Happy Monday!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a WONDERFUL weekend! I’ll fill you in with all of the hot and steamy details below!
Right now, I want to look back at these awesome pictures of Heidi Montag’s (pre-plastic surgery) bikini days. I thought she looked perfectly fine. Heidi doesn’t look like this now. She’s filled out and pumped up to the max right now. I didn’t think she needed to do anything to her body but it seems she had a negative self image of herself and wanted to improve her look.
I just want to tell you girls out there that you don’t need to have any work done to your bodies. You were born beautiful and you should always remember that! If a guy doesn’t accept you for how you look, then that’s his problem. Just dump him and find a real man! As some of you may know, I like girls who have had chest enhancements but when girls do things to their faces, it usually ends up making them look uglier. So stay true to yourself!
Now, about ME! I had a wonderful weekend with my new lady friend Gail. As I said before, she’s a cougar and my mother’s age and her friend. My mother still hasn’t found out about our relationship as of right now but I suspect someone will tell her eventually and when she asks me about it, I’ll just tell her that Gail and I are exploring our options with each other. If she disapproves then I’ll just have to break it off which is why I’m not telling my mother yet. I’m enjoying the benefits of being a boy toy! 🙂 Gail and I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant on Friday night. Afterwards we went to her place, had a bottle of wine and just talked. She let me know that her intentions were serious and I told her that we should just take our time. No hanky panky if that’s what you’re wondering. But I’ll keep you posted. lol
