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Denise Milani Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 28th, 2011

I’m a free man!! Hey Hey Hey to all of our AWESOME Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! It’s the Lance Man here ready to rock and roll with hot pics of celebs in bikinis. I’ll fill you in with all of the details after I post these pictures of the very GORGEOUS Denise Milani to help celebrate my new freedom.

I’m in love with this woman. Isn’t she magnificent? There aren’t too many pictures of her in a bikini circulating around so consider yourself very lucky. We’ve showcased her on CBG before and we thought it was time for an updated treat. So eat your heart out! However, if you should suddenly have a heart attack while looking at these pics of Denise Milani, make sure you click off our site so they don’t blame us.

Now, for the juice!! I dumped both Bambi and Barbie. I had a long talk with my mom and dad who always give the greatest advice. They told me that I deserved more than two hot chicks who want to have babies by my best friend and I kind of agree. So I broke the news over the weekend. There were tears and threats but I had to do it. These are grown women and they need to take responsibility for their own actions. I was very good to Bambi and Barbie but now I’m free. Sure, I’m sad but more than that I’m RELIEVED. I’m not going to take care of Tony Fish’s kids even if he is my best friend. I feel sorry for Tony because he said he’s not ready to be a dad but that’s his problem. You lay, you pay!

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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Still managing to keep herself in the public eye is Rachel Uchitel. If you forgot who she was (and I don’t think you have), she was reportedly one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses. Rachel has since moved on and has starred on the TV reality show “Celebrity Rehab”. I saw her episodes and after I did, my opinion of her kind of changed. I used to think she was a dumb bimbo but she’s more sensitive and caring than I thought and the public has torn her to shreds. I still think she’s hungry for the public eye but just doesn’t know how to handle it when she gets it.

Rachel does look hot in her pink bikini with stars on it. See what I mean. She’s in love with stars. You can’t see but she’s holding the hand of a guy and they’re walking along the beach. She’s seen holding and kissing him in other pictures so he’s probably a new beau or friend. Good luck Rachel and very anxious to see what 2011-2012 will bring your way.

As far as my situation, I’m seriously considering dumbing Barbie and Bambi and I really don’t care if they read about it first here because they do read my posts. My dad says I should forgive and move on and just live as one big happy family with Barbie, Bambi and Tony Fish’s kids. Tony is practically in a coma himself with shock. He’s my buddy and will always be so I’m really not mad at him. We stuck him with Brittany (Barbie and Bambi’s stalker younger sister) so he has his hands full with her showing up at job and honestly that’s enough pay back for me. lol If I have to be single all over again, so be it. I can’t take this emotional rollercoaster much longer. I miss my single life. Oh well, I’ll keep you posted on my decision. Until then, enjoy the very spunky Jenny Bikini. So try and be good and PEACE!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

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Ralph Magazine Bikini Models

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Hubba Hubba! Here are Ralph Magazine’s bikini models wearing super hot swimsuits in their fashion show. I always read Ralph Magazine for it’s in depth articles and great photos. It mostly caters to the fun loving Australian male who has a fine appreciation for the good looking women of the world but I’m sure any fun loving male will do.

Ralph Magazine is like Maxim or Loaded magazines. It shows a great appreciation for the feminine figure which is fine by me.

These two models are awesome. I really enjoy how they are wearing their bikinis. They’re tall, leggy and kind of easy on the eyes. I can appreciate that.

Photo Credit: WENN

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Hey Hey Hey all of you awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! It’s the Lance Man back to delight you with the most drooling pics of sweet and sexy celebs in skimpy bikinis! My life is so filled with drama and you will not believe what’s happening in my life.

I’ll tell you all about it after these pictures of the very hot Audrina Patridge in a totally totally – did I say totally – SUPER HOT bikini! I love her smile and the way that she fills out a swimsuit. She’s starring in her own reality TV show with her mom. That sounds very exciting because you know how most daughters and moms fight. I plan on watching and really hope she graces us with lots of bikini scenes.

To keep this short and simple, well you know I have two twin girlfriends, Barbie and Bambi and a best friend Tony Fish. Turns out that my girlfriend Barbie cheated on me with Tony Fish and is now pregnant. Well it seems like Bambi wants to get pregnant too. But not by me. She wants to get pregnant by Tony Fish. She says that she and her sister always do the same things. Needless to say I’m in shock. So she’s asked for permission to use Tony Fish’s sperm to make a baby. I really care for both of these ladies but my mom is telling me to take my loses and drop them both. I just might do that. I can’t go around taking care of Tony Fish’s children. Sure, he’s my best friend but come on!!! This is one big mess. You really have to laugh about this craziness and that’s what I’m gonna do. LOL to the 2nd power!

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 14th, 2011

Here’s another hot celebrity cougar that I’d love to get with! It’s Sofia Vergara from the hit TV show Modern Family. Boy oh boy!! Sofia is a latin beauty that lights up the screen whenever she comes on. I only watch the show to see her. It’s a funny show but if she wasn’t on it, I probably wouldn’t pay too much attention to it.

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia which means she’s really hot blooded. I wouldn’t want to make her mad. She started out as a model and I can see why because she has such stunning good looks. Now she’s on one of the top TV shows and she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Keep up the great work Sofia and you look marvelous in your white bikini. Yummy yummy for the tummy!

Before I bed you all a temporary farewell and turn this back over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini, I just want to also let you know that since Barbie has become pregnant, that her sister Bambi now wants a baby too. I’m not ready for children and especially if I’m not married. I’d like to get married before I start having children. So that’s another issue I’m dealing with. The easy way out of this entire situation is to drop Barbie and Bambi and go back on my bachelor ways but I’m a big boy now and am trying to deal with this all very maturely. I’m not a very mature person so who knows what’ll happen between now and the next time we meet. Until that time, keep your heads up high!! PEACE!!!

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Kourtney Kardasian Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

For the longest time, I had a hard time telling apart the Kardasian sisters. I really couldn’t pin point which sister was the cutest between Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. After seeing them so much on TV, online and in magazines, I’m finally able to tell them a part. I used to think they were twins. I honestly don’t have a favorite but I do kind of think that Kourtney has a really hot body. Kim’s figure is very curvy and we all know that Khloe is super voluptuous (aka: chunky).

Kourtney looks really sexy in her skimpy black bikini. It always strikes me so funny how someone can become a celebrity by having a reality TV show which depicts their real life. You don’t have to have any kind of talent to become rich and famous these days.

All you have to do is look super hot in a bikini like Kourtney and her sisters do, and the money rolls in. I wish I could wear a bikini…hmmmmm.

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Hey peeps!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Mr. Lance Butts (aka: The Lance Man) back to rock and roll with the hottest photos of really fine celebrities in their sexiest bikinis. Jenny Bikini is right, my drama filled life has returned and I’ll give you all of the juicy details below. I really thought things were looking up. Anyways…

It’s no secret that Jenny McCarthy is a MILF that I’d really like to get with. She’s super hot! I think that Jim Carey was a total fool for letting her go. Take some crazy pills dude, do something to keep her! But his loss is our gain, right fellas?? 🙂 She’s still single and I can’t believe it. Believe me, if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi in my life, Ms. McCarthy would get a phone call from me.

Hey Jenny, I’m like your #1 fan so anytime you feel you need a shoulder to cry on. I’m here for you!!! Damn she’s so hot!

Now, I’m going to keep this short and simple because the more I think about my latest situation, I get super mad. It seems like Barbie (my girlfriend) is pregnant. Hold on! I’m not the daddy! How do I know? Well my momma didn’t raise a fool so I practice safe sex and wear condoms at all times. Sure condoms can break but it hasn’t happened. So basically Barbie cheated on me and guess who I think it was with? My best friend Tony Fish. Tony admitted it to me but Barbie is denying it. What a mess huh? I feel like going on the Jerry Springer show. So we’re all dealing with this latest issue. I can forgive her but I can’t forget. I’ll keep you guys posted on the latest development. Drama follows me everywhere!

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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 6th, 2011

If the Lance Man were going to date a cougar, she would have to look like Kelly Bensimon. Kelly’s body is totally fabulous! She’s like in super shape. Just look at those abs.

I mean, I like older women but I have this big ego so I tend to date women a few years younger than myself. Not to say that I wouldn’t date an older woman but if I did, then she would surely have to have a body and figure like Kelly Bensimon. Tall, slender and well kept. She really has to look awesome in a bikini just like Kelly does. So older ladies if you think you want to get with the Lance Man, at least you know what I like.

Ok, folks, it’s time to pass the reigns over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini. She’s so full of energy and everyone in the office loves her. I’m jealous at the amount of fan mail she gets but hey, it’s probably because she’s a girl. Anyways, stay true to yourselves and I’m going to keep my eye on on this Brittany and Tony Fish situation because I don’t want that girl back stalking me. I already have to exercise overtime to keep up with Barbie and Bambi and another girlfriend (especially one who is their younger sister) would drain a guy like me. So until next time…PEACE!

Photo Credit: Fame

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Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

The Lance Man loves supermodels!! Especially Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel posing in awesome looking bikini outfits.

Check out Candice’s body in her bikini!! Hubba hubba OMG!!! I’m totally speechless!!! Are you looking at her right now? I can’t get over how hot she looks. Adriana and Alessandra are hot too!

What can you say about absolutely fabulous looking supermodels who look so fine that they can make a blind man see? I think I’ll just take time out and sit back and stare at this hot gallery. I suggest you do the same.

Photo Credit: WENN

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Hey Hey Hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to amaze you with the hottest pics of celebs is sexy bikinis!!! Let’s start with these cool pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking extra hot in a lime green neon bikini at the beach.

She’s a twin but in my opinion, I do think she’s the cuter one. Those pictures that Jenny Bikini posted of her in the gallery below were so awesome that I thought I’d keep the party going on with this luscious looking beauty. Yeah, she’s super fine but my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look kinda like her but are much cuter me. Don’t get me wrong, if Karissa wanted to date me, I’d have a hard time telling her no but I do love my girls.

Things are quiet around my place ever since we introduced Bambi and Barbie’s sister Brittany to my friend Tony Fish. Looks like they’ve hit it off. The only problem is that Tony Fish says that the only problem with Brittany is that she has really bad breath. Knockout looks with breath that smells like an 100 yr old used coffin isn’t cool. He said that she likes to kiss but he’s not really feeling her. I begged him to hang in there because if this relationship fails, she’s going to start back on me again. I can’t take it. We need a plan. I’ll keep you guys posted.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 29th, 2011

Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of sexy celebs in hot bikinis. I’m so happy to be back and out of the field. We have so many fabulous galleries of your favorite celebs in bikinis.

To start things off, here are some interesting pictures of Shauna Sand at the beach. In one of these pictures Shauna looks really relaxed like she’s had her dose this morning. She’s looking like she hasn’t a care in the world. In the other picture, Shauna is smiling like she just took a double dose. Well whatever she’s having, can I have some? Shauna you look like you are sailing high and it must be nice. She’s looking really hot in her bikinis and I’m sure her plastic surgeon is proud of his/her work.

As far as my drama problems, things are going well. After the surprise with Brittany, things were kind of wild at my house. Barbie and Bambi were out for blood but we came up with a better solution to diverting Brittany’s attention. We’ve invited her over to my house tonight along with my friend Tony Fish. Tony is a true ladies man and we’re hoping that Brittany gets smitten with his good Italian looks and muscles. He has abs like The Situation from the Jersey Shore. Hopefully that will get her off my back. I’ll keep you posted. So until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE!! Up next is the very spunky Jenny Bikini.

Photo Credit: Fame

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Malishka Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 28th, 2011

What’s up dudes and dudettes!!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back in full effect!! Let’s get this party started with some hot pictures of Malishka. Who is Malishka? She’s a Bollywood actress who is storming the scene these days. I thinks he’s super erotic and hot. She’s hanging out on the beach in a very colorful swimsuit that looks awesome! I love it. I like colorful swimsuits and this really caught my eye. I told my boss that we just had to put her up. So yeah she’s new so let’s give her a warm welcome. I even love her name Malishka.

As you know we are working really hard out in the field to give you some awesome photos for this Summer. We appreciate and love you here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip and want to give you the highest quality and rarest pictures of super celebrities in bikinis.

Oh, guess what happened with Brittany just today? She showed up at my job and tried to get in to see me. My boss asked who she was and she told my boss that she was my new Fiancee. My boss told me that he laughed so hard, that he almost choked on his lunch. My boss knows I go with Barbie and Bambi. He told her that I was busy and that he’d give me the message. The girl wouldn’t leave so he had to call security to come and escort her out of the building. Lmao! She’s a stalker dude! Wait until I tell Barbie and Bambi (her sisters who are my twin girlfriends).

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 21st, 2011

What’s up!!! It’s the Lance Man in the house ready to rock your world with the coolest pics of naughty celebrities in cute bikinis. As you all may know, the Celebrity Bikini Gossip family are all out in the field working on getting the hottest pictures for this Summer. We are working extra hard and want to thrill and delight you with some of most magnificent photos of celebrities in sweet bikinis. I’m loving the new photos and can’t wait to reveal them all.

Right now, I want to show off these hot pics of Doutzen Kroes in a blazing HOT photo shoot! She is so fine! You all know I’m a Victoria Secret Angel lover and somewhat stalker..lol…so these pics of Doutzen are blowing my mind.

I heard that she’s married and that’s too bad. Bad for me but good for her hubby. (Insert sad face here).

Well, I’m still going through the drama with Barbie, Bambi and Brittany. Brittany wrote me a love letter and she had the nerve to give it to Barbie (her sister and my girlfriend) so she’d give it to me. Instead of tearing it up, Barbie gave it to me and made me read it in front of her. Brittany wrote all of this wild and naughty stuff and I couldn’t help but laugh. Barbie says she’s gonna stomp her sister but I told her to just let it rest. It’s just a crush and it will boil over soon. I just hope it does before she turns into the ultimate fatal attraction..get my drift.

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Angel Iliana Fischer Bikini Pictures

Friday, February 25th, 2011

Raise your hand if you love the Lance Man!! Raise them high!! Yeah, that’s right!! Ok, peeps, let’s get started with some frisky pictures of actress Angel Illiana Fischer. I like a girl with spunk and that’s exactly what she has.

She started modeling at 16 for runway and department stores. Her Puerto Rican/German mixture and fluency in Spanish gave her versatility and talents that she has been capitalizing on.

I think she’s a cutie pie and looks really cool in a red and white polka dot bikini. Polka dots are my favorite. To me, she’s like the new Anna Nicole Smith, right? I think we are going to hear a lot from this wild babe.

Alright, it’s time for me to pass the reigns over to the lovely Jenny Bikini. My drama situation hasn’t really changed much. Although I’m back on good terms with Barbie and Bambi, Brittany is stalking me. Barbie and Bambi are threatening to do crazy things to their little sister but I won’t let them. It’s just a crush and I think it will run it’s course. I’m an old man to her and maybe she’s just infatuated with an older guy that her sisters are dating. We’ll see….ok….don’t get too drunk and bring home any strays like I always seem to do…PEACE!!

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Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

The Lance Man is in the building!!! I know you missed me!!! We’re having the time of our lives talking about hot celebrities in sexy bikinis and today we’re showcasing the beautiful Jennifer Ellison.

Who is Jennifer Ellison? Well she’s an English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003 and has recently made appearances in many different television shows, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. That’s what Wiki says….I say…SHE’S JUST HOT!

You won’t see her much in American TV but who cares about that. She looks like a total babe and I’d get in a plane in a moment and fly over to England to be with her…that’s if I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi. I have to put that in or they’ll attack me when I get home.

Welcome to Celebrity Bikini Gossip Jennifer!! We’re watching you…..especially me. 🙂

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