The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures
May 26th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Elisabetta Canalis is still currently dating George Clooney and I’m so happy for them (NOT). She’s one of the most beautiful human beings on this planet. It would be nice to hang out with her, don’t you think. I’m wondering why is she sitting alone? Why isn’t George sitting at her feet. That’s what I would do for you Elisabetta. I wouldn’t leave you alone for a single moment. Why don’t these guys treat their women like queens? Anyways, Elisabetta, anytime you want a real man, just come my way. Although I’m in a relationship, I’d like to be your friend. 🙂
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to meet up with Gail. She said that she’s taking me away for another surprise weekend and I’m very excited. I’m really falling for this wonderful lady. I’m so tired of hanging out with blonde bimbos that look good on my arm but have nothing to offer me. Gail is so wonderful. I hope this works out. Ok, I’ll let you know how the weekend turns out! Until then, don’t take in any strays!!! PEACE!!!
Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures
May 25th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey, it’s another newly single super hot babe Bar Refaeli looking extra hot in a sexy bikini. She just broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m so happy!!! She was too good for that dude too and I’m very excited to see who she’s going to date next. She’s too fine to be with some movie star who’s much rather stare at himself in the mirror than adore this lovely babe with all of his attention or else she wouldn’t have left him. Bar if you were my woman, I’d give you massages every day and paint your toe nails. You are my queen!!!
Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures
May 24th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey hey hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of hot celebrities in sexy bikinis!! Life is wonderful. I feel like I’m floating on clouds in my new relationship and I’ll give you all of the juicy updates below.
Right now, let’s welcome the newly single Jessica Biel to Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She recently just broke up with Justin Timberlake and I’m so happy!! It’s about time this beautiful woman was on the market again! I always thought she was too beautiful for that dude and he couldn’t handle a total babe like her. Don’t worry Jessica, the Lance Man has a hard shoulder for you to cry on whenever you need. She’s a total babe and I’ve watched the movie “The A-Team” like 10 times just to see her scenes. I love you Jessica!!
Ok, my relationship with Gail is still going strong. As a matter of fact we broke the news to my mom this weekend and she gave us her blessing. I kind of think it was a fake blessing because she didn’t smile when she said it but nonetheless it was a blessing. Of course, my mom wants to see her boy with a young woman with a chance of giving her grandchildren because Gail can’t have kids but I’m happy with my sugar momma! Life is great!!
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
May 23rd, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Congratulations to actress Jessica Alba on her baby bump. I’m so excited and happy for her. This is her second pregnancy. She already has a baby girl, Honor Marie Warren who was born on June 7, 2008. So she’ll have her hands full with a toddler and a newborn very soon. Ahhh joy! We know she’ll be a wonderful mom and can’t wait to see her in a new TV show once she has all of her babies settled in. Keep up the wonderful work Jessica!
Oh my babies, it’s time for me to pass the reign over to Mr. Lance Butts who looks like the cat who ate the rat at work. He comes in smiling and bringing in donut. What’s gotten into him. Well whatever it is, I hope it stays that way. Until we see each other again, I’ll miss you all. Take good care of yourselves and remember that Jenny Bikini loves you all!! Toodles!! JB
Photo Credit: Fame
Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures
May 20th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
It’s so great to see more pictures of the beautiful Gwen Stefani. She’s back by popular demand but mostly because our boss really has a big crush on her. That’s all he ever talks about is Gwen Stefani this and that. I think it’s cute. Here she is in a very colorful bikini talking on her cellie. In the other picture, she’s walking along with her son who is a total cutie pie. These pictures are pure paparazzi pictures that looks like they caught her when she least expected it. We don’t care, we just love getting pictures of her anyway we can. Gwen is a women with it all and I’d love to meet her in person. Ok, my babies, have a great weekend and see you soon. Until then, remember that Jenny Bikini loves you all!!!!! Muah! Muah! Muah!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pictures
May 19th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my wonderful babies!!!!! Oh I’ve missed you sooooo much! Muah!! Muah!! Muah!! Big hugs and kisses to you all. It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini here to grace you with the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis! I hope your week is going well. It’s almost TGIF and I hope that you have something planned that’s fun and fancy. So, I wanted to start out with these pictures of one of the most sought after Hollywood actresses today – Miss Michelle Rodriguez! She’s currently starring in the hit movie Fast and Furious 5. Michelle keeps very busy. She’s been in a lot of movies that you wouldn’t expect most women to be in. She can play pretty and she can play tough which is what I really like about her. In these pictures, she’s wearing a hot black bikini and for some reason she’s holding her chest. Maybe she’s just admiring herself. Lol. Well no matter what it is, we love you Michelle! Keep up the great work and looking forward to your next movie.
Photo Credit: Fame
Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures
May 18th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Oh yes! It’s about time that we added pictures of the ever spunky and front runner of gossip magazines all over the world, Miss Miley Cyrus. It’s her first time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we welcome her. I’m a fan of Miley’s risque persona now kind of scares me. I feel like she could beat me up or something. Anyways, she looks great in a bikini. Look forward to seeing more of you Miley.
Ok folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out for another LONG weekend with my new girl Gail. She says that she has a surprise for me and I can’t wait. I really like dating cougars because it’s all about having fun together and I don’t have to keep reassuring her that she’s pretty. She’s very confident and I think that’s sexy in a woman. We both plan on telling my mom together and I’ll let you guys know how that goes. So please keep your fingers crossed!! Until next time, don’t bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures
May 17th, 2011 by Lance Butts
It’s the Lance Man here to present to you one of the hottest young starlets out today – Miss. Julianne Hough. In my book, she’s amazing. She’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we just want to give her a proper welcome. I’m so happy to be the first one to post pics of this amazing woman.
Expect to see a lot of her in the up and coming future. Not only is she an American professional ballroom dancer, country music singer and actress. She is most widely known for being a two-time winner of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Julianne is also by the way the youngest sister of dancer Derek Hough from DWTS. She will also star as Ariel in the 2011 remake of the Paramount film Footloose opposite Kenny Wormald as Ren McCormack.
So keep your eyes open for her in the coming months and in the meantime I’ll keep my eyes on her now in that sexy pink bikini. 🙂
Photo Credit: Fame
Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures
May 16th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yeah yeah it’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend!!! It was great but of course drama unfolds where ever I’m at. Of course, I’ll give you the hot details below.
So let’s start this super hot week off with some blazing pictures of Playboy Playmate twin Karissa Shannon. She’s my favorite out of the twins. Her sister Kristina is cute too but there’s just something about Karissa that makes my heart skip a beat. She’s looking mighty fine in a black and white polka dot bikini that really compliments her figure. But, surely, anything she wears compliments her figure. We never see Karissa in anything but a bikini on the beach and I’d like to see her do something on TV, maybe act. I doubt she can because with looks like that, you can’t have it all. But I’d still like to see her run along the beach in slow-mo. 🙂
Well, as you all know, I’m in this sorta relationship with my mom’s friend Gail. This past weekend we went out to the Florida Keys. She has a beautiful home down there so we relaxed and mostly sat by the pool and got waited on hand and foot. I love the attention but I can tell that she’s really getting serious about me. I enjoy being a boy-toy and am just fresh out of a relationship with Barbie and Bambi (who still call). I plan on changing my phone number because the more that I think about them, I would like to distance myself. My best friend Tony Fish wanted to come and hang out with me at the Keys but after what he did with Barbie and Bambi, I’m keeping him at a distance too because I know Tony will jump all over Gail and I kind of want her to myself. Anyways, I want to take things slow but Gail thinks we should tell my mom. I have to think this over because she’s a sweet lady and I don’t want to lead her on because she’s really been nice to me. Of course, I’ll keep you all informed on what happens.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures
May 13th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Congratulations to LeAnn Rimes on her new marriage to Eddie Cibrian. After years of public scrutiny, she finally tied the knot with the man of her dreams. I’m so happy that they’ve married to show everyone how much they truly love each other. LeAnn has been through a lot in her life and it’s good to see her finally settle down. Doesn’t she look super hot in her bikini? Wow I wonder how many crunches she does a day to get super flat abs like that? I’m jealous! lol I’m a big fan of her music and wish her continued happiness and success with her life.
Well, my babies, it’s time for me to turn this back over to Mr. Lance Butts. I’ve had so much fun talking about celebs in bikinis with you. I hope you had a Happy Mother’s Day and spent quality time with your mommy! Until we get together again, remember that I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Take care of yourselves and remember that you have a friend in Jenny Bikini!! ((((((((Hugs)))))) and kisses (XoXoXoXo)!!! Toodles!! JB
Fergie Bikini Pictures
May 12th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Fergie is one of my favorite female singer stars! Doesn’t she look awesome in her red bikini? She has it all! A wonderful career, good looks and a hot looking hubby in Josh Duhamel. What more could a girl want? Well it’s time for Fergie to join the ranks of Mariah Carey and JLo and get pregnant. Yes, I’m willing it. She’s been doing a lot of touring with the Black Eyed Peas and it’s time for her to have some family happiness. Her and Josh’s baby would be so cute! Don’t you think? I really hope that her marriage lasts a long time and of course I look forward to new music from her and the Black Eyed Peas. They’ve come a long way and have paid their dues. We love you Fergie!! Keep up the awesome job!!
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures
May 11th, 2011 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!!!!! I’ve missed you so much! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini and I’m so anxious to share some brand new pictures of your most wanted stars in bikinis!! I hope that your week is going well. It’s hump day which is my favorite day of the week because it means we are just that much closer to Friday!! Ok, here are some new pictures of actress/singer Christina Milian. She’s at the beach holding her precious one. Doesn’t she look awesome in her bikini? I love the striped pattern. She looks very happy and I’m so glad that things are looking up for her after her divorce. I’d really love to see her in a hit TV show or even come out with a new record. We’re routing for you Christina!!
Photo Credit: Fame
Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures
May 10th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Back again by my request is the beautiful Maria Menounos. As I reported in her previous gallery, I used to have the biggest crush on her and still do. She’s always been one of my favorite MTV veejays. In these pictures, she’s flashing that beautiful smile that gives me chills all over.
I think Maria would be an awesome actress to star in some sort of horror movie or maybe even a love story. Her stunning good looks and natural grace is sure to sell tickets. You’re still by biggest crush Maria!!
Oh, good folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out and pass the buck over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini. I plan on spending some more time this week with Gail and will give you guys an update when I get back next week. Barbie and Bambi are still calling me but I’ve moved on. I’ll send a baby shower gift only because Tony Fish is my friend. In the meantime, don’t do anything I would do! PEACE!!
Photo Credit: Fame
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
May 9th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Happy Monday!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a WONDERFUL weekend! I’ll fill you in with all of the hot and steamy details below!
Right now, I want to look back at these awesome pictures of Heidi Montag’s (pre-plastic surgery) bikini days. I thought she looked perfectly fine. Heidi doesn’t look like this now. She’s filled out and pumped up to the max right now. I didn’t think she needed to do anything to her body but it seems she had a negative self image of herself and wanted to improve her look.
I just want to tell you girls out there that you don’t need to have any work done to your bodies. You were born beautiful and you should always remember that! If a guy doesn’t accept you for how you look, then that’s his problem. Just dump him and find a real man! As some of you may know, I like girls who have had chest enhancements but when girls do things to their faces, it usually ends up making them look uglier. So stay true to yourself!
Now, about ME! I had a wonderful weekend with my new lady friend Gail. As I said before, she’s a cougar and my mother’s age and her friend. My mother still hasn’t found out about our relationship as of right now but I suspect someone will tell her eventually and when she asks me about it, I’ll just tell her that Gail and I are exploring our options with each other. If she disapproves then I’ll just have to break it off which is why I’m not telling my mother yet. I’m enjoying the benefits of being a boy toy! 🙂 Gail and I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant on Friday night. Afterwards we went to her place, had a bottle of wine and just talked. She let me know that her intentions were serious and I told her that we should just take our time. No hanky panky if that’s what you’re wondering. But I’ll keep you posted. lol
Laura Croft Bikini Pictures
May 6th, 2011 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man back to THRILL you with the hottest pictures of celebs in bikinis! Yeah I know you missed me. 🙂 It’s a happy day and I’m so glad that my life is changing for the better. I’ll let you in on the juicy details below!
Right now, let’s welcome the very beautiful Laura Croft to Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time. No, it’s not the action hero although she’s fine too. This one is an American model. She was the Playmate of the Month for the July 2008 issue of Playboy magazine. I missed that issue so I think I’ll need to go over to Hef’s house to catch up.
Croft appeared as WWE Superstar Randy Orton’s “wife” in an angle on an episode of WWE Raw. She now co-stars in the E! series Holly’s World and is studying to be a personal physical fitness trainer. Nice. I hope to see much more of her, especially in hot bikinis.
Well, you guys, the Lance Man just hit the jackpot. I like cougars and that’s no secret. Although this particular cougar is my mother’s best friend. Her name is Gail and she’s my mother’s age. The woman is very wealthy which always intrigued me. Her husband died and left her millions. I guess she heard about my break up with Barbie and Bambi and she called me to console me. We met Sunday night for cocktails and the rest is Lance Man history. I won’t kiss and tell but let’s just say that she stopped by for lunch today at my job and bought me a new Rolex. Jackpot! I’ve needed a woman like this. Someone who understands me. The only problem is telling my mom. Thankfully my mother doesn’t read my articles but my friends and family members do. So….seems like the Lance Man is back in full drama effect!! We’re going out to this fancy restaurant for dinner tonight. I’m so excited. I’ll keep you all posted! PEACE!
Photo Credit: WENN