Archive for April, 2010

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 30th, 2010
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The response to Michelle Hunziker’s photo gallery has been so overwhelming that I just had to put up another gallery of her.

She’s a very beautiful girl and I guess folks just love looking at her body. She looks awesome in a bikini and if she knew that so many people liked her bikini pictures, she might look into doing some tv work or something.

Ok, I’m out and have a great weekend everyone. Next up is Lance Butts who still owes me $20. I know I’ll never see it.

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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 29th, 2010
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Hey everyone it’s Kate Bosworth. She’s an American actress who made her acting debut in Robert Redford’s movie “The Horse Whisperer” but you probably remember her in the leading role of the 2002 movie “Blue Crush” where she played surfer girl.

I love her and she is looking quite cute in this purple psychedelic bikini. She looks much older now days but it looks like she’s keeping it real as far as the plastic surgery goes. She might have had some done on her face but everything else looks real.

Hope to see more of her in the future.

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Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
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Hey everybody it’s Jenny Bikini here, your favorite bikini reporter back for another week of swimsuit fashion.

I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Aussie model Jessica Hart. I’m very impressed with her body. She’s so fit and trim but of course, she’s a model.

I like her because you don’t hear about her being a brat. She’s brutally beautiful and can rock a bikini in the hottest way. It looks like she’s let her original color grow back in. She was a blonde in our previous photo spread. I like it.

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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
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Yummy, here’s hot super model Sophie Turner chilling out wearing an awesome bikini.

I absolutely love that leopard and pink bikini she has on. Looks like she’s taking full advantage of her fashion designing friends swimwear line.

She looks like the type of girl that you’d have to spend a lot of money on if you took her on a date. I just work a regular job so I know I can’t afford her. Oh well, I’ll just call up Heather Locklear, I bet she could use a few bucks to help her bail out of jail.

Ok, I’m out! See you soon and in the meantime be easy!

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Jwoww Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 26th, 2010
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Hey folks, it’s the Lance Man and boy have I got a treat for you.

Yeah, check out reality tv show Jersey Shore star Jwoww in a hot bikini. This is the ultimate photo op of the week in my opinion. She’s looking extra special.

It looks as if she was out on the beach in Miami filming her show. I can’t wait to see this season’s installment of Jersey Shore that show is awesome.

I think I just might take a trip out to Miami to see if I can get a closer look at Miss Jwoww because her body makes me say wow!

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Lauren Pope and Friend Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 23rd, 2010
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Hey you guys it’s the Lance Man! Glad to be back and I know you missed me.

Well, I thought I’d give you a tingle with these pictures of Lauren Pope and her friend in sexy bikinis at the beach.

It’s just so lovely how they scream when the water sprays all over their bodies. Both look really hot in their bikinis and as you know, I’m a sucker for bffs.

Photo Credit: Flynet

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
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I can’t believe the response that we’ve been getting for Michelle Hunziker. So I thought I’d please our fans with just one more set of her.

Yes, she’s very beautiful and looks awesome in a bikini.

Ok, you guys, I’m out for now. Up next is Lance Butts who will rock your world – yeah right!

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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
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Since the reception on the pictures of Michelle Hunziker went so well, I thought I’d post some more pictures of her. Looks like she has quite an American following.

I love the bikini that she is wearing. Her body style is slim and natural. She doesn’t look at all plastic, fake or put together.

I would like to see her do more American stuff because she’s really cute. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: SplashNewOnline

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010
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Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini here! Glad to be back!

As you know, I love Audrina Patridge. She’s so pretty and such a cool actress.

Doesn’t seem like other celebrities like her like Heidi Montag’s husband who has been trashing her on Twitter just because Audrina said that Heidi has had too many plastic surgeries. Well from the looks of things, it’s true.

It’s nothing but pure drama but it looks like this is going to be an ongoing thing. All celebs should be able to take any comments with a grain of salt because that’s the price they pay. Anyways, she looks awesome in a bikini.

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Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 19th, 2010
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Hey all you bikini lovers, it’s the Lance Man back from another fabulous weekend. Yeah I really do it up big. Went out to the Florida Keys and had a great time with 3 hot bikini babes. Can’t tell you anymore, this is a G-rated site.

Ok, so let’s get started with some pictures of hot a Swiss actress, model, singer and a television personality known to Italian and German people known as Michelle Hunziker. That last name sounds so nazi, it’s a wonder she’s getting any work at all.

It’s probably because her bod is awesome and she looks really nice in a bikini. Looks like she’s a natural type of girl without any plastic enhancements but you never know. Sometimes they get them really small so they look natural. Anyways she’s still hot.

Ok, I’m out for a few days while Jenny Bikini does her thing! Stay cool!

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Sophie Reade Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 16th, 2010
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Now here’s what real breasts look like. Check out tv reality show “Big Brother” cutie Sophie Reade volunteering her time at a celebrity car wash.

Unless Heidi Montag who I showed you yesterday, Sophie’s breasts look real and they’re big so there is no excuse to have boulders in your chest that look tacky. I can’t even tell if she’s had enhancements but she probably has.

I’d really like to see her do some more stuff on tv. She’s really cute.

Ok, I’m out for the weekend, see you Monday. Don’t drink too much this weekend and don’t bring home any strays because you can’t get them to leave your house afterwards. Peace!

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 15th, 2010
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Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It’s been a while since we’ve bonded and I’m glad to be back.

I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn’t she?

As you can see, we featured her here Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip – April 2009 and her breasts do not look like that.

It’s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she’s had her face done too. Those lips don’t look real. I don’t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish. Full lips are beautiful but those aren’t proportional with her face.

Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren’t doing it for me. They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest. I wonder what she’ll do next?

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Serena Williams Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010
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Here’s one of my favorite tennis stars Serena Williams enjoying some time at the beach. She’s probably somewhere on an exotic island with the money she has.

I really like her bikini, it’s fitting her really well. Her body looks like it has a lot of muscle and not much fat. She just looks really strong.

Ok you guys, I’m out and up next is Lance Butts who is the biggest celebrity whore on the net. He doesn’t think with the head that is on top of his head if you get my drift! Chow!

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Sheridan Smith Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010
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Sheridan Smith, age 29, is an English actress, known for playing Janet Keogh (née Smith) in the BBC sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

I think she’s cute and she has kind of a full figured body. She’s not skinny and she’s not fat which is good for an actress because it allows her the flexibility to play a lot of roles.

I’ve never seen anything that she’s done but she does look good in a bikini. I really like the black trim around it.

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Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 12th, 2010
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Hey everybody I’m back! It’s Jenny Bikini and I’m so happy to be back amongst my favorite bikini lovers.

This week, I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of hot American actress Denise Richards. She’s looking mighty hot in her sexy blue bikini.

Denise is also the ex-spouse of “Two and a Half Men” tv star – Charlie Sheen. I remember when she was telling everyone that he abused her but nobody really paid much attention to it. Now I guess from what’s in the news about him, people are starting to maybe think she was right.

I’m glad she hasn’t fallen to the preys of Hollywood, I really like her. Go Denise!