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Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to wow you with awesome pics of the hottest celebrities in the sexiest bikinis in the world!!!!

Let’s get this jamboree started with some SUPER HOT pics of Anna Kournikova. Dudes, I had the biggest crush on her when she first came out. All I talked about was Anna this and Anna that. My friends became so tired of me talking about Anna. So it’s really nice to see her out and about and looking FABULOUS in a white bikini.

I’m an Anna fanatic and I’m surprised to see that she hasn’t been already featured on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. So I guess this is also a welcome for Anna. See, I told you that we are striving to bring you the hottest celebrities in hottest bikinis! This is what we do!

Hey Anna, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m your #1 fan and I love you! 🙂

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 17th, 2011
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Hey it’s the Lance Man back with more pictures of the lovely Jenny McCarthy. I just love this woman so much, I had to bring her back. There is no reason for this woman to be single for more than an hour. I like her more and more every time that I see her on TV. Hey Jenny, if you read this, I just want you to know that I’m your biggest fan and if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi, I’d work to make you my woman. I don’t care about the money or anything, I just want you! Mr. Carey doesn’t know what he just let go and even if he begs to come back, don’t let him because he should have never let you go in the first place. You are a queen!

Ok, now that I’ve just begged Jenny McCarthy to be with me, I’ll probably be in some trouble with Barbie and Bambi but it will only add to the new batch of drama that dropped into my lap this morning. Apparently Brittany, Barbie and Bambi’s younger sister called them and told them both that she was in love with me and that she was going to do her best to take me away from them. So far I’ve received over 100 text messages from Barbie and Bambi and I’m not going to answer them. I’ll probably call up my friend Tony Fish and spend the night over his house to avoid this drama! It’s a good thing it’s the weekend so Barbie and Bambi if you’re reading this…I’m gone for the weekend. Don’t call or text me anymore because I’m throwing my phone away. I love you readers and I’ll see you next week! Hopefully by that time I will have slithered out of this mess like I have the other messes. You gotta laugh!! lol Up next is the beautiful Jenny Bikini! See how delirious I am. PEACE!!!!!

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
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Hey peeps! It’s the Lance Man back with some hot pics of Jenny McCarthy. Now this is one MILF that is super hot. Jim Carey you are a total fool for letting this woman slip through your fingers. Look at her body! She’s totally awesome and has the personality to match. I believe that the break up was probably because of Jim’s crazy psychosis and inabilities to love this woman like she needs to be loved. She’s funny, bright, compassionate and has a cute kid. What’s wrong with you dude? There is no reason you shouldn’t have tried to work it out. Now he’s all alone and still crazy and she’s single but not for long because if any dude knows what’s good for him, he’ll snap her up real quick. If I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi, Jenny would be mine. Oh yeah!

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Lily Allen Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011
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Heyyyyyyyy! I’m so happy!!!! Why? Because I made it through Barbie and Bambi’s sister visiting for the weekend and I didn’t get in trouble for making a pass her. You guys just don’t know! Yes, it’s the Lance Man back and energized! I’m so proud of myself for not falling prey to my girlfriend’s sister. She tried her best to flirt with me but I had to ignore her. I’m so glad she didn’t try too hard..lol…I almost broke but I didn’t want Barbie and Bambi upset with me. So congratulate me!!

Ok, let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of English recording artist, talk show host, and actress – Lily Allen. She’s looking extra delicious in a purple bikini but something is very different. Normally she’s a brunette but her hair is dyed totally blonde. Hmmm…I like the blonde look but her brunette look makes her appear more mysterious.

Here she is at Eden Roc in France, while in town for the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival. Looking good Lily.

I’m so happy!!!!!!

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
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Hey beautiful peeps!! It’s the Lance Man here to rock your world with these blazing hot pictures of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller.

As you all know, I love supermodels and I’d like to welcome her to our family. This is Marisa’s first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we are so happy to have her appear for our wonderful readers.

From an early age she loved surfing. She says “I feel my absolute best—physically, mentally and spiritually—when I’m surfing every day.” I’d love to go surfing with her – that’s if I could surf but I’m sure she’d be the perfect teacher and I wouldn’t mind her rescuing me from those big waves.

Well dudes, it’s been an awesome week and I’ve been a good boy. I’ve been the perfect gentlemen and haven’t even made a pass at Barbie and Bambie’s younger sister Brittany. Oh boy, it’s hard and I want you to know the sacrifices that I make to stay true. She’s still staying over for the weekend and we’re all going to a bikini party. I hope I can make it through. Until then take care of yourselves and welcome the cute and spunky Miss Jenny Bikini to the floor. PEACE!!!

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Adriana Limi Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011
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Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Lance Man back for another round of hot celebs in sexy bikinis.

Back by popular demand is another awesome gallery of supermodel Adriana Limi. This time my future wife (don’t I wish) is wearing a super sexy leopard print bikini at a photo shoot she’s doing in the ocean.

I her real boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world. All I can basically stand to do is sit back in my chair at work and stare at her on my computer screen.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Barbie and Bambi but Adriana is like a Goddess! Anyways, since I love you guys so much, I wanted to treat you to more of this lovely divine beauty. Enjoy!

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Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

Monday, February 7th, 2011
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Hey peeps! Yes it’s the wonderful Lance Man back to move and groove you with hot celebrities in sexy bikinis! For a while there, drama subsided in my life but it’s back. I’ll tell you all about it below. So…let’s get this party started!

Here is the ultimate goddess Miss Adriana Lima looking fabulous in a purple bikini that’s fitting her so perfectly. All I can do is shake my head at her loveliness. It’s a good thing that my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi don’t get jealous at my comments about other women in bikinis. Hey, it’s my job. 🙂

I remember when Adriana Lima first came out. I would search online frantically for pictures of her and now if you search for her on Google, you get a plethora of pictures and we like that. Keep up the great work Adriana, signed your #1 fan.

Ok, well, I have a little bit of drama going on. It seems that Barbie and Bambi have another sister. Can you believe it! Her name is Brittany. She looks just like them and I think I’m a little attracted to her. She’s only 2 years younger than them but they all look alike. She’s a blonde bombshell too. What am I going to do about this? Barbie and Bambi would kill me if I told them that I liked their sister too. She’s down from Chicago visiting them for a few weeks. I hope they go by fast.

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Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 31st, 2011
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Back by a screaming popular demand is Playboy model Jenna Bentley. We received so much feedback from posting her pictures just the other day and since I love you guys so much, I asked my boss if we could bring her back for another round. See how much I care about you. 🙂

She’s looking extra blazing hot in an orange bikini and playing a friendly game of volleyball. Her body is truly amazing. If you want to know what my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look like, just look at Jenna. They have the same sort of body style which is why I’m still with them. Can you blame me? Guys go crazy over Jenna and I see why. As long as we can get pictures of Jenna Bentley in a bikini, you’ll see them here, ok!!

Well it’s time for me to jet and pass the reigns over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She’s doing very well in the office and I want to congratulate her on getting Employee of the Week. She deserve it although I think I deserved it more but hey, if I came to work on time this week, I might have gotten it. LOL…PEACE!!

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Cat Deeley Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 28th, 2011
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Hey there awesome celebrity bikini gossipers! It’s the Lance Man back for another romp over hot celebs in sexy bikinis.

Here we have the very lovely Cat Deeley in a black bikini. Who’s Cat Deeley? Well she’s an English disc jockey, television presenter and former model. Presently Cat is the current host of So You Think You Can Dance and the face of Pantene shampoo in the UK. She’s very well put together looks quite hot.

I’ve only been to the UK a few times but I must admit that the women are very lovely over there. Of course, I love American women the bestest because there’s just something about American women that tickles my fancy. Only in America can you date two beautiful blonde twins and they are totally ok with it. Well I’m sure in other cultures you can but they aren’t half as hot as my Bambi and Barbie!!!

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Jenna Bentley Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 27th, 2011
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Hey wonderful peeps! Yes, it’s the lovely Lance Man back to delight your senses with the hottest celebrity bikini gossip on this planet. I’m doing pretty good. No complaints. Although I’ve been getting some pressure from my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi to tie the knot. How do you marry twins? I’m not going to entertain that thought right now…just send me your comments on what you think I should do.

Ok! I thought I’d bring back one of the most curvaceous bikini celebs that we’ve had. Yes, it’s Jenna Bentley. We’ve had her here on the site before and it’s nice to see her back. I must say that Jenna looks rather delicious in her blue colorful bikini. She can fill it out very well and for that I’m very grateful. I’ll have to admit that Jenna is one of my favorite Playboy models. She keeps herself up very well. I’d love to see her star in a very camp horror movie! Let’s see what we can work out.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 21st, 2011
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Well if it isn’t everyone’s favorite plastic surgery queen, Victoria Silvstedt hanging out amongst the “little people”. Looks like she’s trying to blend in well but you can’t Victoria? I remember saying last week how she didn’t look as plastic but I may have to take that back. She’s starting to look plastic again.

Maybe it’s just those lips. I can’t get over the over-botoxing she’s done on them. I feel sorry for her actually. There’s no need for a women to have lips that look like that and those doctors should be ashamed of themselves for lying to these woman and telling them that they’re beautiful just to get their money. But then again, I’m not a plastic surgeon. I’m sure if I were making my living through it, I’d tell them pretty much whatever they wanted to hear to get that fat pay check. 🙂

Alrighty then!!!! It’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here! No major plans, just hanging out with my babes Barbie and Bambi. They’re talking about having kids and that can get pretty complicated. Twins having babies by the same father? That’s some Jerry Springer &*^*(&. Ok, PEACE!!!

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Ali Landry Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 20th, 2011
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Well hello dudes and dudettes! Today we have the lovely Ali Landry cruising around on the beach in a remarkably fabulous white and blue striped bikini. You remember Ali. She used to be the Dorito girl on those Dorito commercials years back.

Doesn’t look like Ali has aged a moment. What’s your secret Ali? Sold your soul to the devil did ya? They say that’s what’s going on around Hollywood for those actresses and actors like (Halle Berry) who don’t seem to age and you know they’re old (like Jennifer Aniston). I mean how can you be 45 but look 25? Ok, take off 10 years, but 20 years? That’s some hella botox going on, let me tell you.

Just take Jennifer Lopez for example. She still looks like she did when she was a Fly Girl on In Living Color. Hmmmm…..I wonder what you actually need to do to sell your soul to the devil?

This calls for some research….

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Miss America Pageant Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011
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Hey Peeps!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter The Lance Man back from a very LONG weekend hanging out with my girls Barbie and Bambi. I finally told them that I loved them and yes there were tears too. I’m such a lucky guy!!

So, let’s get started with some great gossip about these hot babes in bikinis. Pictured above are two of the Miss America pageant contestants. I’m not sure which state they represent and I could really care less. I’m just looking at their bods which are amazing, fabulous, magnificent and did I say..amazing??

One thing I have to say about the Miss America pageant is that they keep the bikini competition part classy. The girls aren’t walking around in thongs which can be totally tasteless if it’s not the proper forum. Those black bikinis look awesome although these girls might need to get some chest enhancements to fill them out a little better. Not seeing much cleavage, but hey that’s just me.

They’re still hot though…

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 13th, 2011
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Hey you guys check out Victoria Silvstedt walking around on the beach in her sexy white bikini and a cowboy hat. Who wears a cowboy hat to the beach? Must be a celeb thing. I must say that it looks like Victoria may have pulled a Lisa Rinna and had some of that plastic surgery reversed. She doesn’t look as plastic as she used to in previous pictures. I guess that’s a good thing. She looks rather “normal” in these pictures, unless it’s just the lighting. Oh well, keep up the great work Vicky.

Well, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet out of here and turn this over to Miss Jenny Bikini who I hear is dating again and I’m very happy for her. It must be so lonely on those Friday nights. Take care of yourselves and Barbie and Bambi wanted me to say “Hi”. All three of us are off to Atlantic City for the weekend unless we get snowed out. If we do, then we’ll just snuggle up together and watch “Friends” re-runs. PEACE!!

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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
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Oh hey check out MTV Veejay Maria Menounos hanging out at the beach in a sexy black bikini. Oh boy, I used to have the worst crush on her years ago when she first started out on MTV. One thing though, I could only pronounce her name if I heard her say it. Whenever I looked at her name on the screen, I couldn’t pronounce it. Damn she’s still hot and looks really good. I catch her on MTV whenever I can. Why do celebrities always wear their dark sunglasses when they go to the beach? That’s something I’ve always wanted to know. When I go to the beach, I might wear my sunglasses but I take them off when I get into the water. Oh well, maybe it’s a star thing…

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