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Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man here ready to tickle your senses with the hottest pics of your favorite celebs!!

Ok, let’s get started with this bring back of one of my favorite sexy bikini models Aubrey O’Day. The response to her pictures earlier posted were so strong, we just had to bring her back. She’s super hot and in these pictures with that skimpy bikini bottom, I know you’re probably double clicking right now.

Life is good for the Lance Man! Gail and I are going strong and I think I’m falling harder than ever for her. Ahhh love, isn’t it grand?

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Aubrey O’Day Bikini Pictures

Friday, June 3rd, 2011
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Aubrey O’Day is looking totally fabulous in a white bikini that won’t stop! Who is Aubrey O’Day? She is an American singer, actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane. On an October 2008 episode of the reality show Making the Band, O’Day was declared no longer a member of the girl group. So that’s some back history on this lovely babe.

Where is the reality show on her??? Come on people, you can’t pass on this one. She’s totally hot and beautiful and I’d be the first one to tune into a reality show with her in it. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is on world wind romance with Gail. Life is so good. Sure Barbie and Bambi call me to tell me how sick they’re getting from the pregnancy (although only one of them is preggers) but since they’re twins, they feel connected. Tony Fish is doing well. He’s dating this new girl that he meet at the gym the other day. He forgot her name but said that she could do 200 crunches in less than 5 minutes. lol Have a great weekend everyone!!! Life is wonderful!!!! PEACE!

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011
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Back by popular demand are more pictures of the beautiful Julianne Hough. The more that I see her face, the more that I like it. She’s a fresh faced beauty that by this time next year, will be right up there with all of the other Hollywood starlets who are taking this town by storm. One thing that I like about Julianne right now is that she’s scandal free. Let’s keep it that way Julianne and you’re looking totally awesome in your bikini, btw. 🙂

Photo Credit: Wenn

Sasha Jackson Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful, spectacular weekend with my new girlfriend Gail!! Yes, it’s official and I’m calling her my girlfriend now and it feels good!!!

So let’s get right down to business with these awesome pictures of Sasha Jackson looking extra yummy in her bikini. She’s a British actress who’s name is up and coming and you’re sure to hear more about her in the future. In these pictures she looks like an amazon standing on her tippy toes in that green number! Very nice Sasha and keep up the great work!

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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 26th, 2011
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Elisabetta Canalis is still currently dating George Clooney and I’m so happy for them (NOT). She’s one of the most beautiful human beings on this planet. It would be nice to hang out with her, don’t you think. I’m wondering why is she sitting alone? Why isn’t George sitting at her feet. That’s what I would do for you Elisabetta. I wouldn’t leave you alone for a single moment. Why don’t these guys treat their women like queens? Anyways, Elisabetta, anytime you want a real man, just come my way. Although I’m in a relationship, I’d like to be your friend. 🙂

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to meet up with Gail. She said that she’s taking me away for another surprise weekend and I’m very excited. I’m really falling for this wonderful lady. I’m so tired of hanging out with blonde bimbos that look good on my arm but have nothing to offer me. Gail is so wonderful. I hope this works out. Ok, I’ll let you know how the weekend turns out! Until then, don’t take in any strays!!! PEACE!!!

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011
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Hey, it’s another newly single super hot babe Bar Refaeli looking extra hot in a sexy bikini. She just broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m so happy!!! She was too good for that dude too and I’m very excited to see who she’s going to date next. She’s too fine to be with some movie star who’s much rather stare at himself in the mirror than adore this lovely babe with all of his attention or else she wouldn’t have left him. Bar if you were my woman, I’d give you massages every day and paint your toe nails. You are my queen!!!

Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011
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Hey hey hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of hot celebrities in sexy bikinis!! Life is wonderful. I feel like I’m floating on clouds in my new relationship and I’ll give you all of the juicy updates below.

Right now, let’s welcome the newly single Jessica Biel to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She recently just broke up with Justin Timberlake and I’m so happy!! It’s about time this beautiful woman was on the market again! I always thought she was too beautiful for that dude and he couldn’t handle a total babe like her. Don’t worry Jessica, the Lance Man has a hard shoulder for you to cry on whenever you need. She’s a total babe and I’ve watched the movie “The A-Team” like 10 times just to see her scenes. I love you Jessica!!

Ok, my relationship with Gail is still going strong. As a matter of fact we broke the news to my mom this weekend and she gave us her blessing. I kind of think it was a fake blessing because she didn’t smile when she said it but nonetheless it was a blessing. Of course, my mom wants to see her boy with a young woman with a chance of giving her grandchildren because Gail can’t have kids but I’m happy with my sugar momma! Life is great!!

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
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Oh yes! It’s about time that we added pictures of the ever spunky and front runner of gossip magazines all over the world, Miss Miley Cyrus. It’s her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we welcome her. I’m a fan of Miley’s risque persona now kind of scares me. I feel like she could beat me up or something. Anyways, she looks great in a bikini. Look forward to seeing more of you Miley.

Ok folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out for another LONG weekend with my new girl Gail. She says that she has a surprise for me and I can’t wait. I really like dating cougars because it’s all about having fun together and I don’t have to keep reassuring her that she’s pretty. She’s very confident and I think that’s sexy in a woman. We both plan on telling my mom together and I’ll let you guys know how that goes. So please keep your fingers crossed!! Until next time, don’t bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011
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It’s the Lance Man here to present to you one of the hottest young starlets out today – Miss. Julianne Hough. In my book, she’s amazing. She’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we just want to give her a proper welcome. I’m so happy to be the first one to post pics of this amazing woman.

Expect to see a lot of her in the up and coming future. Not only is she an American professional ballroom dancer, country music singer and actress. She is most widely known for being a two-time winner of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Julianne is also by the way the youngest sister of dancer Derek Hough from DWTS. She will also star as Ariel in the 2011 remake of the Paramount film Footloose opposite Kenny Wormald as Ren McCormack.

So keep your eyes open for her in the coming months and in the meantime I’ll keep my eyes on her now in that sexy pink bikini. 🙂

Photo Credit: Fame

Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 16th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yeah yeah it’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend!!! It was great but of course drama unfolds where ever I’m at. Of course, I’ll give you the hot details below.

So let’s start this super hot week off with some blazing pictures of Playboy Playmate twin Karissa Shannon. She’s my favorite out of the twins. Her sister Kristina is cute too but there’s just something about Karissa that makes my heart skip a beat. She’s looking mighty fine in a black and white polka dot bikini that really compliments her figure. But, surely, anything she wears compliments her figure. We never see Karissa in anything but a bikini on the beach and I’d like to see her do something on TV, maybe act. I doubt she can because with looks like that, you can’t have it all. But I’d still like to see her run along the beach in slow-mo. 🙂

Well, as you all know, I’m in this sorta relationship with my mom’s friend Gail. This past weekend we went out to the Florida Keys. She has a beautiful home down there so we relaxed and mostly sat by the pool and got waited on hand and foot. I love the attention but I can tell that she’s really getting serious about me. I enjoy being a boy-toy and am just fresh out of a relationship with Barbie and Bambi (who still call). I plan on changing my phone number because the more that I think about them, I would like to distance myself. My best friend Tony Fish wanted to come and hang out with me at the Keys but after what he did with Barbie and Bambi, I’m keeping him at a distance too because I know Tony will jump all over Gail and I kind of want her to myself. Anyways, I want to take things slow but Gail thinks we should tell my mom. I have to think this over because she’s a sweet lady and I don’t want to lead her on because she’s really been nice to me. Of course, I’ll keep you all informed on what happens.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011
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Back again by my request is the beautiful Maria Menounos. As I reported in her previous gallery, I used to have the biggest crush on her and still do. She’s always been one of my favorite MTV veejays. In these pictures, she’s flashing that beautiful smile that gives me chills all over.

I think Maria would be an awesome actress to star in some sort of horror movie or maybe even a love story. Her stunning good looks and natural grace is sure to sell tickets. You’re still by biggest crush Maria!!

Oh, good folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out and pass the buck over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini. I plan on spending some more time this week with Gail and will give you guys an update when I get back next week. Barbie and Bambi are still calling me but I’ve moved on. I’ll send a baby shower gift only because Tony Fish is my friend. In the meantime, don’t do anything I would do! PEACE!!

Photo Credit: Fame

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 9th, 2011
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Happy Monday!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a WONDERFUL weekend! I’ll fill you in with all of the hot and steamy details below!

Right now, I want to look back at these awesome pictures of Heidi Montag’s (pre-plastic surgery) bikini days. I thought she looked perfectly fine. Heidi doesn’t look like this now. She’s filled out and pumped up to the max right now. I didn’t think she needed to do anything to her body but it seems she had a negative self image of herself and wanted to improve her look.

I just want to tell you girls out there that you don’t need to have any work done to your bodies. You were born beautiful and you should always remember that! If a guy doesn’t accept you for how you look, then that’s his problem. Just dump him and find a real man! As some of you may know, I like girls who have had chest enhancements but when girls do things to their faces, it usually ends up making them look uglier. So stay true to yourself!

Now, about ME! I had a wonderful weekend with my new lady friend Gail. As I said before, she’s a cougar and my mother’s age and her friend. My mother still hasn’t found out about our relationship as of right now but I suspect someone will tell her eventually and when she asks me about it, I’ll just tell her that Gail and I are exploring our options with each other. If she disapproves then I’ll just have to break it off which is why I’m not telling my mother yet. I’m enjoying the benefits of being a boy toy! 🙂 Gail and I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant on Friday night. Afterwards we went to her place, had a bottle of wine and just talked. She let me know that her intentions were serious and I told her that we should just take our time. No hanky panky if that’s what you’re wondering. But I’ll keep you posted. lol

Laura Croft Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 6th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man back to THRILL you with the hottest pictures of celebs in bikinis! Yeah I know you missed me. 🙂 It’s a happy day and I’m so glad that my life is changing for the better. I’ll let you in on the juicy details below!

Right now, let’s welcome the very beautiful Laura Croft to Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time. No, it’s not the action hero although she’s fine too. This one is an American model. She was the Playmate of the Month for the July 2008 issue of Playboy magazine. I missed that issue so I think I’ll need to go over to Hef’s house to catch up.

Croft appeared as WWE Superstar Randy Orton’s “wife” in an angle on an episode of WWE Raw. She now co-stars in the E! series Holly’s World and is studying to be a personal physical fitness trainer. Nice. I hope to see much more of her, especially in hot bikinis.

Well, you guys, the Lance Man just hit the jackpot. I like cougars and that’s no secret. Although this particular cougar is my mother’s best friend. Her name is Gail and she’s my mother’s age. The woman is very wealthy which always intrigued me. Her husband died and left her millions. I guess she heard about my break up with Barbie and Bambi and she called me to console me. We met Sunday night for cocktails and the rest is Lance Man history. I won’t kiss and tell but let’s just say that she stopped by for lunch today at my job and bought me a new Rolex. Jackpot! I’ve needed a woman like this. Someone who understands me. The only problem is telling my mom. Thankfully my mother doesn’t read my articles but my friends and family members do. So….seems like the Lance Man is back in full drama effect!! We’re going out to this fancy restaurant for dinner tonight. I’m so excited. I’ll keep you all posted! PEACE!

Photo Credit: WENN

Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 2nd, 2011
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Happy Monday! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful and relaxing weekend all alone. I can hardly believe it too. Since I broke up with Barbie and Bambi, it’s been kinda lonely and quiet around but that’s about to change. It’s sort of a secret and I’ll tell you all by the time we get together again!

So to start this week out on a high note, we’re posting another hot gallery of Hollywood starlet Megan Fox hanging out on the beach. I can tell you right now that the leg in the 2nd photo on the right is of her hubby but I cut him out because we don’t need to see him. He’s not in a bikini.

Megan’s last movie was Passion Play which was a direct-to-dvd movie. That’s not good Meggie. At only 24 yrs, your career should be sky rocketing all over the place. The movie before that Jonah Hex did ok at the box office so you should start thinking what you can do to spruce up your status. Sure you’re fine as heck but that means nothing if you can’t sell movies.

You’re still one of my favorite crushes Meggie and maybe it’s because she married and nobody really likes to lust after a married woman. Only time will tell. Although I must say she looks stunning in her bikini. Wow!

Ok, my bikini gremlins, it’s time for the Lance Man to temp pass the reigns over to the cheerful Jenny Bikini. She was just recently appointed Employee of the Month. Congrats Jenny! Would it be because you bring the boss donuts every other day? I’m just saying. It means she gets the primo parking spot which used to be MY parking spot until they started the Employee of the Month deal. Anyways….stay true to yourselves and I’ll see you soon!! PEACE!

Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 29th, 2011
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Kate Upton is my brand new crush! Who’s Kate Upton? Well she’s new to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family and we’re glad to showcase her lovely photos. Kate Upton is an American model known for her appearance in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for which she was named “Rookie of the Year”. She deserves the title because she is awesome.

Her face is very fresh and natural looking. She’s not all caked up with makeup. That smile could launch a thousand ships and could bring a nation down to their knees. I bet she’s a really nice person too.

I’m sure we’ll show many more pictures of Kate Upton’s bikini body so keep your eyes open.

Have a great weekend everyone!! I’m still shocked that I’m a free man and I want to thank all of the lovely women for sending in notes and pictures of themselves but I’m concentrating on my career right now. Not sure if I’m ready to date yet but when I’m ready, I will be sure to consider your offers.