini. Keep up the great work Gisele!! We’re all watching.

Brandi Chastain Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 1st, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most fabulous, terrific and wonderful Mr. Lance Man back from a romp in the Jersey Shore with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. It’s starting to warm up just a little bit but still too cold for me. I’m a Floridian and like it hot!! The girls still aren’t dressed scantilly enough so we are going to go back in a few more weeks. So no strays!! Yay!!

Ok, let’s start off with some pictures of slender and sleek Brandi Chastain first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Brandi looks very slender in a pastel blue and pink sports bikini. She’s striking a few dynamic poses to show off her trim physic and it’s really cool. Keep up the great work Brandi!

Lisa Hochstein Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 22nd, 2013
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Lisa Hochstein, 30, showed off the results of Dr Lenny Hochstein’s handy work as she posed for a photo shoot at her sprawling waterfront home on Wednesday. Donning multiple teeny bikinis, Lisa showed off her equally tiny and trim body. The reality TV star, who has made three appearances in Playboy, has been open about her plastic surgery procedures, admitting to rhinoplasty and two boob jobs. Her husband, who is known as the ‘Boob God’, performed the second of her two breast enlargements. Lisa told She Knows in October last year: ‘I had a boob job when I was 19. And it wasn’t the best job. When I met my husband, I always wanted to fix it. And since he’s known as “The Boob God,” I thought if I’m walking around with him, my breasts should really look great. Otherwise people would think he did this not-so-great job.

Alrighty then! Dudes and dudettes it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini! Oh and by the way I did hook up with that girl Bambi’s mom. Turns out she’s a real estate developer and I’m in search of a new house. Sweet!! My buddies and I are headed to the Jersey Shore to see if it’s warmed up any and to visit Vinnie’s parents since that’s where he’s from. Until the next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays and in my case if you do, make sure you get her mom’s number too!! lol PEACE!!!

Kerry Katona Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 21st, 2013
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She’s been famously unlucky in love, and has two failed marriages behind her at the age of 32. But Kerry Katona looked happier than ever as she recently enjoyed a PDA-packed Dubai break with her boyfriend of seven months, George Kay. And it would appear the reality star’s romance is doing wonders for her figure as she paraded her slim physique in a flattering white string bikini. He’s a strapping young buck that probably keeps all over attention but that’s ok because I’m looking for something about 10 yrs her senior. She’s cute though.

Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 20th, 2013
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With her cellie in hand, cougarish Kelly Bensimon looks stunning in a black string bikini. Kelly Bensimon’s not so secret secret to a fabulous body is lots of exercise. The former Real Housewives of New York star showed off her fabulously toned figure for a bikini shoot in Miami, Florida, on Saturday. Kelly, who is 44, was remarkably lean and trim from those shapely legs to the rock-hard abs that one could bounce a quarter off of.

Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013
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At 19 when she first burst onto the music scene in 2001, she flaunted her petite frame in array of various revealing outfits. One child and 12 years later, it seems Christina Milian has some kind of hold on the ageing process as she showed off her enviable bikini body on Sunday. Currently on an all girls holiday in Cabo, the 31-year-old stood out during a beach party in a metallic two-piece as she got down with revelers. Keep up the great work Christina.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 18th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yes, you know it’s the one and only Mr. Lance Man!!!! I’m back and it’s all good!! This past week my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I hung out around the Tampa, Florida area because we like to check out the local scene. Ybor City is always alive with plenty of girls falling down drunk. Not that we take advantage of these girls because we’re total gentlemen but there are some guys that aren’t. Anyways…I met this cute girl named Bambi (yeah Bambi). She’s a model. Why do I keep getting these model babes when all I really want is a cougar sugar mama who can take care of me. I gave Bambi my number but I think I’m going to go after her mom.

Ok, dudes and dolls, let’s hear it for fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee who looks outstanding! Did I forget to say Outstanding!! Yeah, in a British type of bikini that shows off her former fatty figure. She’s the first one to tell you how big she used to be and now she’s slimmed down and looks “oh so good”. Keep up the great work Jennifer. But frankly you’re too young for me. I will take your grandmother’s number if she’s available.

Toni Garrn Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 8th, 2013
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Beautiful Toni Garrn is a German model. In 2008, she got her big break in the fashion industry after signing an exclusive contract with Calvin Klein. Currently, she is showing off her awesomely slim and curvy figure in a spiced black and white string bikini. Wow will you look at those legs? They go on and on for miles!! My buddy Vinnie Lasagne goes crazy for girls like that. I, on the other hand, enjoy the cougarish type.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She demands us all in the office to refer to her as such. I personally see her as the skinny, fraile girl who wishes she could fit into a bikini but it would probably fall off on her but hey, she’s married and if that’s what her man likes then more power to him. I, personally, like girls with lots of curves to go around. Ok, I’m not sure what my buddies and I are going to get into this weekend but I will let you know when we get back. Just remember to stay true to yourself and to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!

Shandi Finnessey Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 7th, 2013
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American beauty queen, Shandi Finnessey is a model, television hostess, and actress. She is best known for winning the Miss USA title as Miss Missouri USA. Right now she is blowing our minds in a very delightful white bikini with gold trim. You can see that she has the perfect figure for modeling. Why doesn’t she have her own reality TV show? That’s what I want to know.

Petra Benova Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
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Slovakian model Petra Benova stuns us in a super sexy pink ruffled bikini that shows off her sleek and slim figure. She’s hanging out beachside with long blonde hair that blows in the wind. Don’t you just love that? I don’t know if she has a husband or boyfriend but she looks cougarish to me and something that’s just my style. Petra, call me.

Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013
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Let’s welcome for the first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip, beautiful bikini model Nina Agdal. Nina is a Danish fashion model. Agdal, who grew up in Hillerød, Denmark. She has modeled for Billabong, Macy’s, Frederick’s of Hollywood, and Victoria’s Secret. In 2012, she made her first appearance in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and was subsequently named the issue’s “Rookie of the Year. Now that’s a very impressive portfolio. Nina looks very fashionable and fun in a neon green and blue lace bikini that looks more like lingerie then swimwear but I’m not complaining. Not one bit. 🙂

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 4th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh YES!!! You really know it’s the Lance Man back from a crazy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Buds til the end!! The West Virginia hills are the best! Very cold but we had lots of fun with our friend Johnny Juice that has a cabin out there. Johnny loves to hunt so we did a little bit of that although I didn’t hit anything and I’m kinda glad because I’m not that into hunting. No babes were around but that was ok. We all bonded and vowed to NEVER bring home any strays!!! Next week we are headed to Mexico City to get heated up!!

Alright, hanging out at the beach is the very beautiful Rosie Huntington Whiteley splashing around. She looks really sporty in a swimsuit top and purple, black and blue swirled bottoms. It’s really cool the way her hair blows in the wind, isn’t it? I love her long legs and cute smile. Keep up the great work Rose! It’s always a delight to showcase her pictures here on Celebrity Bikini Gossip.