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Kate Gosselin Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
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Hey peeps! It’s the Lance Man back to WOW you with all of the best celebrity bikini gossip you can find. I’m so happy to be back in full effect! I have my ladies Barbie and Bambi living back with me. Well it’s kind of temporary…Good housecleaning help is hard to find..Hey…but I love them too…so don’t yell at me just yet!!

Let’s start this party out with some hot pics of your favorite MILF Kate Gosselin. Damn! For a mother of 8, she looks darn good. Although Kate has admitted to having some plastic surgery done. I’m sure she needed it after having 8 kids, come on now. Right now her stomach should normally look like a bean bag so I can’t blame her, honestly, could you? Kate’s looking mighty good but she still can’t seem to get a man. Why? Because she has 8 spoiled children who are dictated by a domineering mother who is very bossy. You’ve seen Kate on DWTS? Would you take her out? She has a bit of an attitude but hey, she still looks good. Kate, you need to soften up a little bit, plus make sure you have plenty of nannies on hand if you want a guy to take you out. I’m just saying…..

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
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Congratulations to LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian on their engagement. It’s a good thing. I like both of them and it’s good to see that they’re showing the world that they’re very serious about each other after leaving their spouses to get together. Oh it was such a scandal but come on. How many other couples do you know that have left their spouses to get together (about a million). So why when they did it people were all like OMG?

You can’t fight love and your feelings for someone and we all know that. I just hope they stay together because it would really be a shame for them to break-up after all of the media scrutiny they’ve been through. I think this incident has made LeAnn more of a woman. I don’t see her as that teen singer like before. She has some balls stepping up to the plate and claiming her man. She’s looking extra trim in that bikini. Now I can see why Eddie gave her the ring.

It’ll be very interesting to see how their relationship pans out. Will there be a marriage, children and so forth? America is watching LeAnn and Eddie, just so you know.

Alrighty then! It’s time for the Lance Man to pass these reigns to Ms Jenny Bikini who I heard just went on a date last week. Cudos to you Jenny. I’m interested to know how that will turn out as well (evil smile)…..PEACE!!!

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Sheridan Smith Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011
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I was walking past my boss’ office and saw these pictures of English actress Sheridan Smith on his computer. There was drool coming out of his mouth so I asked if I could post these pictures. She’s really hot. Since she’s an English actress, unless you watch their tv, you wouldn’t really see her in anything over here.

I just thought she was hot and wanted to get to know more about her. Wiki lists her as single which is good to know. I like the way she fits that bikini but I don’t think a relationship between her and I would work because she lives too far away. I’m not for those long distance relationships anyways. She’s still hot though.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 3rd, 2011
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Happy New Year! It’s the Lance Man sending you happy greetings for this wonderful new year 2011! I feel like this is going to be my year. No more drama (at least I hope but I doubt it). I want this year to be the one where I look back on when I get old and think “Yeah, that was my year”. Ok, let’s get started with the hot celebrity gossip!

Oh yeah, it’s super sweet and sexy Bar Refaeli looking extra scrumptious in a like a purple, pink and white bikini. Needless to say, she’d look good in any color bikini. Her sunglasses look really cool on her but I guess that’s what they call the Rockstar Look.

Hey Bar, anytime you get tired of that old man of yours (and I mean old – Leonardo is really getting up there), just give me a call. I may not have as much money has Leo but I know how to treat a lady to a nice night out on the town.

I really hope my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi aren’t reading this…..Next!

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010
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New to CBG is American actress, Rachel Bilson. She’s seen here frolicking around in the ocean wearing a super sexy 70’s style string bikini. If you don’t know who this cutie is, she’s best known for her role on the tv drama “The O.C.”. She’s 29 years old and has starred in a few movies like “Jumper” and “New York, I Love You”. Yeah, stuff nobody goes to see.

So she’s fairly new in her career and of course the better roles go to actresses that have been around. Hopefully Hollywood doesn’t wear her out or make her very bitter because there are tons of young starlets and who knows how they get the roles. There is such a thing as the casting couch, you know.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out. I’m so looking forward to spending some time with Bambi and Barbie. How many dudes do you know that has twin girlfriends? I consider myself very lucky and am going to start treating them much better. I must say that they are very talented and creative in our relationship which I appreciate greatly (smile). Enjoy your week and don’t do anything I would do….PEACE!

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Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 27th, 2010
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What’s up all you beautiful people. I hope you had a Merry Christmas and received exactly what you asked Santa for. It’s the Lance Man back for another session of hot gossip about celebrities in sexy bikinis. I’m doing awesome right now. Things are great in my life. No new drama to report and that’s rare for me.

But let’s get this party started with some pictures of one of my favorite hollywood starlets – Megan Fox. She’s a married woman so I can’t really lust over her like I used to. I was actually really sad when I heard she got married. Lucky for me, most hollywood marriages don’t last so I’m just waiting for that day. I know I’m bad but hey…do you think it’ll last? That’s what I thought.

Megan looks extra delicious in a black bikini strolling along the beach and wading her sexy feet in the ocean water. I’d do anything to hang out with her. I don’t care if her hubby comes along. He can pay for the dinner bill. I love you Megan. I’ll wait for you.

As far as my personal life, well Bambi and Barbie called and wanted to meet up with me. I thought they washed their hands of me but we talked and will take it easy and see how things go. I’m just happy that I’m back with the fringe benefits (smile). It’s been a while.

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 24th, 2010
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Hey all of you beautiful people! It’s the Lance Man back with the hottest gossip about celebs in bikinis. I’m doing very good. Can’t complain about anything for a change. A little incident did take place yesterday but hopefully it won’t blow up into much of anything. I’ll give you the juicy below.

I wanted to bring out a newbie to our sexy Celebrity Bikini Gossip family. Her name is Kristin Cavallari and is an American television personality celebutante and actress. She is widely known for her starring roles on the former MTV programs Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and its spin-off, The Hills. These are her first pictures on CBG and we want to welcome her in style.

I don’t have any juicy gossip probably because she’s a do-gooder. Recently, Kristin has been involved in the “Until There’s a Cure” public service advertising campaign to raise awareness and funds for AIDS and HIV research and vaccine development. She also appeared as a celebrity spokesperson for “We Are Ellis Island”, a campaign for the restoration of historic buildings on Ellis Island. So she’s not just another celebrity bimbo. I like that. So I’m going to be nice to her and hopefully we’ll see much more of this lovely babe.

As for yesterday, I received a call from some guy who called himself Danno. He claimed to be that girl’s boyfriend who I married in Vegas. Oh, her real name was Jennifer. But anyways…no wonder she wanted to get things done as quickly as I did. He was a real cool dude and said he understood what happened and wasn’t mad at me. I was sort of shaken up but we ended the conversation on a great note. I just hope I can put this all behind me. I miss Bambi and Barbie. (frown)…..Anyways…enjoy your weekend and don’t pick up any strays like me…PEACE!

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Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

Monday, December 20th, 2010
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What’s up celebrity bikini gossip lovers! It’s your favorite celeb reporter the Lance Man here to dish the hottest on your favorite stars in bikinis. My weekend went very well. I’ll close out with all of the juicy details.

I have to really give it up to Harry Hamlin. His wife has gone through the ringer with regard to comments about her love for botox. He stands by her and you never hear about him cheating with other babes. I can kind of see why. Look at Lisa’s body. It’s harder than his. It looks like she does about 200+ crunches a day for abs like that. Jeez, she has me feeling bad that my stomach’s not even that tight.

She recently had a lip reduction to reverse all of that lip botox and that’s a good thing Lisa. You looked like a large bass fish in the face and she’s not bad looking but all of that botox in her lips made her look distorted. I’ve seen the reduction and it looks much better. What she needs to do now is do an exercise tape so we can all get tight abs just like her. Her torso sort of looks like a man’s. Is that why Harry is hanging around? Just food for thought.

Ok, before I pass the buck over to Miss Jenny Bikini, I just wanted to let you all know that the Vegas marriage has been annulled. I’m so happy things worked out because that chick could have taken me for everything I was worth. It’s a good thing she didn’t really know who she married. I played the total loser jerk and kept calling her to lend me money so she wouldn’t try to stay married and get paid. I’m going to take it easy for a while. That situation scared me something awful so these days, I’ve just been hanging at home. Barbie and Bambi still aren’t speaking to me but maybe that’s a good thing. Tony Fish and the boys are coming over and we’ll catch in a few ball games. I’m taking a break from all women – briefly. So on that note, see you soon in a few and take great care of yourself. Happy Holidays and PEACE!

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Jasmine Waltz Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 17th, 2010
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Oh look, here’s seriously B-Actress Jasmine Waltz strolling along the beach in the sunset. Nice abs! Wow! If you don’t know much about Ms. Waltz, I’ll give you some tidbits on this brunette beauty. She’s 28 years old and was born in Las Vegas (oh my head throbs when I hear the name of that city). She’s an actress and has starred in some of the worst movies known to the industry, like National Lampoons TV: The Movie, Pledge This, and Poker Run. Movies nobody in their right mind would go to see.

But her body is smoking hot in a bikini and that gets her some time on this site. We don’t care if they can act, sing, dance or whatever. All we care about is how they look in a sexy bikini and she passes our test, so who cares if her career will never see the light of day. Here are your 15 minutes of fame, on our site, Ms. Waltz. Enjoy!!

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 16th, 2010
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Dudes!! I’m in so much trouble! I can’t really remember too much of what happened but I’ll tell you all about it. Why am I such a slug? Anyways…

Let’s get ready to dance along with Jenny from the Block – aka: Jennifer Lopez. The newest judge on the American tv show “American Idol”. I’m anxious to watch the show to see how she will judge the contestants. I think she’ll be too easy on them and will probably let through a bunch of no talent losers. You have to be very firm and particular because last season’s show really sucked. None of the contestants were any good, in my opinion and as you can see, we haven’t even heard anything from last season’s winner. Where is he now? What’s his name…I forgot…who cares.. I’d be a great judge so if JLo doesn’t work out Simon, call me. I’m cheaper too.

Now let’s talk about JLo’s white bikini pictures. Where’s the junk in the trunk JLo? I thought having twins was suppose to make you more curvy. You’ve been at the treadmill too much. You need to eat some more rice and beans to get that booty back.

Now about my weekend…..dudes….I got married. I think her name was Julie or Julianne or something like that. I woke up in this Vegas hotel with a chick laying on top of me. I jumped out of the bed and ran to toss my cookies in the toilet when she comes in looking at her wedding ring and talking about how much she liked the way I proposed???? What??? I don’t even know you! Tony Fish said I got smashed out of my mind, hooked up with this chick and said I loved her and we were married. I need to get out of this mess. Barbie and Bambie are not speaking to me. Tony said he tried to talk me out of it but I wouldn’t listen. I can’t remember anything. Tequila mixed with rum and a vodka chaser does that to me. Tony said there’s a dude in Vegas that specializes in annulments because people do this all of the time in Vegas so I hope he can help. I’m such a slug.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Friday, December 10th, 2010
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As most of you know, I’m in love with Alessandra Ambrosio. Did you see her on the Victoria Secret show the other day? I was glued to the screen and got goose bumps all over my body whenever she strutted her stuff on the catwalk. She’s so hot!

I really wish she’s come out with a reality tv show or something so I could watch her over and over again in reruns or something. Her body is perfect and she looks like she has a really nice personality too. I just would love to marry her. She’s probably one of the only women in the world that could keep the Lance Man in control. At least for the first 6 months of the marriage. I can’t guarantee anything.

Great! TGIF!! I’m so happy it’s the weekend because I’m heading out with my best buddy Tony Fish to Vegas. No Miami, we are heading out to the LV so we can party like it’s 1999. I’m so tired of the Bambi-Barbie drama. I just need a break from blonde bombshells period. I think we’ll take in some sports games, of course, get drunk and just hang out with the guys for once. If we happen to meet beautiful women along the way, well that’s ok too. Enjoy yourselves this weekend and I’ll surely report any happenings when I get back. PEACE!!!!

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Tila Tequila Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 9th, 2010
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Well if it isn’t my favorite celebrity hound, cute Tila Tequila. Isn’t she adorable? I just think she’s so sweet looking. Seems like all of that nonsense about her kidnapping some dude’s girlfriend at gun point were false. I knew it would be. She’s too small and petite to do something like that. All she wants to do is have fun and I’d like to have fun with her.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Tila in her own tv reality show. I’d watch it because I think she’s an interesting person. Her life is filled with drama and that’s what people like to see. Who wants to make up the petition for the Tila Tequila Show?

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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010
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Howdy all of you celebrity bikini gossip loving folks out there in the world! It’s the Lance Man back from another looooong weekend. Well not that long, but it was fun! I’ll tell you guys all about it after this posting of the lovely Mischa Barton.

You remember Mischa right? Yeah, she starred in the tv show the O.C. Now you remember. Well Mischa since the show has ended, Mischa has a bit of a reputation of a bad girl in the movie industry. She’s a good actress, don’t get us wrong, but every time she’s in the tabloids it’s because she’s drunk or something like that.

I, personally, think she’s super hot and could care less what she does on her personal time. So what she gets drunk. So does 80% of Americans. That’s what we do, get drunk. Leave the girl alone and let her live her life. She’s not bothering you. All I ask is that she gets out in public more often wearing hot bikinis. That’s not too much to ask is it Mischa? I’m your #2 fan.

Anyway….

My weekend was very drama filled. Last we left off, I had the telephone number of my two twin girlfriend’s Barbie and Bambi’s girlfriend Blonde Bomb. Ok, I called Blonde Bomb and invited her out for a drink. Of course she accepted but she pulled a fast one on me. She told me to meet her at this bar but she called up my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi and told them about it. It was suppose to be this big set up but you can’t do that to the Lance Man. I’m a single man so when all three of them showed up, I told them just how it was going to be. I told them that they could take me like I am or go home crying to their mothers. NO women is going to strap me down, EVER. Well they all walked out and I haven’t heard from any of them but I don’t care because the Lance Man will survive. So what I’m super lonely but not for long. I’m calling up my buddy Tony Fish this weekend and we’ll hunt out some fresh meat.

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Katrina Darrell Bikini Pictures

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010
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Looking extra hot and much more refined and polished is Katrina Darrell in a super sexy red bikini. If you’ve forgotten her formal name, then you may remember her by the name of Bikini Girl. Yeah, that’s her. She was the bikini girl from American Idol 2009 season.

I loved how jealous she made the female judge Kara on that show. She became so jealous of Katrina that she challenged her to a bikini contest on one of the last shows. Gosh, lady, you’re getting paid millions and you’re letting Katrina ruffle your feathers? I love it.

Well Katrina is looking really hot. She’s had some plastic surgery done and she should stop there. Don’t become another Heidi. If you saw that NBC special on celebrity plastic surgery horrors, then you’ll stop right now Katrina. Oh, I’m glad I’m not a girl.

Well, the time has come for the Lance Man to pass the reigns over to Ms. Jenny Bikini who I’ve tried to get a date but I think Jenny is just too picky. My dude friends are mostly jerks and I’ll be the first to admit that, but they’re nice guys with jobs. So go figure. Take care of yourselves and hopefully I’ll get up the nerve to call Blonde Bomb. I don’t care if Barbie and Bambi get mad at me. I’m a single dude and until I say “I Do” to that lucky lady, I’ll live my life accordingly. So get used to it girls, I’m a slug. PEACE!

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Mugdha Godse Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010
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Here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip, we aim to bring you pictures of hot celebs in bikinis from every nation. Just check out lovely Mugdha Godse in a sexy white bikini. If you don’t know who she is, she’s an Indian actress who appears in Bollywood films. A former model, Godse was a semi-finalist at the Femina Miss India 2004 competition.

Her looks are gorgeous and I’m so happy to finally have come upon some pictures of her in a bikini. It’s very rare so enjoy it while you can.

Mugdha is like the equivalent of Britney Spears in India. She’s a superstar over there and I’m glad we were able to capture these awesome pics of her. I hope to find more and if I do, you’ll be the first to see them cause I love you guys! I get sentimental around the holidays.

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