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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 5th, 2011
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Hey hey hey!!!! It’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my best buddy Tony Fish. I’ll give you all of the juicy details!

Let’s start this week of with some nice plump lipped pictures of Victoria Silvstedt lounging around in a khaki green bikini. I think she’s had a lip reduction because her lips don’t look as gawdy as they used to and if so, then kudos to you Vicky. As usual she looks hot in her bikini and Vicky always makes sure she has the best all over body tan. Keep up the great work Vicky.

Now about my weekend! It was totally fabulous. We went down to Mexico and had a ball. The girls are so friendly down there, I wonder why? 🙂 We were good boys and just hung out at a few dance clubs and we didn’t bring home any strays! Mexico is fun.

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Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011
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Oh hey, it’s the very lovely Brooke Hogan (the legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan’s daughter), looking buff as ever in a pink bikini. Brooke’s all over body tan looks so awesome and her belly button jewelry is cute. She’s very proud of the fact that she’s a daddy’s girl and when she took her father to see her barely there sculpture, people were very critical of her but I thought it was awesome. He’s her dad and she wanted to share it with her parent rather than hide it from them. I think that just goes to show how close of family they are and I say Kudos Brooke!

Ok, it’s time to pass the ball over to the very prompt, spunky and cheerful Jenny Bikini. Take care of yourselves and I’m off for another extra long weekend with Tony Fish. Maybe we’ll go back to Miami to meet those bikini dancers or maybe we might head out to Las Vegas were there party never stops!! I’ll let you guys know so you can live vicariously through The Lance Man!! Oh yeah!!!! PEACE!!!

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AnnaLynn McCord Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 29th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back from another awesome weekend. I’ll tell you all about it below!

But I wanted to blow your mind first with these awesome pictures of supermodel AnnaLynn McCord out and about in a delicious green bikini that fits her to a T. It looks like she’s doing some sort of sparing or dress up for a photo shoot. Her hair looks so hot all messed up like that in the picture on the right. She’s so gorgeous and I never get tired of looking at her in a bikini. I love you Anna! Call me.

Ok, so, yeah, me and my best friend Tony Fish flew in his private jet out to Miami because that’s the place to be. Tony broke up with my ex-girlfiriend Twins Barbie and Bambi but he’s still being a father to the baby, just for an update. So he’s single again and we met these hot girls who just so happen to be lawyers who moonlight as bikini dancers. Is the economy that bad? They haven’t taken the bar yet so technically they’re not lawyers but will be taking the bar in two weeks. We had lots fun and it’s great to know future lawyers in case you get into a sticky situation.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 26th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back to groove with you with the HOTTEST pictures of your FAVORITE celebrities!! I’m just ready to get this weekend started! Tony Fish and I have a date with destiny. A few girls that we met last weekend at my celebrity dude’s friends secret party are throwing an all girl’s pool party and we’re crashing it. Yeah!!!

Ok, she’s not a MILF yet but you can just take of the “M” and that’s how I feel about Jennifer Aniston. She looks just like she did when she was on that TV show where she lived in that crowded apartment with her friends. After Brad left her, I kinda felt sorry for the girl but looks like she’s probably making more money than him. Every time I turn around, she’s in a new movie and it’s a hit. Go Jen! Call me!

It’s about that time and the Lance Man is partying for the weekend. See you soon and hope yours is as smoking as mine is going to be. I’ll fill you in on all the details when I get back!

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Stacy Upton Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 22nd, 2011
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The Lance Man hopes that you had a great weekend. Of course, I did. I spent it meeting some great new girls at a party held by one of my celebrity friends. I can’t tell you the celebs because it was a secret party where only hot girls were invited and he sort of has a girlfriend and didn’t want anyone to know. Hmmm…I bet you’d like to know.

Anyways, I thought I’d bring this week in with a bang with hot pictures of Stacy Upton on the catwalk wearing a super sexy midnight blue bikini. Boy, she looks great doesn’t she? Believe it or not, she claims her assets are natural and they are very impressive. Women are paying thousands of dollars to look just like her and she has it natural. Lucky girl!

Oh wow, it’s already time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini who, if I can remember correctly, hasn’t been on a date in over 6 months. I’d like to set her up with my friends but she keeps refusing. Oh well, it’s her loss but it’s not like they’re knocking down her door. She says she particular and wants a guy with good morals and values. Ummm, what’s that? lol…anyways! See you soon and remember to not bring home any strays! PEACE!

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Imogene Thomas Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 19th, 2011
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We love newbies to Celebrity Bikini Gossip, so it’s my pleasure to present to you the very beautiful Imogene Thomas. I’m totally blown away with her beauty. She’s a beautiful model that looks very alluring in a purple shiny bikini that truly enhances her femininity. If you’re like me then you can really appreciate these photos. She’s splashing around in a pool and then stepping out with a “Bo Derek” sort of walk. Well she’s surely a “10” and we hope to see much more of Ms. Thomas in the future. Don’t you?

Ok, it’s the weekend so enjoy yourself. I’ll see you Monday and remember, don’t bring home any strays!!

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 18th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a very LONG weekend and hanging with my best buddy Tony Fish. We met so many women over this past weekend…but we didn’t bring home any strays!!!

Ok, so let me do the honors of introducing to you the woman of my dreams, yes, of course, you know it’s Bar Refaeli posing in two different bikinis. She looks like a 1960’s supermodel that’s warped her way into the future. Bar, call me. I’m loving each bikini because it brings out her natural appeal. Nobody can take a picture like Bar if you ask my humble opinion and the fact that she’s now single, makes it even more awesome! I’m just going to take a few moments out to sit back and stare! Won’t you join me?

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Ashley Tisdale and Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 12th, 2011
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It’s so much fun to see best bff’s Ashley Tisdale and Julianne Hough hanging out in sexy bikinis. These are my most favorite girls in the world right now. They’re up and coming Hollywood starlets that haven’t made their marks yet but will very soon. Everyone is anticipating Julianne’s role in the remake of the movie “Foot Loose” which will soon make her a household name. Ashley is a TV favorite who could get any role she wanted. They’re just so stunning in their bikinis. Keep up the great work girls and remember that I’m each of your #1 fan.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to generate this over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Sure I sing around the office and it’s because I’m a happily single man. Sorry you’re not happily single Jenny but like you said, your prince will come. Yeah. Ok, folks, I’m off for another long weekend with Tony Fish in Miami. We’re going snorkeling. Can’t wait! PEACE!!!

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Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 11th, 2011
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Always welcome to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the lovely Adriana Lima. Here she’s looking extra delicious in a leopard print string bikini wading around in the ocean. Her tan is breath taking and it looks like her trainer is really doing her some justice. It’s always great to see her beautiful body roaming around. I wish she’d get out more often. Loving the bikini Adriana.

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man back from a hot weekend in Las Vegas with my best friend Tony Fish. We met the hottest chicks but we didn’t bring home any strays…lol.. So let’s get this party started.

Hanging out on her native island of Barbados is the lovely singing sensation Rihanna. She’s been getting lots of press lately because of her ultra sexy outfits and it looks like everyone is going “gaga” over her in this super hot white bikini. I can see why. She looks great and I’m so happy that she got rid of that red (Road Runner) hair. I like her natural brown hair color better. Keep up the great work Rihanna and remember we’re always watching.

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Rose Huntington-Whiteley Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 4th, 2011
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Watch out for this beautiful up and coming supermodel that goes by the name of Rose Huntington-Whiteley. She’s currently one of the most sought after models in the world. This stunning beauty looks awesome in her bikinis. The first is a sienna and brown colored bikini that fits her to a T. Her lips are very full which women everywhere are trying to get with botox but hers are natural. She also looks very captivating in a black and pink bikini that shows off her super slender figure. I must say that I’m one of her biggest fans. Keep an eye open for her.

Ok, it’s the time to pass this over to Ms. Jenny Bikini who is very obsessed with my dating status. Yes, I’m single and loving every moment. I’ve just accepted the fact that I’m not a one woman man. At least for now. So ladies keep it coming because the Lance Man loves it. Until next time, don’t bring home any strays and PEACE!

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Nicole Coco Austin Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011
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I begged my boss to let me post these pictures of Coco Austin. She’s a return to CBG and is the wife of rapper Ice-T who also stars on the hit TV show – Law & Order: SVU. Coco made a cameo appearance on the show as the girlfriend of a fighter and she did a pretty good acting job.

Currently she and Ice-T star in their reality TV show “Ice loves Coco”. I’ve seen it a few times and it’s rather amusing. She’s launching a fashion line for curvy women which looks really sexy. Coco is widely known for her curvy assets as you can see by the looks of her in this white bikini with flowers on it. That’s why she’s a fan favorite on CBG. Great going Coco.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! Yes, it’s the Lance Man back from a very nice long weekend ready to astonish you with the hottest celebs in sexy bikinis.

Back by popular demand is the very single and very lovely Bar Refaeli in a blue bikini top and black bikini bottom. Bar, you are my dream woman and I’m so happy that you are single now. Call me if you ever get lonely at night and I’ll come right over. I can’t even imagine why she broke up with Leo because she’s perfect but all I can say that it’s his loss and our gain. Welcome back Bar!

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011
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Looking very cute in a white bikini halter top and matching bikini bottom is reality TV star Whitney Port. She’s known for being on the show “The Hills”. She’s also an American television personality, clothing designer, and author. Wow, pretty impressive Whitney. Good looks and smart too.

Whitney’s tall and slender which is always a plus for Hollywood. She’s out and about on the beach looking totally relaxed and at home. Thank you for the bikini pictures Whitney and we’re always thankful and hope to see more.

Ok, folks, it’s been lots of fun. It’s time to turn this over to the very punctual Jenny Bikini. Or shall I say “time obsessed” but that’s a whole different story. She’s a nice girl. Until next time, don’t bring home any strays and ladies remember the Lance Man is now single. Going to hang out with my buddy Tony Fish this weekend and looking forward to spreading my wings. Take care and PEACE!

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011
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Back by popular demand is another HOT gallery of the most beautiful Kelly Brook. This time she’s wearing a very cute pink bikini and this time we get to see the front and back of her sexy swimsuit. Isn’t she gorgeous? You can tell she’s the type of woman that doesn’t mind it that she’s curvy.

Kelly Brook’s tan is nice and normal. You can tell she doesn’t overdo it and try to walk around with fake looking skin. Her skin looks very natural which is totally refreshing. Keep up the great work Kelly.

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