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Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
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Oh hey, it’s The Real Housewives of New Yorker Kelly Bensimon. She’s super thin and I wonder if that’s a result of her natural body or if she’s starving herself. I like a woman with curves and I can’t seem to find any on her.

The bikini looks drabe and boring but I do like the color of her hair. That shade of red does wonders for her. She doesn’t look as old.

As for me hooking up with her, I think not. I don’t care how much money she has, I can’t be bought. Well it depends on how much she’s talking about.

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010
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What’s up, it’s the Lance Man and I’m back! It’s great to be back, so let’s get this party started.

I thought I’d start of this week with something to really think about. Here’s Shauna Sand walking around looking like an advertisement AGAINST getting plastic surgery. What’s up with her face? It looks like she overdosed on the botox treatments.

Of course, I must admit that I am liking her enhancements but that’s not all I’m about. For me, it has to be the total package. Her body is smoking in the bikini but I would have to put a bag over her head if I was gonna date her.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 29th, 2010
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Here’s Kim Kardashian hanging out on a boat with one of her friends or sisters. I like Kim Kardashian. She’s making a name for herself on just her name. Her acting is horrible. She was recently on an episode of CSI-NY and it was really bad. But she does look good in a bikini. Hopefully she’s taking lessons to improve her acting skills because I would like to see her in more roles.

The lady in the background with Kim looks like she could be a relative, maybe Chloe? I don’t know because they all look so similar.

Well, I’m out for now, see you soon. Next up is Lance Butts who got knocked down when he asked the new girl in the office out on a date. I smiled that day.

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Heather Locklear Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 26th, 2010
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Here’s a blast from the past with photos of Melrose Place tv star Heather Locklear. She’s on the beach filming some scenes for a show and showing off her body.

She looks good for her age but in one of the pictures she looks like she has a small alien inside of her stomach. That’s not good posture Heather.

I remember when she played on the tv show TJ Hooker. She was so pretty.

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Sarah Hyland Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 25th, 2010
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Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini here. I’ve missed you all and it’s good to be back.

Today, we have these awesome pictures of Sarah Hyland. She’s the daughter on the tv show Modern Family. I love her leopard print swimsuit.

She is such a fresh face young lady and I hope to see her in more stuff. At 19 years old, she has a long way to go with her career and I really hope she makes the best of it and doesn’t end up on a E-Hollywood True Story episode.

I’ve seen the show and she is a really good actress. She could use some work but I guess that just comes with experience. Hope she hangs in there.

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
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Check out Dancing With The Stars cutie Cheryl Burke hanging out on the beach in Miami.

I’ve always thought she was super cute and she can dance like nobody’s business. This girl really knows how to rock a bikini. She’s curvy in all the right places.

I sure would like to see her in some more stuff, maybe do some tv or something because she’s really good looking and easy on the eyes.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out for now. Next up is Jenny Bikini who will delight you with pictures of fat celebs in bikinis. Just kidding. I’m out!

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Lili Bordan Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
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Check out Hungarian/American actress Lili Bordan tossing her hair around while playing in the ocean. I’ve never seen anything that she has done but I hear she’s a good actress.

She has a smoking body that I won’t deny but she is a little small up top for my tastes. I think it should be a requirement that all actresses get enhanced breasts.

Her name kind of freaks me out. I’d feel so weird dating a girl with her name because it’s so close to “Lizzie Borden”. I don’t need her hacking anything off of me.

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Kelly Landry Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 22nd, 2010
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The Lance Man is back from having a hot weekend. Me and this honey went to the beach and she let me do whatever I wanted to do. That’s all I can say because a true gentleman never kisses and tells.

I thought I’d start out the week with a few pics of Austrialian actress Kelly Landry. You probably have never seen her in anything but her body is hot anyways.

She kind of looks like the honey I spent the weekend with but much taller. I’m really digging her black and white bikini. She’s wearing it very well. I also can appreciate the work that she has had done up top. Nice job!

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Mariah Carey Swimsuit Pictures

Friday, March 19th, 2010
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Well if it isn’t the Diva herself, Mrs. Nick Cannon aka: Mariah Carey.

I love the one piece black swimsuit that she has on. She’s the only one with enough nerve to wear super high heels while attempting to walk down a flight of deep stairs. Only Mariah.

Everyone’s talking about the weight that she’s been putting on, saying that she might be preggers. If she is, that’s great, if she isn’t that’s ok too. Just let Mariah do whatever she wants to do. She’s paid her dues and it looks like marriage is agreeing with her. I’m happy for her. But she should get a bun in the oven, her bio-clock is ticking….tick tock..tick tock

I’m out peeps! Catch you next week and a note to Lance Butts. I want my $20, I know you have your check.

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Cristina Ricci Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 18th, 2010
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I’m so thrilled to post pictures of one of my favorite actresses, Cristina Ricci. I love all of her work, especially when she played in the movie “Monster”. I laughed and cried so much because her performance was so believable. She’s truly awesome.

I’m really loving her in the deep purple bikini. It goes so well with her skin tone. I posted a picture of her back because she has some really cute tattoos.

I hope to see more of her to come and I know one of these days she’s going to win an Oscar. She’s just that good.

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Bai Ling Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
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Hey everbody, it’s Jenny Bikini here, your resident Bikini-Babe-At-Large. Good to be back!

I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Chinese-American actress Bai Ling. She’s starred in the movies “The Crow” and “Wild Wild West”.

I think she is so lovely and really knows how to rock a bikini. She’s keeping it really real. I’d really like to see her in more stuff, maybe some tv. I love her cute black and yello bikini. It has an asian look to it.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
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Now here is super babe and future scream queen Audrina Patridge. I loved her in the movie “Sorority Row”. She’s all hotness and beautiful body baby.

Here she is rollerskating around showing off her tank top and cute bikini bottom. I think I’m in love.

I like her dark looks and she should really try to get more into modeling. I think she could surely be a Victoria Secret Angel if she wanted to. That’s just my opinion.

Ok, the Lance Man is out for now. Up next is Ms. Jenny Bikini who is a cool lady that can’t find a date on a Friday night. Peace.

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Tara Reid Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 15th, 2010
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OMG what the “bleep” is that? Tara Reid is slipping bad. I had no idea she was walking around with those thighs. You would think with all thought dough, she could afford a trainer or something.

This is going to give the Lance Man nightmares. I just can’t believe my eyes. She’s only 34 but her thighs look like you can add 20+ years to them. I’m sorry Tara but until you improve on your cellulose problem, I can’t lust over you like I did when you were starring in movies like “Urban Legend”.

You need some work done bad! Oh after seeing this picture, I want my Mommy!

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Katrina Bowden Bikini Pictures

Friday, March 12th, 2010
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It’s party time, the Lance Man is back!! I know you missed me. Daddy’s home.

Now here’s a cute babe. It’s American actress Katrina Bowden. She’s currently acting on the tv show “30 Rock”.

She’s only 21 so I’m going to cut her some slack although she really should look into some enhancements. With a body like hers, if she were to increase her upper region, she’d get much better roles, in my opinion. Or I just want to see her with them.

She can act from what I can see by watching the show but I’m not really paying attention to all that nonsense. She is truly rocking the bikini.

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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Thursday, March 11th, 2010
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Just to torture Lance Butts, I thought I’d post another picture of another Victoria Secret Angel. This time it’s hot model Doutzen Kroes. I know he really likes her.

She’s looking so awesome posing in a white bikini on the beach. I really love her hair color and she has the prettiest smile out of all the Victoria Secret Angels.

Well, I’m out until next week, so until then be good and don’t lend Lance Butts any money because he’ll never pay you back.

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