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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 25th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, it’s the Lance Man back to astonish you with awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis!

Back from a wonderful weekend and have some news for you guys but will share it at the end of this post. So, let’s get this bikini party started with some super HOT pictures of Kelly Brook in a very stunning blue bikini. I must say that I like a woman with curves and that’s exactly what she has. I’m a big fan of Kelly because she does like wearing bikinis and they look awesome on her. Hey Kelly, if you’re reading this, give me a call. I’m single now.

Yup, the Lance Man is single. Gail and I broke up. It’s a long story but basically it came down to me being her boy toy and the Lance Man is no one’s boy toy. Sure the trips were nice but not at the price of my manhood. So that’s that. My mom is happy about it though. She never liked me dating an older woman. So all of you lovely ladies out there…I’m back!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011
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Back by popular demand is a return gallery of the beautiful Shauna Sand. Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans go wild over her pictures and it’s because she looks great in a swimsuit. In these photos, the beautiful Shauna is posing in an animal print bikini that shows off her lovely tan.

One thing that I really like about Shauna is her willingness to take pictures. She likes being the center of attention and why not. She spends lots of money to look good and she wants to show it off. You can’t blame her for that. Keep up the great work Shauna.

Ok, folks, it’s time to turn this over to the forever spunky Jenny Bikini. I want to congratulate her on getting “Employee of the Month” again. Hmmm, I wonder how she always manages to win? Anyways, it’s been fun. My life is great. I’m still dating Gail although not for long. I’ll update you guys soon. Remember to not bring home any strays! PEACE!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 18th, 2011
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Hello!! Hope that you had a wonderful weekend. The Lance Man had a great one and I’m so delighted to get back to share these awesome pics of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis.

Let’s start the week off with some smoking pics of Shauna Sand wearing a hot green string bikini. Her tan is amazing along with a flawless figure. I have to give it up to Shauna for keeping herself in such great shape.

Hey what’s the black tattoo around her left ankle? Is that a bar code so it’s easy if she needs to return her plastic parts?

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 15th, 2011
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Hey hey hey!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back to totally dive with you into the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in their sexiest bikinis!

Let’s get this party started with HOT pictures of Ashley Tisdale wading through rocky ocean waters wearing a black and white striped bikini with a cool design on them. She’s wearing these funky blue sunglasses in the water that are kind of cute. Why do lots of celebs wear sunglasses while swimming? Well, we love the way that Ashley Tisdale’s bikini fits her. She has the best taste. Oh Ashley, if I asked you out on a date like that Marine guy did to the actress (who said “Yes”), will you go out with me?

Yeah, I had a great weekend and contrary to what Jenny Bikini says, I don’t have girlfriend issues. Is she jealous that I have a girlfriend and she’s been single for years? Hmmm…

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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 11th, 2011
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I hope that my wife (whenever the Lance Man gets married) looks great just like Real Housewives of Orange County beauty Gretchen Rossi. Her blue eyes are sparkling along with that red, white and blue bikini. It looks like Gretchen likes keeping an all over body tan which is very appealing. She sure takes away the frumpy stigma of being a housewife. She’s such a proud American that even her high heels represent our flag. Keep up the great work Gretchen and looking forward to seeing more of you in a bikini.

Ok, folks, the Lance Man will now slide this over to the very spunky Jenny Bikini. Everyone in the office likes her and I can see why. We’ve come a long way and I’m glad to work with her. The Lance Man is really working hard to bring you the best celebrities in their hottest bikinis. So until next time, keep your head up and don’t bring home any strays! PEACE!!

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Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 8th, 2011
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It seems like every time we see Sarah Harding, she has a different look and I think that’s totally cool. In these photos, she’s walking along the beach in a black bikini. This time she’s a blonde and looking awesome. Sarah is very popular on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and it’s always our pleasure to show pictures of her. Her swimsuit fits her to a T and she has such a sassy appeal while walking along the beach.

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Jessica Jane Clement Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 7th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man back from a very long weekend to amaze you with your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis! I hope your holiday and week has been as eventful as mine.

New to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the very lovely Jessica Jane Clement. She’s an English glamour model and actress that we would love to get to know better. She’s wearing a very hot black bikini that looks great on her. It looks like she’s hanging out at a pool where she probably took a nice refreshing dip and then uses the shower to wash off some of that chlorine. Not sure what is in that big white bottle she’s holding but it could be tanning lotion that she’s rubbing on her upper extremity.

She has a tattoo of a rose on her left shoulder that’s really cool along with a red bejeweled belly button. Very nice. I really hope that we see much more of her on Celebrity Bikini Gossip.

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Silvia Toffanin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011
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We just love Italians like the beautiful Silvia Toffanin. She’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip so let’s give her a wonderful welcome. Silvia Toffanin is an Italian television host and journalist.

In her photo it looks like she is enjoying herself in a body of water wearing a lovely pink bikini tank top and bottom. As usual with a lot of other television stars who are wearing bikinis, she’s wearing sunglasses to shade her eyes from the sun. She’s super fit and trim and looks awesome in her bikini. Hope to see you come to the USA and maybe do a reality TV show or something. Would be nice.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to pass the buck over to the spunky Jenny Bikini. Life is great and I’m just living it up as a wonderful bachelor (with a girlfriend, of course). Things are great on this side! No complaints! Have a great week, don’t bring home any strays and PEACE!

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Miss USA Contestants Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 27th, 2011
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Hey it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend to romance you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis!

Let’s start out with more pictures of the beautiful Miss USA Contestants in bikinis. This time they’re at a pool party dancing around and having fun getting sweet bikini tans. In these photos are Miss New York in a beautiful rainbow colored binki and Miss Virginia in lovely black bikini. They’re striking lovely poses for their respective states and adoring fans. The other photo shows even more ladies and contestants wearing eye catching bikinis.

Wouldn’t you just love to be there? I know that the Lance Man would have been in total heaven surrounded by all of those lovely women. Good luck ladies.

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Katie Price Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 24th, 2011
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Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back!! It’s hard work and I love my job which is so exciting scouting for the hottest pictures of sexy celebs in awesome bikinis!

Let’s get started with a return of super hot British television personality, occasional singer and former glamour model, Katie Price. Looks like in these pictures that Katie is coming out of a blue tank top to reveal an extremely buxom and colorful bikini. The colors are so vibrant and exciting. Katie looks like she’s had some more work done on her body and face which is fine by me. I don’t knock any woman who wants to improve their appearance and it sure looks great on her.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Miss USA Contestants Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 20th, 2011
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Yeah yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend to present to you the hottest Miss USA Contestants in sexy bikinis! I hope all of you Dads out their in Celebrity Bikini Gossip land had a great weekend. I love my Dad, he’s the best.

Ok, let’s get this party started! Here are the beautiful Miss Virginia and Miss Maryland strutting their stuff for the judges in sexy bikinis. Aren’t they hot???? Yes they are!! Bright smiles, tanned and toned and walking in super high heels like they were sneakers. I don’t know how these girls do it but they’re looking great and good luck to them all.

Alright, it’s time to pass this to Miss Jenny Bikini who is anxious and ready to show you even more hot pictures of celebrities in bikinis. I’m on assignment and will bring you more hot pictures this week as well. So stay positive and focused! Not much going on with Gail right now because we’re taking things slow. I like Gail a lot but I’m not ready for marriage! So we’re still dating….see you soon! PEACE!

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Lucy Mecklenburgh, Jessica Wright & Lydia Rose Bright Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 16th, 2011
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Lucy Mecklenburgh, Jessica Wright & Lydia Rose Bright look totally hot in their sexy swimsuits. These beautiful babes hail from the British reality TV show “The Only Way To Essex”. They’re walking around somewhere in Spain with guides and random guys following them around. I can’t blame the guys because I would too. What’s totally hot is the way they’re walking around in those really high heels. I tip my had to any woman that can do that. All three have stunning bodies and spectacular tans. Too bad they’re not here in America for us to obsess about all the time but that’s ok, just come here to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and do it. We’re always open. 🙂 Have a great weekend!

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 16th, 2011
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Hey Hey! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back to groove and move you with the sexiest celebrities in their hottest bikinis. It’s been a long week and lots to catch you up with me!

Before I do that, I want to take a long hard look at these pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking like “Bo Derek 2011”. O…M…G….that about sums up my feelings about how totally mind blowing she looks in her pink bikini with the words “celebrating”, “famous” and “VIP” written all over it. Yes she is all of those words and more. Her tan is just mesmerizing and those long blonde braids are truly captivating. It’s always such a pleasure Karissa. Now all you need is your own reality TV show with just you.

As for me, my relationship with Gail is under “construction”. Oh, yeah, I know just last week we were running through tulips but this past weekend she gave me an ultimatum and the Lance Man doesn’t do well with ultimatums. I like being single and hanging out with her but she wants to get really serious…like married serious…so I told her we needed to put a “halt” on things. Even though she wines and dines me, I’m still my own man. Anyways, we’ll see how it goes. Oh, btw Barbie and Bambi say “Hi”. They came by my place over the weekend with my best friend, Tony Fish, and we had a bbq and all is well. We’re friends.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 10th, 2011
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Hey, it’s the queen of botox Victoria Silvstedt looking quite buxom in a brand new white halter top bikini. I’ve seen that tv show called “Pretty Hurts” and it does hurt and I wonder if we’re going to see her on that show like the other celebrities getting injections inside her lips and forehead. It must cost a fortune to maintain that look.

I’m a big fan of Victoria. I like her and think she’s a woman who likes to look her best and there is nothing wrong with that. I love teasing her and would really enjoy meeting her in person. Her body is rocking hard!!!!

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet out for another great weekend with my gal Gail. She says “Hi” and that she reads my posts and laughs all the time. I’m so happy to have a fun relationship with her. Older women just have a more reserved beautiful about them without all of the insecurities and we just laugh and have so much fun!!! Ok, have fun this weekend and remember to not bring home any strays!!! PEACE!

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Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 9th, 2011
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Yeah, the Lance Man is back with these super hot pictures of the beautiful, fabulous and awesome Julianne Hough. You might say I have a hard thing for her and who wouldn’t. She looks extra svelte and sexy in this blue and white specked bikini. Flattest abs I’ve ever seen and a body tan that won’t quit!

Julianne, you’re about to become even a really big star. Anyways, I can’t wait until the movie “Footloose” comes out so I can see her acting skills. Hopefully, I’ll have positive things to day because even though she’s really fine, if she can’t act…I’ll let you know! But with a body like that,,,,I can be very partial…:)

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